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Politics › Re: 46 Senators Sign Up To Back Buhari In Polls Order Battle by figment232(m): 9:28am On Mar 20, 2018
I smell lies....Where is the list of the 46 Senators?
NYSC › Re: Nysc Accredited Centre In Warri(Klassic CBT/Cybercafe) by figment232(op): 6:41am On Mar 20, 2018
Good morning PCM
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NYSC › Re: Nysc Online Registration @KLASSIC CYBERCAFE at Ekpan/warri Axis by figment232(m): 3:31pm On Mar 19, 2018
cyberguy72:
Goodday PCMs in EKPAN \ WARRI axis NYSC online registration is ongoing @ KLASSIC CYBERCAFE BY CHOM CHOP FASTFOOD EKPAN DELTA STATE.CALL 08035420177,08059268461
Nysc Online Registration Commences 26th of March 2016 @ Klassic Cybercafe(Nysc Accredited Centre )
Business › Re: Innoson Vs Gtbank: I've Never Forged Tax Documents In My Life - Innoson Chukwuma by figment232(m): 9:49pm On Dec 22, 2017
Biety:
foolish boy.
You are taking after nnamdi kanu.
As foolish as kanu.
No am talking bout ur foolish senile Lord Dullard bubu
Business › Re: Innoson Vs Gtbank: I've Never Forged Tax Documents In My Life - Innoson Chukwuma by figment232(m): 4:35pm On Dec 22, 2017
Biety:
Shut up ur mouth u bloody liar.
Who's expecting u to say the truth before?
We know forgery is a shameful thing but just promise us u'll never do such again and we'll forgive u.
As useless as Buhari.
Business › Re: GTB Releases Official Statement On Innoson And EFCC by figment232(m): 7:40am On Dec 22, 2017
sureheaven:
Only ipobs and some illiterate folks belive in only what inoson said. GTB is a standard bank known all over the world for its best service.
What about the court victories of innoson over GTB
Business › Re: GTB Releases Official Statement On Innoson And EFCC by figment232(m): 7:34am On Dec 22, 2017
Diiet:
one thing verry clear is that innoson has shown himself in a verry bad light, and other banks would be afraid of granting him credit facilities. This saga will end up having negative impacts on his business.
lie...as long as he has collateral banks would gladly grant him loans upon loans
Family › Re: Is He Being Wise, Cursed Or Just Wicked? by figment232(m): 7:17am On Dec 20, 2017
amprat:
I would have agreed with you if he was taking care of his mother at least and I would have agreed If we call him for help, but he is the one that just suddenly calls out of the blues,asking questions about how far you've gone in life like a monitoring spirit, then starts making promises you didn't ask for, like I'll get you another job, I have the connections, you should develop your talents I'll talk to someone blah blah blah .
characteristics of a cultist who has made a covenant with the devil......a condition for his blossoming wealth.Might be using the destiny of his sibblings
Politics › Re: Is Mr Buhari Actually 75yrs? by figment232(op): 7:45pm On Dec 19, 2017
Alariiwo:
Maybe not.. but not more than 78yrs.

Does it even matter? Childish rants.
It does........Mr Integrity my foot
Politics › Re: President Buhari: I Used To Smoke, Had Girlfriends But Never Tasted Alcohol by figment232(m): 7:36pm On Dec 19, 2017
Fmartin:
My room mate has just come with his girlfriend now they have been both staring at me for over 30 minutes.they think i will go out.i cant support fornication,letme start picking beans right here.. grin
Lol
Politics › Re: Is Mr Buhari Actually 75yrs? by figment232(op): 5:32pm On Dec 19, 2017
Okoroawusa:
Your IGNORANCE is so bright that you need shades.
Ur zombieism is unprecedented.
Politics › Re: Is Mr Buhari Actually 75yrs? by figment232(op): 5:30pm On Dec 19, 2017
lilytender:
Joblessness leads to depression. This guy is depressed.
Zombie did u read it.
Politics › Is Mr Buhari Actually 75yrs? by figment232(op): 5:26pm On Dec 19, 2017
Our liar president made us to believe that he's 75yrs old today when indeed, he's already a grand octogenarian.‎
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Be the judge with this simple arithmetic...‎

Let's play...‎

@M Buhari Obtained his controversial, questionable and still missing WASC in 1953! 

2017-1953= 64yrs ago‎

‎Marking his 75th Birthday today...
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75 - 64 = 11yrs‎
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Invariably,‎
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Our liar president obtained his WASC at the age of 11 in 1953? Wow! What a genius pupil he was in his days hey?! �

I still wonder how many kids in those days finished from the high school at the age of 11 except for a genius like Buhari....‎
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Further more‎, because 1957, the year that he joined the army is a constant that can NEVER changed, back or forward dated on any record  it means that our liar president joined the army at the age of 15.
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2017 - 1957 = 60yrs ago‎

Subtracting the year that he joined the army from his age today...
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75 - 60 = 15yrs‎

This means that Mohammadu Buhari was commissioned into the Nigerian Army as a full lieutenant with 2 pips (stars) ‎at the age of 15... The
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Another genius and brilliant feat there! ��

You can fool some people sometimes, but, you can not fool all the people all the time...‎



Change begins with you!‎‎
Politics › Re: Senate Condemns 2018 Budget by figment232(m): 4:02pm On Dec 19, 2017
sarrki:
E pain dem

Know more padding
Mumu who dey Pad budget? Na the executive ooo
Politics › Re: I Didn’t Know My Father” — Buhari Shocks Nigerians With His Life Story by figment232(m): 1:35pm On Dec 19, 2017
In other words he is a BASTARD.
Business › Re: CBN Brings Back Cash Handling Fees For Bank Customers by figment232(m): 4:18pm On Dec 18, 2017
grossintel:
Ok, you basically have no idea what cryptocurrencies are. And whoever told you that is a gambler. In 2005, a single share of Apple Inc (AAPL) was worth just $5.28, but today it's worth $174.97 with a market cap of $893.33 billion. Meaning if you were smart enough and believed in the company at an early stage and invested just 50k when a dollar was 100naira today you would have made roughly 50million naira in profit from just 50k naira. Can we now call the tech giant Apple Inc a Ponzi scheme? What of the Google the internet giant? in 2004 a single share of GOOGL was just $50 but today its $1072, do we also call google a Ponzi scheme? this is what investment bankers do. I work for international clients and I took time to understand where they invest their money. Most of them invest half of there retirement funds buying stocks of startups they believe has a great future. Bitcoin, Ripple, Etherum, Litecoin, etc are revolutionary technologies the world can not ignore. The technology behind the blockchain is massive. Banks are buying into Ripple in thousands, it's incredibly fast and can process 1000 transactions per second. Bitcoin might not be the leader tomorrow because it's technology is limited, but cryptocurrencies can never go away, they will eventually replace the money we use someday.
Yes, more people are turning millionaires by buying and holding cryptos over 4 years, and it's very realistic but this isn't what crypto currencies are used for, it's like saying dollar is used for money laundering because it's easy to walk around with 10 million nairas in on pocket and no one will know, yes but this is not what dollar is actually used for. Instead of looking the other way in ignorance, take a few munites and pick a book about cryptos and read it before calling it a Ponzi scheme.
Politics › Re: Buhari's 75th Birthday: Maryam Abacha And Fati Abdulsalami Abubakar In Aso Rock by figment232(m): 2:25pm On Dec 18, 2017
yarimo:
I can clearly see true love from nigerians, from the south to the north everyone is celebrating president buhari. Infact BUHARI'S birthday should be declared and to be celebrated as public holiday every year
your paapàaa. .......for what
Business › Re: CBN Brings Back Cash Handling Fees For Bank Customers by figment232(m): 1:55pm On Dec 18, 2017
grossintel:
are you living inside a cave?
No am not.I won't
Let innocent beings loose their money again.Invest N52000 and get N20m I'm two years Abi? or which one is yours
Politics › Re: What Will Happen If President Buhari Attempts To Rig 2019 Elections- Reno Omokri by figment232(m): 12:50pm On Dec 18, 2017
biacan:
Get off my mention with your head like a rat on menstruation........ smh
Jesuz chai
Politics › Re: What Will Happen If President Buhari Attempts To Rig 2019 Elections- Reno Omokri by figment232(m): 12:47pm On Dec 18, 2017
yarimo:
Nothing will happen, infact if the constitution provide a president can be re elected for life. Nigerians will vote for Buhari freely and fairly in any election
Only u and ur family
Education › Re: Jamb Browser Installation by figment232(m): 10:09am On Dec 18, 2017
justhostname:
I have seen so many comments that JAMB browser is not working and that you have followed the instruction as laid down by JAMB. to my conclusion, not really that JAMB browser is not working or you do not follow the right step but there is are some things you did not take into consideration.
1. The browser will not work if you have not installed a compatible JAVA on your PC as instructed by JAMB
2. It may not work if you have a JAVA on installed on your system before and you installed another one alongside with the previous one on the PC. If the are conflicting, it may not work.
Note: make sure you have a compatible Java prior to the installation of the browser.

If you are still having problem, PM me for a free remote help.
What's Jamb browser about?
Business › Re: CBN Brings Back Cash Handling Fees For Bank Customers by figment232(m): 9:11am On Dec 18, 2017
Stanleyafam:
I laugh at people that has still decided to leave their money in banks...

Cryptocurrency is the way forward.. Join now or cry later, a word is enough for the wise..
Cryptocurrency is a Ponzi scheme beware!
Christianity Etc › Re: What Made You Fall In Love With The Church You're Worshipping? by figment232(m): 11:25am On Dec 17, 2017
Winners Effurun .The Choir and Pastors are awesome
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Urge Yahoo Boys To Return Their Monies To FG To Help Improve Lives by figment232(m): 6:51am On Dec 16, 2017
able20:
The reason why SARS will surely remain
Yes but SARS dey overdo......they shld curb their excesses
Politics › Re: What Tinubu Said When GEJ Wanted To Borrow To Fight BH by figment232(m): 5:22am On Dec 16, 2017
Desyner:
Topic should read "What Tinubu Said When Oil Price Averaged $100 Dollar".

I have said it, Buhari is just a GEJ in northern attire. Look at the Fulani herdsmen situation.
How dare u equate that Dullard to the HERO
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Urge Yahoo Boys To Return Their Monies To FG To Help Improve Lives by figment232(m): 8:04pm On Dec 15, 2017
Kemperor:
The 26 billion naira plus the undisclosed contracts that didn't follow due process would have eradicated unemployment and also improve the standard of living in Nigeria.

APC is corruption...

Lia Mohammed is just an hypocrite...

Failed government gave rise to yahoo business...

I encourage the yahoo guys to fend 4 themselves after all the Politicians in Nigeria are also criminals but the difference is that the criminality of the politicians is legal...

How can criminals imprison criminals...?
YAHOO BOYS= RITUALISTS
Politics › Re: President Buhari Returns To Abuja From Paris (Photos) by figment232(m): 4:42am On Dec 15, 2017
Chevronstaff:
I still wonder how we have people like:
Donald Duke, Pat Utomi ,Soludo , Jim Ovia, Tony Elumelu e.t.c and our only options for presidency are Atiku and Buhari...
This is how Buhari will walk to Aso Rock in 2019 if Atiku is the main Opposition candidate....
Stories
Politics › Re: Governors Approve Withdrawal Of $1 Billion From ECA To Fight Boko Haram by figment232(m): 8:19pm On Dec 14, 2017
samstels:
This is laughable .

Same sins of Jonathan is being repeated after much lies.

Who is fooling who ?

I cant wait for 2019 to vote out this bunch of incompetent idiots .
they would rig themselves in again.
Politics › Re: Governors Approve Withdrawal Of $1 Billion From ECA To Fight Boko Haram by figment232(m): 8:17pm On Dec 14, 2017
I just pity Nigerian soldiers.They dying like flies and these idiots are busy making money on top the war.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Turns Buhari's Photo To "The Recessionist" Movie Poster by figment232(m): 12:12pm On Dec 14, 2017
MONITZ:
This Reno is something else,he dare not set foot in Nigeria through out Bubu's tenure lest he gets roasted or jailed and the keys thrown into the deepest part of the sea..
For what offence?

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