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Firstly, I will say that women is an ediot and whatever it is that is causing her to behave like that should not be passed on to an innocent person like the engineer.

Secondly, my fellow engineer. When you went there ehnnn, didn't u get a warning light stating there was no paper in any of the trays?

Or any text message warning?

That's th first thing u must check because in my office when our customers from different countries calls and explain their problems it will take u a good 2 hours just to find a solution only to get a slap in the face when u find the solution because u will say to urself u could hv got of the phone a lot sooner if the user had told u the correct information.

Some users sha I am fed up of them at work they think they know more than u.

Op, just take heart ehnn. Ur job there is to help fix ur clients IT issues and what u experienced is part of a normal IT experience.

wendymanda:
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What is wrong with being dark and liking dark. Black don't crack and the darker the black the less likely you will even slightly crack. I am dark and I love dark men. Not oily dark, cool dark with firy red lips. If my child comes out dark the better. When your light and the sun hits you get uneven skin tone. Dark people don't have to worry about that. Look at Nnena from America's Next Top Model.

GBAM!!!

Tell him for me oh as if we shouldn't like dark men. I am not dark myself but k hv always preferred dark men.

Dark Guys all the way!!!

I dnt know there is just something about them that draws to me maybe coz I prefer black men to white men.

Lighter skinned men r full of themselves though. They think sey coz dem be yellow paw paw u should bow down to them..Ta!!!!

But in reality I prefer ur character than what u look like. If u take good care of urself then that's fine by me.

I like Flavour's as both Iyanya and Peter look like they are trying too hard.

Flavour looks cool and relaxed.

But having four or six pack dnt mean nothing

hmmmmmm

see this one?

U now want to blame the stereotypes for cheating on ur wife abi?

"Oh am a man. Its in my genes to cheat"

Gerrout from dere joor!!!!

U need ur head checked 50 Billion times.

But wait oh.......

how come ur wife no say nothing?

i smell something strange 1) she is cheating on u too as well 2) she is waiting for that moment were she catches u again and she has something special for u up her sleeve 3) Oh boi u need to watch ur back

and some people wonder why women dnt take men seriously (yh yh i know women cheat too)

Me i just pray God give me a man who is caring, understanding, honest, hardworking and trustworthy because me if i catch him doing this rubbish ehhhn.....

Not only will i cut off his thing but i will put a permemenent mark (worse than the tribal marks) on his face and that of the women he cheated on me with.

Me i no get time to waste, I am one of those quiet ones oooo when i strike ehhhn u wnt know so maybe ur wife na the quiet one.

As I said before...

Watch ur back OP!!!!

Yes!!!!!

That's what talking about!!

Team Natural all the way!!!

Quick question:

Why will any guy in their right senses ask a girl if they are a virgin?

Especially if u can guys just met?

Its only Nigerina guys i see do that. U guys r too nosy. Y dont u wait till u get to know her then find out urself.

The ladies have every right to flare up since u hv no manners.

But I dont know why a lady would get angry if you ask her her age? I mean so what if u look older than ur age? Deal with it!! Such is life!!!

Also i thought guys said they dont want no virgins so why u lot complaining? U want experienced babe. So get an experienced babe and leave Virgins for real men and not immature boys/players who just want to hit the cuchi.

Seriously Nigerian men r something else.

I tire for dem sef.

I just give up. U nigerina guys r already thinking about sleeping with her even though u just met her abi?

Is okay..

There is something seriously wrong with your husband man.

What kind of Rubbish thing is that ehhhhn?

U r busy in the kithcen nko and he still walks out on the food on the table coz u never complete the service?

Na wa for him ooo.

Please I didnt say you shouldnt serve him food but please find out why your husband is doing that.

I hope its not what am thinking oooo

Hmmmmmm now he go look for excuse come bring him girlfriends and second wife into your house.

Ahhhh please just talk to him jeje ehnn. Just find out what the problem is.

He should understand u were busy in the kitchen and so he can share it out himself.

U know what, I have concluded that ur Husband is lazy and a baby!!

Wowww I love historical pictures as they speak volumes!!!!

But I feel sad that those pictures do not reflect whats happening today.

This is really sad man.

Rip

I just love this girl.

She is so natural

Whats funny is she is young and am sure she knows being Natural is beautiful but yet other celebs who are way older than her are all rocking fake hair.

I hope ladies take a tip from Chidinma's book

Cant wait for the day when I meet her.

I think they both look beautiful

But I would love if Fathia wore her hair natural just like Monalisa's (I am loving her hairdo)

Also saw her with an Afro in an old movie she killed it man

Anyways am glad they are not revealing anything in those pics.

Well done both of you

Ehhhn Ehhn

I just cant stop laughing at this.

The stories i read here on NL is something else.

A 50 yr old husband inspect his wife by opening up her private part?

Jesu!!!!

I swear some people need their head and state of mind checked before getting married coz this is total madness.

On the other hand, I dont blame the wife for dissolving the marriage, I mean what kind of woman in her right mind would take such rubbish from a man?

Anyway am happy for her now she wont have no more test been conducted on her loool

I hope no man out there is now going to be performing this kind of tests on their wives oo??

Coz one day u might marry a woman who will kill u for trying such rubbish

I started cooking at the age of 9 in Jamaica.

I remember I had to get a chair and kneel on it coz the stool wasnt tall enough.

My parents used to laugh at me.

I only cooked like frankfurters, eggs and breadfruit. I burnt the frankfurters but after learning from that one, I made sure to not burn the eggs and the breadfruit. Only me ate this with my buttered bread.

My dad was impressed but Mom was shouting "U not going back into da kitchen again. U nearly burn down d house. Imagine if me or ur pupa never dey here? My god. Luk how d pot black like duns river" *in my mum's jamaican voice*

I didnt think it was that bad. She was exagerrating.

Since then I would occassionaly go to the kitchen and boil eggs instead.

But I started cooking for my brothers and I at the age of 13 as my mum only cooked for her and my dad.

Now am an expert and i still cook for my brothers.

Hello,

I BC'd (Big Chopped) last year Decmeber and I have been natural since so no perm or braids as my hair was damaged and wasnt growing properly.

Since the Big Chop my hair has been growing nice but I noticed now that my back hair is only one growing fast but my top part of my head is medium length.

I noticed though that when I cornrow and oil my scalp my bottom side of my hair grows.

What do you think I should do to make them the same length but I dont want to cut them again?

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Why do they always blame women all the time?

Everywhere i go women this women that

Seriously I tell you solemnly our world is doomed for disaster

And this man calls himself a Bishop?

Its both Parties that need to be blamed not just women.

Men for being unfaithful and also women as well but women for wanting material things before anything else.

You cant blame the other party when they are both at fault.

Men say they dont want Virgins as wife but yet make fun and degrade women that are not Virgins.

U guys can never be satisfied.

I swear to God. Am sick an tired of hearing/ seeing this shit everyday.

Kilode?

They want so much expectations from women but yet the men can do whatever they like abi? The men can loose thier Virginity anyhow? The men can have as many wives as they please? The men can do whatever they fucking please right?

Unu continue dey stay dere ehhhn. Keep on dreaming!!!!

Oloshi!!!

Na wa oooooooooo

Na so our generation don collapse

Luk at this our world oo

Some men sey dey hv to test the woman they want to marry first before marrying her?

Ehhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnn shuuuu

I am so ashamed to be part of this generation

No pride whatsover

And then after the man has tested her several times dem sey dem no want u anymore as ur expired goods abi?

Chai!!!

Holy Mother of God Pray for us!!

Amen!!!

egbaguy:
How comfortable are ladies who av their hair done by guys? Any kinky feeling?

I went to the salon just few weeks ago in London and there were three guys who were hairdressers and obviously they were the only ones available and so I was forced to let him trim the ends of my afro and also cornrow it and I must the guy has skills men.

I had to give him a tip because my hair has been so neat so nice its just amazing. Am going some time next month tl have a different hairstyle.

There is nothing wrong with guys been hairdressers.

This is very disturbing.

Our world has come to an end

Chaii!!

If things r like this now what will it be like in our children's era??

So they just want to have kids and money and that's it?

Wooow..

lai lai

When i find out he did dat ehnn?

Chai!!!

I go pack my things sharp sharp and comot for house

U think i go dey there they let a man do that to me Ni gbo?

Mi i no get time to teach a boy how to be a man.

She can hv him sef. E no concern me.

Na wa oooo

Confront my husband side chick??

Impossible!!!!

For me I would say the Igbo culture. I have noticed this in films and around me as well.

The Igbo's only want to talk english/pidgin english, when you ask them to talk their language they start misbehaving and insulting you.

Whereas Yoruba people speak Yoruba with pride wherever they are.

Its only the old generations of Igbo that I hear speak Igbo not the new generations.

So yh the Igbo culture.

I have been listening to a lot of Yoruba incantations especially the one in Yoruba movies and on Spotify.

I just wanted to find out, if I sing them out loud does that mean am calling out the Gods or will anything occur?

Because I am a catholic but am trying to broaden my Yoruba knowledge because I feel much more closer to my Yoruba side?

And if any of you know any Yoruba incantations can you list them here and translate them for me.

The incantations i know r the ones praising Ogun, Oshun, Obatala etc

Your answers would be much appreciated

Tonto congrats oo

Ur finally getting married.

I wish u success in ur marriage and may u deliver safely in Jesus name.

Amen

So happy for u

thorpido:
Are you in Nigeria or abroad?

Abroad

Y?

hvq229:
You have set a goal for yourself. Complete your university training, and then to establish your own living situation away from your parents. that should be your parents goal for you as well and they're trying to help you get there. You should know what you need to do to achieve your goals as an adult. A child will want to move away from her parents just to get away from the parents and because she thinks she should be able to open her legs for any man she wants to. An adult will want to move out (from her parents house) because she is genuinely ready to.

It sounds to me as if you are not quite grown up-nothing wrong with it. Most university students are still children and should be considered as such--even though they're labelled as adults they're not.

Ok....

Firstly, I am not that stupid or naive to open my legs for anybody as if am dumb or something. Hell nooo.

Just because someone wants to move out of their parents house dnt mean they want to do stuff that will get them in trouble. I just want to move out so I can stop hearing all the noise and shouting in my house every God damn second even if me and brothers didn't do it we still have to pay for the consequences.

I think if u met me personally u will know am not the sort of person to do such especially rebel against my parents.

Just because am still going to uni dnt mean am still a kid lool. I dnt know y people label 20 year olds as kids still but we r meant to go and find work abi? Lool

Thanks for the advice though.

I dont mind parents who discipline their kids but what i hate is when you are clearly an adult and your parents are still treating you like a child.

Like me for example am freaking 20+ and i cant talk to no guys especially or even talk to any one especially Nigerians/Jamaicans coz they are wild people said my dad.

I serioulsy think some parents are bloody over protective from the day i was born i cant make no fucking decisions for myself without getting my parents involve even now that am going to uni i try not to let them know what am doing coz they r so controlling.

I love my parents sha but its too much i cant breathe when am around them even to have a normal cconversation i dnt want.

Me when i have my own kids i wont make them be afraid of me like i am to my parents.

The worst thing is I am more afraid of my parents than God. Which in itself is scary to say out loud.

Nigerian parents need to cool down on the overprotectiveness especially to their daughters coz they r just driving their kids to rebel. They dont give us no privacy what so ever. I dont even want to talk to my parents one bit coz it just leads to arguement.

I have never reblled in my life but yet my parents think i have. They think once am out of the house am a differnt person when thats not true. For so many years have been trying to show them that thats not true but am just wasting my time.



Seriously cant wait till when i finsih uni then i am moving out kiakia so sick and tired of them already.

shegsky:
But why is it that only girls are asked to keep their virginity? What about us men, eh? I have read a lot of posts and comments that talk about girls keeping their virginity, and some guys even insult those that are not virgins.

But my question is this: Is it only girls that are meant to keep their
virginity?

What about guys? And again how will a lady be able to keep her virginity when guys are always asking for sex then turn around and
insult her for losing it?
It is not only women that are expected to be pure, guys should be pure as well. You want a lady to be pure, yet,
you won't stop asking for sex. If she still refuses, you try to make her weak in her
defence. Yet, you will come online or elsewhere and shout about girls keeping
their virginity until marriage.. Are we immune to virginity?

Let’s stop asking ladies out, and even when they accept to date us, don't ask them for sex.

Help them to keep their
virginity until marriage and stop putting the whole virginity and purity struggle on them alone!

Just my humble opinion though.

Thanks!

GBAM!!!!!!

This is old news from february last year.

But yh am still shocked myself.

I dont think they mom and dad would like to have kids after this.

milychocs:
@ Filashade, do not ever stop, okay?
Even if one lived in the western world for a hundred years, and blocked all people they knew from the "backwards place".....
....even if they tore their passports....even if they got a room in Buckingham Palace and the White House at the same time.....no matter how much the person may curse their homeland, even if they knew how to sing the star -spangled banner and God save the queen backwards ...etc...

They would always be from Africa.....the whites they seek to please and be transformed into, would always, always wish they where far from them....
They at times prefer lions to them...true
My whole point is, I feel desperately sorry for such people
Tragic, really

Thank you

Yes it is very sad. Sometimes am ashamed to have such people come from the same country as me. Its a disgrace really

But anyway thats their problem really am celebrating Jamaican Independence Today with style (got the national attire and everything)

Might post the pic later

I just wanted to find out if Nigerians or (half Nigerians) celebrate Independence day abroad?

I still do but its now seen as "Show off" by my white colleagues over here.

I was talking with one of my Jamaican colleagues about Jamaican Independence tomorrow and was told that no one really celebrate it anymore but they dont want people thinking they are trying to show off their country in any way which will make people treat them differently.

I am confused because it seems the people who i meet nowadays are ashamed of their identity.

For e.g someone who has lived in the uk for 7 years says he is British not Nigerian even though he was born in Naija and lived there almost his entire life? He even says he cant stand the Nigerian culture?

It is only only him so many people especially the younger generation of Nigerian/Jamaica

Ehnnn mi i no understand that one oo

Y do people do that?

Any responses will be appreciated!!!