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Yh what the others said basically.

Just be respectful and gifts for the mum and dad is a good idea.

Also we are very happy to have you join us.

Just enjoy yourself (and always help the mom in the Kitchen)

Imagine if this was a Jamaican meeting a Nigerian family?

That's the one me I wan see.

profojah:
Filashade mi...eeyah Pele..You make sure you have rest ...you know you have to read and work hard..Every man wants to marry a brain and hardworking woman...I can't wait to come prostrate for mum and dad in SW...

What do you think ?

O se!!!!!!

Mommy ati Daddy will be pleased o.

Yes I will make sure to work hard. It will pay off in the end

joenicewake:
Lol, i live at Sambisa forest just kidding, you know?

Holla me pm, lets talk more. Hope you don't smoke?

lol.

Nooooo I no do that kind tin.

I be clean babe

Sure. I will pm during Lunch time

+ Denzel Washington (I just love him too much even though he is old now. He still looks good)
+ Jhene Aiko
+ Hally Berry
+ Will Smith
+ Salma Hayek


I love them all

joenicewake:
Wow...sounds cool. It's nice to meet you here.

Nice to meet u too

Do you live in Jamaica or are you Jamaican?

joenicewake:
Hey, which part of Jamaica are u from?

Old Harbour, St Catherine

Amusaopeyemi:
We are coping. But I hate it when people take me for granted cuz of my size o.

Especially when u r angry. They are like "Awwww ur so cute when angry" (that's here in the UK)

Am like wtf? Seriously? Do you have to remind of my size each time am doing or saying something.

I have learnt to love myself. If people no lyk me coz of my height/size, that's their business. E no concern me.

I just ignore them.

At the end of the day. I will look younger when am 30/40 so its a good benefit.

PETITE 4 LYF!!!!!

Monicasque:
ohh gosh this is really getting tiring now. Why does it always has to be about money. What happened to ladies can you marry a man who you love and who loves you back? guy I would marry my man even if he was earning R1K coz money is not everything. I know how it's like to be in lack, and I know how it's like to have plenty. so I have learnt to be content whatever the situation. besides, in a man one must look at his character and ambition, he might be earning R2K today, but the one who created him is not a fool, and I know for a fact that someone's current situation might differ a whole lot in the future. Obviously I cant marry an ambitionless idiot who I can just see that he should be left as he is because he is hopeless, and besides, if I also contribute in the household, that R50K might just have a partner / helper right ?

GBAM!!!!!

Ladies read this one o.

Na true talk.

parpylo:
very crystar clear lyk d Biblical 'teke teke mene' dt u *sum txt missing*....dts nyc.....d blood of Jesus on ur lips iz 'popping' oooo@d.p

lool.

Thank u bros.

Amen o.

parpylo:
nt sure if u r totally honest wif dt comment.....oya tlk true nw!!

Never!!!

Yes I do admit it looks nice (when ur young) but when ur old u will hate it.

I don't want one. I like my chocolate skin looking clear. I don't want no harsh things on my skin thanks.

Na the honest truth I dey talk.

ireneony:
op, u forgot that those prostitute also have boyfriend, and they sleep with their men skin to skin.

hope you get the logic
please stop twerking on okpo

hahaha lol.

Halimi25:
15 messages on whatsapp in a day from thirsty guys
21 messages on bbm
11 messages on badoo
7 on facebook
32 from nairaland
All in a single day.How do u expect a normal lady to cope?All u're doing is validating them & making dem become arrogant.My advise 2 u & other guys is to pick up courage & start approaching ladies offline instead of wasting ur energy chasing shadows online

True talk o.

Me self, I don tire.

Even when i ignore them they still no get the message.

Its not that we don't wan to talk to you, its just too much. We would prefer if u came to us in person.

But thats another story, some people find it so difficult to talk to someone in reality.

Social communication has lost its meaning in this our era.

Everyone want to talk on fb, whatapp, BBM, badoo, twitter, nairaland and everywhere instead.

Scrap all of the above and see how many have the guts to approach u. O% (I heard they are intimidated and scare that u already have a bf)

Na lie

I know so many people with Tattoos who are good people.

Me myself though I wouldnt want one. Coz the way it will look when ur old and the wrinkles and everything.

Ehhhnn.

Me I no want.

Ehhhhhhnn Ehhhhn!!!!

Na wa o.

Which question be this na?

Prostitutes are safer than ur girlfriend?

Women don suffer. Chai!!!!

Now when she gets Hiv its her fault? No be the man self. Na him get HIV com pass gf.

Lai Lai.

I no greee this one o.

kinglekan:
Nice curves

Curves?

Where do u see that?

Lol. I dont think I have any curve but thanks (why do people say that?) even though they say am slim.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird!!!

But thanks though

profojah:
Where have you been baby

lol.

I have been busy with Uni and work.

Its so stressful here in the office. Too many things going on at once. I feel like am gonna have a breakdown in a minute. Everything is urgent all of a sudden.

I have drank too many Coffee this morning and still not helping.

Theultimate:
Yeap. U hv point.
Meanwhile, people don't count it as sin....if has not gotten to main action.

Yh that is true but he still kissed her. So from the moment he kissed her, he cheated.

Theultimate:
How again if at all you chopped it off?

There is something called Kissing/Touching?

Having sex is not the only thing classified as Cheating is it?

funlord:
Dis 2 dice and profojah and dia mr cork sef? make we hear word abeg! £30000 pounds a day 4 babes? Na queen broda? Lol! una fit give una sisters 2 the corkman instead, make the change reach una! The babe don smell una scam! Try anoda thread!

Yes tell them for me.

Redoil:
A person might be experiencing all these symtoms yet his kidney will still be healthy. Most of the symtoms listed above usually occur in advance/late kidney problems. May God continue to grant us good health.

Amen o

It does not matter whether u lock the guys tin. He will still cheat on you.

Its in their nature. U can even chop off his tin as well and he will still cheat.

Mrvirgin:
This thread is not meant for lesbians like me. .. * spits and runs outta thread*

hmmmmm

Am sure u might have had a guy crush before u became a lesbian.

You can tell us what u liked about them

profojah:
Filashade is here again

Yes o am here.

Any problem?

profojah:
But every girl wants extra cash in their pocket...don't you think you're missing something if additional cash ain't flowing in your pocket...Make hay now that the sun is hotly shining!!!

I do get extra cash for my on call shift during the weekend and I get far much more than what your offering. I am not obsessed with money.

But thanks for the offer though

profojah:
What if they splash £1500 into your account tomorrow morning as a cab fare...wont you go and meet them?

Nope I wouldn't.

I don't need the money.

Plus I like to work for my money but not in that way.

germainediva:
D only tin I like is d penis............if not I no nid man at all dem wahala too much

Nice One.

profojah:
I wonder why some girls would miss this kinda beneficial opportunity...You've been bragging you stays in south west London, and you ignored the opportunity to meet these rich dudes..OK how much do you spend per day?.how much is your utility bills, how much do you spend on grocery, c'mon meet these rich naija dudes and stop trekking all over the south west cities...let them get you a small ride for cruising

lol!!

I was not bragging that I live in SW London. I was just simply informing you.

I work as an Infrastructure Engineer. I don't want 2Dice's/Mr Cork's money. I don't roll like that.

U can go and get other girls to "Hang Out" with them.

profojah:
I wonder why some girls would miss this kinda beneficial opportunity...You've been bragging you stays in south west London, and you ignored the opportunity to meet these rich dudes..OK how much do you spend per day?.how much is your utility bills, how much do you spend on grocery, c'mon meet these rich naija dudes and stop trekking all over the south west cities...let them get you a small ride for cruising

Lol!!!

I was not bragging that I live in SW London. I was informing you.

I was as an Infrastructure engineer. I don't want 2dice/

profojah:
2dice is a popular rugby player..he's f*cking rich.. And

MrCork is a londoner that drives range rover sport 2014 model with golden alloy tyre..he spends over £30,000/day for girls alone...he's very popular in peckam....would you like to meet them?

No thanks

I thought they were like artists. Cant believe I live in London and I don't know who they are.

So ashamed of myself

profojah:
You know 2dice in Lambeth?..

I don't know who that is either. I only know the common Artists like Tineh Tempah, Jessie J, Rita Ora etc etc.

Is 2 dice an artist?

profojah:
Ko easy baby girl..

Do you know MrCork from Pekam?,

Lol

No I don't know who that is. I don't live in Peckam but South West London

SuperSuave:
Purple and gold

Ehhhhnnn Ehnnnnn!!!!


Where did u see Purple?