₦airaland Forum

Tales by moonlight. I recognize the work of an author anywhere.

mrjoeblinks:
Where you see am?

Eye dey pain you?

You’re still jobless to post everything from your life here.

No way she was just 100 years old. They likely didn’t know her birth year.

An African dating a fellow African. Why is this news?

Normally, it’s the other way around in Hollywood media.

Corruption continues.

…and?

Only two things ashawo understand; sex and violence. I know she won’t learn from this. The video turned me on.

So, what is the problem?

Such is not the case where I live. Cars full ground yapa, especially in bars and restaurants.

Damian911:
Pain me??
No be say I broke nah

Nairaland billionaire. LWKMD.

Damian911:
You're definitely high on alien dungs

E pain am. ROFLMAO.

I no dey listen to corrupt politician.

Good luck to them in life. The organizers know people want to watch only Anita and Topher so they let these interesting guys leave.

Welcome to Nairaland. This place is full-time employment for the jobless. You’ll fit right in.

Lie lie story kept alive by multi-account trolls.

His life is his life.

No different from mugus here with 1,000 troll accounts.

The current state of Nairaland. Laughable at best. Disconcerting at worst.

As old as Nigeria. He looks fresher than the country’s present condition.

I wish them the best.

She should receive an award because I got one for doing the same.

Thamsanqa is using all his accounts to sock puppet. Idle form six boy. Go and study for your GCSE.

All this write-up on top noodles. My friend, it seems you’re better off single.

Why is my internet shitty? This Warri sef no see connectivity as priority?! No wonder they still live in the Stone Age.

Like that? You want to tell me they don’t have any that-former-VP, any insert-corrupt-northern-bigwig-here and no billionaire-whose-wealth-centres-on-keeping-citizens-in-darkness there? Hmm, our condition really is a curse from the heavens. Whoever swear us this thing die long ago. There is no turning around from our situation.

He likely tasted chinko ponyor and fled that way for more. In the next eighteen years, about six to seven Blasian adults would be on the search for their American father.

Something is wrong with you children on Nairaland. Very immature idiots. An event happens and you immediately come here to broadcast it. Both males and females - sha, woman no dey Nairaland, bingos!

Women outside the country do this. Asians have a culture of presenting gifts to whoever they visit. An Asian friend spent the equivalent of forty thousand Naira at the time on me for an impromptu dinner. That was when I started hating every thought of wooing Nigerian women.

Blame a group of less than twenty Nigerians hell bent on keeping the status quo. They make money if the country continuously lacks power.