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i fought with my igbo female teacher in JS3, because i refused to pay for a levy i felt was illegal and fraudulent as at the time..

Very unfortunate .

Is this even a debate ?Neuer

GreenArrow1:
Asaba is not boiling anything. The non-cultists will go about their normal activities, have fun and enjoy themselves while those who are cultists run up and down in panic like rats whose tails have been set on fire.
A few people will die. They won't be mourned for long. You know why? They mostly only constituted nuisance to the society when they were alive.
"Pooh!" A gunshot will ringout. A body falls in the street. People run, albeit temporarily. After a few hours, the police shows up to evacuate the dead body now properly engaged in the process of rigor-mortis.
People return back to business, opening shops and lighting the fires back for their abacha stoves to roast corn.
In a far distance, a mother spanks her 5 year old son who has forgotten to return back to his doorstep after playing with other kids. "You want to be like all those bad boys abi?" She yells as she spanks him some more. "No be me you go kill. C'mon sit down there!" As she drags him to sit in one place.
Business is back to usual with the occasional gist about the person who got shot and how these boys no get sense.

In a bunker somewhere, are clustered visibly shaken young men, smoking hemp. "Aro Danger Master don go overboard o. May the gates of Valhalla be closed to us." They all make varying statements mostly vowing revenge, meanwhile deep down, most are scared shitless and are looking for a way not to be picked as members of the next hit-squad going for revenge in a never -ending war over a reason they can't really pin-point.
All these while, there's an argument between the police and the mortuary attendant over accommodating the dead body of the guy who just got shot in the head. The family hasn't shown up yet and sure as hell, non of his fellow cult members has turned up to even say they know him. They are all somewhere busy drinking squadron and chanting, "Aro sorry o. We no know."
While all these happen, the rest of society just goes on with their normal lives. Next Saturday, Cynthia will get married, Uche's birthday party will hold, and Late Chief Ambrose will be laid to rest - a proper burial for a man who had lived a productive life to a ripe old age, gaining the respect of society and training his five children through University.
The cult war is but a distant undertone. A battle between the lowest lives in the society. These deaths a case of evil canceling out evil for the betterment of society. A war started probably by a fight over a worn out prostìtute. A waste of time and souls.
Then peace talks will hold and all those lives lost, forgotten. Aro Danger Master only remembered by his Marine and no other. They didn't even take notice of the war in Asaba, all too busy fighting theirs in their various states to be concerned about one sailor who had gone to be with Odin.
Aro Danger Master, Norwish Michael Obunneme would have been married in the next 5 years and seen his first daughter crawl, walk, graduate and get married in this very Asaba if only he had resisted the urge to join a cult.
Alas! Here he lies on a pale bed at the entrance of a mortuary, unattended as the voices of the policemen and hospital attendants arguing in the distance begin to fade.

Say no to cultism.

what a master piece. Very artistry.

Gee64:
Can I keep 1m with lapo for 3 months and earn interest on it and also be allowed to withdraw total amount of fund plus interest after 3 months?

Definately.You can even pull out your funds before maturity of tenor just that you will incure a 10% charge of your total interest as at the time of termination.

Enyinne:
Thanks dear, how do i go about it , how do i pay for the domain name ? Can i pay by myself or a professional is needed.

I will advice you meet a professional, one who creates websites ....If you were tech Davy, I wld have suggested you go online and read about it,its not difficult and saves cost..

Enyinne:
Please quick question, i need to create a private email for my company. Please can someone tell me how to go about setting it up or some one to assist me on it .it's urgently needed. Thanks

you need a domain name for that...You do not need to create a site unless you need it..Just register the name you want on the email..

Benzboys:
It is.
That naira that is used to chase dollars and over inflate its pricing for speculative purposes wouldn't be there in the first place if liquidity was tied down by the cbn.
So if debt instruments were still sound,a lot of people won't be liquid enough to even speculate in the fx markets in the first place.
You go get naira before you buy dollar na.
So yeah,liquidity is a determinant for inflation,though indirectly in Nigeria's case.

I get your point now.

ahiboilandgas:
Inflation up to 12.6 , forex uncertainty, naira devalutions....but cbn is lowering interest rates .....against all know economic priciple and not supported by any new economic principle



.......tb/omo is suppose to be at 14 to squezz out funds from the system to force prices down

I don't think our inflation is liquidity induced..

emmyang:
Sorry bro, i don't think UBA MasterCards are enabled for international online transactions.
You should try getting GTBank MasterCard or other banks that work internationally. Otherwise, try getting a UBA AFRICARD [Prepaid Visa Card]. It works internationally, it's what I use. Hope this was helpful.
Regards.

renewed one of my domains with my UBA master card yesterday...funny enough I was in the banking hall about to lay my complain regarding not being able to transact online with the card...The customer care rep requested that I try it again and zoom,was debited instantly for the renewal.

Born2conquer:
How do we go about this?
The 30days, can it he rolled over?

yes off course...But note, all rate are in per annum.

Adjusted LAPO FD rate...Still lucrative, despite economic challenges we facing currently..Msg me for more info.

If you remove the spoon how much last?

LAPO remains the best....No hidden charges, 4% interest rate on savings account .

LAPO mfb new rate guide.

Godbpraised:
Are u protected by CBN/NDIC

Yes, all Deposit money banks and mfb's operate in a highly regulated environment...I.e monitored by CBN , with deposits insured by NDIC.

Godbpraised:
what business does your company do, that could give an ROI that is better than what the Government is giving?

Same thing every Bank do. We supply credit to small and medium scale Enterprises. Lapo is a household name when it comes to micro financing in Nigeria.

abraolas1:
I just hope the rate increase.... Still looking at FGN bonds,Treasury Bills or Fixed Deposit(Whose rate is kind of Discouraging)... just need to move it away from this Savings that doesn't even yield me One naira since 3 months now given me the excuse of withdrawing more than 3 times

fix with us@ lapomfb. Good ROI.

"What season are you currently watching ",you all turn it to to spoilers thread(Amateurs)...Homeland S8 And Modern family....

So what exactly do you want us to do ?

Great news..Can't wait to see him back in action for Juve when matches across Europe resumes.

Dude is a legend..Would most likely be successful in future..

Goldie
Dagrin
MJ
Amy winehouse
Chester(linkin park)

There are different methods of knowing....She died trying to practice the Traditional method of inquiry.

This is bad. Eventually,CBN will have to float the exchange rate,coz we still a long way to oil price recovery.

I wish him speedy recovery .

We need to thread with caution!

lexy2014:
U are d one getting ahead of urself because no one said anything about d "gesture" being sinister. U are d one getting ahead of urself because d US has more than 980,000 cases& u are expecting free ventilators. U are d one getting ahead of urself because u couldn't simply these simple questions:

D US is overwhelmed and they want to help Nigeria? Wasn't it recently that d US ordered car manufacturers to produce ventilators to help fill d gap?

Direct your question to US authorities.

lexy2014:
Is d "gesture" free? D US is overwhelmed and they want to help Nigeria? Wasn't it recently that d US ordered car manufacturers to produce ventilators to help fill d gap?

Stop running ahead of yourself. Every gesture isn't sinister.

Difficult but wise decision.

A lovely gesture by Trump if true

Its a Good decision..We need to flatten the curve or else risk having millions of infected cases which would be worse than the hunger people are crying about.