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Ruudie. . . Hold on bro,
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Di meds wey yu take ehn,
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Hope say na doctor prescribe am o?
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Ehen make I scatter yua yarn,
'Cos I no be boti and dem no born me for barn!
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Yu go get correcshun o!
Yu
Go
Get!
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All join di advice wey elders give me,
Yu
Go
Collect!
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First,
Yu no go get hypertenshun: na ma praya be dat.
Second,
Now e be like I get yua 'attenshun': Go hug one of PHCN's faulty high tension.
Shebi yua brain don sharge?
Oya nau, no say I harsh,
na ma request be dat.
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If I say:
I love yu,
No be dat one wey yu write.
Asha sef sing dat kain 'luv' for 'Subway',
Or na lie she dey lie?
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Yu be ma broda as ma sista Maedan dey too.
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If yu catch ma drift ma broda,
Know say I love her and odas as I love yu.

''Ehen, shey yu love me?''
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En~en.
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''A-ahh!
Yu no ask say,
wetin I mean by 'love', by di way.''
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Okay.
Salaye.
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''Eh. . . Like say, if I travul or go away. Shey yu go miss ma brake light or dey miss me sha. Wheda yu feel say yu go feel me die patapata? Sometin like dat sha. . .''
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Hhn.
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''. . . Na yes be dat?''
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Hnm.
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''Mmm. No be lie, I love yu die!''

Hm.

RuuD Broda dat na REAL WaA~
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Ten years no be small matta.
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And yu yarn say na now yu just wake?
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My broda, I go pray for yu o, make yu tranda wella and weld dat heart wey don break.
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No gree bend down like say yu be palm tree!
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Me, I don waka dat road o, no be today.
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Dat advice wey helep me, I go replay,
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Say:
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Yua powa go scant die, if yu dey dull yua sef for wahala,
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So no shakin',
God sef dey,
You know nau, Im no dey play.

Fast ripe, fast rot. Kids now, grow too fast! Way too fast.

<Sighs>
. . .
Bros, next time make una rhyme right. . .
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And no sacrifice am to rhyme tight. . .

Jooooor~ ooo

I no be guy!
And pali-paddy, no be ma wife!

Which side!

Na ma sista from anoda mister.

''Coal under pressure becomes a diamond. . . You only have to look and see that even diamonds crack. Eventually.''

''Children seldom misquote. In fact they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.''

Sorry bluespice, forgot to add: 'names been changed. . .' NOT!
@Sino.
I know 'Itachi's' dead but that's not the point. . .


I'm ranting indirectly. . .

Sasuke regrets losing the only woman he'll ever love,
To a man he'll never cross, his brother, Itachi

MY ONE REGRET

Sakura used to love him so much,
She was supposed to be his,
Sakura had always been meant for him,
But he was always ignoring her,
Ignoring her for more mundane things,
Ignoring her efforts to have him notice her,
Ignoring all the times she had helped him,
Ignored all the times she had stayed beside him,
Ignored all the times he had pushed himself to the edge of death,
Only for her to bring him back,
Almost at the cost of her own,
Over and over again,
But not once had he given her the time of day,
He ignored her,
Insulted her, (Called her weak)
Underestimated her,
Broken her heart,
Over and over again,
But now Sakura had gotten over him,
And before long Itachi had taken notice of her,
Treasured her,
Protected her,
Cared for her,
Loved her,
And she fell for him.
And now after all this time,
He realizes, (It was the first time that I ever had the urge to kill my brother.)
That he loves her.
That he always had.
And that,
It was too late. (I already lost her.)
If it were any other man but Itachi,
He would have taken her back.
Fought for her,
Without a second thought. (And beg on my knees to love me once more)
But even he knows, (But I've never seen her smile like that because of me.)
When to give up, (And the reason she could smile like that was Itachi.)
He loves her,
But he'll let her go.
Knowing that,
Itachi would never,
Make her unhappy.
Even if it hurts,
He'll always watch over her,
And love her,
Until he breathed his last.
And because of that,
She'll always be my one regret.

Tunde regrets losing the only woman he'll ever love,
To a man he'll never cross, his brother, Lanre.

MY ONE REGRET

Dawn used to love him so much,
She was supposed to be his,
Dawn had always been meant for him,
But he was always ignoring her,
Ignoring her for more mundane things,
Ignoring her efforts to have him notice her,
Ignoring all the times she had helped him,
Ignored all the times she had stayed beside him,
Ignored all the times he had pushed himself to the edge of death,
Only for her to bring him back,
Almost at the cost of her own,
Over and over again,
But not once had he given her the time of day,
He ignored her,
Insulted her,  (Called her weak)
Underestimated her,
Broken her heart,
Over and over again,
But now Dawn had gotten over him,
And before long Lanre had taken notice of her,
Treasured her,
Protected her,
Cared for her,
Loved her,
And she fell for him.
And now after all this time,
He realizes, (It was the first time that I ever had the urge to kill my brother.)
That he loves her.
That he always had.
And that,
It was too late. (I already lost her.)
If it were any other man but Lanre,
He would have taken her back.
Fought for her,
Without a second thought. (And beg on my knees to love me once more)
But even he knows,  (But I've never seen her smile like that because of me.)
When to give up,  (And the reason she could smile like that was Lanre.)
He loves her,
But he'll let her go.
Knowing that,
Lanre would never,
Make her unhappy.
Even if it hurts,
He'll always watch over her,
And love her,
Until he breathed his last.
And because of that,
She'll always be my one regret.

If no be sites like dis, wen persin wan over craze;

I no know how e go be.

Like the place wey I dey ehn, na only God go helep me.

Dey pray for me jor and for my paddy,

Na so-so beg I dey beg so dat she fit eat.

Na lie oooo!

She no wan 'gree!

She don cry warta comot,

Me sef, join am sotayyyy,

Ah, I don tire but I no go give up,

I don vex for am now

Make she sit up!

So na prayer I dey o,

Make she heed.

Na me be im paddy

As she dey in need.

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I say I'll never believe in 'love at first sight'
Today, I run with great flight
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bba-dummm bba-dummm bba-dummm
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I saw,
I saw,

I-I-I s-saww ( I never stutter. Ever!)

What I saw, 
Crumbles all defenses built with one swipe of a paw

Oh I do believe in God now
All those silly half-hearted prayers by rote
Will be replaced by ones painstakingly wrote.

Ah, there must be a God.
All who say nay
Can go straight to Gehenna (second death)
And stay there forever!

He's beautiful.

He's impossible.

He's divine.

He's a dream. (I must be dreaming!)

He is,

He is ,  ,

(Pinch. Me. Nowwwwwwwww.)

,  Coming towards me!!

WhatdoIdowhatdoIdowhatdoIdo?!?!

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Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I wake to my cousin's stern gaze

"You dey craze".