shreck:

Don't dull brother please put this on their Facebook page.
Think of the fuckery you went through, you sef do your own

I wouldn't want to reveal my Identity, It's risky

This happened today friday 15th of July,

I boarded a bus (danfo) going to Yaba. As soon as we got to onipanu bus stop, a lastma officer stopped our bus and Instructed our bus driver to get down. If it were to be America or Spain, it would have been wise to get down, but this is lagos, getting down means you are rsady to give your car/bus away. This man refused to get down (the driver). All he kept on saying was "Oga, wetin I do?" The LASTMA official told him "Come down first, we will tell you when you get down"

Everybody in the bus kept shouting and murmuring. c'mmon, this driver didn't violate any law. A policeman walked up to us and was like "Oga get down, I would talk to the LASTMA officer for you". Since the policeman assured him about his safety and of his vehicle, he got down and went to talk.


Few minutes later, the driver came back with two other LASTMA Officer and was explaining something to the officer. Out of curiosity, an old man asked the driver what really happened, the driver then said they said his Route ans Route number is not clearly written on the bus. I got down to check and I realized it was all false. The route number and all other required informations were written on the bus but it was already fading. I then told the police man 'but oga, this thing dey dere na, e just don fade small'. The police man told me to mind my own business. So I left them ans entered the bus.

The bus driver was busy talking to the officials on how and why the Informations on the bus was no longer clear, he even told them, he would re write it immediately.

A LASTMA officer entered our bus and wanted to drive us away. Other passengers were shouting and insulting him. As a blogger, I brought out my camera phone and took pictures of the scene.

One of the officials saw me snapping them and walked up to me. He was like 'You are snapping abi, oya bring that phone'. I smiled back and I was like, I'm only doing my job sire. Then he took it personal and almost slapped me. But he cautioned and called a police man to come take me away to the station. It was just like film :p. The police man dragged me with my belt like I stole something or I was caught raping. He dragged me into their police van and told me I will sleep in police cell today. I was just smiling. I'm sure the guy got confused. He was like, 'wetin dey ur bag' I showed him everything including my FAAN Identity Card. We are both working for the Federal Government I said.

I brought out my other phone so I could call a relative. The police man collected it and he was like I'm not allowed to make call... "E ma gba mi keh" I said (In my mind of course)

After a while, they promised to let me go if I delete those pictures I snapped earlier. Since they Insisted, I deleted most of it and hide some, because they were watching me closely. After I was done deleting those pictures, I showed them the phone and they left me.

The funny part was, they started laughing with me like nothing happened earlier and one of the officials promised to drive us to our destination (Yaba)

The way LASTMA frame up public bus drivers all in the name of tip and bribery ehn... God will save us.

N.B: Some of my sentences may be wrong, was rushing.

layla129:
You were pissed because she is dark skinned or because of the makeup?

the make up

"Don't go to a party and ask a lady out coz na every girl dey fine for party and that is not their real face" like my friend do say. That's how i met one girl at my

sisters' wedding, 'fine girl; yellow sisi' . I collected her number so as to hook uo with her some other time. I even snapped with her which i actually uploaded on
Instagram.

So i decided to call her one day to come chill with me and my roommates at Finicky (a fast food joint close to YCT) since she stays around Yaba. I was like "hello,
it's me Rotimi, you're still not here" "I’m in the restaurant already, I'm the one wearing royal blue cotton material mini gown" OMG! You are looking sweet, I love your
dress I said. "You and this your funny compliments, Thanks anyways" she said while blushing.

Few drinks after, she got tipsy, I and my guys decided to 'smuggle' her into the male hostel since it's late already and leaving such a beauty out all alone is so
risky. And since Hollywood hostel is not as strict as my former hostel 'Bakassi'. We sneaked her into our room (room 112) successfully. Trust me nothing happened over
night, not coz I'm still a virgin but because I don't take stupid advantages

I believe sex should happen when both parties have a mutual agreement not one party forcing the other into it. Even though I made up my mind but her body kept talking
to me in a language that me myself did not understand but my body was responding, how strange. I had to sleep next to her on the bunk because there was no vacant bed
and we were all tired to go to night class. I was just thinking about my HOD (Engineer Omofunmi) so as to ignore this endowed babe.

Normally, seeing my HOD alone can cause a heart attack because this man has caused terror in the hearts of his students. So i slept off thinking of how God
should help me punish him.

P Square's shekini track woke me up around 5:30am and it was actually my roommate Aigbe that used the tone as his alarm tone. Immediately, i stood up, tapped the girl
on her leg. "stand up babe, it's morning, start preparing" I said. She stood up, collected my towel, my bathing kit and I had to follow her to the bathroom because
Hollywood boys re dangerous, lol. I waited at the entrance of the bathroom just to guard her from "Dangerous Hollywod Boys". After, I followed her back to the room,
so we all left the room for her so she could dress up.

This is what shocked me the most; she called my name "Rotimi! you can enter now, I'm done". I and my guys entered the room but to my surprise, the yellow sisi turned to
a black lady. The power of make up is so great. It actually turned her from black to yellow, I felt so pissed, I just told her to leave immediately for reasons I did
not disclose to her.

We Miss You O'Grin
He repped meiran till death. .

Few things you never knew about olaitan olaonipekun aka da grin formerly Green Face

On this day, April 22, 2010, the unforgettable
rapper, Dagrin died after he was involved in a
ghastly motor accident.
What no one will tell you about Dagrin’s life,
death and burial;
- The Rapper attended Meiran community
primary school, Roseille Nursery and Primary
School, Meiran Community high school and
Egbado College.
- His father lives at 43, Kola Oretuga Street, off
Meiran Road, Iyana Meiran bus stop, Agbado
Oke-Odo LCDA. He was the fourth child in a
family of nine.
- Dagrin’s mother, Mrs. Olaonipekun, was the
second of his father’s three wives.
- His father’s nickname is Nelly. He has a music
store located at Meiran bus stop, ‘House of Nelly
sounds’ store where he used to stay before
moving to Surulere.
- His Twitter ID was @Dagrinfimile, Facebook
was Dagrin fimilejo. He had 4,930 friends on
Facebook.
- He was a Yoruba lyricist inspired by the likes
of Lord Of Ajasa and co
- He had two albums to his credit, titled: Still
on the matter and Chief Executive Omoita
- He got the nickname Barack O’Grin from the
remix song he did with General Pype titled
‘Champion’.
- He had three videos to his credit, titled:
Kilowale –ft PK, Rap rules and Ponponpon
- He was 26 years old when he died in a car
accident.
- His ill-fated car, Nissan Maxima was a 2008
model and carried the number plate, DAGRIN 03
- He planned to buy two other cars, to be
numbered Dagrin 02 and Dagrin 01
- There were underground speculations that
Dagrin had a baby outside wedlock which he
refused to accept responsibility of before he
became a rap star.
- Artiste manager, Sunday Are and
comedian, Tee A were part of logistics support
team
- The unfortunate incident which would later
claim his life happened in the early hours of
April 14, 2010 after his car collided with a
stationary trailer (heavy duty vehicle) in front
of Alakara Police Station, off Agege Motor
Road, Mushin, Lagos.
- He was initially admitted at Tai Solarin
Hospital, Mushin before being transferred to the
Lagos University Teaching Hospital, (LUTH) Idi
Araba, where doctors made serious efforts to
save his life.
- The late rapper was admitted at the Intensive
Care Unit and operated upon, and later moved
to the private wing of the hospital where he was
pronounced dead.
- His father’s speech at the candle light
ceremony was the rap he did to the song he was
featured in by YQ, titled: ‘Efimile’….
-. Candle light procession in honour of the late
rapper started from his former home at
Emmanuel Dada Street, off Bello Road, to Ojez,
National Stadium, Surulere at about 6pm on
Thursday, April 29, 2010
- The late rapper’s body was brought into the
cemetery for burial in a black Ebony Escalade
Cadillac ESV 2007 model.
- His body was left for Twenty Four hours before
embalment. The late rapper was buried at the
Ebony Millennium Private Vault, Atan cemetery.
- The late rapper was buried, wearing white
hand gloves, white belt and a white T-shirt;
black waist coat, black bandana around his
neck, a black trouser and a black fez cap.
- The slabs on his tomb were four in number. His
body was brought into the cemetery at 9.00am
on Friday, April 30, 2010.
- His casket was coloured brown, with a touch of
gold
- He died 6.00 pm on Thursday, April 22, 2010,
eight days after his car crashed, and was buried
eight days after his death.
- Desperate fans almost tore down the Ebony
gate at Atan, when they were initially prevented
from getting in; and refused to leave after his
burial.
- The burial was originally designed to have only
150 people in attendance, but thousands
stormed the cemetery to pay their last respect.
- Two months before his death, Dagrin moved
into Block 10, Flat 3, at the Sunshine Estate,
Oko Oba in Lagos
- Websites like www.thenet ng.com and
questionma rkmag.com jammed because of huge
traffic, following news of the rapper’s death.
- The bandana on the late rapper’s neck for
burial was the same as the one on his
Manager, Tunde Peters, Zeez, YQ and his close
friends.
- Sources at Ebony Casket says his casket cost
N150,000
- His email address was
sendmimore@yahoo.com. Striking doctors at the
Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, LUTH
resumed work the same day he was buried.
- Touts were seen at the burial, smoking Indian
hemp and selling Dagrin T-shirts.
- The late rapper had three nominations at the
coming Hip Hop World Awards. His parents were
both absent at his burial.
- Julius Agwu and Omo Baba anchored his
Candle Light ceremony, held at Ojez, National
Stadium, Surulere on Thursday, April 29, 2010.
- He died of severe head injury
- He was finally interned at about 10.45 am on
Friday, April 30, 2010
- At the time of his entombment, there was still
a vacant tomb, opened beside his vault. Apart
from mortuary expenses, the total bill incurred
during his stay at LUTH was about N800,000
- The last time he logged on to twitter was on
Thursday April 8, 2010.

seun lalasticlala

http://www.mydpix.com/media/da-grin-6-years-remembrance

It was one sunny day, Abike and Adefunke could not go to farm due to their father’s sickness. Adefunke who was the eldest daughter of Chief Otunmoloye decided to go and get some money from her friend who stayed with her husband in the next village. Oluronbi was a beauty to reckon with, she’s naturally light skinned, her teeths were so white; it shined in the dark and her height was almost like that of a fully grown-up man. Before she got married to Akano, a famous wood-carver in the town, she had many suitors. Even Oba lóla (future King) would bring tubbers of yam and many other mouth- watering gifts to the abode of Oluronbi, but she never considered him.

“Kokoko oh!” Adefunke knocked an already opened door. “My friend, please enter, ” Oluronbi replied. ” I am just preparing to go to the market to get something for my husband, he’s gone for 3 days now and he’d be back today. You know how men are now, they love food so much. So, I want him to meet his favourite food on the table when he comes back tonight, ” Oluronbi said. Later in the night, Oluronbi’s husband came back from his journey that lasted 3 days, but was not happy.” My husband, why are you not eating? ” Oluronbi asked , but her husband went mute, he did not reply her enquiry. ” Is it because I am yet to give birth ? You know it’s the gods’ fault, and it is affecting everybody in this village, ” Oluronbi continued. Her husband stood up immediately and went to bed.



In the village of Atelemu, no children had been born for many years, and the people were greatly distressed. The women of the village decided to go into the forest to meet the magic tree (The Iroko ) to help them. The Iroko tree asked what they would give back in return if she eventually gave them children. Every woman in the village promised the Iroko tree yams, sheep, rice and all other food items. Oluronbi, out of desperation, promised to give the tree her first child. The sacred Iroko tree accepted their offer. Nine full moons later, the village of Atelemu became a joyful village because every barren woman who went to visit the sacred tree gave birth, Oluronbi inclusive. Oluronbi’s baby girl was just a chip off the old block.


Everybody started fulfilling their vows ; some who promised yam brought theirs ; others who promised sheep brought theirs too, but Oluronbi and her husband could not, because they loved their child so much that they could not give out their daugther just like that. One faithful day, Adefunke and Oluronbi went to the market. On their way back, the Iroko tree got hold of Oluronbi and turned her into a bird. Adefunke screamed and ran into the village. The villagers’ initial thought was that Adefunke had run mad, but when they moved closer to her, she narrated her story. Oluronbi became a singing bird that sat on the tree day and night, enchanting this sonorous song:




“Onikaluku jęję ewurę Gbogbo eniyan jęję aguntan Oluronbi jęję omo rę Omorę apon bi epo Oluronbi o Joyin Joyin Iroko Joyin joyin!”




Oluronbi’s husband thought of many ways to safe his wife from the bondage of the Iroko tree. He finally came up with an idea. He carved a large wooden dull that looked like a real child in size appearance, and with a small gold chain round its neck. He covered it with a beautiful native attire. He went to the Iroko tree and presented the carved baby to the tree. The Iroko tree fell for this trick and accepted the carved baby. She changed Oluronbi back to her normal self, though, it took Oluronbi two weeks before she could talk. She never returned to the forest again.



NB: This story is a modified version of the popular African story “Oluronbi” and it’s expanded by me– Fadeyi Emmanuel Olurotimi



http://www.hub201.com/oluronbi-and-the-iroko-tree-2/

hemartins:
How many times do I have to say this.

Protesting don't solve problems in Nigeria.

Dibu is in his air conditioned office
You are carrying placard under the sun.

Accept your fate
Go and start preparing for Jamb next year.
So that you will not have to repeat this again.

must you comment ? :/

Gbegiri (beans stew) is popular in Ibadan, Oyo
state. It’s prepared to be eaten alongside
black amala and ewedu (a special kind of
vegetable). This wonderful African soup has
sweet taste that would make you request for
more. However, you may not enjoy the soup if
it’s not well prepared. This piece is to teach
you the easiest way to prepare the soup.


HOW IS IT PREPARED?

Actually, there are many methods, but trust
me, this method is the best.



STEP 1: Soak the beans inside a bowl of water
for about 10minutes, then manually thresh it
with the hand in order to peel off its paddy.
Then sieve it.


STEP 2: Pour the beans inside a pot and then
boil till it’s very soft, then add sedimentry
rock (kaun) into the beans, then wait longer
for it to soften more.


STEP 3: Then sieve the beans in order to remove
unwanted residues, add water when sieving to
get a perfect result.


STEP 4 : Leave the beans for 10minutes in order
to let the beans settle due to excess water
added in step 3.


STEP 5: Fry palmoil in a pot, then add pepper
and other stew ingredients including dry fish,
salt, locust beans (iru) etc.


STEP 6: When the pepper is ready, sieve the
beans manually without the use of sieves, pour
the water out gradually until it remains the
beans.


STEP 7: Add the beans to the pepper still on
fire.


STEP 8: Wait till it’s done. And that’s how it is
done. It is best served with amala like I said
earlier. Enjoy!
This soup is my favourite so I decided to share
how to prepare it because of people who may
like it as well.

© Sirrote

http://www.hub201.com/cook-beans-stew-gbegiri

amtaken:
Thanks.

uwc

Pregnancy is a wonderful experience for
females . It is also a great joy for a father-
to-be. As a lady, your body starts changing
few weeks after taking in. These changes are
usually noticeable. If you see any of these
signs, ou may be wondering wether you are
pregnant or not. Relax! Here are ten (10) signs
to know if you are pregnant or not:




1. CHANGES IN THE BREAST AND NIPPLE AREAS:
You may start noticing a tingling sensation in
your breast and nipples. Also, you may notice
how tender your breasts feels. At times, swollen
breasts may be noticed.
2. CHANGES IN THE VAGINA AREA: You will
notice a change in the colour of the vagina.
The vulva and the vagina are usually pink in
colour , but during few weeks of conception,
the colour changes to dark purplish red.
3. MORNING SICKNESS: You may start
experiencing body weakness (Tiredness) during
the day and get dizzy so easiliy. In most
cases, you may vomit often and experience a
continuous spitting during the first trimester
of the conception.
4. NEEDING TO WEE OFTEN: During this period,
you will experience constant urinating.
Assuming you normally urinate twice a day, it
may advance to eight to ten times daily (more
or less).
5. SMELLING SENSITIVITY: During pregnancy,
you tend to get irritated by smells that do not
affect you NORMALLY. SOMETIMES, these smells
may be aromas of food which you actually like
eating. During this time, you find its aroma
irritating.

6. MISSING PERIOD: This is a very obvious sign
of PREGNANCY, Although, missing period may
not actually mean you are pregnant in some
cases.
7. HUNGER ISSUES: During this period, you may
observe that you eat more and get hungry
quickly. This is due to the body adapting to the
new system and trying to grow the foetus.
8. EASY MOOD SWINGS: In some cases, ladies
known to be cool and quiet become so
temperamental. This is due to emotional mood
swings during pregnancy.
9. METALLIC TASTE IN THE MOUTH: You may get
this metallic taste in your mouth during
pregnancy. It is natural ; it is a major sign
you are pregnant.
10. UNUSUAL DREAMS: You may start having
dreams more often and they may be scarey,
but this is also normal during pregnancy.
However, it is not every pregnant woman who
experiences this.
If you are still doubting wether you are
pregnant or not, you can do a “HOME
PREGNANCY TEST” with the use of a pregnancy
test tool called ACCURATE. This tool tests for
Human Chorionic Gonadotropin in urine





HOW TO USE ACCURATE (PREGNANCY TEST TOOL)
In Western Nigeria, this tool is usually sold for
N50 . It works perfectly well when it is tested
with an early morning urine. According to
scientists and researchers, early morning urine
contains more of Human Chorionic
Gonadotropin (in pregnant women). This tool
will be placed in the urine for about ten (10)
to fifteen (15) minutes before going back to
check. If you get a single strip on the device,
it means the test result is negative (i.e not
pregnant), but if it shows two (2) strips, then
the result means positive (i.e pregnant). This
pregnancy tool cannot be reused. However, it is
advised to do a re-test, two weeks after the
first test.





source: http://www.hub201.com/10-symptoms-of-pregnancy

Iranu

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Tell them

Hmmmn

Congrats to her

This is serious

It's not upto 3 weeks YBNL released a track titled "Oya Dab" and this slang is going viral. Although people started saying things about it, some said it's a street slang, some said its cultists slang. Well, according to the dictionary, "dab" means covering your face with a towel. But with further digging, dab actually means covering your face with anything. So the "Oya" there is yoruba. Oya dab is simply a pose just like olamide's previous gunman pose... The Dab pose is trending already.

Check its meaning here, (verb)

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/dab


cc: Lalasticlala

Here's how its done @ pics below....

Good for him

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