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TrapQueen77:
Hey my firsking01 how far na...

Answer me my trapqueen77

Most black girls you know 5 years ago are nw black, lwkmd.

I no say your next move now na to contest for mr nairaland 2017

TrapQueen77:

Trapqueen77, again which nationality are you?

diplomatvicky:
it does exist.be hopeful.

Hope ko pope ni

ClassCaptain:
:....... What of the good ways is...



Login to Nairaland...

This can help atimes i tell ya, esp all those funny memes, you go just laff out the depression

diplomatvicky:
hello fellas!!have you ever loved someone so much that you can't even figure out why you loved him/her so much...now this brings me to the topic??share your first time of falling in love experiences and what it felt like??

Todays love is bullsh!t, no genuine love again...truelove sunk/died with leonardo dicarprio and kate winslet when they where in the titanic ship on the island of england heading to london

Fvcking tired of relationship, no reasonable girl to date....they are all morons...any girl that qoute me i will bash the living day out of her

Fvcking tired of relationship, no reasonable girl to date....they are all morons

Hmmm

Acepen:
The way some girls act these days makes me wonder if they are thinking from their brains or straight from their as*s.these are some facts about average naija babes*my opinion* feel free to add urs.

1=the average 9ja babe dont have innovative or creative minds, rather than thinking of ways to earn money to surpport herself.she will be waiting for one suger daddy or maga to drain. Pls girls look for ways to help ur selfs to stand independent.

2=the average 9ja babe is not knowledgable or current of things happening around the world,ask her who is albert enstein or leonardo da vinci or what she knows about ww2 and she will be looking at u like mumu all she knows is whatapp,fb,telemundo,amebo,nairaland and how to open their legs.girls pls seek knowledge ,expand ur views and horizon

3=,the average naija babe is moved by what she sees on tv and the internet,that is why she thinks she is not beautiful without makeup,she is not sexy without wearing skimpy and indecent cloth,that she is not womanly without artificial hair,nails,padded butt,fake tits, bleached skin etc.ladies learn to be natural and be yourself .pls be confident with out being a sex symbol

4=the average naija babe think there is no love without sex so she has to fuc* to keep her man,that is so wrong a man who truely loves u and respect God will not take advantage of u.the media and most guys make u feel that virginity is over rated but it is not, its a gift u give to ur true luv on the first night,it ur pride and dignity not to be miss used by some playboy or tout who will dump ur ass later on,i tell u deep down everyman wants a virgin bride(tear leather) not tokumbor or bend down select.so to all girl opening legs anyhow recieve sense#teamvirgintillmarriage.

5=an average naija girl can not manage money, that is why guys go bankrupt because she wants a phone of 70k which she will use for only selfy and social media and call,she spends money on unnessery things she doesnt surpport her mans dream or help him manage his finance but only chop chop.pls help ur man instead of wasting him

i can go on nd on but i will stop here pls girls learn to be independent,natural,morally sound,uptight and knowledgable, trustworthy and surpportive what more could a sensible guy want,pls ladies have class.happy sunday.remember intelligence is beauty.

I can't beg further but to agree with you brah

Go mould him yourself

TheLastIdiot:
Nigerian girls are not smiling o, even in this harsh economic situation

Yesterday being Saturday, i decided to hang out a while. I was sipping my cold goldberg peacefully at one of the joints in town when my phone rang, saw it was a flash and decided to call back to knw who flashed me since I didn't save d number. I got to knw it was a girl I met a week ago, Jennifer, a student of Uniben as she claimed (because I've strong doubt now). She asked me where I was and i told her the place, giving her description. In less than 40 mins she appeared on a keke. I paid for her fare and asked her what she wuld like to have. She requested for the biggest size of the peppered fish that was available, with cabbage and other spicy stuffs (3, 500 naira). She also asked for 2 bottles of Snap drinks (500 naira) i come look am with one kain bad eye,when she talk that one. I don vex by that time.

Nonetheless, I didn't bother much because I thought both of us wuld still be the ones to enjoy the delicious fish. I started realizing the scam when she insisted that she want to take the fish home so that her friends culd share with her, saying they're "friends for life" E come be like say na film i dey watch. My eyes come dey turn me up and down because Naija economy no get joy now.

What was on my mind now was to make her pay for her greed in the bedroom because the waitress clearly stated that there were other cheaper ones but she displayed greed by going for the pocket-wrecker package!

I was now thinking of how to convince her to sleep over at my house since it's weekend. i gathered courage and made the request. To my greatest surprise, she didn't object but said she wuld get to her house first and drop the fish for her friends. My adrenaline was high! I stopped the nearest keke after footing the bills. She was directing the keke rider. we got to a street and she asked the keke rider to stop in front of a house, she requested that I give her 2k to sort out some things with her friends. I didn't hesitate since she wuld be sleeping at my place. She went into the building and that was the end! I waited for long, by then, the keke man was getting worried. I went into the building and discovered that the fence at the back of the compound had fallen. I met a young man washing clothes who told me she saw the girl entering the next street through the building. When I told him that she's the one I've bin waiting for, he told me that people normally pass through the compound to the next street, that it's a short-cut road!

Each time I call her line and the other line she flashed me with, different girls keep picking the calls, telling me that is it because of my small money that I'm disturbing their lines! I now feel she belongs to a cartel of runs girls who will stop at nothing to milk any hustling guy dry. I've made a resolution that any day I see her anywhere as far as we are both in this country, I'll make sure she vomits my 6k in cash or kind! No be 4 dis harsh economy o!

I can't help but roftl.

TheLastIdiot:
Nigerian girls are not smiling o, even in this harsh economic situation

Yesterday being Saturday, i decided to hang out a while. I was sipping my cold goldberg peacefully at one of the joints in town when my phone rang, saw it was a flash and decided to call back to knw who flashed me since I didn't save d number. I got to knw it was a girl I met a week ago, Jennifer, a student of Uniben as she claimed (because I've strong doubt now). She asked me where I was and i told her the place, giving her description. In less than 40 mins she appeared on a keke. I paid for her fare and asked her what she wuld like to have. She requested for the biggest size of the peppered fish that was available, with cabbage and other spicy stuffs (3, 500 naira). She also asked for 2 bottles of Snap drinks (500 naira) i come look am with one kain bad eye,when she talk that one. I don vex by that time.

Nonetheless, I didn't bother much because I thought both of us wuld still be the ones to enjoy the delicious fish. I started realizing the scam when she insisted that she want to take the fish home so that her friends culd share with her, saying they're "friends for life" E come be like say na film i dey watch. My eyes come dey turn me up and down because Naija economy no get joy now.

What was on my mind now was to make her pay for her greed in the bedroom because the waitress clearly stated that there were other cheaper ones but she displayed greed by going for the pocket-wrecker package!

I was now thinking of how to convince her to sleep over at my house since it's weekend. i gathered courage and made the request. To my greatest surprise, she didn't object but said she wuld get to her house first and drop the fish for her friends. My adrenaline was high! I stopped the nearest keke after footing the bills. She was directing the keke rider. we got to a street and she asked the keke rider to stop in front of a house, she requested that I give her 2k to sort out some things with her friends. I didn't hesitate since she wuld be sleeping at my place. She went into the building and that was the end! I waited for long, by then, the keke man was getting worried. I went into the building and discovered that the fence at the back of the compound had fallen. I met a young man washing clothes who told me she saw the girl entering the next street through the building. When I told him that she's the one I've bin waiting for, he told me that people normally pass through the compound to the next street, that it's a short-cut road!

Each time I call her line and the other line she flashed me with, different girls keep picking the calls, telling me that is it because of my small money that I'm disturbing their lines! I now feel she belongs to a cartel of runs girls who will stop at nothing to milk any hustling guy dry. I've made a resolution that any day I see her anywhere as far as we are both in this country, I'll make sure she vomits my 6k in cash or kind! No be 4 dis harsh economy o!

I can't help but roftl

As far as she's above 17 and she's respectful

Being crazy nor easy i swear...But in any case, the write up is worth giving a thought.

Lol, your mouth dey scratch you ba

Debbywills:
This your Topic is wack! I think you confused Or you high on Wet Dope

Where have you been ni??

TrapQueen77:
first king01 if I will tell u, surely u will know me

And if i know you nko??, abegi spew it already huh??

Lordemma:
Source http://oilnews.nawhere.ng/top-5-highest-paying-oil-and-gas-companies-in-nigeria/

Harliburton, Lng, mobil producing, Naoc=nigeria agip oil company...them still plenty for ph wey dey pay pass the aformentioned.

Introverts been surfering from this since the time of nnebuchadnezer.

TrapQueen77:
will always be tat way...

Keep it up sis...btw, which nationality are you??

Trapqueen77, she's free spirited.

JerryGonzalez:
Take it to the Lord in prayer

So, stop asking what my problem is since you know it's only God that can solve it.

I just hate this weekend...i commit too many sins on weekends.

DR1SKLEF:
[color=#0799AD]OP this thread is dead on arrival. Smh.


Not a wannker so i hadn't taught of any NLder i'd love to fork. [/color]

"Thought"!!!

It is a fly but with spanish colour

ifex370:
I have been living in the same room with a girl for the past 3 days.. Sleeping on the same bed.. And I haven't had the slightest urge...

It takes discipline and mostly God.. Cos i prayed very well.. Don't wanna soil myself.. Js wanted to help her with accommodation till friday

And God really did help me.. No urge at all.. I don't even see her as a sex thing.. I see her as an object.. Like a table.. The girl must be surprised
So its possible

In this kind of situation i always fall mugu

Estharfabian:

in this part of the world?


exes are seen As evil, devilish humans that you just happened to be inna Romantic-demonic relationship with...


so, my best bet's No!
No one would wanna be best friends with A demon.

It depends on what broke you guys up.