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anonymous4life:
You are wrong. Honestly speaking, I love her very much. It was just odd to me to me that she was already thinking about marriage when the relationship is barely two weeks old.

anonymous4life:
Good day Nairalanders. I have been on this forum for 4 years and witnessed a lot of users get very good relationship advice here. I have an old account but created a new account today just to table this issue so as to get suggestions and advice. Now to the main topic- There is this lady I have known in my area for the past 3years. She is a very nice girl, averagely beautiful, has a great character and good upbringing which attracted me to her. I love her and even imagined myself getting married to her and finally asked her out 2 weeks ago. She was reluctant at first but finally gave in to my advances. Immediately, we started dating two weeks ago, we talk a lot like 15 times a day, we talk very late into midnight- I initially enjoyed it but it started getting boring. She could just call and say she just wants to hear my voice even though we just finished speaking like 3 minutes ago. Now, the one that made me afraid and felt that she is obsessed with me was when she started asking me questions I haven't even asked myself like- Will I marry two wives as my religion permits me to, Asking me about my marriage plans and similar things when our relationship is barely two weeks old. The penultimate sign came this evening when she told me that she is so much in love with me to the extent that she is afraid that I will betray her , she then told me to promise that I won't betray her. I frankly told her that there is nothing to promise since nobody knows what will happen tomorrow. Pls help me? how do I stop this obsession of hers. My love for her is already waning as a result of this obsession. Thank you all

Ginaz:
I feel sorry for some guys, pornn have disfigured their prospective about sex. In our parents age, no body heard about our fathers saying "my wife is too stiff like wood, my girlfriend no dey jump on top me". Or my boyfriend no dey last, him prick too small".

They were sexually satisfied I believe cos no marriage palava in the issue of sex.

I'm a woman, I do what I like not cos of whatever rubbish someone says concerning the bedroom.

Sparksfly:
[color=deeppink]Okay. You guys should learn to stand past 5mins.[/color]

corperdonga:
Hi guys,

It has been two years now and I have been looking for a nice girl to reciprocate my love. It has been quite frustrating. It is not like I am doing badly. I am educated, working in a good company with good salary, good-mannered and a gentleman to the core.

I have decided to settle down after much push from my mum but now it is harder than ever to find a match. Just up this night thinking what I am doing wrong. God help me.

Please guys I need help. Where are the potential wives that will love a guy like me who is so good at wooing or womanizing? Add me: 798A5D60

STFUareyouG0d:
You sound so excited. You seem to have enjoyed having his head on your shoulder

Bro, you straight?

halfricanadian:
smiles

halfricanadian:
shebi u av body scrub nd wash nd u can wash car well come nd wash na

halfricanadian:
shebi u av body scrub nd wash nd u can wash car well come nd wash na

halfricanadian:
lol

halfricanadian:
lol no make me laugh come nd baff for me joor

so dis is were u ran to wen i av been searching for u

come with toothpaste too o #winks

halfricanadian:
At a much more matured age wud find my future 'perfect' partner

iLegend:
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Listen guys, breaking a girl's heart is not good. When I got mine I felt like assassinating somebody.

Laugh again.

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Alright, let's be serious. Sweetheart, the journey is not easy.

A short story I went through.

A girl lost her mother in an auto-crash. She cried and cried. After the burial, a guy she met on 2go and fell in love with told her he slept with another girl and he was sorry.

This girl was so fúcking heartbroken. She was 18 and a virgin.

So, I asked her a simple research question.
iLegend: I know you're going through pains right now, but I have a question for you.
She: What's the question?
iLegend: Which is more painful. Losing your mum or the heartbreak you're going through now?
She: Paused and pondered! You don't know how hurt I Am right now. This one hurts more.
iLegend: I opened my mouth like Sam Loco and couldn't alter a word for some seconds.

This girl loves her mum. The only thing she doesn't like about her mum was "lack of freedom." They never let her express her sexual urges. So, her best friend was másturbation.

(As a guy man, I needed to initiate her cuz the supposed boyfriend had already misbehaved).

After some days I asked her if she had másturbated before and she confidently told me she can NEVER do that. She's very religious. (In my mind — iffa hear or agree make I know wetin cause am).

So, I decided to change my plans and played like a sucker to catch a sucker.

While on phone, I told her I want to stop másturbation and how do I go about it. She said she too wants to stop, but it's very difficult. (When you open up, a woman will open up too). She said we should put it in prayers. She forgot she denied this same question some weeks ago.

On my mind, who wan pray with you. Na fúck I wan fúck you.

She gave me her flash-drive to copy some PDFs and videos. I copied them but refused to return it. After some days she came to my house to collect her flash. The moment she got in I grabbed her as if I was about to rápe her and launched and kiss on her lips. Then, I stopped and warned her NEVER to come to my house to kiss or rape me. She wanted to caution me, but I had already taken her power. This girl was so hórny after some minutes. I could see her pupil dilating. I knew I have created a monster, but I ignored her body language.

(She's cute, got shapes and very religious as the parents).

After some days she came to my house uninvited. I kissed her but didn't do anything. She wanted to KILL me with anger for not proceeding (I was only teasing).

She left unhappy.

Some days later she came to my house looking all hórny and frustrated. I knew what she wanted.

She said to me, "Do you remember what you told me about hating girls who are not BOLD enough in taking the bull by the horn?" I concurred, and she said "she's not that kinda girl." Before I knew it, she had grabbed me and started kissing me.

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I tried opening her door, but it was locked. My parents and siblings were at home and they always love to check on me. I hurriedly tried to insert my dick but it was locked, so I gave up.

A month later she came to my house and my thing went in straight. I felt bad and heartbroken too. Someone had already opened it. Now, she'll associate her first with someone else. It sucks.

The moral of the story is: enjoy your heartbreak, cuz we've all been there. Though, this isn't my main heartbreak. I'll call this one jealous chest break.

halfricanadian, let's start something new. No strings attached. The problem is: you'll fall in love along the line. I don't want I hurt you the second time, so forget it.

Please asshole-men, STOP hurting women, it's bad and God go judge una o! I don talk my own. Stop giving women hopes when you want nothing but sex.

Wipe your tears my sweet darling.
Mummy, boys go SUFFER.

— iLegend

slye:
pls help cuz i'm always shy

hungrynigerian:
It all started about two months ago, when I went to visit my sister in abuja. on arrival at her house I was welcomed by a new face with boobs so big that her nipples were staring at me right in the eyes. at first I looked away but my mind couldn't just get off it.
so when we were alone in the house I made a playful advance towards her and she responded positively, my John Thomas became erect at an angle of 90 degrees to the vertical, so I did the needful. We kept on doing almost every night till I finally left back to my base in lagos.
I haven't been able to get her off my mind since then, I find any small excuse to visit abuja. even my sister has started asking me why I so much love coming to her house at the slightest chance.
Please it's ruining my life and affecting me even in my work place. how can I get her out of my mind, advice me.

*matured advice please