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HateU2:
sharap
Who are you

Who be this dunder head…them don slap you before you see stars

IamNawty:
Hateu2 Goodmrng

When will you cease from this yourself deception...you are the same person as hateu2

Sinaj wey pride full in body.

Anything long distance count me out...bro, i 'll advice you to disembark on this journey cos it's full of suspense and distrust trust me...and did i say one party must cheat??

prettyAdaolisa:

Come on, where have you been

Janeyinspires:
"start seeing her as a bag of shit"
Is that also an advice?

Janey call me i lost your no.

And at the end of the day she 'll fall for one desperate player like that and the nigga will shatter her heart in shambles, she 'll come to nairaland and cry foul.

That a girl does all these doesn't mean she's cheap.

halfricanadian:
will never let an innocent guy pay for my ex sins no way

agreed I loved him bt as per I was never loved bck cudnt kill mysef i embraced d truth md move on

cannot come nd go nd kill mysef o jare

Sharap and stop fooling yourself with fabricated lies,mtcheeews…someone reading this now will think you were innocent of the whole sh!t…rubbish.

Hmmmn...wetin i wan talk sef

I see

smoby:
pls guys I need ur advice pls.... m no player.. ..I don't flirt

falling in love is the most saddest thing that has ever happened to me
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...pls no sarcasm.... ppls hw can make her see me... ND not to ignore

If a girl opens her mouth to tell you she doesn't love, my brother run and never look back...it's better she tells you the bitter truth than to love you in pity...just avoid her like a plaque, cease all communication with her, block her from all the social media you used to chat with her....inshort start seeing her as a bag of sh!t…when she comes asking why you are avoiding her, tell her it's either you guys be fwb or she should fvck off to pluto...nobi all the girls dey friendzone me o, there are some i allow to friendzone me and there are some i'd like us to be fwb or leave me and stick with your bf, rubbish

Stop degrading our beloved country...it's not perculiar to nigeria alone,,,you never enter ghana or togo.

Admitted

Like seriously, the number of house wives in our society these days is increasingly becoming alarming...your papa will pay school fees for you from year1 to final year and at the end of the day you'd look for one old box and slot in your certificate there all in the name of "my husband is well to do", e don fly any girl wey go marry me with such mindset..

Like seriously, the number of house wife in our society these day is increasingly alarming...your papa will pay school fees for your from year1 to final year and at the end of the year you'd look for one old box and slot in your certificate there all in the name of "my husband is well to do", e don fly any girl wey go marry me with such mindset

womanlover:
Dear wonderful brothers

So.... your woman tells you that she is planning to have kids or get married anytime soon as she is getting old... she tells you that she wants to have a good job, a proper house and a bigger car first.... you sit there shocked with just a Bsc certificate thinking your life!
With the little you have, she ask for Brazilian hair and Prada… you work your life away... she just stays home in pajamas and you see her in the same pajamas when get back home from work ... while he hustle, she dey watch empire or any Telemundo series, she cooks and the house is clean and my clothes are ironed and arranged neatly.. the only serious conversation you have is about the type of shoes and bags she needs. The only advice she will give you is "Bae you need to buy new socks, the ones you bought last time are torn" nothing intelligent comes out of her mouth.. no plans of making her own life better............. "you are not doing anything a maid can't do" ... he is going to progress and the first thing he is going to do is REPLACE YOU cause he can now see that you have been nothing but a leech to his life

So, you get small sense like this

deturla:
We had a family re-union in our family house last month. It was fun, all my cousins were around, reminding me of how we were when we were kids. My eldest brother came with his wife and their 2 months old baby, my elder brother came with his wife and my younger sister came with her fiance. My married cousins too came with their spouse.

Then there was me, with no girlfriend and in my late twenties. The women in my family started asking questions, obviously concerned.

‘Deedee, where is your girlfriend’

‘Deedee, when are you getting married’

‘Deedee, you are a master of the art, you should have loads, bring one home will you?’

Everyone acting like, I have a problem with being single. My folks did not help matters as well, sneaking on my calls and wanting to know about every girl that calls me. Creepy, isn’t it?

Is being single in my late twenties really a terrible thing? The simple answer is NO!

There is nothing bad in having someone who understands your awesomeness and wants to be with you along the way, but if that special girl isn’t here yet, then being single isn’t as bad as people portray.

To begin with, you need time to be you, to be selfish

For me, other than work, tdeedeesblog and photography, I don’t need to be on a particular routine. Don’t you know how it feels to be free, and alive to make whatever choices and do whatever it is you want to do?

This is the best time in your life to make choices, mistakes and learn. This is the time to do anything you want to do, when you want to do them. No obligations, no strings.

This is the time for you to grow, to focus on your dreams and aspirations. This is the time to learn to put the mechanics of your plans into motion. Having a relationship means you have someone to take care of, someone you should provide full details of your achievements and goals.

Before you can begin to take care of another, you need to take care of yourself first. Understand your priorities and secure your career and future. What is the point of having a relationship when you haven’t even dealt with yourself properly? Your twenties is the only time in your life where you’ll be able to focus only on yourself.

Your ability to combine your experiences as you hit the threshold of your late twenties with your budding career will make you a bachelorto be craved for. As you grow in your early twenties, into mid and late, you make mistakes.

Better for you to make mistakes on your own and learn than making with someone and dragging that innocent individual into your mess; passing all your responsibilities to that person? Your late twenties build you into becoming a man, to mature, to make mistakes and learn. Having someone by your side gives you an unnecessary sense of responsibility.

The ability to be careless and get away with it or the onus to make mistakes and learn brings forth a manly man.

You get the very best of life.

There are so many times when we allow the fear of being alone to make us rush and get some pretty Barbie. Dele my friend complained to me late 2014 that he was scared of being too old to have a decent relationship.

I responded, ‘are you for real? Where is your confidence? You are smart and you’ve got things going well for you. Your dreams are falling into place. You get a couple of ‘1 night stand’ You make mistakes and have learned, do you think ‘all’ of this might be possible when you know you have to be careful about certain risks you take and decisions you make because you have;someone you are responsible to?’ oh come on!

Now Dele is happily married to the most beautiful girl ever after working on being ready for the life after his late twenties.

Enough of the side talks, family complaining, friends probing, colleagues jesting. Whatever their schools are? Let them keep learning there. You have created your options and it will make you better.

Work on yourself, take advantage of your singleness, lean on positivity, match your strength with dreams and passion, leverage the consciousness of being alone to think straight and have fun while at it. You will be ready, and you will see.

Your twenties are a very crucial and critical period in your life, these years prepare you for the rest of of your time. You don’t have to think of anybody as you get your life in order. Invest in yourself and figure out who you are. There is a unique confidence that grows in you when you have achieved all and then you are know you are very ready.

Yours in Love

Deedee

You can still have a gf and achieve your dream in life.

....Or berra still, the dude is a robot.

See writing

MUVA:
Thank U, baba.

Yawecom..Glory

Fynestboi:
To me @bolded is irrelevant. Moderator is also a member of Nairaland, hence moderator should be allow to partake in any contest organized by Nairalander for Nairalanders, except if the contest are organized by Moderators.


Stop creating Dichotomy between Moderators and Members. We are one...

Na lie...Have you ever seen where mother hen is dragging food with her chicks, instead she'd starve for the children to eat.

And the girl is busy fvcking another nigga who scarcely gives her attention, guy you be 21st century mugu, mtcheeews.

MUVA:
A woman belongs to you when she's with or around you. Once she steps out, she belongs to another nigga. -Synzu (2016)

You gather sense no be small

Nice script

Estharfabian:

uh...3, fúcking years?


dude, you need to get A hobby!

Like pick on a new oestrogen...She's not interested. she probably doesn't like You.
one word: MOVE ON!

One word and you said move on??

Hehehehehe, lwkmd

Smellymouth:
Na Groundnut oil Engine Oil you rub for body?

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/giphy-9.gif

them don release you...them release me 2days ago

fados4sure:
Mr & Miss Nairaland have come & go and the winners are still happy with their gift. As a concern member of this forum, i would like to asked if there is anything like Mr & Miss Moderator?

I just went to one of the section of Nairaland not quiet long & i was impress with the way the moderator sanitize the section & would like to know or ask when is Mr & Miss Moderator if it actually exist or if anything can be done about it

What do you think guys?

If and only if fynestboi had adhere to our advice not to contest maybe moderators contest would 've kick started by now..btw, lalasticlalao would 've floored all the moderators for sure

I dnt just get this