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emmanuelbrown26:
Dis midget, u still dey comment on matter wey no concern u?
At d bolded, u never even get boy friend na husband u wan get with dis una useless attitudes.
As for op, ur friend was careless in handling dis issue. What happened to contraceptives.
500naira Postpill or 800naira postinor 2 would hv done d job.
Two things are involve in dis:
1. Abortion
2. He should be ready to sort d girl out

Hmmm nawahooo

Abeg leave that thing, who dying a hero help? Highest they will talk about her one week case close and the man go marry another wife life continued person wey die don die leave children behind. She talk her mind abeg.

CalliDora1:
It's not right for her to make such a statement. It just goes to show how shallow some peoples' brains can be.

Does She think rape is pleasurable? For all she knows, the lady would have still died from being raped by those hefty men or worst still gotten infected with a deadly disease or ended with an unwanted pregnancy that will torment her for life.

The lady died a hero. And her death didn't go unavenged. so why is your wife saying she died for nothing?? She's narrow minded and cheap. You're not overreacting. In fact, if you can, show her my comment, let her learn how to reason and talk in matters like this.

missimelda01:
Scissors style got me
I wish that could solve anything sigh.

don't mind them, they will only pretend to love and be faithful to you when they have nothing in there pocket, and you're standing by them but once money enters hmm you will start hearing "who are you to tell me how to live my life"
Men!!!

bosman502001:
i will definitely contact you for some..
can you send your whatsapp number?

08134137399 watsp only

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bosman502001:
what's the price range pls?

the first red one with flowers is #3500 while others is #3000 naira each

bosman502001:
are they for sale?

yes

08134137399

He came at the right time when I needed someone to mend my broken heart from a failed relationship. At first, He was loving, caring and understanding. We were so attached to each other and that made me love him to the core. He is my best friend I love him sooooo much but at a point he began to withdraw from being whom I have known him to be. No more calls, if I complain he will say he is busy and doesn't have airtime and I will send him airtime, I am always the one buying him things and saying sorry in every argument,he will keep singing it to my ear that if I can't cope I should try another. I love him and I will always beg. he always blocks me online and unblock after several pleads. This is really weighting me down but don't know what to do anymore. After this recent argument he told me he wouldn't want to see my appology massage on his phone and blocked me online. What do i do now?Please no insults, I need a sincere advice.

Yeyebrities

Hmm,after all their scandals on social media. Church ko church ni

dview001:
The two dark male kids don't have any resemblance with yul....Fear WOMEN

must all the kids look like yul?abeg

Nice one

Rip

They both feel the pain

I made them myself. What do you think? Aren't they beautiful?

Chai its a pity,so sorry

I wonder when my own gift go land like this, God I de wait oo.happy for them sha

This girl no de ever grow every year she be 16

UNIVERSITY OF ADULTERY*
*FINAL YEAR EXAMS*
*COURSE: MARRIAGEMATICS*

*Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS*

*INSTRUCTIONS:*
1 *_ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS_*

2 *_ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS_*

*1.* You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for *two* years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)*

*2.* You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)*

*3. For Men* You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
*(a)* Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones. *(15marks)*
*(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)*
*(c)* Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. *(5 Mks)*

*4.* You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. *(20 marks)*

*5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than GHS1,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *WASSCE* result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth GHS700 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)*

*6. *For ladies* You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)*

*7.* You can't give your wife GHS10 for a pot of soup, but you spend over GHS50 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)*

8.* You have been in the church/mosque and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark)

_*BEST OF LUCK

josephamstrong1 are you there?

The Federal Road Safety Commission has just come out with the concept of “ICE".. Please read carefully, it may save your life or that of someone you know"

We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending to us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call.

Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this 'ICE' (In Case of Emergency) Campaign.

The concept of 'ICE' is catching on quickly. It is a method of quick contact during emergency situations.

As mobile phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name 'ICE' ( In Case Of Emergency).

The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents there were always mobile phones with patients but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognised name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialling the number you have stored as 'ICE'.if the contacts are many, you can use ICE1,ICE2,ICE3 and etc.

Josephamstrong1:
We don't do bed...lol.

just passing

congrats

Modelling and magazine agencies food don done o.

Bumped into one us twitter's page and I saw this... Lol.
Josephamstrong1 you're good.
Please let's help celebrate our own o. Say something nice and retweet and share till it gets to the appropriate quarters.
No be everytime our celebrities wee come and be taking food from our mouth on endorsement deal.
Abeg let's help project our own o!
cc:
Lalasticlala, Fynestboi, MissyB3, farano, Rocktation

@op hope you are enjoying the heat of the fire you set, no be small thing I see here ooo

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