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Because they both understand the game better.

Sonnobax15:

Just like every average south African man has naturally hate for Nigerians,so is also every south African banny...

In fact,every south African banny's dream is to find herself going to bed every night with her hands tightly holding a Nigerian diick like her life depends on it

Says a dickhead who hasn’t even been to the airport and probably doesn’t have a passport yet. But knows the dream of everybody from ur Warri enclave?

mosdii:
Time to continue

So mosdii was once a lover boy?

The last set of MENZ Nigeria had, but thank God say a few of us don de overcome pleasure and begin wake up small small.

fman:
I recently tried wooing a lady with my innuendos.
Below is the screenshots of her replies after I told her I was an alpha male.

🤦🏽 who dash u alfa? Babe de complain about ur neediness and u are feeling funky? Baba get a life and stop making ur life revolve around female validation. You even had to boast ur self esteem and call urself an alpha. “If any man says he’s a king, then he is no king at all”.

This man and Tinubu de up to something. Make e no be say dem Dey try infiltrate every party before 2027?

Samantha125:
How do you expect me to open up in a forum whereby women get trolled for being themselves? Already this thread is filled with men ready to descend on any lady who'd attempt to share her opinion.

If we worry so much about what people say then we miss out on a lot of things. Anyways I kinda get your point.

Chief na inglish u de speak. Stop watching porn and wanking. U de suffer ed Dey call am English name.

Coming from someone with Konji as a name. No worry by the time you finish this your hoephase ur eyes go clear. So you want to kill yourself early? One is stress and you wan add another one join am? Pepper soup awaits you.

Samantha125:
You know your brothers and their misogyny... Any woman that'll attempt to answer will get trolled and slut shamed while the useless moderators will just watch.

So don't expect any woman to participate here.

You have friends. Right? Well I’m sure you all discuss ur boyfriends. Or sexcapades. Using this analogy make a summary of the choice of most young ladies. But I know ladies don’t joke with girth.

Baba if you are currently unemployed, clean the house and wash the dishes. If she can work to provide you money, then keeping your house clean is the least you can do to be supportive. Hope you de Bleep her well, because after the stress of the day she needs a goodnight sleep, most especially her days off.

Back then wen I was in uni around 2017 she said “if for example now we married, God forbid”. Immediately I just turned her to sex mate but discovered na myself I de do so had to let her go. Sweetest pussy ever 😭😭
Las las she ended up contacting me after 8 years claiming I made her the woman she is no, she works at moniepoint head office. I just read and ignored her

noleflendum:
You will Labour in vain

Amen

It really is something to be worried about, and that my friend is a direct indictment on the Nigerian education system. They enjoy shallow discussions, I think the fact the internet branded them “gen-z” makes them feel they are special or something, but they should be reminded that “the old woman you see with saggy flabby breast and plenty gap tooth was once a beautiful teenage girl with standing boobs”. E no go better for oyinbo man, they just use name confuse them.

;DSee how mark resemble Howard for big bang theory. What a nerd.

Baba get on ur knees and thank God. Then get up and discard both of them. She will still fuckup tomorrow and then You will look like a big fool.

See my best friend and my girlfriend, them play me wen dem knw say this na the thing wey de make me feel sad. 😭🥺

The topic being discussed is an unusual bodily discharge according to the Bible.

iLegendd:
I wrote about this some days ago about my female friend who got newly employed by a responsible man whom everyone respects and and can vouch for as a levelheaded man who doesn't womanize. Also, he happens to be a married pastor.

I won't lie, this girl is smart, a graduate, beautiful, big hips and ass and a firm giant breast. She hates her breasts and wants a small one. That is her major insecurity.

Why didn't I date her? I don't forgive red flags, hence we're just friends with benefits, but only friends for now. She loves varieties.

This girl is ageless beauty and forever young. At age 25 going to 26, even 17 year old boys approach her thinking she's in their age bracket. Na wetin wrinkleless ajebo kind of face dey cause.

On Monday, she went to work with my key and promised to come back by 12PM, but came back at 5PM. I was pissed.

I really have a lot to say, but no energy to narrate.

Two days ago, she came back complaining about her boyfriend and how she doesn't feel it anymore and blah blah blah. I knew the pastor is brainwashing her. Most pastors are pros in manipulation. He has already promised her a new house, phone and others. Me, I do dey promise women anything. Na just f*ck and clean mouth I sabi.

Even if I advise her to be faithful to her man and not sleep with the pastor, she'll do it behind my back and won't tell me. As partners-in-crime, I encouraged her to sleep with him and she was shocked and replied, "I can't believe you'll say this. The same you that always try your best to lead me on the right path and encourage me to be faithful to my boyfriend."

I said what I said because I knew she'll surely fall for him and won't tell me about it, so I wanted to make her feel free and open up when it finally happens because it must surely happen.

Throughout today, she has refused to pick my call. This is a girl that doesn't joke with my calls and practically worships me.

She followed her brother, a newly elected politician to the village and told me she'll return that same evening. Till now, she hasn't returned, picked call or reply chat. I know she went to work from home and the pastor has probably taken her on a trip. My instinct doesn't fail me.

I don't call people easily so if I manage to call you 3 times on all your 3 SIMs and you refused to pick or reply after 24 hours, I'll revenge.

I'm just analysing the type of lie she'll tell me. It should better be great and convincing.

I called her mom and she said she's not in the village. I just wanted to be sure she's safe cuz if anything happens to her, I'll be the first her family will arrest. I practically gave her a free room in my house and now she wants to start doing ashawo under my roof.

The only reason I'm with her, as a friend, is the fact that her p*ssy is too sweet (I have stopped knocking her) and I have taught her a lot about sex and how to grip a d*ck through Kegel exercise.

I have turned her to a dirty little expert in the game. I pity that pastor. If she rides him, he's going to spend millions on her just to have her again.

I'm not against how she lives her life, but ignoring my call is pissing me off. Nobody does that. You're now ignoring your master because of a pastor, abi?

These women get mind o!

She has a lot in common with this girl below.

I was amongst the few people who were of the opinion that feelings were getting involved in the last post you made, seeing that u didn’t deny it but had a very good cos to be worried I will have to say you are a good man, na these daughters of eve wan think say them too wise. That being said it’s best you teach her how to treat you and being a drama king for a lie will send a deep message down her subconscious and make her fear losing you. But las las everybody go de alright, just don’t go back on ur words. I’ve stopped dating since I came across ur book chat dicted and female sextapes. As a bolt driver who takes so many ladies to see their bf the amount of girls I’ve practiced and worked them on was the reason I was surprised someone like you could be in his feelings. But regardless we move. Guys no matter what you do it pays to always be the side guy. You get to spend very little or nothing at all and she will still be happy with u.

If u keep up with the financial market, u will just laff wen u read some things.

Naija hungry girls no kind Bleep that dog. 😂😂😂

Cock n bull stories. You contradict yourself in ur write up and follow up comments.

Omo after god fear women. If heartbreak lead to ur enlightenment and u’r not strong, e fit shift ur orientation.

obinna58:
Simp

Angry man 😂😂

Because the youths love cheap and quick gratification.

Jagaban don hold the whole world for brockus. Now it is operation grab as much Naira as you can at the peak of Naira depreciation before it starts appreciating. Jagaban na man and a half you be.

I trust this leadership, they truly understand all that’s going on in the financial world. This Jagaban fit make Naija become world power before he 8yrs elapse. Rugged papa. But as usual expect the financial illiterates to become grumpy.

iLegendd:
She just called now that he went outside to make a call, so she used the opportunity to call me.

She has managed to talk him out by brining her boyfriend into the conversation, but 4-5 AM is the time women find it hard to say no to dick.

It's a 50/50 thing for me. Judging by the new her, she'll survive, but the old her, no, she'll spread just to keep her job.

U still in ur feelings bro. Wake up

otipoju:
Shed more light. Why first born sons?

because na first son de inherit everything about the father, both curses and blessings. God help u if ur father lived a reckless life. 😂

You cannot be rich until your father approves it. Before he approves it he will first search and test your heart to know your reason for being rich but once he approves it no body and I mean no one can rescind it. Tip as soon as your feel your father probing make sure to tune that wealth reason to family. 😂” even god can be tricked” Call me anything but bitter truth is ur father (god) can hold ur blessings until u give him a good reason for release it to u. (Mostly for first born sons).

Don’t waste ur energy advising people heading for self destruction. Like King Solo rightly said, a man who commits sleeps with someone’s wife does so at the expense of his life. The case u highlighted up there is enough to send fear down anyone, the nigga died the day he started but the death didn’t manifest immediately but became evident after a couple of months.