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SisterAnn:
Permit me to ask you a very personal question..

Were you a resident of Yabaleft 😂

🤣🤣🤣 drastic times calls for drastic measures. 😉

Walai:
I don't want to talk about this bro to avoid opening wounds. Shes working class and single handedly funded the relationship like she spoiled me with cash and gifts and I was a student then. Talk of being naive not knowing I'm the one loosing

😂😂😂 Werey, as if e no enjoy d cum. Now u understand the saying “na Wetin de sweet man de kill him”.

Walai:
You're very correct. I have met a weird girl in her early thirties that always wants me to cum on her face after which she will rub the stuff like cream and wait for like 30 minutes before washing it off. I was enjoying the whole thing then feeling like some boss whose cum is used as body cream but now I understand better. This lady attracted one Canadian guy that processed her visa within a year and married her over there.
Sperm get power seriously.

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you. But the lady don use u secure her future. Talk about ladies using men too 😂

SisterAnn:
Boys and men alike are already dummified before attaining the age of 30, no thanks to orishirishi lifestyle they are leaving now.

They survive on different types of hard drugs, energy drinks, alcoholic drinks including jekomo, cocosamba, oga na master, erujeje, etc, smokes, junk foods, poor sleeping habits, lack of exercise, gone are the days boys played football and jogged regularly, created their own weights lifting equipment, dey chop iron bars regularly even without any regimentation, nowadays they get drugged all day while ganging and banging indiscriminately.
By 70, they have potopoto only in their scrotal sacs.

While you have a very valid point, I can boldly tell you the beauty of being a man is that you can revive your testosterone production at any age, I was everything you talked about until I hit 28, then I began with jogging for 3 years and then dived into weight lifting, weight lifting taught me the benefits of sperm to men and how it can regenerate lost cells in the body, this took me 5years and of lifting weights to discover and once I discovered it I became stingy with my sperm ( ) to the extent after I cum in a girl”s mouth or boobs or ass (as the case may be) I make sure I kiss and swallow every drop of my sperm out of your mouth, boobs or ass (as the case may be) they love it and find it naughty but me I know the value of what I ejaculate and can’t let it waste on someone else’s daughter/future wife 😂😂. But over time I’m more selective who I get down with ( very very selective). So to summarize your statement. “Na man wey never discover himself de Bleep anyhow”.

siofra:
Where are all the redpillers clowns on this forum? Come and explain this to me.

You say a man's reproductive value doesn't decrease in age, a man at 70 is still as active as a man at 24

Yet

In the picture below, the sperm of a man in his early twenties is more valuable than that of a man in his thirties and the sperm of men above 36 is not needed.

If you take care of your health as a man, I.e eat healthy, exercise regularly, eat lots of fruits and veggies and most importantly minimize the way you engage in illicit sex as a man, then your value can only soar. I think it should be same for women too but I’m not a lady and can’t confirm. But for me this routine works just fine. So yes men age like wine (only when you take care of yourself while young). I’m over 30 but you can mistake me for a teenager, na only my beards and strong eyes de give me away, but if I shave beards off I don young again. Na genz baddies de always show me interests

Is that not a dangerous mosquito bite? Op your life is at stake fumigate your surrounding.

If we look am well bread nor really de healthy to consume, focus on organic food, buy potatoes, plantains for breakfast instead. But this too will pass. Naija will be great again.

As a man prioritize these 3 things or get 3 hobbies
1) To draw you closer to God
2) To keep you fit
3) To make you income.

Succezcard:
Remain truthful, honest, loyal, Loving. Just becus u are these things dnt mn pple will be good 2 u.

More often dan not, pple wld repay u with evil in the end & still play victim.

Fight! Yes. Figh!! Else violent pple wld take wot belongs 2 u by force. KNOW THAT LIFE IS HARD. You are free 2 cry urself out wen it gets tough. Don't be a man, U'RE a HUMAN.

Somtyms, give up.
STOP.

BE KIND. SOMETIMES, SAY, 'NO'

Leave De comfort zone. But dnt be afraid 2 fall back & ask 4 help when u need some.

FAMILY IS EVERYTHING. But most tyms, help wldn't com 4rm them, or 4rm those u knw. Yet, NEVER 4GET FAMILY. B4 THEN, FIND UR FEET FIRST.
DNT LET A TASTE OF SUCCESS DECEIVE U INTO THINKING U HAVE ARRIVED. LET IT HUMBLE U.
LOVE URSELF FIRST. Only then, can u know how 2 love som1 else.
FEAR GOD.

Pple are busy. They dnt think abt u as much as u think they do. So fold ur sleeves.
Opportunities In life are not equal it could be unfair somtyms. That's y u may not like who love u & vice versa.
Peace!!!

I wish to like this post a 1000 times over.

Orch1981:
May God destroy you and him and your entire generation for including Igbo in your madness

You are mad already but have no one to tell you.

Deziwealth:
I'm with you, God bless Nigeria, I love jagaban too

God bless you and your household bro. It’s refreshing to see forward thinkers on Nairaland 😁

wellmax:
One question the money they lost, who gained it?

Jagaban de set our compass to begin gain their loss. Life na merry go round.

I know say if I hail Jagaban now, nairalanders ready to eat me raw. But I love Jagaban. God bless Nigeria. #techbubble

Nigeria will be great again in this our lifetime.

Bro allow yourself to feel whatever feeling it is you’re feeling, then start the process of personal growth by lifting weights and jogging and be consistent at it. You will realize you are all you truly need. With time your development will attract the love you seek. One love

The new one fosters unity more. The lyrics are deeply patriotic. The former one supports embezzlement more “the labor of our heroes past shall never be in vain” na criminal slang. 😁

None. They are all easy to quit. All you need is discipline.

The only disadvantage I know of is uncontrolled sex like rabbits. This can make even the most focused man lose focus in life. You wan de play with fire and not expect to burn?

Amen. I’m with you.

What an interesting read, but like you said no matter how sweet the lie sound it is still a lie. The truth will always come out. Truth remains Warri does not belong to the Itsekiris. These are the tribes in Warri (Urhobo, Isoko, Ijaw, Itsekiri, Okpe) and each of these tribes have their respective dominant areas in Warri kingdom. Big Warri is where the refinery and npa together with naval is situated and like I said earlier all these were made possible due to political decisions. During the Warri crisis the then governor Ibori supplied the Itsekiri with arms and ammunitions to fight the Ijaws. The ijaws were helped by the Urhobo generals if not e for b annihilation. All these happened because Itsekiri like they always do are land grabbers and they wan drag lands with ijaws , but ijaws no gree na e cause that fight, but Urhobo warn them to contain their fight within themselves and they comply (that is power).
Once upon a time in Sapele the itsekiris were fond of burying their dead in Sapele (okpe soil) but the current king stopped it and instructed all Itsekiri dead be buried on Itsekiri land, cos if they allow them they will one time start fighting for lands with Sapele with the indigenes (land grabbers). Also in uvwie an Urhobo land there is a small town called ugbolokposo this was a gift to one of the Ovie wife by the ovie then, don’t be surprised is they start claiming Uvwie tomorrow (women influence).
Whatever you say, don’t ever say Itsekiri own Warri cos we know say na Numa (Edjoor concubine) influence Edjoor to make that change from Olu of Itsekiri to Olu of Warri when Edjoor was the military governor.

EreluRoz:
Fitcorper come and read

Come if you mention me again, I go tie you flog.

Jagaban we Dey behind your government.

Malroux:
Who are you to judge? Are you better than her?

No one is judging her, but she clearly broke the first commandment of God. “Thou shall have no other gods except me”. Nairaland has be taken over by satanist. SEUN pls enable the deactivation button. I want to deactivate. The Bible is the manual I use in living my life having had the testimony of Jesus Christ and I can’t allow any entity lower my vibration. Madness awaits lots of nairalanders. Lindaikejiblog is more healthy than nairaland.

Jagaban the illiterate Nigerians no go understand. But God will continue to bless and direct you for taking this bold initiative towards making our nation great again.

Where are the death to fraudsters crew? Seriously fraud is bad and one of the reasons Nigeria always take 2 step forward and 4 steps backward. Pls if you want to quote me let’s discuss logically, don’t come with that rubbish of politicians looting. because if you understand economics u will know the youths and their quest to get rich quick without tasking their brains to solve real life problems is more worst than politicians looting.

Flesh22:
Good afternoon all, there is the girl I meet newly, where me and brother just rented somewhere in Lagos, she is very beautiful and intelligent for her age, though matured somehow, she look like someone that is 17, I guess from her mother. And me on the other hand, am scared of girls, really don't know how to talk to them, but yesterday when I told my friend, he said we should go to her mom shop, act as if we want to get something, then from there I talk to her, so I did as instructed, so when we go to the shop, she was more beautiful than I thought, a goodness, my friend started the conversation, then I continue, all through my stay at her mom shop, she was happy, laughing as if we already known each other for month, I really had a good time, did some introduction and the rest, then I left.
Later in the evening, as I was about going to buy fuel for the gen, she blocked me on my way, she was was smiling and also introduce herself to me again , but then I had no time to talk to her, just smiled back and told her later, because I needed to get to the filling station on time, so they won't close. Though I have not seen her till now, maybe she went to church, base on my conclusion she do like me, am not saying base on our conversation yesterday, but because of constant eye to eye contact and she normally ask about me when am not around from my brother and when I come to her shop to get something, she always want to attend to me, am I right with all this conclusion, I think yes.
My problem is the age difference, am 28 and she is 13, I want to tell her today that I like her, like they say age just a number, I like this girl, should I continue with this and make her my gf, what do guys think, thanks as I await ur response.

I just laugh in Japanese. Be like prison really de hungry op. U better die any sexual thought towards that kid. If you love her well well mentor her and kill your dick while at it. Don’t say u were nt warned.

Happy birthday fraudster

This guy is mad and doesn’t know it, Wike wey be de facto governor of Abuja na u de stress yourself ontop?

If you know how to interpret candle charts, you will understand this. Tinubu is on point to become the greatest supreme leader in the history of Naija. Naija growth go de increase every year till 8years .complete. Bleep the imf and world bank. I trust Jagaban, just look at the potential of Nigeria. It will always get hard before it gets right. Life ain’t supposed to be easy.

Iamblessed85:
Thanks alot for this. You are a man of wisdom

The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom. God guide you.

Iamblessed85:
Lol. How about hook up girls

Bro it’s better to do hookup than soapy, but truth be told both are bad. Pray to God to help you overcome the lust of the flesh and be celibate just for 2 weeks, then you will understand alot, and see that sex is the most useless thing outside marriage and should only be enjoyed in marriage. But wen u carry married hookup girl and commit fornication+adultery. Na u go suffer the consequences.

Iamblessed85:
Bro, what happens when you masturbate if you’re at a high level in life?

It opens the gateway for series of attack and setback. And due to our carnality, you fit de go make u think say u de come.