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mudistr: una know the meaning of billionaire so?

Tell dem oh..... Smdh

Kris the dumped hump is sticking to his claims that he and Kim Kardashian’s marriage was as fugazi as a LV bag from Canal Street…

According to Radaronline reports:

Kim Kardashian offered her estranged husband, Kris Humphries, a cool $10 million in a desperate bid to settle their bitter divorce battle once and for all — but he turned her down flat — RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. “After Kim filed for divorce, she offered Kris a $10 million payoff, with the agreement that he would not continue to pursue an annulment to their marriage on the grounds of fraud,” a source close to the situation tells Radar exclusively.

Unfortunately for Kim though, money didn’t sway the NBA star, and he vowed to stick to his guns and prove in a court of law that their short-lived marriage was a sham. “Kris flatly rejected the offer because it has never been about money for him,” the source says. “He wants to be able to marry in a church again, with a clear conscience, when he finds someone special. Kris is deeply religious and he believes that the only way he can do that is if his marriage to Kim is annulled.

“Kris wants to move on with his life just as badly as Kim does – he is constantly getting heckled by NBA players and fans – and he just wants to be able to close this disastrous chapter in his life once and for all. If Kim would just agree to grant him the annulment, they could both move on with their lives.”

SMH. We don’t think the hecklers are ever going to stop going in on Kris…divorce or no divorce. Poor thang.

Source: http://bossip.com/716370/never-ending-drama-kris-humphries-turned-down-10m-from-kim-kardashian-to-settle-divorce/

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Dang! This song again? urghh!

Great!

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WORST:- Further Mathematics

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Take banana till you go yo!.... Whatever that means

D'prince sucks!

Cool story bro... Tell it again

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PS: Nairaland is now Pictureland

Boko dike

All of you complainning post ur pic make we see na! idiats

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dessy002: WHEN A SICK MAN CALLS HIS CHILD 3 TIMES, HE’S ABOUT TO DIE

It's only in Naija movies that a woman goes to deliver in a dental clinic.

Someone will be shown 25 years after and he will be wearing the same clothes he wore earlier

A car is about to have an accident when the steering wheel suddenly starts turning and the driver will eventually hit an “ewedu” stem and the driver will be seen with his head on the steering wheel with no damage to windscreen, nor any scratch on the car whatsoever.
The actors waste unnecessary time to perform an act that shouldn’t take more than a fraction of a second e.g An actor will spend fifteen good minutes of his time threatening to kill someone, spend another five minutes looking for his gun (while the mumu victim will stand there watching) and then spend another ten minutes shouting “I WILL KILL YOU TODAY” after which he tots his gun (the sound is often times not in sequence with the trigger pull) and then the victim screams ” I AM DEAD, YOU HAVE KILLED ME, I AM DYING” and then he dies.

A car will hit someone at top speed and that person will still be lying on the bonnet of the car

Ewedu stem!!!!

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40Lightyears: Looks like a scene from a "JAMES BOND" movie. *Waiting for some NLers to sue me for quoting the entire topic.*

Idiat! Did u have to quote the whole damn text/pics twice?

Dang!

On replay!!!...

YOUNG JEEZY feat. NAS...

My president is black, my Lambo's blue
And I'll be goddamned if my rims ain't too
My money's light green and my Jordans light grey
And they love to see white, now how much you tryna pay?
Leggggo!