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End Time Things...

Getting scared of commitment is normal but the main thing is finding a way to overcome the fear.

Grabs chair..

The koko is for the man to take her to the alter, and not make her lord of the ring as we often see with this celebrities...Just saying

Aye wa ooo

[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]8milla car? SMH! Tenk got it catch fire now dey can use the skin for condom iron[/quote]You don go ogogoro joint this early morning again...

andromida: Another wife because your wife gives money to her family without your consent. Dude you sound confused.

Someone looking for a flimsy excuse to take a second wife...

APC and their desperation to rule Nigeria...SMH

babesexy: if I catch you!!!!!

I just sent you a pm

#teamtecno

Hmmm...see innovation

I just dey observe

Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free...just saying

Alomo doing wonders already...SMH

We just keep deceiving ourselves in this country...

This is definitely joke of the century

Following

LMAOOOOO

Na everything we go give public holiday for Naija i hail ooo

Why are we working!!!
But why are we working !!!
Ever wondered how hard we work to fill our lives with luxuries that we hardly have time to enjoy?

LOOK AT IT THIS WAY... The luxury Cars, Land Cruisers, RAV4's, BMW's, Mercedes that are parked 8 hours, driven 30min to the office and 30min back home
And whilst we sit on a not-so-comfortable chair in a small room called an office, your 7 bedroom mansion lies idle with only the maid enjoying herself to the 'bacon and egg breakfast' relaxing on that very expensive leather sofa that we only sit on when we get home... and being so tired we just doze off to sleep anyway. When tired of work she takes a break turns on the TV and spoils herself with the fully subscribed TV, of course if she feels bored she can always turn on that brand name sound
system and swing a bit.....

And whilst all that is happening where are you... you are eating a cheap take away lunch everyday and oh by the way there is no breakfast really, because its just a cup of tea a few slices of bread probably with some left- over's from yesterday's supper (for the fortunate few). Every moment you pray that it could just get to 4pm so that you can drive home and join....the Maid!! (Poor you)

So this is your miserable lot for the rest of your working life... by the time you retire you'll have no pleasure in them anymore. By now your children would have joined in the Rat Race of finding a good job working very hard and never enjoying the fruits of their labours.... it's all vanity isn't it?

SO MY QUESTION IS... WHO IS ENJOYING BETTER FRUITS OF YOUR LABOUR...YOU OR THE MAID?
SAD BUT TRUE!

1. "We want to thank the president for
bringing Facebook to Nigeria." - Information Minister, Labaran Maku.

2. "You press men, you always say there are no minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite." -Barkin Zuwo

3. "Foreign investors should ignore Boko
Haram and invest in Nigeria." - GEJ

4. "I will water your school and fire your
school." - Orji Uzoh

5. "Nigerians, don't panic. Terrorist attack is everywhere ... maybe it is our turn." - GEJ

6. "I will rather kill myself than commit
suicide." - Dame Patience Jonathan

7. "I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira." - Atiku

8. "Until I see someone eating out of the
gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umaru Dikko

9. "Telephone is not meant for the poor. " -David Mark

10. "The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States." - Yakubu Gowon

11. "School is not meant for the poor, only for the rich." - Ikedi Ohakim

12. "At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly." - Diezeani Allison- Madueke

13. "Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria." Olusegun Obasanjo

14. "The corp members where
destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny." - Mallam Isa Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi State

15. "On behalf of 20 million naira, I'll donate my family" - Dame Patience Jonathan

16. "We, the PDP did not win
this election, I have gone to church to
confess, I gave them money and they called the result." - Chris Uba

17. "I want to commend the doctors and
nurses for responding to treatment." - DamePatience Jonathan

18. "I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?" - Dame Patience Jonathan?

10 COMMANDMENTS FOR ALL THE SINGLE LADIES OUT THERE:

1. Don't be in a hurry to move out of your parent’s house.
2. Don't wait for a man before you start living. You can live a fulfilled life as a single woman.
3. Stay away from alcohol. It has killed others and you are not special.
4. Don't entertain wrong numbers calling you,especially late in the night. It's not the right way to find a lover.
5. Develop a healthy eating habit. Always take breakfast and avoid sweets.
6. Dress well: impression counts. People will judge you by the way you dress even before they talk to you.
7. Don't use sex as proof of love. Sex is not a proof for love; he'll still leave you after all that sweet sex.
8. Don't marry someone because of money; else you'll become one of his possessions.
9. Add value to yourself, get a career. Don't be fooled that a man will solve all your problems.
10. Respect yourself depending on your dressing code. This will also show what you, where you come from and many people out there will respect you because of your being decent.

Abi u don see where person wey dey coma for sick bed dey 2go or whatsapps? Abi na blind man wan change DP? or comment for facebook, u still dey complain there? abi u don see where dead body dey do facebook and whatsapps 4 coffin? You better Start thanking God now

I here say u dey murmur, you dey complain and you dey grumble say you neva hammer, u no thank God ehn! U think say to see d 10th month of 2013 na moimoi? Boko Haram reach ur side? Abi U dey 4 Dana Crash? Aluu community pple catch u? U no hw many way die for 2012 and even Jan till nw? Ansa me naaa *...* God give u good health. Naija no good, Naija no good: u dey use bb, tecno, nokia200, ipad and laptop, If at all u neva get money to buy car

Nice write up op...

Just wondering how this will affect the weather

Someone is reading his bible...thou shall not judge

Lobatan...sharp bad guy

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