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Crime / Re: Man 'Runs Mad' After Sex With Prostitute At Brothel In Surulere, Lagos by Fixitgood(m): 1:53pm On Feb 14, 2019
Who the hell goes to a brothel during the day?
Crime / Re: 5 Yahoo Boys Are Arrested In Port Harcourt, Laptops, Car Recovered by Fixitgood(m): 1:45pm On Feb 14, 2019
femmix112:


ok
*modified*
y ar they disgracing igbos

igbo need to teach their kinsmen to behave like the afonjas nd co

Coming from the likes of you?

>spits<

God forbid bag thing.
Crime / Re: 5 Yahoo Boys Are Arrested In Port Harcourt, Laptops, Car Recovered by Fixitgood(m): 1:43pm On Feb 14, 2019
TDonald:
These ones are hungry jare, none of them dey use iPhone sef undecided

But there's at least 2 iPhones on the table. Abi you never see iPhone before ni?
Crime / Re: 5 Yahoo Boys Are Arrested In Port Harcourt, Laptops, Car Recovered by Fixitgood(m): 1:41pm On Feb 14, 2019
Uyiii:

hmm, you think I don't know what you've done??
you rushed here hoping they're Afonjas but immediately got disappointed and reoriented yourself to now know we're a people collectively with common values.

It's okay, kontinuecheesy

A lot of Nigerians are inherently bigots by nature.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 14 Suspected Undergraduate Internet Fraudsters In Ibadan by Fixitgood(m): 1:36pm On Feb 14, 2019
BluntBoy:
Even crime is based on ethnicity in my country.

Yahoo Yahoo = Yoruba

Drug peddling = Igbo

Terrorism = Hausa/ Fulani.

Edo = Cultist and senseless killings.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 14 Suspected Undergraduate Internet Fraudsters In Ibadan by Fixitgood(m): 1:35pm On Feb 14, 2019
Uyiii:
Lol, I just read in a thread where EFCC arrested FLATICS.
now it's the turn of AFONJIZ.

and I am now forced to ask this queshun, na competition??

Look well... One Edo criminal dey that group. Okpo!
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 14 Suspected Undergraduate Internet Fraudsters In Ibadan by Fixitgood(m): 1:33pm On Feb 14, 2019
Again, Yoruba trabalist bigots are quiet. Keep waiting for other tribes to commit crime before commenting. Okpo!
Celebrities / Re: Juliana Oloyede Wows In Valentine's Day Photo by Fixitgood(m): 1:24pm On Feb 14, 2019
ct2:
“ You can remember in 2015, I was telling the Igbo, to cast their votes for Buhari because he would win with or without the votes of the Igbo.
“I was called all sorts of derogatory names. Some said I was going to Islamise the whole Igbo. Is Igbo land Islamised today?
“Igbo, today, are playing politics with the mindset of traders, thinking only of the immediate benefits, unlike other tribes that are playing real politics.
“My people, listen to me and listen real good, whatever I tell you to do, do it as it will profit us. I’m telling you, today, that Buhari will win.
“On Saturday, if the Igbo support Buhari and he wins, in 2023, Igbo will have the right to demand Igbo presidency. Those who love Igbo nation must vote for President Buhari, because if we miss this chance, we may not get the presidency even by 2023, 2027 or 2031. The time is right for the Igbo nation to play the right politics, so as to have a clear chance by 2023.

Go suck a d1ck.
Celebrities / Re: Victoria Kimani Celebrates Valentines Day In Sultry Photos by Fixitgood(m): 1:22pm On Feb 14, 2019
Winningodd02940:
See below

Sure bet scatter your family there. Bastard.

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Celebrities / Re: Victoria Kimani Celebrates Valentines Day In Sultry Photos by Fixitgood(m): 1:21pm On Feb 14, 2019
Who the fvck is this? I've never heard of this opio before.
Celebrities / Re: Toyin Lawani In Valentine Mood, Rocks Cleavage-Baring Outfit by Fixitgood(m): 8:20am On Feb 14, 2019
Thunder fire this OP and the cleavage bearing outfit. Okpo!

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 8 Yahoo Boys In Ilorin, Kwara State by Fixitgood(m): 8:12am On Feb 14, 2019
Babacup25:
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People dey wey go call is criminal. grin grin
Mugu must fall for guy man to chop.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 8 Yahoo Boys In Ilorin, Kwara State by Fixitgood(m): 8:11am On Feb 14, 2019
Yoruba and Igbo trabalist bigots don hibernate. Decent representation from both parties this time. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Help! I Am Not Emotionally Attached To My Fiancee by Fixitgood(m): 7:59am On Feb 14, 2019
XaintJoel20:



I would have done that long before now, but I still think she is too good to let go just like that.


This is the most selfish statement I've heard this year.

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Family / Re: Lady calls out her babydaddy for doing Giveaway while his 3kids are hungry by Fixitgood(m): 7:02pm On Feb 13, 2019
I actually follow this lady on instagram. Very hard working woman and mother.

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Celebrities / Re: New Bikini Photos Of Agbani Darego by Fixitgood(m): 7:43pm On Feb 12, 2019
This one still dey alive?
Politics / Re: Busty Slay Queen Supporter Of Wike That Got People Talking- Photo by Fixitgood(m): 6:13pm On Feb 11, 2019
You mean fat.
Crime / Re: Robbers Who Killed Uber Driver And Stole His Car, Arrested. Photos by Fixitgood(m): 1:41pm On Feb 11, 2019
chuddyforlife:
Na them oh oh oh oh oh
A F O!!!

If u know u know!!

Wetin calabar people don do you before? Bigot.
Celebrities / Re: Lady Blasts 'Overdressed' Bobrisky For Sharing Milo At Wedding by Fixitgood(m): 1:33pm On Feb 11, 2019
Why dem neva arrest this guy?
Travel / Re: After Buhari's Visit, Petrol Tankers, Trucks Return On Lagos Bridge(Pix) by Fixitgood(m): 1:23pm On Feb 11, 2019
Emu4life:


Multiplier effect of corruption

1. A young man works for one of the state ministries. His salary is 120K. He makes 15,000 everyday on this desk (N75k a week) engaging in corrupt practices. As a result, he spends the daily cash as he cares. Living large and far above his legitimate income.

2. He visits the local joint every evening and buys drinks for friends, and area boys. They hail him. He is married, but has two girlfriends. His "income" is enough to take care of them. The Asun seller at his favorite joint is happy, the joint owner is happy.

3. Everyone was benefiting from his "income". Friends, family, area boys, joint owner, Asun seller, girlfriends, wife and his church. Life was good.

4. Then suddenly the ministry implemented the Treasury Single Account (TSA) at the beginning of PMB administration. His extra "income" disappeared and he had to adjust to the reality of event and live within his real income. That wasn't easy.

5. Initially he reduced his daily visit to the joint to 3 days a week and stopped buying drinks for everyone. He reduced he plates of Asun. The Asun seller started to find it hard to sell a full goat each day and resorted to buy half.

6. The young man's girlfriends started to feel the heat too. No more iPhone 10. The joint owner noticed a drop in sales. The young man finally stopped visiting the joint after a month. The area boys started feeling his absence. The effect cascaded down.

7. The young man started spending more time at home with his wife and kids. The family had to readjust to the reality of the new normal. His hair stylist noticed the young man suddenly stopped tipping. He will even wait for his N200 change after haircut.

8. Things are different. Times are hard, they all cry. The young man is blaming Buhari, his wife is blaming Buhari, the area boys are blaming Buhari, the girlfriends are saying Buhari must go, the joint owner is saying Buhari killed the "economy"

9. The Asun seller is cursing Buhari, the hair stylist is insisting Buhari is too old to rule. This is the story of our nation where corruption fuels the "economy". Those who are not engaging in it are benefiting from it.

10. This tread is not about Buhari's achievement or failure, but rather about the "multiplier" effect of corruption and how we have built a system largely driven by corruption. It's about policy implication (good or bad). It's about the choices we have made.

Finally, the young man had to withdraw his kids from what he called expensive primary school his kids attend. He added:"what are they teaching them there sef " Obasanjo didn't go to a private school. I just laughed

My Take:
Most of the so called rich men and women in Nigeria before now were feeding fat on the populace, imaging a level 15 officer in a state ministry sponsoring two of his/her children's education in Europe but when TSA came to effect, free money dried up but Buhari was blamed for the inability to fund children in Europe! Awon ole jati -jati, ofan a je l'oju onile.

This mumu just calm down write rubbish post for here. Go to road safety office now and try to apply for a driver's license. Oloshi!

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Travel / Re: After Buhari's Visit, Petrol Tankers, Trucks Return On Lagos Bridge(Pix) by Fixitgood(m): 1:21pm On Feb 11, 2019
rahazaqa:
Somethings is wrong with these people. Do they expect these guys to be transporting their stuff through shopper? So they expect government to ban trucks and tanker on the road, is there any alternative for now?, when we have bad rail system or no rail system at all. The truck drivers, the company, the businesses being supplied by these trucks; they should all close down because you want smooth ride to your own work?
Selfish people.

I pity for you. Oloshi!

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Romance / Re: Excited Manchester United Couple Do Doggy Pose In Lovely Pre-wedding Photo by Fixitgood(m): 1:13pm On Feb 11, 2019
Winningodd02392:
See below

Fvck out from this site! Fool!
Reported.
Romance / Re: Excited Manchester United Couple Do Doggy Pose In Lovely Pre-wedding Photo by Fixitgood(m): 1:13pm On Feb 11, 2019
This girl don use makeup foundation plaster her face.
The amount of foundation on that face go reach plaster full duplex.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Shows The Cars She Has Owned From 2008 Up Till 2018 by Fixitgood(m): 7:13am On Feb 11, 2019
Onyi22:
I claim the cars by Faith, Amen

No be this idiot say "broken ass niggas" stay off? grin grin

"Broken" ass bitch.
Celebrities / Re: Ifu Ennada Wears Cleavage-Baring Outfit To A Wedding (Photos) by Fixitgood(m): 8:17pm On Feb 10, 2019
2extremes:

Please, I would like the good people of nairaland to assist me with any type of browsing phone. I was robbed 2 days ago and my phone was collected.
I am a job seeker and I need to be online often to check my mails and read news.
I have been borrowing my neighbor's phone and he will soon travel home for election.
I can be reached on 08081473539

Get out from here.
Religion / Re: Should I Have Sex On Valentine's Day? by Fixitgood(m): 9:01am On Feb 10, 2019
Interesting15:
by Sunday Akanni Moshood

I will try to be as brief as possible.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2000139753430613&id=100003038222908#tlFeed

Proceeds to write a full 3000 word essay.

Bushmeat
Religion / Re: Should I Have Sex On Valentine's Day? by Fixitgood(m): 8:58am On Feb 10, 2019
Na this kind stupid questions dey vex me pass. Mumu
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Paul Okoye And His Twin Kids by Fixitgood(m): 12:42pm On Feb 09, 2019
Ogaga87:


This is how you identify someone who was formed from the sperm of a miscreant...


I have never chased a mad car before and certainly this won't be the first... Maggot the faeces

E pain am die. grin
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Paul Okoye And His Twin Kids by Fixitgood(m): 11:32am On Feb 09, 2019
Ogaga87:
The Jacob of the two...

If you like kill me, this guy is the blessed of the two

My brother, no body go kill you for shearing your stupid opinion. It's a free world.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Declares 'war' On 'the Home Of Cyber Crimes' LAUTECH by Fixitgood(m): 10:26am On Feb 09, 2019
Trabalist don go M.I.A.

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Celebrities / Re: Inem Peter: I Want A Rich Serious Man For Marriage by Fixitgood(m): 10:10am On Feb 09, 2019
Onyi22:
Even me too oooo, broken ass niggas keep off.....

Which wan be "broken ass"? Na person wey him nyash break into two, or what?

We (rich niggas) refuse to sponsor a broke illiterate like you.

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Celebrities / Re: Inem Peter: I Want A Rich Serious Man For Marriage by Fixitgood(m): 10:06am On Feb 09, 2019
Highest bidder things.

"I start the bid at 50k"

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