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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 4:25pm On Apr 26, 2017
Its really funny how people still live with this mentality... I had it until I got to NNS Ojo, Lagos when I saw people whose names didn't appear on the site but came via text message. I spoke with a P.A closed to a Rep member and he told me that its always when they are done with interview that NASS and other top govt officials used to be consulted if they have any candidate to include in the final list. Fact is those that merit it will get it and those with CONNECT will also get it. So relax when people ask questions here!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NBC Aptitude Test Invitation by FixNaija(m): 12:12am On Apr 19, 2017
Hello guys, I just registered for it and this was the message that I got via email, does it mean that my application has been submitted? Dear This is a courtesy email to acknowledge that your account creation was successful. Note that this mail does not imply you have been offered an employment. If you have any question, please feel free to call the recruitment support centre for answers on 08023228712. We hope you sustain your interest in our company by updating your CV regularly on our career website www.nbcltdcareers.com Thank you once more for your interest in our team. Head, Human Resource Nigerian Bottling Company Ltd
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NBC Aptitude Test Invitation by FixNaija(m): 12:08am On Apr 19, 2017
Hello guys, I just registered for it and this was the message that I got via email, does it mean that my application has been submitted?

Dear
This is a courtesy email to acknowledge
that your account creation was
successful.
Note that this mail does not imply you
have been offered an employment. If you
have any question, please feel free to call
the recruitment support centre for
answers on 08023228712.
We hope you sustain your interest in our
company by updating your CV regularly
on our career website
www.nbcltdcareers.com
Thank you once more for your interest in
our team.
Head, Human Resource
Nigerian Bottling Company Ltd
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 12:27pm On Apr 17, 2017
Fesvit:
To God be the glory, I left at this stage. Only God know why because my pre-medicals before coming to camp didn't signify that anything is wrong with me.

Better life ahead.....! If I didn't come, I'll keep wishing I will make it.

Wishing all successful guys, success.

Bowing out as a gallant CANDIDATE is a memory that I will cherish althrough my life! I saw this coming but was shocked when no medical issue was attributed to me and my certificates intact even with an additional M.Sc certificate. I had this mentality that the NN was gonna continue in its transparency until the NIGERIAN FACTOR crept in.,
Moreso, I met great and potential leaders of this country and I'm happy I connected with both the North, West, East and South.
I wish the rest a successful screening exercise! We depart to meet again!
Peace!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 12:02pm On Apr 16, 2017
mikedimeji:

Well, like I said I won't say much for now but waiting to hear what will be the excuse for the sudden change of plan as regards the itinerary of today.

There is more to sudden change in itinerary of today... However its not a do-or-die stuff, I will advise all of us to be open-minded to tomorrow's outcome. If I qualify, I will praise God... If I fail, I will praise God. Either ways mehn, na God win!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by FixNaija(m): 11:12am On Apr 16, 2017
Their form is coming out June. From reliable source
Romance / Ladies And Gentlemen Take A Leaf From This! by FixNaija(m): 7:56am On Apr 13, 2017
When I was growing up, two of my brothers had two remarkable girlfriends. One was called Martha and the other Gwendoline. Martha was pretty, clean and humble while Gwendoline who was the senior prefect of her school was very intelligent and pretty too. Whenever one of these girls were to visit, there will be general sanitation. My brothers will make up their beds with special bedsheet that were meant only for visitors, decorate their rooms with bottles of mineral that you dare not drink, buy cupan biscuits or short cake and top grenadine. They always had this white towel that they never use but will sprinkle water on it and sun it outside in front of their rooms so that the girls will think that is the towel they use. Hey how can I forget the Elitis and Tony Montana perfume all over the room? Did I mention the bottle of Musk or Beldam body lotion on the shelve. The truth about this body lotion is; what was actually in those bottles were not musk or beldam. It was actually lamo or Fidel. Now talking about these girls, my brothers loved them not only because of their beauty but because of their brains. They were intelligent, smart and pretty. Older boys and men do you remember those days when a woman’s worth was far more than her figure? Do you remember the girl you tripped for just because she was reading a novel at the bus station? What about that clean girl whose white socks and clean sandals gave you sleepless night? Wait did I mention the one who swept you away just because she challenged you and answered a question. What about that humble and decently dress girl that was the woman of your dreams. Do I have to name the one who refused talking to you because she thought you smoked cigarette? That one made you go crazy. The other one you admired because she always helped her parents at home and was so respectful. The one who wanted to be a doctor. You remember her? Her ambition made you go crazy for her. What is happening today? Why has the society reduced a woman to nothing but breast and butt? The society has made women so cheap. Guys think all what makes a woman is the shape of her breast and the size of her butt. Unfortunately this has made some of us girls with very low self-esteem to concentrate on our looks more than our being. No doubt we have slay queens with lay heads. For those who can’t afford a surgery, artificial breast and butt gives them fake confidence. The sole aim of most girls now is to be sexy. A girl will do everything possible just to be called sexy. You spend hours learning how to twerk or drop it like it’s hot. Every girl wants to be a stripper. We all want to buy dresses that show our figures. Even when we want to take a picture, all our poses look sexual. Why have we allowed society to make us sexual objects? You watch a music video clip today, the men are properly dressed and dancing responsibly while the woman is half naked making sexual moves. I refuse to be sexualized. I refuse to be seen as an object of pleasure. As a woman, there is more to us than our figures. Our figures will not and cannot define us. We don’t have to walk half naked to beautiful. All them classy ladies out there it’s time we show the world our worth. Our figure has little or nothing to do with our worth. And for the older boys and men out here, It’s time you teach these boys that there is more to a woman. I refuse to be sexy and I choose to be classy. Please let's have a rethink its becoming alarming...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 10:38pm On Apr 12, 2017
Anybody in camp here with Gmat should pls help me with...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 12:19pm On Apr 12, 2017
pijay:
MEDICAL FITNESS
PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE

MEDICAL FITNESS

BLOOD PRESSURE
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120/80 -- Normal
130/85 -- Slightly-High (Meaning ur age is 30 and above bt Bp Can b Control)
140/90 -- High
150/95 -- V.High
----------------------------

PULSE
--------
72 per minute (standard)
60 --- 80 p.m. (Normal)
40 -- 180 p.m.(abnormal)
----------------------------

TEMPERATURE
-----------------
98.4 F (Normal)
99.0 F Above (Fever)



@Oga Pijay I did my B.P in a standard hospital and was told that 120/90 is normal
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 11:15am On Apr 10, 2017
tenderlaw:
Everybody is looking neat and sharp. All the best. Will wanna hang out with some of you folks when this screening is over.
Boss I can't wait to meet you. Done with the registration and photoshoot... waiting in the Third canopy for further instruction
Politics / Re: Navy Admiral Daniel Ikoli Is Dead. He Was Found Dead In His Lagos Home by FixNaija(m): 4:56pm On Apr 05, 2017
I suspect Abdulrahman, Minister of Interior, he was implicated in the probe

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 1:33pm On Apr 05, 2017
Guys don't forget the print out and the slip you detached during the test ooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 1:28pm On Apr 05, 2017
raphafire:

So sorry about that dear..... I like military too but I was screened out at the very first stage (I was not even invited for the exam) ...I'm waiting for Air Force DSSC shaaa...

Keep the hopes alive! God will see you through
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Civil Service Batch B Is Out by FixNaija(m): 3:59pm On Apr 04, 2017
We are waiting like Jega was waiting for the arrival of Borno State list

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 1:53pm On Apr 04, 2017
NurseEze1:
How many of you have got your WAEC scratch card..
is it true that waec doesn't produce card again but in paper form like recharge card?

mine is NECO
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 1:04pm On Apr 03, 2017
tenderlaw:
I have been shouting myself hoarse on this thread...that Navy will not give you enough time to start preparing once d list is out. The hour is now at hand.
Get all you credentials ready right from primary school. Get PLENTY passports ready. Get enough whites, out of which one will be saved solely for d interview day. Start jogging so that you won't disgrace those helping you. If you are menstruating take enough blood tonic now so that you will not be disqualified for anaemia.

When going, avoid too much meat and fish, and treat all STIs. These things can give a false impression of protein in the urine and cause problems with your result.
On d day of d medical test at Onne, DO NOT RUN for any reason. This is because physical stress can also lead to some protein in the urine and cause problems with the result.
Treat malaria now. If you fall sick during d screening then too bad for you.

Know how to write a simple essay about yourself. Usually it is titled Exercise My Life. Don't make it too long, but it should be informative enough.

Call your godfather now...and remember to call God the Father.
All d best.




Sir in one of your comments about this testimonial issue, you said original certificates can cover testimonials, please is it still in effect as regard our batch? Thank you sir
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Civil Service 2016 Recruitment by FixNaija(m): 9:40pm On Apr 02, 2017
Did they shortlist Procurement officer 11 in any State?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 6:40pm On Apr 02, 2017
pijay:

If ur Testimonial is looking new, it might b a problem. Backdating will b better. Then make sure u make it look dirty..

Thank you sir.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 2:23pm On Apr 02, 2017
I didn't collect my testimonials for both Primary/Secondary schools at the time of completion of both programmes back then, my question now is; will it be wrong to get it now with current date or it has to be backdated to the date I completed them? Ogas Pijay and Tenderlaw over to you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 6:38pm On Apr 01, 2017
Pls is statement of results compulsory for those thay already have certificates as alternative?? cc. Oga Tenderlaw and Pijay
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 6:36pm On Apr 01, 2017
pijay:

Tell him to keep telling his Boss to help u till ur name come up in d final list then u will settle him. Interview no b final list. Just systematically follow d scammer..

Thank you so much sir.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 9:34pm On Mar 31, 2017
tenderlaw:

Bros, please remember to put fullstop in between sentences if asked to write any essay in camp o.
grin grin

Bro about that scammer, he has been disturbing me that it was his Boss who is a capt. that did it for me... can that be true [color=#990000][/color]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 7:10pm On Mar 31, 2017
pijay:

Lmao u hv bin following the list and u are making ya first comment.
Lolz

Sir I have a problem, my school offers Confirmation of status for M.Sc in place of Certificate which isn't ready yet, do I stand a chance to make it?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 6:44pm On Mar 31, 2017
Thank you Lord thus far... may you see me and my colleagues through the next stage! Oga Tenderlaw and Pijay, my belle dey for ground for una

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy DSSC Recruitment Course 24 Is Ongoing- Nigerian Infopedia by FixNaija(m): 6:41pm On Mar 31, 2017
It can only be God! Thank you father...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 7:45pm On Mar 28, 2017
tenderlaw:
Battle axe of Condor grin grin grin
Is it by force to join NN? I am in my house, let them come and beat me na. Lol

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 9:48am On Mar 28, 2017
tenderlaw:

Anybody claiming interest in wanting to help you wants something from you. Or why did they pick you out of all the thousands of names? Then again, if the person really has access to the list, your details are all there; he doesn't need you to send it.
For clarity, NO OFFICER WILL ASK YOU FOR MONEY TO JOIN NN. Anybody who pays anyone for that purpose has just given his money away to charity. It's as simple as that.

Thank you very much for the clarification. I actually thought about this but because of the anxiety of joining the NN, I couldn't have a second thought about it but howbeit, Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 9:20pm On Mar 27, 2017
Osusha:

Ah! he knows you too?
But the man sounds real. He said I shouldn't have bothered calling him

Yes bro
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 9:20pm On Mar 27, 2017
DirtyGold:

I'm sure both of you and probably others who received this particular communication share something in common in addition to your naval aspirations.
I remember something like this was also reported during the last course 23 recruitment.
So, keep calm because we all know it's a scam.
Thanks for the clarification
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 8:35pm On Mar 27, 2017
DirtyGold:

Dude is probably waiting for you to bite the bullet first before striking grin grin
And as for your number, it doesn't have to be on this particular thread... It might even be from a whatsapp group.
Shine your eyes.
what a coincidence that he knows both of us!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by FixNaija(m): 8:34pm On Mar 27, 2017
tenderlaw:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Boss no be laughing matter be this ooo, clear your guys na

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