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RomanceRe: What's The Worst Thing About Being Your Gender? by fizzybaba(m): 11:56am On Aug 12, 2011
dammydex, u made my morning!

WHAT I LOVE ABOUT BEING A MAN:

1) I DONT HAVE TO DO CHANGE OF NAME REGARDLESS OF NUMBER OF MARRIAGE/DIVORCE
2) I DONT HAVE TO GET PREGNANT.
3) NO P.M.S (STILL NOT SURE WHAT PMS MEAN huh)
4) I AM THE HEAD OF MY HOUSE, NOT SHARING THE GLORY grin
5) I CAN PROPOSE TO A LADY. I DONT HAVE TO WAIT TO BE ASKED OUT. (many girls are agonising as i type grin)


WHAT I HATE ABOUT BEING A MAN:

1) I AM EXPECTED TO BE A FINANCIAL SUPERMAN- PAY FOR EVERYTHING
2) OUR LADIES BARELY LEAVE ANYTHING TO IMAGINATION. IT CONSTANTLY PUTS MY SLEF RESTRAIN CAPACITY TO TEST
3) THAT I HAVE TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE ALL THE TIME.
4) IF ARMED ROBBER VISIT THE HOUSE(GOD FORBID) I HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT
5) A LADY OFFENDS YOU AND YOU ARE EXPECTED TO OVERLOOK IT PRONTO. 'OKUNRIN NI E NOW' SO DAMN ANNOYING

50/50

OVERALL VERDICT: I DONT MIND IF I CAN SWAP BETWEEN MALE AND FEMALE MODE BASED ON CIRCUMSTANCES grin
AutosRe: Mitsubushi Montero Sports For Sale by fizzybaba(m): 6:09pm On Aug 11, 2011
the toks dosent cost more than 1.4m

wondering how this goes for 1.2m
IslamRe: Gist Us On How Ur Ramadan Went Today? by fizzybaba(m): 5:48pm On Aug 04, 2011
Fasting is going well

I have a challenge of visiting the gents almost after every sahur

It is good when you are busy. you dont feel a thing

May Allah grant us the reward of our effort and strengthen us
BusinessRe: Questions On Non-Interest Banking For Mallam Sanusi by fizzybaba(m): 12:41pm On Aug 01, 2011
how can someone equate profit with interest

The use of fund is not free and it comes at a cost. While you will be right to say there is no free money, it is bereft of logical reasoning to say interest and profit mean the same.

INTEREST:

Interest is a charge on  loan. it applies at a fixed percentage on the principal sum and it is payable regardless of profitability. wether you make profit or not, you are obliged to redeem the principal sum plus the accrued interest.

Usually, a loan is  collaterised. The implication is that once a borrower fails to pay, the lender will make recourse to the borrower security(asset)

PROFIT SHARING:
How do i explain this simple, self explaining, unambigous terminology?

An entrepreneur comes to an islamic bank with a good proposal which they peruse.

If they find it worthy, the project is financed

If the business makes a profit, the amount is shared based on an agreed ratio and vice versa

se ko yato?
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports by fizzybaba(m): 3:07pm On Jul 27, 2011
2HKYF185X4H534347

Please help with the above V.I.N

Thanx
EducationRe: Covenant University: Accounting Student Graduates With 4.99 GPA by fizzybaba(m): 2:51pm On Jul 27, 2011
P.U.G.P-(X%*P.U.G.P)
                                                    _____________________
 
                                                            1.1


Where: P.U.G.P means private universities grade point



X% refers to the the discounting percentage based on the quality of the school. In the case of CU, 5% is applicable

The above formulae produce 4.31 in a federal university. Good result. Strong 2.1
EducationRe: Covenant University: Accounting Student Graduates With 4.99 GPA by fizzybaba(m): 12:39pm On Jul 27, 2011
It has made for an interesting thread reading through the preceeding comments

They are insightful, powerful, 'comic-ful' and in some cases persuasive

I personally would not reach any conclusion until i know the number of resident professors and P.hd holders CU has

I would also like to know if the lecturers aint persuaded by the governing council not to be harsh when marking children of God's scripts

I have however taking the liberty to develop a converter that would provide the real value of private universities graduate G.P's.

                                                        P.U.G.P-(X%*P.U.G.P)
                                                     _____________________
 
                                                             1.1


Where: P.G.P means private universities grade point



X% refers to the the discounting percentage based on the quality of the school. In the case of CU, 5% is applicable




1.1 is the denominating factor for all private universities that brings them to the level of federal universities.
1
1.1 percent deflator is justifiable because of possible marketting strategies,

I am yet to reach any conclusion. Until found culpable, this formula shall not be applied.
IslamRe: Ramadan Is Almost Here; What Are Your Plans For It? by fizzybaba(m): 1:38pm On Jul 25, 2011
to finish the quran at least twice(English and Arabic)

to increase in good deeds, esp charity, been stingy of late

to drop at least one bad habit

to 'culturise' one good deed

overall advancement in spirituality

to ask Allah for provisions, sustainance in this life among other things

to ask for Al-jannah
Car TalkRe: How Important Is Mileage For Nigerian-used Cars: Dealers Please Advise by fizzybaba(m): 10:04am On Jul 11, 2011
nice thread
AutosRe: ***honda-land***. Honda Pilot 04 With Nav, Honda Accord 07, Honda Crv06 & More by fizzybaba(m): 1:45pm On Jul 09, 2011
These prices are exhorbitant
BusinessRe: Want To Quit My Day Job, What Biz To Do by fizzybaba(m): 4:40pm On Jul 08, 2011
Seun:
You can just get a better job, can't you?
Seun, one would expect you to be a proponent of entreprenuership
AutosRe: Odometer Scam, Where Did It Occur? by fizzybaba(op): 10:28am On Jun 30, 2011
thnx all

Enlightening responses


kuntash, u can blame calculux. the end user is a third party
IslamRe: Nairalanders Iftaar - Season 7 by fizzybaba(m): 5:12pm On Jun 28, 2011
On Point!
AutosOdometer Scam, Where Did It Occur? by fizzybaba(op): 5:05pm On Jun 28, 2011
Hi all

I will keep this as concise as possible.

We took delievery of a 2000 honda accord car in the month of May.This car is super clean inside and out. The paint shines so brighlty while the leather seat are as immaculate as anything. And whats more? a low mileage at 59,000 to match

This state of super clean led to doubts in some quarters about the genuity of the vehicle. I decided to do a check here on autos section immediately.
I just got a report (on page 25 of free vin check thread. top most reply by inspired) showing the last odometer reading was 119,177!

Should i say am surprised? not actually. I am disappointed however. The odometer has been obviously tampered with. We source our cars from a woman we trust so very much.Am curious though, could she have ordered for the roll back and why? we didnt give an odometer specification.

The odometer roll back was also not reported. does that imply it was done in Nigeria?

Please keep the comments flowing in
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports by fizzybaba(m): 8:48am On Jun 24, 2011
JHMCG6686YC033179



oga inspired, please help me with the above VIN, its been about a month now and got no response from you
PoliticsRe: Bankole, The Sin Bearer - Sam Omatseye by fizzybaba(m): 3:57pm On Jun 15, 2011
In life, there are varying standards. Reading through sam's article, i felt ecstatic. Such ecstasy stems from my appreciation of a beautiful write up. I barely saw any error. Aribisala has come to point out mistakes and personally feels sam does not deserve the accolades he is been inundated with.

Regradless of aribisala's sentiment, he has shown that there were errors. I think he is making a point in this regard.
Autos2000 Model Baby Boy With 59000 Km Reading by fizzybaba(op): 3:50pm On May 24, 2011
someone just bought a black baby boy, 2000 model (full option) and it looks quite immaculate.

clean on the inside and the outside.

My first impression was, this car has been repainted. Then i looked at the leather seat and it didnt look lke they were replaced. they had marks on some part but it was also looking clean. not torn and not brand new

then the low mileage at 59000. most of my friends think it must have been rolled back. how do i confirm?
here is the VIN: JHMCG6686YC033179

Inspired, siena et al, you have the floor. Thnx all
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports by fizzybaba(m): 1:59pm On May 24, 2011
fizzybaba:
JHMCG6686YC033179

Please help with the above VIN.
oga inspired, i am waiting o!

God bless you
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports by fizzybaba(m): 9:52am On May 23, 2011
JHMCG6686YC033179

Please help with the above VIN.
Forum GamesRe: What's Bothering You Right Now? by fizzybaba(m): 12:42pm On May 19, 2011
.some section of our neighbourhood have power supply and there is none in my apartment

. i have written three semester examination and yet to see any single result.

.i havent done anything on my project

.i need money to move in to my own apartment ASAP

.when will i ever get married

.If i die now, will Allah be pleased with me


ITS A CRAZY WORLD. as soon as one problem is solved, am sure another one emerges
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Poetry Contest by fizzybaba(m): 12:45pm On May 17, 2011
I dont do poems. its however hard to resist sharing a line or two

The search seemed endless

Relentlessness was key

Now, the ecstasie within is boundless

The smile that invades my face is ruthless

your beauty keeps me speechless,

I can only hope that our love is timeless.

To ask for more is pointless.

The search has ended.

The world just got better

Life is more beautiful
PropertiesRe: Miniflat @ Ojodu 200k p.a by fizzybaba(m): 4:53pm On May 16, 2011
oga still letting, please respond to the questions
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports by fizzybaba(m): 8:28am On May 16, 2011
Thank you all guys


Please i urgently need a report on this VIN: JHMCG668YC033179
RomanceRe: Boyfriend Must Buy Girlfriend A Smartphone Or He Doesn't Love Her? by fizzybaba(m): 5:17pm On May 13, 2011
pro01:
And yet they'll have the temerity to tell you that 'men and women are equal'. In other words, they'll question you for cheating, and tell you that they also have the equal right to do so. They'll also say that submissiveness is outdated in this age of gender equality. Yet I've NEVER seen a boyfriend/husband question a girflfriend/wife's love for him because she is incapable or unwilling to buy him one thing or the other, or give him so so amount of money. Isn't something wrong somewhere?

And like Kokoye said, this has nothing to do with how poor the girl is. Even rich girls and working class girls in Nigeria prefer to keep their own money to themselves and have the men in their lives spend on them and fund their 'high-maintenance' bullshyt. And yet they dare talk equality?

White women, yes. To a large extent they have evolved beyond such primitive dependence on men. . .and are therefore entitled to equality in their relationships. But seriously, when I'm dating/forking or married to any of these typical Nigerian babes, I expect nothing less than total subservience. When I say jump, she should only ask: how high? As long as you've turned me into a pay-master, then I should dictate the tune and have you comply without hesitation. So after buying you that Blackberry Torch, I should order you to use your lipsticked lips to pick hair-strands clean from my balls. . .and swallow every bit; and then open that filthy mouth of yours for me to poo inside. Biaatch.







Dude, u almost got me sacked for laughing unculturedly in the office
FamilyRe: I Want To Divorce My Husband. Can I Get Married Again? by fizzybaba(m): 4:44pm On Mar 25, 2011
are we in 2012?
Properties3 Bedroom Flat by fizzybaba(op): 1:56pm On Feb 24, 2011
THREE BEDROOM ALL ENSUITE AVAILABLE TO LET AT IBAFO

N180,000 PER ANNUM

CALL 08037183751,08079650214
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Wannabe Musician Dies From Flat Ass Syndrome After Butt Implant Surgery by fizzybaba(m): 9:03am On Feb 11, 2011
buh she is not a celebrity yet, if she turned celebrity, what would she do to her borry?
Winnergal:
There's already fake toto-virginity. . .
LWKMD
AutosRe: Nissan Sunny 2 Door For Sale 300k by fizzybaba(m): 3:55pm On Feb 08, 2011
kademilola:
DECOTECH am sure you are a very rude person , and sorry the car has been sold
HI, kademilola

you got decotech wrong. it is a general and sane expectation that pictures should be posted. at the very least, a vivid description to stimulate buyer's apetite. you seriously dont expect anyone to come down to lekki just like that

am i rude?
PropertiesRe: Bungalow by fizzybaba(m): 2:32pm On Feb 08, 2011
@cinzo: u have provided the price. however i do not know the quantity of materials i would require. i need to make a financial budget of the cost for FOUNDATION works alone.

thnx
PropertiesRe: Bungalow by fizzybaba(m): 11:00am On Feb 08, 2011
location is ibafo, along lagos ibadan express way

land is in good condition


awaiting your response
PropertiesRe: Bungalow by fizzybaba(m): 9:50am On Feb 08, 2011
cost of foundation for a three bedroom bungalow please!

a break down of the cost would be appreciated!


many thanks
PropertiesRe: 3 Bedroom Bungalow by fizzybaba(op): 10:34am On Feb 04, 2011
qs and experience builders in the househuhhuh??

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