₦airaland Forum

a clever way to seek attention. right now, it is so disgusting!

lemme guess his next response[b],  'i had an accident due to reckless driving by another driver. why do we always keep complainning about Nigeria as  though there is perfection in other climes.often times we complain about reckless driving thinking it happens only in Nigeria but no country is immune from one social misdeameanour or the other.

am presently recupertaing in st elizabeths hospital on glascow road. i have only managed to type a few lines in flagrance disobedience to my doctors instruction to switch off my phone. i gotta go before he comes in. i will back when it is more conducive to continue my story.'[/b]

similar to these !

Sorry everyone my home network is not reliable any more since some area boys around Bexleyheath went to tamper with out transformer a couple of months ago. I have to confess we were without electricity power for four days . It was a nightmare EDF was taken by surprise they could not just figure how to get us back to the grid. The banks were shut , Natwest, Barclays, Nationwide they could not offer service to their customers around my area. The great ASDA supermarket was closed down, and if you live around my area you know what ASDA means to pensioners who survives on their limited pension fund. But I have to say thanks to Morrisons in Erith , through the four days they were never closed for a minute they ensured access to my fruits were not interrupted. What now beats my head is that if it takes some of the best engineers in the world four days to restore back power to us and without any of the officials diverting some of the money away, then we have to think about the situation in Nigeria very carefully. Do we really have the technical know how to ensure uninterrupted power supply or is it just about throwing billions of dollars on the project.
Please once again do not get me wrong this is the only power interruption I have ever experienced in this country, I am sure it might not happen again in my life time if the “boyz n d hood” around Bexley can be kept in line.

Now let me get back to my story , let me write more before my home network shuts down.

the super story cum brief case and body part got me laffing recklessly in the office.

is it not suspect that virtually all the guys seem to think ladies should take their time before getting married

has it got anything to do with the financial marital responsibilites we always run from? just curious.ready for knocks.

na2day?:
he is the son of God which makes him co-equal with God the father, u got a lot to learn, when u are ready i will give free education only when u are ready

oh, he is both the son and the father at the same time? still dont get it. thnx

These got me laffing:

One of them get a story, the rest carbon-copy it, give it different headlines and charge sell it to the public

if you want juicy headlines, go & buy all these 100naira otokoto, ritual killing, son beheads dad, girl turns to snake, bird turns to woman, obama is the anti-christ! Newspapers.
Or stayed tuned to NKAN BE, 2pm every sunday @ galaxy TV.
Or better yet, get a job!

They remain good for wrapping "akara" and "moi moi".
COMPASS which I'll even reject a complimentary copy is Gbenga's Daniel's propaganda handbill.

and finally,

The salaries of most Nigerian journalists is nothing to wrote home about

thanx for the free joke

yes because those guys are actually not under 17 but under 23.

so they should go right ahead and form part of our senior national team

NAIJA

WE REVEL SO MUCH IN BATTERING OUR ALREADY BATTERED IMAGE

WAS IT NOT SO OBVIOUS THAT THE LIGHT WENT OFF TO GIVE DUE EFFECT TO THE FIRE WORKS?

I TIRE

na2day?:
well, u need Jesus, just like Abuzola needs Jesus too and just in case u don't know who Jesus Christ is, He is the Son of the Living God, the Almight God who made heaven and earth, he will set u free

Son? oooooooooooooooooooooooh, u guys are confusing me oh!

used to think he is God.ok SON nw but please dont change it to God again o

Abuzola:
Wa 4kasibe tò ba shora

part of da'wah


i am only a plain wanner

are you sure you are entitled to that Appellation Allah used for the prophet?

both genders have issues

MALE: sometimes we dont want to give them a chance to show if they are potential arrogant wives or not.we just want to prove to them we got the balls and it can be heart wrecking when the lady is not!

FEMALE:it is so true that often times, the lady cant manage her success.it gets into her head just like it can potentiallly gets into anybodys' head(gender regardless)

overall, lets give people a chance to show who they are.avoid hasty generalisation as factual as it may seem

ONE LOVE

there is a very recent miracle that just occured in far away russia

this is not about a 'lame' man who could walk after pastor oyakhilome's magical touch.

it is about the existence of the Majesty, the supreme being, Allah the lord of the worlds

just google 'russia miracle baby' and u will be glad u did

focused123:
@Abuzola :

It is Muhammed, you, Boko Haram Members, Al-Qaeda members worldwide and other muslims that will go to hell fire unless they repent. Look at the terror they are causing on a global scale. Take a look at Nigeria, Why would any Muhammedan kill anyone because of a cartoon of Muhammed in Denmark ? These alone go a long way to say that Muhammedan Islam is an evil cult, and all Muhammedan are mad.

Olorun shanu

Walai Talai, you will be defeated.

i wish there was anything like muhammedan but there isnt, dude!
i am very sure your pastor did not teach you to to curse.maybe he did, but i prefer to pretend that u werent taught so

@ elder olabowale and abuzola

at this point of your arguement, caution is of critical essence.

going through your responses to aloy-emeka, there is an attempt(most likely, not intended) to potray jesus in a manner untowards.

do not forget he, jesus(isa), was a prophet and our faith is not complete till we believe in all the prophets of Allah

efforts can be made to potray the inconsistencies,fallacies,fallibility,loopholes,human-authoredness ,inherent in the bible

mistibushi montero sports 97
nissan quest 997/98

how much is their toks and fairly used value?

are they reliable?

focused345 has been brainwashed with some materials cooked up by people who should have asked questions rather make a sorry attempt at mocking

alimat 2:
@Poster, Hope u hav nt done it with the 7 of them?, how did u manage to keep the seven with out any suspicion on their part?? U mean there hav been no point in time where 3 or 4 of them collide in your place? I just they 1da how u manage kip the 7 guys.
Did u hav feelings for any of them at all?.

Moreover u said u need a born against guy are u also born against?

she didnt quite say she is dating them all. more like she has seven options

@ poster; i can only wish ur post has no clandestine linings.if it doesnt, u have done well to provoke our thoughts and perhaps for once, give us the impetus to challenge the status quo.it will no longer be a case of everyone is doing it, i gotta do it.

@mr presdnt; i hope u dont have presidential ambitions cuz i cant stand a pervert,perverting and perverted president.

@mukina: did u get the thrust of the post? are we on the same page on the subject matter? just to be sure

@tpia: there is notin cultural here.use of hijab is about islamic civilization.people can however be found wanting in their quest to express themselves

@ Abuzola

i wish i could communicate this to you personally but it appears i have to say it here

the topic you raised is true in its absolute sense.
but for the sake of dawah, i find it inappropriate.u may have been compelled to say what u said by the truances , tantrums and mischief of the nezans,noetic,davidylan over time but clearly announcing their final destination in the manner you did is not the best.so i feel

we shouldnt exhaust the intellectual avenue of dawah.it can be difficult, but its the only way

wallahu A'lam

their eyes, hears and heart have been sealed

they will continue their mischief till they meet their lord regardless of what you say

sometimes its just the best to ignore them as we sometimes ignore taxation (in the accounting parlance when dealing with some corporate finance issues)

5 days?

i berra hurry up!

Like abuzola has said the ball is in your court! i just wanna tell you that there are muslim ladies dat will love u for Allahs sake and not 4 love sake cos if she accept islam 4 love sake i pray she last in islam(amin).

NB. Its only God that knows better who are just trying as human.

aunty alima2, jazaks
pray for your brother

@ ABUZOLA, jazakumulah for ur quasi detailed responses

i particularly like your response to nezan

u need too see her interest for the deen grow everyday.given her islamic literatures which she has digested with voracious apetite.ready to use scarf. i am however laid back because i dont know if its for me or Allah. that is the point where i am nw.

@abuzola and abulbannat: make una leave alimat2 alone and her innocent response to my thread. she spoke her mind for the sisters and notin more

@ ALIMAT. thnx for dropping by.

POINT ONE: i think its crucial that we do not consider the opinion/impression of the unbelievers in what we do. we are a people who live by the Quran and the sunnah

POINT TWO: going through the seerah, one is abundantly informed of people who were non muslims and they contributed better than peole who had been muslims all their life.its an error of hasty generalisation to say her islam will be weak after reverting(not converting)

POINT THREE: indeed there a lots of hijab sisters out there.i can only marry her if she becomes a muslim. so when i do, i have married one of the many muslim sisters we are blessed with

POINT FOUR: all said and done, it is note worthy that i am not keen on accepting her proposal.i have made it abundantly clear to her that religion is a factor for me and we can only be friends. i however feel i should hear from my brothers/sisters in the house.

@NEZAN: i will be marrying a muslim lady by the time she rationalises both faith and realise that no ideology is natural,sweeter and rational than Al-islam.that is if i decide to marry her anyway

@ Abuzola; u are a man of words.i was hoping i would get a detailed reaction to my post. i need to make a decision fast

@abulbanat; jazakumulah khairan. u have spoken well. was your wife a xtian when you met her?
when islam says chaste, is it in the literal meaning of the word chaste as it applies to a woman?

still expecting responses from sir olabowale, brother jarus and a detailed one from the most controversial

THERE IS SO MUCH TO LEARN IF ONLY THE NEZANS,NOETICS,TPIAH,DAVIDYLAN AND OTHER SHAYATEENS WILL BE HUMBLE OR OBJECTIVE.WHICHEVER SUITS THEM

salam alaikum

i have a lil challenge.
well, this is my story.
just like jarus and every other wanna be married bro here , i am hopeful of getting married next year insha Allah
however still searching(not desperately) for the right woman.

then came the shocker!
a proposal from a non muslim who has persistently, in the face of my rejection, expressed her interest, nay, her love.

i know a muslim man is allowed to marry a chaste woman from the people of the book but i have profound fears just like any muslim would have under the circumstance.

would you believe she said that one of the things that got her attracted to me (among others) is my devotion to islam. hear her 'i like to see people devoted to whichever faith they belong to.if you are a xtian, be devoted and if u are a muslim, be devoted'

her reversion to islam is not my priority cuz it may not be for the sake of Allah, yet she is showing prospects (my impression)

she says religion is not a factor when it comes to marriage in her family.i have been able to confirm this from independent sources.but it is a factor for me.

muhsin:
Can anybody make any meaning out of this reply?

me, i can not

the dude made a sorry attempt @ comedy.

another aspiring soyinka

wal asri!

brother jarus!!!

tell me that which messi can do and ronny cant

there are a lot ronny can do which messi cant do. y'all know what i mean

i think its only better to avoid futher comparison.

people are setlling scores on matter of choices.no objectivity in their assessment.haba! arsenal,chelsea and liverpool fans who envy MAN U will comfortably pick messi over ronaldo.

i wonder if they think ronny bribed his way to clinch the most coveted football award