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DeleTheD:
You are just as useless as the jagbajanti english that you write here always. Duping a rider and still praising your useless self for that.

Vawulence

Wait for 3 pages epistle.

BAZ001:
I can’t believe my eyes ?
Just now we were all shouting
Endsars
End police brutality
But ehailing drivers says police is ur friend.
E be like say winter don dey affect our thought pattern or Lastma don too show us pepper in Lagos.

Na true we dey talk na. Good policemen dey

Felicity001:
No ooo... Police are nice people ooh but if you don't understand them you won't know.

The morning the deputy commissional of police came himself in his night dress (nicker and armless top) to release me right inside a heavy downpour na that day I believe say we still have a lot of good police officer.

Police no get wahala o just try understand them.

To stand inside that hot Sun no easy ooh.

I dey tell you bro

Barbiturate:
Baba, it's when you get into trouble and they help you, that's when you will know police is your friend.

Some years back when I drove someone's car on bolt, I picked this lady from phase 2 Lekki, she was going to "bourdilon"
I paid 300 at Lekki Ikoyi link bridge and when I got to the round about, the car stopped. Noticed it was fuel, cos the gauge was faulty. I begged the woman to chill for me to buy fuel, she refused and told me to end trip. I ended it and it came to 1200 or so. She said she will never give me 1200 cos I didn't get to her destination. She brought out 500 naira and I told her to go with it. The police guys at the round about came and asked me what happened. I told them and they told her to give me 1k. She refused. They said they would take us both to the station and they will make it a case. She eventually dropped 1k and they told me to take it.

When I took bike to buy fuel, I didn't have any gallon. I met a guy at the filling station that gave me a 20/25 litre keg. After buying the fuel, he followed me on bike to collect his keg. After putting the fuel in the tank, I gave him 800( the change with me) this guy refused and said his money is 2k. We argued and the police guys at the roundabout came again. When they heard what happened, they told the guy that if he doesn't collect that 800 Sharp sharp, they would collect it and I will leave here free and nothing would happen. The guy collected the money angrily and left.

I went to them later and thanked them. Told them I don't have cash on me again. They said I should not worry, that I should go n fix my fuel gauge

Aswear I just laugh when I see people generalise that all police are bad people. Haba na they can't be all bad.


There was this early morning I dropped a friend inside villa, while coming out before that bridge that will take you to central area, I was being indecisive whether to follow up or down due to my carelessnes while I was contemplating, i didn't know that I was close to the ramp that will take me up the bridge then i change my decision and made a sudden turn to follow down. Before I know it my tire collided with the edge of the ramp and busted


The policemen guarding the villa territory were watching all what's happening, so I came out of the car open my boot and wanted to change the tire while my car was blocking the main road down the bridge (where the president usually follows if he wants to go to Airport) unfortunately for me that same moment Buhari was planning to travel out and the security was kind of tight.

When the police men and the guard brigade noticed that I spent almost 15 minutes with no progress three of them came towards me and saw how I was busy struggling with the the tire, ( the bolt was kind of very strong and I couldn't lose it)

Luckily for me all of them were northerners, they ask me what's taking me so long Mr President might come out any moment from now (with a sympathy tone) shamelessly I told them I was finding it hard to change tire we were speaking in Hausa) They laughed at me saying "all this Ajebos we don't know how to do anything na just to chop and sleep for house"

Wallhi that's how one of them jerk up the car, loose the tire and change it open my booth and put the damaged tire, his hands were completely greasy with dirt.


I was really impressed and my narrative change about policemen, I don't know maybe because they were elite police or something but whether elite or not right from that day I developed special feelings and respect for policemen.

Las las I open my pigeon box and gave him four 500 mints. He was very happy and appreciative

Balkan:
old pictures

Ok

I have someone that was there life and direct

What type of stewpid English is that.

"I don't need no filter"


Trying hard to speak like illiterate black Americans

Last year March 10 of us started a contribution of 100k every month to finish December, the 10 people comprises people from my office here in Abuja while others are outsiders. 2 of 10 of us have double slots (like paying 200k every month).

As I'm typing this, the person that supposed to have his share by December is yet to get paid, because 2 people have defaulted.

Though he is less worried because he is a big man, and he has already taken one of his slots since July.


What I'm trying to say is contribution is sweet but it can be risky at times

BAZ001:
I agree with you, all jobs have ups and downs.
I’ve never ruled out ehailing. As long as you have your own car it’s a good source of income but it’s not supposed to be a full time job.
I respect guys like you, Felicity001, pearl1910 and many others that have been driving for more than 3yrs consistently, and also guys that started from rentals/Hp to car owners I can’t imagine how they did it?
Ehailing is not for me, I’m just struggling to do it cos anytime I compare the effort and strength you put into it compared to the money it’s way too much. I use to say driving is my hubby but not with ehailing.
2Million target for the whole of the year ?
You dey here when dem give us 1M monthly you no talk Na small e remain I for injure myself driving night and day pursuing 1M
Chaiii


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I think 2m for the whole year is more reasonable and realistic. You will also have time for other businesses.

I can bet my last penny no one on this thread has achieved that ridiculous and unrealistic 1m monthly target. Some can do half of it but their body and car will definitely break down at the end of the month.

perdollar:
Islam has destroyed the land of the Pharaohs. Oh beautiful Cleopatra ur descendants now wear hijab n r sex slaves to monkey looking mullahs

Cleopatra is a maccedenian Greek woman sister to Alexandria the great


The Arabs in Egypt are not real owners of Egypt, they dominated Egypt during the Uthman era when he conquered almost half of the world.

Nilotic are the real indigenous people of Egypt, very tall and dark.


The white people whitewash the history to make us believe that ancient Egyptians were white

Icandream:
What's classy about Destiny Etiko and Daniella Okeke? Is it the fact that they don't poo? Is it that their pussy hole is made of gold? Or does it mean that Reno that was born with a silver spoon and brought up in the US has never come across any girl that can be qualified as being classy?

This is Reno speaking.

Exactly how he will react I bet my last penny, it is you Reno!!

Wahala

Men don suffer

What baffles me with this so called Vikings is how can black ass men be claiming Vikings from Norway

A thread for olosho to compensate themselves because the OP said the man married his wife a virgin

Gentlelife50:
Even Uche go shock for the type of trips I dey do these days.

Is this an interstate movement?

Satanically so you too they have spoiled you, you have started opening useless thread

I always like and respect all your thread but this one you don fold my hand

PrinceOfLagos:
Hisbah should be declared a terrorist organization immediately

As per the President of Federal Republic of Nigeria. You should declare them na

PaChukwudi44:
How does this man even do it?

He knows his onions, he is a baddass when it comes to politricks

OnyeObodo:
Before very useless human beings will come and tribalise this thread, just know that we all are against this criminal and he should be prosecuted and judged accordingly.

Before you say any tribal crap, ask yourself if Igbo people were not drinking this nonsense produced by this animal of a human being too?

Crime knows no tribe.

Still, we must say the truth!!!


Your people love money so much, they can do the unthinkable for money sake

Emmypure:
Which practical aspect, something a lame man can do, u went I and waste 5 years studying it.

You sure say you go school at all?

Hahahahahahaahahaha


So after she denied that the pregnancy is not yours, she went back to her Alpha boyfriend, and whenever her Alpha boyfriend boyfriend her his redpill she will come back to you and appease you with sex, then reassure you that she will give you the pregnancy..... Your mumu no too much?



She already knew your mumu button, you even carry mouth saying that you go name the child Oche,

Baba Oche you are mumu man ooo

Malaton sex indeed.





I can't belive i read all this long sh!t

ednut1:
wrong the black gene has dominance over other genes

The white phenotype trait is more obvious than the black phenotype

ihatebuhari:
if a black man or woman marries white the children can never be black

The problem most of you have In this forum is lack of travel/tours, y’all have never cross the African continent

Spits***

See how you are spewing trash with your full chest. Abi na only you dey travel for here?


Yes, we all know that the white race has a dominant gene over the black race.

But we all know that in a union of black and white parents the offspring will definitely be a mulato, which combines 50-75% to white phenotype and 25-50% black phenotype

OmoOshodi:
Let me help some drivers wey Dey Drive for night here.....

Buy 1 plantain( that one wey dem dey use to fry dodo)..ripe one

Slice it small while unpeeled

Count 21 alligator pepper seeds and
Stuck it inside it and boil it.

After peel it and eat everything.

It works for cutlass,knife and axe....

At least you can still run for your life...na December we dey avoid night driving if you can. Blood suckers everywhere

If you are thief , cultist or trouble maker and use this it will not work for you in Jesus name

Wahala


Nothing we no go see ;Dfor this thread!!

And some shallow-minded scientist thinks that human beings came into existence because of evolution??


With all this evidence now I believe more that there is a supernatural being behind all this architectural layout.......

Now that he is not a Muslim, flat!nos on nairaland won't say it was an act of terrorism they will rather blame it on pscho issue

GAZZUZZ:
Yes it can get bad.

Thank you sir I will replace it.

GAZZUZZ:
Cannot be solved remotely

Dear Gazzuz pls can the dashboard speedometer get bad? Sometimes Mine has been flickering on and off when in motion but it will be steady when the car is not moving.

I went to 2 rewires they check my alternator and they said the alternator is good, my battery is good too, to prove to me they change like 3 different batteries but is still flickering when moving. They check all the fuses and they are okay.

They said I need to replace the speedometer which is 20k for the South African corrolla type.



I don't know whether you have encountered such a problem before

What a disgusting toilet of all the toilets on the net it is this one that you chose to upload ba