Tankunland:
Nairaland you guys are so kind. You guys are my family, my father and mother God I can't believe this.

Someone called me and just prayed with me, someone called and just send me motivational videos, someone send me10k my God for lockdown. God bless you all. I just was missing her and that's why I wrote this thread but you guys have so supported me and encourage me like that day.

Please if you know you are hungry and 1k would be enough for you please send me your account number and I would send 1k to 2 people right now to eat and send some to [b]my kid [/b]also. God bless you all and goodnight
He didn't even tell me his name. God of heaven. God bless you NIGERIANS

Stop calling him your kid for heaven sake until you did the parternity test

Ishilove:
Shola, you had two hands and legs but you put all your bukata on a young, struggling man. Your ojukokoro led to your untimely death at the age of 20.

All these young ladies of nowadays ehn

Lol so you understand hausa?

ghettokid1:

U mean the Audio giant of Africa?

This pic is Abuja, Lagos and Kaduna.

Not everywhere is a ghetto in Nigeria #Ghettokid

Nigerians are saner than I thought.

Mysticwebb:
Buhari from the land of the dead, sees in spirit. The man just signs everything brought to his table without reading through to make corrections. He is as lazy as those writing speeches for him. Only good in sleeping all day, bed wetting as he likes haven lost control of all his muscles and brain.

If Buhari is from the land of the dead, are his media aides also from the land of the dead? Because Buhari will not just wake up and sent a congratulatory message just like that.

I know they will go to the suburb to start the Audio sharing

RussianKGB:

You're wrong. I schooled in the north. This is nothing but experience.

I also schooled in the north what I had was the first-hand experience.


I am not talking based on hearsay. The ratio of northern virgin girls to their southern counterpart is 7:2

RussianKGB:

It's easier to find a diamond in the rough, than to find an 18yr old virgin in the north. Even with the hijabs and long veils there's no hindrance to their promiscuity. They're known for having deep boreholes in-between their legs too

SMH Ignorance is bliss.


Obviously you have never been to the north before.

TheChameleon:


This is a myth. They are just more hypocritical.

ALL the babes claim they are virgins to guys who seek marriage.

A 22 year old babe spent 2 months of a semester coming from my house while "My heartbeat" called her daily.

NB - I wasn't lecturing her

Lesson - everyone from Mecca to Las Vegas to Jerusalem likes sex.

The guy you quoted is right tho, he didn't say all are virgins he said: "there are more virgins in the north" he is absolutely right.

Amotolongbo:
Every other country is fumigating their country.

Since we are locked in, can Nigerian Government fumigate this country, even if it is going to be otapiapia

ABUJA have been Fummigated weeks ago

Is not the worst ever in Ireland

I think have been faced with a plague before, which led them to depend on potato (Irish). For survival.

SpecialAdviser:

I pray this outbreak make Europe return back to their Christian root. They have become increasingly atheist leaving their Christian root.

They sing sweet songs in the stadium but do not compose any for God. They have also closed down their worship centres and sold them to clubs.
Look at how they promote homo sexual-ism and lesbianism. Their latest stupidity involves the production of sex dols.

A whole Europe, known for their catholic faith, hardly do they fast or even recognise Lenten season these days.

Time to return to God is now.

Your God like songs huh

Is he also singer?

PapaBaby:
*Modified*
Its a pre recorded video, he wants lockdown in Lagos and Abuja....guess what: there's already a lockdown in Lagos and Abuja.

This video recording is at least 1 week old.

Which Abuja are you talking about? No any lockdown in Abuja

I don't know of lagos

Bobbyfreshhh:


See them coming out now....a certain imam of peace decimated you and your folks ,including president kovik1-9 birus ..Y'ALL were running helter scatter


,if you want to defend failure do so without crying

I was on his tweeter thread confidently defending Our president and the country at large.

I am a patriot, not a loose cannon that would come back and attack his fatherland.

IPOB and wailers must find a way to complain,

Buhari kept silent they start using hashtags #whereisBuhari. Yesterday Buhari came out in a video some of them said it was an old video that he should address the nation through broadcast. Today Buhari decided to address the nation now they are saying that where is the light to see the broadcast, that finally, he has learned how to pronounce Covid 19, that there is no need for the broadcast bla bla bla. (as if they live in some kind of cave or something)

They silently/openly wished this man death but he kept on disappointing them, they forget that only God can take and giveth life. Nnamdi Kanu wished him death but it backfired on Nnamdi Kanu he lost his parents that same year.


Life of a wailer/IPOB really sucks!!!

Some Nigerians can beg for Africa.

Highest the OP can send you is 10k to 20k that's if he would truly send you the money, once you start begging you cannot stop it neither can you resist the temptation when you see free monies are about to be shared. What's the difference between you and those Almajiri beggars on the street? Just tell me one difference aside from your modus operandi.

Don't you have self-respect?

Anonime1105:


Great Compilation,
Sorry for quoting everything,
It was for reference sake!

Next time just say "Thank you OP for the Great compilation"

We would know you are referring to him

Okay?

Jay5mie:


What do you mean by failed woefully


Ask your brother if he went to school.

P.S- I'm sure he is from the north...

You lack that whitish substance they called "Brain"


Check the OP's moniker and edit your comment.

Those chinkus do US strong thing.



Damn China caught the world off-guard but surely they will pay for their sins very soon.

milliman:
Ur mindset bleeped you up by giving up you wont get passengers. What lockdown? People are still moving from one place to another and a bolt driver is always needed so you placed yourself unwanted because you want to cheat your boss by delivering nothing and keep working. You wanted to play smart and got served pig intestines

Which moving? I am also in Abuja i have been indoors since last week i did not set my foot outside. Many people i know are also at home.

Fariq:



Scammers

.

The guy wants to shoot his shot but he ends up shooting his leg.

TB Joshua abeg do something is 27th March already.

obowo69:
The correct title: President Weah appoints a Liberian of Igbo Decent as new NEC Boss

Notice how Igbos excel in the political sphere all over the world in multiple countries yet Nigerians keep telling us Igbos are not good in politics.

The number of Igbos in elected positions, appointed national ministries and in some cases military generals is still far greater than other groups in Nigeria combined.

Outsiders who value merit do not hesitate to elect or appoint Igbos in leadership positions.

What would you say about Amina Mohammad and that other Hausa man that is the president of UN?

Yet they ain't bragging.

Prove us wrong in Nigeria not outside Nigeria.

Blackbelly:
How peeps eat vipers knowing fully well that they are venomous beats my imagination. Could this be as a result of hunger? I doubt!

They are venomous but not poisonous

Understand the difference.

Anyway I don't support eating snakes.

You gonna eat the babies too? Ewwww

The man should have sense please, isn't he old enough to have a spare sense if the current one detriotrated?


F00l

MiztaFabuloz:


Do you know Wike is a lawyer? If you are saying a lawyer is an illiterate then I wonder what someone like you should be called when it's obvious you might not have even graduated from uni

Being a lawyer is not an excuse, he is still a political Hooligan. Only q hooligan would carry a cutlass to threatened someone.


Ikpeazu also has a PhD but yet he behaves like an overfed tout.


If by any chance you have seen the 4 walls of the University (which I doubt) you would understand that there are some lecturers that are not worthy to be called lecturers.

chozzy:
.
OP, Wike was only joking and you know it.

There is no way you can compare him to that
brainless man in Aso Rock

.

Be there fooling yourself that he was joking. He ain't joking nada.


Most of your (Nigerian) Politicians are stark illiterates and agberos.

Guynexttdoor:
See some aboki states making up the list, whr did they get the system and phone from, tot they re against western life...mtwchw

Stop Gulping what Nigeria media feeds you.


Be wise.

post=87684550:
Nigeria will win this war as other nations of the world.


God bless our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari and his AMIABLE Vice President PROF YEMI OSINBAJO as they are doing all they can to curtail this deadly virus all over our nation.

For the swines praying the virus should spread all over our darling nation,
we won't wish them bad, we will only advice them to be very careful what they wish for, so that it won't start from their homes.
Karma issa bad bitch!
(You will see such irritants quoting this comment now....watch out for the miserable losers! )

Once again, God bless Nigeria.

God bless our darling president just know that if you only have one like then I am the one that gave you that like. I will always give you my likes whenever I see your comment because of the love you have for President Muhammadu Buhar and the country at large.

May God be with you wherever you are. You are a patriot.