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Wizaugpet:lol |
donbrowser:I wonder where it went to. |
PharmaGirl:no.!!if u like store the food under pressure.. superheating it before storage. it will still become a festering Haven for those maggots wether u like it or not. how they get into food even seal ones still baffles me.. I can also use some explanation. |
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jmaxjohn:truth.I was silently admiring it too.those guys are good. |
BluntBoy:me I love it.it's like a beautiful distinguishing feature for her. |
Fuckallmods:lol.I wouldn't dare close it.its better to be caught than become a frozen human statue. ![]() |
I was about eight then on holidays in my aunt's.there was no light,the whole place was hot as hell.so I decided to go take cold water free the 'deep' freezer.immediately I opened the freezer,the kind of cool air that welcomed me no be here o. Immediately I started hearing a voice saying "oya enter Na!,aunty will not know". I gave into the temptation and ENTERED. I entered deep freezer and used my hand to support the door over me so it doesn't close finally. suddenly I heard footsteps coming towards the freezer, my heart suddenly became a staccato player. 'yee,I don die today'.I knew the only thing she wanted to do was to grab a bottle of water herself. by some curious twist of fate,she forgot something and didn't come closer to the freezer again. I jumped out like someone being chased by a legion of demons and vows never to be so mischievous,ever again. |
no be today nyansh don dey dey back.e don tey.she just usee that one as excuse to post rubbish.she will still post it even if Croatia did not win. |
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ROAD TO DESTINY (pg 2),continued..... when I reached Paradise,It was mind blowing.with spring time in full swing.flowers bloomed in resplendent colours.I could hear a melodious symphony in the distance and.......suddenly the ground started to shake. *hahan,what is this? abi is there earthquake in heaven again ni?* I heard someone shouting my name 'Daniel!!!!!! Daniel o!!!! my mind skiped a beat.It was my sister Esther! 'Daniel!!' she called out again.then I realised it wasn't the ground shaking,it was me. she'd shaken me vigorously like someone shaking yougurt before drinking.I was startled out of sleep.eyes wide open now.*so it was even a dream!* 'one day you will just sleep on water without knowing' she said 'oya wash up so that we can do some clean up around the house'. 'hahan,u can't even allow someone to even sleep to his fill again. I can do my part of the job later Na.just leave it for me' I blurted.she looked at me and shook her head 'stop being a lazy prick.it's nine o clock already.I'm giving you thirty minutes to join me outside!' with that she strode out. 'o lord' I groaned.Being two years older than me,Esther was very hardworking just like my mum.I may be quite the opposite but I think she takes it too far.nonetheless I still thank God for a sister like that,I might have wound up a certified lazy Nigerian youth without her. I got up to brush my teeth.done. bathing can wait as I strode out to begin my first day in the village. Quick introduction to my family. my name is Daniel.16 years old. I have a sister,Esther,18.already in 200L at covenant university.law student.the lawyer of the family, you can't argue with her and win.it's in her blood.lol. my junior brother Wale is just 14.in ss1.aspires to become a medical doctor and is showing serious signs.academically sound.at that age,he knows the human skeletal nomenclature in staggering details. shatters school academic records like child's play. well,me? I didn't say much about me cos I'm not as sound.at best averagely performing until something changed that. popsy worked in an oil company.he rarely comes home and when he does it looked like a visit-very short,cos he worked in an offshore rig. i I've never really learnt to love him. I don't know the reason why.really,how can I love someone I don't know? who is rarely there for me as a father? and I suspect my siblings feel the same way about him too. mum owns a small catering school on the island of Lagos. her hustling instincts could never be extinguished even with the money our father possessed and his insistence on full housewife-ship. she was virtuous. an epitome of hard work. I quickly rushed through my own share mountainous chores.with mum off to the market,buying foodstuff for the house, I was free to go wherever o liked. my plans began to unravel *first things first,I'm going to ola's place,then we head down to the stream for a good swimming session* chore over.I hurriedly had my bath.soap in ears, I jumped out of the bathroom *no time to waste time* I grinned to myself.'what's chasing you sef?' Esther questioned with a raised brow as I bolted out of the bathroom 'you didn't even wash the latter from your ear'. I giggled. 'I know you want to go see some friends' she continued 'mum said not to go to the stream or any of those thick bushes for whatever hunting spree you think up. be careful' *hmm,she has come again,small mummy.wether the devil likes it or not I am going to that stream today* 'okay' was all I said. as I dressed and swaggered into the warm August air. fate laughing at me for the hilarious calamity waiting to befall me. |
hello guys! I'm coming up with a short story I hope will be entertaining to y'all.its not complete though.I'm gonna update steadily Daily. your positive criticisms are welcome. as it will help me know where to improve and whether or not to continue the story.show some love with you likes and comments. #leggo School was finally out of session,*yay*. The holiday was a welcome reprieve from the enormous stress of school work and from a host of maleficent teachers who'd stop at nothing to dash you at least one stroke of an equally devilish cane daily. *those guys no get joy at all* I mused. *finally I go rest for their hand,even if Na just one month holiday* but even the holiday was not a guarantee of real fun. I would play boring Ps4 with my brother wale from dusk to dawn just to wile away the time.we were never allowed to go outside the compound.'Lagos is dangerous, kidnappers on the prowl,bla bla bla' *kudos o,dear parents.you pipu have sha successfully locked my life up,well played* one week into the holiday,mumsy just announced to us 'hello kids,how'd you like to spend some time in the village?' Lol, it was not even a question at all,it was a dream come true. 'yeeees!!!!!!' we screamed our reply,me and my two siblings *at last we could see some badass fun on the horizon* I was just grinning like a Fulani goat throughout the day.well,generally the mood was excellent after that day hence.the last time I was in the village aged 12 I made a lot of friends,we would do a lot of stuff together, go to the stream,swim,hunt,you name it.The girls too liked me *grins* and they were pretty too.The latter was what constituted most of my joy all through. After the excitement calmed in my siblings I was still so overjoyed,they thought I'd won the lottery. yea,thanks to my carefully planned hidden agenda.now,this to me was a homecoming, aged 16. I was already deep in sleep when our car arrive at our family village house.my sister shook me into consciousness 'wake up,wake up ólóòrùn iya.we are here.you slept the entire journey. we have even finished the suya we bought along the way' she brought out the last piece of suya and started chewing in an exaggerated slow motion to taunt me.ouch..that thing pained me.but I took it as man *not now,not now,mum has some explanations to do* it was already dark when we arrived. the air was crisp and quite.unlike Lagos with its nightly orchestra of annoying generator noise and polluted air.that night's sleep was the best in my life.anticipating tomorrow,I slept fitfully,dreaming of angel micheal guiding me to blissful Paradise. |
we are looking at a potential disaster here.27 months for what? |
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chemistry is a subject that is so simple yet very easy to fail.it requires precise answering skill.that's the reason I wrote waec four times in which I got distinction In it the fifth time. |
hello. I'm a skilled wallpaper installer.I have experience.I really need to work. wouldn't mind if you can employ me.I'm in Lagos. |
majorgr:me too iyam not understanding. |
Bishop4bella:i tell u.that tattoo thing repulses me. |
how much is it? |
BanevsJoker:OMG. savagery at its purest. |
thanks so much. |
kenddys:08120653907 |
Amakababe:hello amaka. I will advise you with my own story. when I was in primary school,I was a smart kid who wanted to study engineering when I grew up.but I hated maths like Superman hates kryptonite. other subjects I was always above average. All this continued until I reached Jss3.we'd just finished our third term exam and it was time to share exam results scripts. they shared all other subjects. I did well above average. I had friends I used to compete with as to who will get d highest score.we'd show ourselves our scores when each received his own script. But it got to d point when maths would be shared.my friends got theirs before me I'd seen their score. lovely scores.mine came,lo and behold what I saw gave me instant headache.I got 15/60.it was a record low.my friends asked to see my script but I lied that they hadn't shared mine.the point is-i was thoroughly ashamed to let anyone see that score. it would totally wreck my reputation among my friends. I went home and cried seriously. but one thing I did was to tell myself that I'd do whatever it took to master maths no matter what.when I got to ss1,O gathered all the maths textbooks we used from jss1 ,2 and three combined with my new Ss1 textbooks. I consumed their contents voraciously. I became obsessed with maths.anything I did was maths. I solved maths first thing in the morning,before I went to bed. every time and everywhere. it got to a point the best student in class had noticed this and came to ask me one day "do you want to kill yourself with maths?". My hard work paid off.I became top three best in maths on my set.woulda even gone for cowbell competition buh wasn't as hot as the top two. So my advice is simple. locate where your problem lies.tackle it like ur life depends on it.you might have to quit some friends and social interactions for the time cos you will need to read constantly. I'm talking long hours like 6 hours straight every single day.it's hard but you can do it.you won't die either. that's the sacrifice you have to make.don't listen to anybody saying that engineering is not for you.its not too late to fix it since you're still in 100L. Good luck! |
wordcat:savage ![]() |
calling his village people to release him Na. e neva do them? |
ok,so u know.I'm frying beans.want some? |
eeya!
my advice is that you should go to the market and buy sniper then . do the needful. |
seriously!!?? is like you guys are not ready to marry!I support your mom cos if the guy truly loves you he won't be so ludicrously childish in his claims. This is Nigeria not Yankee,ok! |
cutiedave:good observation. |
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