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PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Surfaces, Says He Spent 11 Hours In The Wilderness by flames007(m): 11:53am On Jul 27, 2018
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EducationRe: Types Of People You Will Find In Funaab Night Classes by flames007(m): 8:30am On Jul 27, 2018
Wizaugpet:
U don't have phone Snatchers in ur schoolhuh


Ok, check this Out..

I call this, "Run Night Lines"

"Good To Be Injur'd Than Die"

It's Helter-Skelter
The Varsity is no Place to Joke with
Especially the ones in my country
You are studying with your heart in hand
It's the Night at Night class
Always went for a Sleep rather than reading
Twas a WednesThursday central night
Some were Reading
Some were sleeping
I was among the Sleepers
We all know, Survival is an Important issue in Life
Even if Death is a Beautiful, charming virgin lady
No fornicator wants to intermate with her
I was awaken by sounds of Running feet
I can't recall when and how I was up
For fear of death, I join'd the Runners
Everyone was running, we know not the matter
My heart is pounding
I'm seeing Death and Life at the same time
I'm on Probability
While trying to find a way of escape,
Among the company of runners
The window is at my East
With sealed Louvres
And a Full blooded boy
Running in high density from the West
Dived, using his Head through the Louvre For survival's Sake, he was Injur'd Badly
For a mere case which was later discovered
To be Mobile snatchers and Snatchees Race
A snatcher who just snatched his victims Mobile and took to heels
The Snatchee chased ahead for his Mobile
The Fools who weren't asleep
Started running for no reason
Making us Sleepers who just heard the foot sounds
To wake up and Run thinking is Life and Dead issue
And the boy who got Injur'd by the Louvre glasses
Thinking is Better Injur'd than to Die.
lol
EducationRe: Types Of People You Will Find In Funaab Night Classes by flames007(m): 8:23am On Jul 27, 2018
donbrowser:
Who else was searching for the page 0
I wonder where it went to.
FoodRe: I Need Scientific Explanation For This!! by flames007(m): 11:01am On Jul 25, 2018
PharmaGirl:
Op, there was contamination of the food either during the cooking or storing process.
So check well. kiss
no.!!if u like store the food under pressure.. superheating it before storage. it will still become a festering Haven for those maggots wether u like it or not. how they get into food even seal ones still baffles me.. I can also use some explanation.
HealthRe: This Pillow Will Make You Sleep Better...but It Costs #140,000. by flames007(m): 7:54am On Jul 25, 2018
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Car TalkRe: Checkout Chinese Imitations Of Top Luxury Cars (Photos) by flames007(m): 2:41am On Jul 24, 2018
jmaxjohn:
Who else thinks the youxia is finer than the Tesla?
truth.I was silently admiring it too.those guys are good.
CelebritiesRe: Nigeria's Most Beautiful Girl Found On Instagram. by flames007(m): 10:53pm On Jul 14, 2018
BluntBoy:
I like her freckles.
me I love it.it's like a beautiful distinguishing feature for her.
FamilyRe: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by flames007(m): 2:36pm On Jul 14, 2018
Fuckallmods:
funny but Risky. If your aunt didn't go back I'm sure you would have closed it then. Then imagine she didn't want anything in the freezer, you would have been in the museum as the first cold statue grin
lol.I wouldn't dare close it.its better to be caught than become a frozen human statue. grin
FamilyRe: What Is The Funniest Moment Of Your Childhood? See Mine! by flames007(m): 12:58pm On Jul 14, 2018
I was about eight then on holidays in my aunt's.there was no light,the whole place was hot as hell.so I decided to go take cold water free the 'deep' freezer.immediately I opened the freezer,the kind of cool air that welcomed me no be here o.
Immediately I started hearing a voice saying "oya enter Na!,aunty will not know". I gave into the temptation and ENTERED. I entered deep freezer and used my hand to support the door over me so it doesn't close finally.
suddenly I heard footsteps coming towards the freezer, my heart suddenly became a staccato player.
'yee,I don die today'.I knew the only thing she wanted to do was to grab a bottle of water herself. by some curious twist of fate,she forgot something and didn't come closer to the freezer again.
I jumped out like someone being chased by a legion of demons and vows never to be so mischievous,ever again.
RomanceRe: Lady Posts Her Nudes On Twitter After England Lost To Croatia by flames007(m): 11:20am On Jul 12, 2018
no be today nyansh don dey dey back.e don tey.she just usee that one as excuse to post rubbish.she will still post it even if Croatia did not win.
LiteratureRe: Road To Destiny by flames007(op): 10:37pm On Jul 11, 2018
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LiteratureRe: Road To Destiny by flames007(op): 10:36pm On Jul 11, 2018
ROAD TO DESTINY (pg 2),continued.....

when I reached Paradise,It was mind blowing.with spring time in full swing.flowers bloomed in resplendent colours.I could hear a melodious symphony in the distance and.......suddenly the ground started to shake. *hahan,what is this? abi is there earthquake in heaven again ni?* I heard someone shouting my name 'Daniel!!!!!! Daniel o!!!! my mind skiped a beat.It was my sister Esther! 'Daniel!!' she called out again.then I realised it wasn't the ground shaking,it was me. she'd shaken me vigorously like someone shaking yougurt before drinking.I was startled out of sleep.eyes wide open now.*so it was even a dream!*
'one day you will just sleep on water without knowing' she said 'oya wash up so that we can do some clean up around the house'.
'hahan,u can't even allow someone to even sleep to his fill again. I can do my part of the job later Na.just leave it for me' I blurted.she looked at me and shook her head 'stop being a lazy prick.it's nine o clock already.I'm giving you thirty minutes to join me outside!' with that she strode out. 'o lord' I groaned.Being two years older than me,Esther was very hardworking just like my mum.I may be quite the opposite but I think she takes it too far.nonetheless I still thank God for a sister like that,I might have wound up a certified lazy Nigerian youth without her.
I got up to brush my teeth.done. bathing can wait as I strode out to begin my first day in the village.
Quick introduction to my family. my name is Daniel.16 years old.
I have a sister,Esther,18.already in 200L at covenant university.law student.the lawyer of the family, you can't argue with her and win.it's in her blood.lol.
my junior brother Wale is just 14.in ss1.aspires to become a medical doctor and is showing serious signs.academically sound.at that age,he knows the human skeletal nomenclature in staggering details. shatters school academic records like child's play.
well,me? I didn't say much about me cos I'm not as sound.at best averagely performing until something changed that.
popsy worked in an oil company.he rarely comes home and when he does it looked like a visit-very short,cos he worked in an offshore rig. i I've never really learnt to love him. I don't know the reason why.really,how can I love someone I don't know? who is rarely there for me as a father? and I suspect my siblings feel the same way about him too.
mum owns a small catering school on the island of Lagos. her hustling instincts could never be extinguished even with the money our father possessed and his insistence on full housewife-ship. she was virtuous. an epitome of hard work.
I quickly rushed through my own share mountainous chores.with mum off to the market,buying foodstuff for the house, I was free to go wherever o liked. my plans began to unravel *first things first,I'm going to ola's place,then we head down to the stream for a good swimming session*
chore over.I hurriedly had my bath.soap in ears, I jumped out of the bathroom *no time to waste time* I grinned to myself.'what's chasing you sef?' Esther questioned with a raised brow as I bolted out of the bathroom 'you didn't even wash the latter from your ear'. I giggled. 'I know you want to go see some friends' she continued 'mum said not to go to the stream or any of those thick bushes for whatever hunting spree you think up.
be careful'
*hmm,she has come again,small mummy.wether the devil likes it or not I am going to that stream today*
'okay' was all I said. as I dressed and swaggered into the warm August air.
fate laughing at me for the hilarious calamity waiting to befall me.
LiteratureRoad To Destiny by flames007(op): 10:35pm On Jul 11, 2018
hello guys!
I'm coming up with a short story I hope will be
entertaining to y'all.its not complete though.I'm
gonna update steadily Daily. your positive
criticisms are welcome. as it will help me know where to improve
and whether or not to continue the story.show
some love with you likes and comments. #leggo



School was finally out of session,*yay*. The
holiday was a welcome reprieve from the enormous
stress of school work and from a host of
maleficent teachers who'd stop at nothing to dash
you at least one stroke of an equally devilish cane
daily. *those guys no get joy at all* I mused.
*finally I go rest for their hand,even if Na just one
month holiday*
but even the holiday was not a guarantee of real
fun. I would play boring Ps4 with my brother wale
from dusk to dawn just to wile away the time.we
were never allowed to go outside the
compound.'Lagos is dangerous, kidnappers on the
prowl,bla bla bla' *kudos o,dear parents.you pipu
have sha successfully locked my life up,well
played*
one week into the holiday,mumsy just announced
to us 'hello kids,how'd you like to spend some
time in the village?' Lol, it was not even a question
at all,it was a dream come true. 'yeeees!!!!!!' we
screamed our reply,me and my two siblings *at
last we could see some badass fun on the horizon*
I was just grinning like a Fulani goat throughout
the day.well,generally the mood was excellent after
that day hence.the last time I was in the village
aged 12 I made a lot of friends,we would do a
lot of stuff together, go to the stream,swim,hunt,you name it.The girls too liked me *grins* and
they were pretty too.The latter was what
constituted most of my joy all through. After the
excitement calmed in my siblings I was still so
overjoyed,they thought I'd won the lottery.
yea,thanks to my carefully planned hidden
agenda.now,this to me was a homecoming, aged
16.
I was already deep in sleep when our car arrive at
our family village house.my sister shook me into
consciousness 'wake up,wake up ólóòrùn iya.we
are here.you slept the entire journey. we have even
finished the suya we bought along the way' she
brought out the last piece of suya and started
chewing in an exaggerated slow motion to taunt
me.ouch..that thing pained me.but I took it as
man *not now,not now,mum has some
explanations to do*
it was already dark when we arrived. the air was
crisp and quite.unlike Lagos with its nightly
orchestra of annoying generator noise and polluted
air.that night's sleep was the best in my
life.anticipating tomorrow,I slept fitfully,dreaming
of angel micheal guiding me to blissful Paradise.
PoliticsRe: Third Mainland Bridge To Be Shut For 27 Months by flames007(m): 6:28pm On Jul 11, 2018
we are looking at a potential disaster here.27 months for what?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Has Sold His Soul by flames007(m): 12:46pm On Jul 10, 2018
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EducationRe: Why Is Waec Failing Chemistry by flames007(m): 3:17pm On Jul 08, 2018
chemistry is a subject that is so simple yet very easy to fail.it requires precise answering skill.that's the reason I wrote waec four times in which I got distinction In it the fifth time.
BusinessRe: Mid Year Wallpaper Sales. Number One Wallpaper Professionals In Abuja by flames007(m): 11:18am On Jul 06, 2018
hello.
I'm a skilled wallpaper installer.I have experience.I really need to work. wouldn't mind if you can employ me.I'm in Lagos.
EducationRe: Lightning Strikes Student Of Anambra State University To Death Inside His Room by flames007(m): 9:45pm On Jul 03, 2018
majorgr:
that's literally impossible !
me too iyam not understanding.
CelebritiesRe: Davido & Chioma Arrive Ooni Of Ife's Palace In A Convoy, With Security (Video) by flames007(m): 11:07am On Jul 02, 2018
Bishop4bella:
Ronaldo has no tattoo.
i tell u.that tattoo thing repulses me.
RomanceRe: Remove Your Facial Black Spot In 7 Days! by flames007(m): 10:19am On Jul 02, 2018
how much is it?
CelebritiesRe: See Kaffy's Picture That Got Fans Talking by flames007(m): 9:21am On Jul 02, 2018
BanevsJoker:
Banking and Finance.
OMG. grin savagery at its purest.
EducationRe: JAMB Policy Meeting And Number Of Applicants Per School by flames007(m): 6:51am On Jun 27, 2018
thanks so much.
RomanceRe: Free Mini Importation Training On Whatapp!! by flames007(m): 4:09pm On Jun 26, 2018
kenddys:
I will be organising a free training on whatsapp and I will also be organising a group shipping from China for
different products on whatsapp.
the benefit of this is that it will help reduce cost
of shipping for personal sniping and you can
order products in small quantity and the group shipping will he happening on Friday comment ur number to be part of it and make your own order now.
interested people should comment their number
to be added to the group!
08120653907
EducationRe: I Feel Intimidated Around My Friends In FIRST CLASS by flames007(m): 10:12am On Jun 23, 2018
Amakababe:
i just finished my 100 level 1st semester. I worked so hard, i deserve a furst class also. 6 of my engineering female friends are in 4.5 above with 2 having a perfect 5.0 perfect GPA, and I'm here struggling with a 0.2gpa.

Pls help me on how to cope with this, i feel inferior to them always
hello amaka.
I will advise you with my own story.

when I was in primary school,I was a smart kid who wanted to study engineering when I grew up.but I hated maths like Superman hates kryptonite.
other subjects I was always above average.

All this continued until I reached Jss3.we'd just finished our third term exam and it was time to share exam results scripts. they shared all other subjects. I did well above average. I had friends I used to compete with as to who will get d highest score.we'd show ourselves our scores when each received his own script.

But it got to d point when maths would be shared.my friends got theirs before me I'd seen their score. lovely scores.mine came,lo and behold what I saw gave me instant headache.I got 15/60.it was a record low.my friends asked to see my script but I lied that they hadn't shared mine.the point is-i was thoroughly ashamed to let anyone see that score. it would totally wreck my reputation among my friends.

I went home and cried seriously. but one thing I did was to tell myself that I'd do whatever it took to master maths no matter what.when I got to ss1,O gathered all the maths textbooks we used from jss1 ,2 and three combined with my new Ss1 textbooks. I consumed their contents voraciously. I became obsessed with maths.anything I did was maths. I solved maths first thing in the morning,before I went to bed. every time and everywhere. it got to a point the best student in class had noticed this and came to ask me one day "do you want to kill yourself with maths?".

My hard work paid off.I became top three best in maths on my set.woulda even gone for cowbell competition buh wasn't as hot as the top two.

So my advice is simple. locate where your problem lies.tackle it like ur life depends on it.you might have to quit some friends and social interactions for the time cos you will need to read constantly. I'm talking long hours like 6 hours straight every single day.it's hard but you can do it.you won't die either. that's the sacrifice you have to make.don't listen to anybody saying that engineering is not for you.its not too late to fix it since you're still in 100L.
Good luck!
PhonesRe: Having More Than 2k Friends And No Much Like When You Post On Facebook by flames007(m): 11:56am On Jun 20, 2018
wordcat:
Keep posting, one day you will get a like
savage grin
LiteratureRe: Spirit Of Gambling how i lost 1 million nqira to bet9ja by flames007(m): 11:33am On Jun 18, 2018
thanki410:
No , let the lagoon jump into u...!
lmao!! khikhikhi!! grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Lolz..not Everyday One Get To See This by flames007(m): 9:25pm On Jun 17, 2018
grin calling his village people to release him Na. e neva do them?
CelebritiesRe: Super Eagles Forward, Ahmed Musa Acquires Expensive Range Rover Velar (photos) by flames007(m): 2:35pm On Jun 14, 2018
ok,so u know.I'm frying beans.want some?
RomanceRe: He Need Advice- He Caught His Girlfriend Making Love With Another Man by flames007(m): 8:54am On Jun 13, 2018
eeya! my advice is that you should go to the market and buy sniper then






















. do the needful.
RomanceRe: Whose Responsibility Is It To Fund A Wedding? by flames007(m): 8:52am On Jun 13, 2018
seriously!!??
is like you guys are not ready to marry!I support your mom cos if the guy truly loves you he won't be so ludicrously childish in his claims.
This is Nigeria not Yankee,ok!
EducationRe: Maths Test In Yabatech by flames007(m): 4:34pm On Jun 10, 2018
cutiedave:
Dis lie weak me sha...surely dats yct multipurpose hall...bt itz definitely not hnd 2 mechanical engineering test...
Haba...d numbers of females in dat class alone should tell u datz not a mechanical engineering class...
good observation.

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