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Madu, na wetin you want sef? Make we share 'No' , leave am for me 'No'
Me sef no fit leave am for you o cos the babe fine pass many of all these busy body NL girls o.
I be think say you dey look for iice?
I beg make you maintain your lane jor

^^^ok then, I think I'll have to say thanks for leaving my pretty michelin for me and me alone.

^^^^Madu, Michelin no be only your wife o, na our wife ni.
I wouldn't want to yab her too much jor. Michelin dearie make you nor vess for the yab when I yab you, na devil work ni.

^^^Shey na that small girl wen all her breast don fall like bathroom slippers dey talk that one ni . That 1989 michellin tyre, na over used tyre be that ni.

^^^d bigrod make you no go wait make we yab the puppy when call bobos 'vegetable men'. Na  her di[i]c[/i]kless boyfriend be vegetable man

Ujujoan:
Ohh . . see them trembling already!

^^^na where dem for tremble? Shey na pattern when you go take run be that ni.
I think say you get mouth before, abi you leave some for house? oya run commot hia make you go brea[i]s[/i]t feed your pikin, you this nursing mother.

Ujujoan:
Why would I fight with people I can crush under my Stillettos    

everybody dey talk stilleto you sef join dey call stilletto. Commot hia with that your rubber slippers jare.
No be only stilletos

rose-kate:
maybe becuz girls[b] r [/b] always ryt
n guys r often wrong
if u decide to defend vrything dat ny guy says or does
den uve lost your sense of truth
cuz deep down evn if u knw d guy is wrong w would still defend him cause of your vow to gefend vry guy

Why are you typing as if you have a limited quota for the number of vowels you can use in a day, or does your internet provider charge you per the amount of letters typed?

^^^LWKMD
Orikinla = Agibecky
kai see mumu boy, like father like son. So the yabbis pain you reach the point when you come go register new user today come dey take reply.

Agibecky:
Excuse me, what are siblines?
Or you wanted to say siblings?

So for all the yab when I yab you na only the typographical error you see pick for inside. Thank you thank you, for changing the 'e' to 'g' jare, I guess that's why you are consultant of UNICEF or is it IMF? no I think its World Bank. Oga consultant orikinmonkey

Since you are now in the business of correcting typos, I think you need to go through the front page of that your cheap Ekoiff web site again cos the thing get enough typographical errors to keep you occupied for the next one year.

Chei this guy is really a retard o.
I really think you are dumber than Yakubu and Kaita put together.
In fact I no go reply sef. Ok make just talk small because sleep don dey carsh me.

Its amazing how the Orikinla retard always try to potray himself as one brilliant dude when his posts are always so dumb.

So monkey na who you think say go buy all those rubbish claims when you type for hia. have you ever heard the phrase , talk is cheap? See the way the  pack praises give himself without showing any workings. Omo make you show workings

Ok let me go through your claims and show you how silly you sound

Orikinla:
1. Won the first prize in a national essay competition in Nigeria at 13.

So the essay competition no get name? Ok make I give am name: THE DUMBEST KID IN NIGERIA EASSY. So you are the famous three time winner of that easy.

Orikinla:
2. A prolific script writer for the Nigerian Televison Authority (NTA) Channel 10 at 18.

LWKMD prolific ke? shey the script when you write no get name? make you tell us the name na.
Ok make me sef do my own: I'm a prolific writer for the BBC World Service . Shey you sef believe me.  

Orikinla:
3. Represented Nigeria at two world picture book fairs in Japan at 20.

once again another nameless function/award. Dude its too obvious that you are lying.
ok Make me sef talk my own: I represented Nigeria at Twenty world Picture Music Book Fairs in USA, London and Paris at age 5. shey me too I be genius like you, monkey

Orikinla:
4. Produced and published over 9 booklets on Family Planning in Nigeria at 21 commissioned by the Johns Hopkins University's Population Communications Services (JHU/PCS)

I think you mean 9 story books for children under the age of 2 because that's the level where your kind of IQ would be relevant. Senseless .

Orikinla:
5. Reviewed in the West Africa news magazine at 21.

Reviewed as what? in what magazine? Na wa o, you didn't even check if that magazine was in existent before you used it to lie. FYI there's nothing like West Africa News Magazine. We only have West Africa Magazine (also publishers of West Africa Weekly Magazine).
Just out of curiousity, what exactly did they even review you as in this your imaginary magazine. I'm guessing: Orikinla the dumbest fool of our time.  

I just hope I can finish this review cos sleep don carsh me die.
ok  make I go on,

Orikinla:
6. A UNICEF Consultant on Child Survival and Development in Nigeria at 25.

Consultant ke? chai you this boy you no go take laugh kill me sha.
Do you realize that you didn't put your educational qualification. Although you sound like a kindergarten dropout, I'll be nice any still call you Orikinla, Professor of STUPIDITY (cos you seem to have that in abundance) So let me guess, UNICEF were stunned by the fact that someone as silly as you are could survive childhood hence the need for them to make you a consultant abi? O boy, like I earlier said, you really need a reality check. No be only consultant, monkey.

Orikinla:
Neither you nor your popsie would have had positive impact on over 5, 000 people in Nigeriia at 25.

I always try not to refer to people's parents or siblines but I don't know why they always cross the line and hit below the belt first.  
Ok now that you are begging for it I have to tell you your family long secret.
Please don't get angry at your dad and mum after this sha, and although I know I shouldn't tell you this but I believe you are now a man and you deserve to know the reason why you are a retard. Ok here it is:
Your popsie has severe mental condition. Remember las year when they told you that he was out of the country? that was a lie, the mumu man was caught banging your neighbour's monkey with a condom. When the doctor asked him why he had a condom on, he smiled and said: I don't want to bring another Orikinla to this world.

Ha this sleep don carsh me no be small. when I wake up I go read the remaining of your post you hia, Orikinmonkey.

Topic - RUBBISH (said women and talked about only Chinwe,  or does she have multiple personality )
Story - IRRELEVANT and POINTLESS (Were you trying to write an autobiography? I think a title like [i]"how I met Chinwe my IMAGINARY LOVER "[/i]would have been better)
PIX - TOTALLY CONTRADICTS THE TOPIC AND THE STORY (Is it that the three women add up to produce the "beautiful" Chinwe? . Besides you talked about a pretty lady and then you posted three POT-BELLIED WOMEN wearing wedding aswebi)

POSTER - NEEDS REALITY CHECK (From all your posts on this forum you are begining to sound like a retard and I mean that  . The sad part is that you are not a kid so there's nothing to blame it on and that means your case is now hopeless.)

It even sounds like this your imaginary girlfriend is an albino

Orikinla:
She was what we call African blonde with very fair golden hair, golden skin and beautiful brown eyes

The only thing that is missing from your description is whether her 'eyes are dancing'. Or was that what you were trying to say when you said she was a sexy dancer?

alarm ke    

Funny post  
I think the thing that makes it funnier is that y'all just confirmed the point the guy was trying to make  

lysaa:
.figurative or literal?

Literal

@Post

I confess that my name isn't flashfast.

^^^is that Thomas on your profile pix?

Maree, I think that 'a' should have been an 'e'
then the word would be

Pungent


LAINTREN

Then I must run away from what's BYL

I'm dying to plant a kiss BYL

^^^laffs
I loff you too
Sincerely apologise for the misguided and childish out burst.

@ElRazur
I get what he is trying to say, however I refuse to come to terms with it cos the context is not right.

Madukaele:
mentality dey kill u, so u cant understand simple english, u think disvirgin have to do with se-x alone, get a life, 

I'll get one if you simply get a dictionary and look up the meaning of the word . If you wanted to say you had an awesome experince with God why not say so instead of using the word disvirgin. Call me oldskool if you like but I just don't like the way some people tend to make God look so human and small. Now you are making your experience with him sound like a sexual encounter. I think guys should be really careful about what they say sometimes

Madukaele:
yes i have disvirgined, i was disvirgined by God, like he said in john 3.16, for God so love dey world, . . , we all know d message. i have had d best encounter with my father in heaven (covenant wise) dis is d best feeling ever

Why the blasphemy or is there no other name in this world for you to joke with? I find this really offensive

FL Gators:
Yes, I am the real me.

I can truthfully say I got my doctorate degrees at the age of 25. . . . went to law school at the age of 23.

I've told many ppl here that I'm a close friend Ini Edo, I advice her on what to wear and on her makeup. But as y'all can tell, I havent been helping her lately.
What you decide to believe is all up to you.

Sounds like an ego-tripper. I mean, what has all these bragging got to do with you being yourself on line or not? Oh I get it, guess you were just dying to let us know. But sweetie, all of it doesn't affect the price of crayfish in the market hence its totally irrelevant in this case.

9-11:
Why live to please others? I mean, it’s your life. If you aren’t happy with it, what’s the use in living it? Besides, I think its better to be a first-rate version of you, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.

It’s just pointless living a lie. So Imma be me till I fall into a permanent sleep.

There's no better way to put it. although there are some a[i]s[/i]s holes who spend all their time and efforts being someone else both online and in reality

The dude really looks siccccccckkkkkkkkkk I really hope its all acting cos it looks too real for one to conclude that it is.

For the simple reason that you are planning to KILL an innocent child over your domestic, unfounded and baseless dispute with your girlfriend makes it to be totally wrong.
Pally you are talking about murder abortion here If you finally go ahead with your plans to kill the baby, I hope the baby hunts you and the girl all the rest of your lives

lysaa:
tender your pic as the evidence. LOL

very funny. You know this is a public forum so that aint gonna happen. But seriously my lips are actually very very pink and it has been like that from birth.