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Firespit:
@flashfast; Awww, and the fool has resorted to crying. Now I'm certain you either patronise love-peddlers or have an affection for fluid. YOU ARE OUGHOG BUT come. By the way, do you know what 6'5" of height command's? That should give you an idea of my relationship status and the ease with which i make it that way. I'm just not into pre-marital intimacy.
So you see you're still a 'fast fool'; no reasoning just uttering

Honestly the only part that is understandable in you sermon is the bolded statement. Are you from the a french speaking country cos you seem to be having a seemingly hard time expressing yourself in english hence the anger that ia always displayed. . May be you should do it through your behind. cos like your name signature say:
Firesh!t , your behind is a furnace and your Sh1t an inferno.

Please try and rephrase the above statement, this time do it in English.

Firespit:
I heard some fools saying the topic(virginity isn't dignity, its a lack of opportunity) amongst themselve with so much joy as if to say there was any sense in it. So i decided to bring as many other idiots who believed in the useless crap together by posting the thread.

Honorable Virgin Fireprick, I'm ashamed of you, seriously , when you heard them saying it why didn't you confront them with pride? bloody hippopotamus hypocrite. Instead you chose to come to one faceless forum and post your topic in anonimity. This obviously confirms your topic cos your inability to confront them in the real world is simply a sign that you are ashamed of your HIV sorry virgin status .

abrahym:
Poster that a big lie, ima virgin and i got 101 opportunities to spank a babe

Firespit:
@abrahym; EXACTLY!,

any the foolish fireprick agrees that he is a liar Dundi

Firespit:
@flash! You are a disgrace to manhood.

Coming from someone with enormous stupidity as yourself I think that's the greatest compliment I've ever received

Firespit:
@9-11. How do you expect them to be supportive when i only used the topic to lure them here for thorough BASHING.

You've said it yourself the idea behind the topic is both meaningless and baseless Funny enough you seem to be bashing yourself with every comment you make. ****Its virgin Firspit against the world****
I think you are someone that has been rejected severally by chics thus explaining your anger and frustration. Come on you and I know that you are not a virgin by choice na. No worry someday one retard will give you some p***sy you hear, just keep your fingers crossed But until then don't take it out on the guys on the forum, bloody attention seeker

Seriously I Strongly recommend that you take this advice below

omega25red:
see what happens when you get blue balls? home boy go get laid or rub one out in the bathroom that way you will be calm

cos you are no longer spitting fire, you are now spitting sperm and I'm tired of docking so that I don't get hit by come

Firespit:
I'm not saying i have a problem with people who use their instruments both male and female, i'm just saying don't use your own excitement to bother those who are not interested. SIMPLE

Are you listening to yourself? Bros, the thread was started by you our own VIRGIN fireprick (talking about someone who is bothering others) and here you are sounding as if you are responding to a comment someone made. This is where frustration has led you to, you are now fighting against yourself

Anyway I join you in your campaign: Vote VIRGIN fireprick for president of virgins association

Firespit:
Flash! flash!! Flash!!! You are definately 'speed without a sense of reasoning'. Because common sense would suggest a man of 40 would be me married and as such, would have had countless number of intercourse except

LWKMD So na every body when be 40 years don marry?.lol virgin idiot. You no dey think at all; common sense ni common sense ko. So na age dem tak dey marry Olodo.
So the number of times that one has had intimacy is a function of their age. Kai dundi  I really talk am say spermatozoa don dey flood your brain.

Firespit:
How the eff can a scrotal sack hold 1 litre of spermatozoa let alone 30. You see that you are nothing but a 'fast fool'?

I guess you are an exception to the rule. Say amen to that brother

Please disvirgin soon to stay alive or you'll soon start spitting sperm, bloody Nnama

^^^^I really feel for you man, honestly I do. But you don't have to take out your frustration and inability to get laid on us now. 

From the anger in your tone its obvious you've been carrying those bloody spermatozoa for over 40 years now the thing is really eating you up, eya . They are even older that almost every body on Nairaland. . So unlike others I completely and totally understand your frustration and I sympathize with you. but no be we cause am now

By now you may even have 30 litres of spermatozoa in your d1ck hence the reason why I said you should get laid soon cos you fit kolo o

AYODEJI4LOVE:
i dont tink i can understand you.

Me too.
I think the guy has got too much spermatozoa running in his veins and the thing is fast filling up his brains. Get laid soon so you can keep your sanity.

odiaero:
pweety4me is loading her armourd vehicle with enough shells by now

This time the chic is gonna practically kill someone. Na simple question the babe be ask o, but you guys have given her more than enough answers

nitrogen:
Luiz and pweety,d thing wey u na just find no go disappear o.say amen.

Has she said its Luiz, you better get your facts right before you start another fight o. Or may be you think she doesn't need to confirm the obvious right?

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]What's with all these daft threads?

Like people who love or lust had to Choose.

Lame thread.[/color]

Speaking of irony, after saying this she went and posted this https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-444180.0.html
Some people are just too dumb

Ruq:
YOU SOUND KINDA ANGRY!!! NO BF?

obviously

daduke2k:
U made d rulez baby, chose 2 hide d lucky guy. Wel am sticking 2 my option luiz. . . . .

I'm so sticking with you on this bro.

I can even bet 300K that Luiz is the one(that's if Pweety is honest enough to say his name)
Funny enough she is not even saying he is not the one and each time his name is suggested she changes the topic.

Luiz is definitely the guy.

Now I see why chics keep bashing us, its becasue of huge d!!ck heads like you. Thanks a lot dumb behind

^^^cos you have refused to tell us who the guy is or did i guess right? Besides you and Elrazur have turned it into a private discussion.

My own na only one thing my dad take hours take talk to me about: Woman. After the lecture from the smile on my face I'm sure the guy knew that was an advice that went through my left ear and came out the right one.

Get a gun and take the love by force.

rokiatu:
He not a bleeping sexy woman for hell sake. If you ask me, I will say the poster is gay too.

LWKMD
and he is busy looking for gays after he has given the guy a BLOW _{in the} JAW.

happigirl:
@Flashfast, there are no hard /fast rules as to falling in love.

I don't get what you mean please explain

Anyway all I was trying to say is that you don't start another relationship simply because you want to forget your ex. It will most definitely lead to another heart break. Just be careful ok

@poster
O boy make you go toast am first before you go begin read meaning to her dance moves. The chic was just having fun
Hope you haven't told all your friends that you guys are already dating o? Cos na dance una dance o.

happigirl:
i guess i just want to forget

Wrongest reason to start another relationship.

Please take Nat's advice

daduke2k:
Ehrm, u shld try changing d topic. Advice: bare your mind 2 him and make im undastand dat he nidz 2 work on his insecurities. Get serious wif him, as in grrrrrr.

Exactly.

@ poster.
the fact that you didn't think of discussing this with him before coming here to seek advice implies that you are already contemplating leaving him. See your statement below.  I think you just don't want to feel guilty when you dump him because I think you're already in the process of making up your mind on whether you should dump him or not

Alluregurl:
His attitude is really making me develop doubts about our relationship.Should i be more patient or what can i do.

Just let him know how you feel and try to make it work (that's if you are still interested) cos I dont think that's enough reason for you to break up with him.
Best of luck.

^^^I agree with freecocoa, You and the chic no be virgin by any definition. Besides how come una come begin do turns like the wives of one chief . ***Chia see woman power. The thing come turn men to mumu*** .

Well for your questions:

Madukaele:
1)guys if u r me will u go on playing although u dey fight silently with anoder bro cos of her?

Hell NO wouldn't even start it in the first place
Hope you know that you were practically insulted by this and instead of letting her know how silly she sounded you played the fool for two whole months and would have continued to play the fool for God knows how long if not for the fact that the other guy was starting to beef you.
I guess during that time that you guys were taking turns to sleep with her like b1tches you were also doing the cooking and washing for her abi. 
Kai see people wen never see p**sy before for their life. Tufiakwa

Madukaele:
2)will u play without minding say she is almost engaged?

That's another big NO
Why would I allow her to use me to satisfy her urge when there lots of chics out there (that are not even virgins) that I can have thunderous s3x with instead of wasting my time with one virgin ashawo . The only reason why I would have agreed to it knowing that she is soon to be engaged is if she allows me to go all the way. Or don't you get it? she just wanted to use you and still look innocent before her boyfriend.

Madukaele:
3)if a lady u love does dat will u see it as something bad? my heart no come gree me so i withdrew.

And who wouldn't

daduke2k:
Nw i hav knwn it eva since d guy signd up on NL. Pweety waz d first to take 2 him. Nw if yall cal ursevs nairalandaz, ans dis and i' l tel yall d person. WHICH THREAD ON D ROMANCE SECTION HAS ABOUT 69 TO 80 PAGES BUT HAS ONLY TWO MEMBERZ COMMENTING?

**runs off to look for the thread in question**

daduke2k:
He has 1996 posts yall. . . . . . .

now I get it:
Pweety and Luizworld sitting on a tree, K - I - S - S - I - N - G 

No wonder the guy was even one of the first to comment and from his comments you could see the chemistry.
To the happy couple,  salu!

Tashaluv:
Pls nlandaz,help me awt, dea'z dz guy am datin,we'v bn datin 4 mnths nw bt i dnt fl cm4table datin him cuz he's damn handsum, i fil jealous @ any slightest tin he does lik tlkn 2 gals.bt he alwys tels me he lovs me!bt i stl fil lik quitin d relatnshp, tel me wat do i do?

Na wa for ladies o. If a guy is ugly na issue, now he is handsome that one na still issue.
What exactly do you guys want your man to look like, uglysome?

skfa1:
@ rickie4us

LOL at strategically.

@ poster

Who is the guy self? *guessing* *guessing* *guessing*

Yes who is the lucky prince charming?

awwwwwww. . . but why now ? I was thinking of telling you the same thing
I think I. . . I feel I . . .I know I. . . . . . oh no its no use now  
Just kidding jare

If you like him go ahead and tell him. Don't listen to all this "na the guy must propose" talk na rubbish talk be that. Go for what you want but just don't act cheap. Make him know your worth and he will definitelyappreciate you.

Diva 2.0:
If all advice fails, you can always jump off a cliff.

Be nice now, the guy is obviously in serious pain here.

BlackBoi
is it the chic you were referring to here that did this to you?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-441260.0.html

Now I see why you are so bitter

BlakkBoi:
Thanks Delilah.

Its not the same thing ma brother. Has a girl made you contemplate suicide?. If no, then you barely understand what I am talking about. Life of solitude seems the way. Or maybe a life or emotional war against these Eve's.

LWKMD.
BlackBoi I beg make you no commit suicide o.

hahaha. how come I didn't read this post before now
@poster
All I see in your story are three very sick and confused people. None of the three of you is sane enough to go into a relationship. 

How can you be getting information about your girlfriend from a guy that is trying to take her from you? In fact I think you are the one with the biggest issue here.

Your girlfriend, a pathological liar and a total b!tch 

The other guy, a retard that was lucky enough to see a dumb P**sy to be banging and telling her dumb a.s.s boyfriend about it

This is actually the dumbest relationship dilemma I ever heard of.

BlakkBoi:
Look on the brighter side and born again with me.

Count me in bro. As long as I'll be the one collecting all the tithe and offering