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BlakkBoi:
You wan find gist wey u wan take laff me abi?.
Bros if i tell you wetin i pass through for one silly girl hand eeh. From the heart break, i still dey get serious chest problem ("No Jokes" ). Say i still dey alive na miracle man. Femalehood na possessed gender.

**laughing already**

I think I get the picture already. Women no go kill us for this world wen we come. Look on the bright side, the thing don make you born again. lol

BlakkBoi:
Seun na womanizer?
Meaning wetin nah. Na your type no dey listen to voice of wisdom. Na from experience i take dey advice una cos if i give una gist ehh.

Thanks for the advice. Oya give us the gist na.

Yield:
You already know.

abi o

But lareline, that wasn't beefing now. The chics just didn't send you

BlakkBoi:
I have dated this girl that i love very much for 3yrs and i know she is having multiple affairs with other dudes of different shapes, sizes and background but can't let her go no matter how her behavior nauseates me.

she is a "cheerful giver" and she is donating it to everone in a statistical manner (random sampling)

BlakkBoi:
Don't know if she is possessed by demonic spirit leading her to have multiple sexual partners cos I know i'v got the strength to ride for 3 hours. Is there any sickness that can make someone Hot 247. If she is not possessed, then she must be spiritually sick. If i can't think of any reasonable solution i may just resort to Magun!.

She is not possessed she is a nymphomania. Don't know if it is cureable but i do know its controllable. Just try and do something about it before she transfers one good bad disease to you via bluetooth

elfels:
I want a lady that is God fearing and who can maintain a relationship for about 2 to 3 years, a yoruba age between 20 to 23 years of age. My name is funsho any interested lady should call 08078640292 or 07068927999.

Omo see job advert. You forgot to add: Salary very attractive! and interested applicants should apply in person
Oya ladies make una start to apply.

Ha na wa o. Na every thing we go take start topic?
Na which country dem no dey make up for this world?

oh it has been changed to make out. Now it makes a little sense. But why would I want to make out (not just kiss) with my girl in public, abi room don finish? I think the topic is still (**clears throat and whispers**) dumb.

ode

NAJALYN:
try to get some one in her school to keep an eye on her or,find time to see her one on one.mean while stop talkin to d guy involved.hd's a wako

brotherman that's stalking o u want make them call you psychopath?

@post
Those are the kind of guys they call "shoe shiners". They spend quality time polishing and shining the shoe and someone else comes and were it.

Although I can't seem to understand for the sake of my life, why on jupiter a guy would be dying for a chic and not tell her. 

tai2:
Rule No 20: Never Upgrade a Woman More Than Yourself and Never Upgrade in Exchange for Loyalty.

You for use that money pay for your own JAMB or better still you for pay for ashewo. That way you wouldn't be shedding tears here. Take heart son, it happens to the best of us.

Guy that your rule makes sense o.
But for the second part about paying for _ _ _ _ _ _

Dnero5:
My gf just broke my heart after all i did 4 her bought jamb form help her 2get into school paid her school fees 4her.Just 4her 2wake up one morning and says she can't go out with me after all i did 4her.Dare is no luv.(bt friends says she wil cm back bt no space)bt if she comes back shuld i give her anoda chance

hmmmm. . after all you did for her ko. Were you trying to buy her love? or is it that you were hoping that after all you've done for her she would feel indebted and then remain with you even if she doesn't love you?

Guy the girl is not in love with you and I think she did the right thing by tell you so just take heart and move on.

oyebanji:
I have 2 question or you.

Would hurting him change whatever U had together or what he did to you?

Can he even get hurt?

Pls go on, get a life, maybe U will find your happinness just around the corner.

I agree.
Stop being childish and move on with your life.

omotee-231:
And guess what, its saved as vulcanizer or baba segun mechanic wat would u do?

I'll simply change her's to punctured tyre

davidtella:
Try to get another girl in your heart and think about her. By so doing her thought will fly away from your head. Getting another girl doesnt mean rushing into another relationship. You can start by friendship which is the best. And in the process let her thought out shine the other girl's.

I think this will be the fastest way to get her off your mind. However, its not right for you to go into a relationship just because you are heart broken and you want to get the person off your mind. That will be very selfish. Besides the relationship might not last because the moment you stop hurting you'll start thinking of ways to get out the current relationship (since its purpose has been fulfilled).

^^^can't get my hands on it but something is making me trip for you.

Spyker:
No body should take this fools post serious. I have come across all your post and you keep making up stories.
Haba, Nairaland is not for kids, i just feel like spanking you now. Jeez, i am very angry.

ha, finally someone has pointed out the obvious.

nonomso:
When i melt my husband

why the hell did you melt your husband

@Odunnu, Area boy 'n' maximized.
The thing tire me too o

obilizy:
@poster , u need to go for a PMS check!

Seconded

Area_boy:
let me guess, you're below 21 ,

thats why he's concerned

very funny. That means her boyfriend should be 9.
@poster
Don't lie to yourself age does matter. Maybe not to you, but to his/your family and friends its gonna be a big deal. I can't imagine taking a girl I'm 12 years younger than to see my mum cos she will go into dry fasting for a month asking that I be delivered from the juju.

190:
ok i go write u


Dear kwenu~

I hope this email reaches u at a tyme when
u wud be emotionally down and completely broken down
you are too Ugly and hence the reason why your GF dosent trust u enough
who even knows maybe you are not man-enough in bed
can you go for good 2hrs coming only like twice in between **non-stop**
without taking any rest,no food, pure digging in and out of her punanie and romance

Also dont hesitate to forget slap on her face each tyme she looks @ other guyzz
I[b] know you are probably like 12 and your babe like 7[/b] or something but she kinda wants 2 flex
a little and doesn't want No commitment so please dont worry yourself and [b]please dont commit suicide because
i know thats the next thing that would cross your mind!![/b]Im not tryna kid here, just passing a simple message!

Thank you

sincerely speaking!!

190!

LWKMD

190:
yea yea we dey kampe

we went bowling!
2morw na clubbing things!
kant wait, to hold and wind that waist!

hmmm Omo I envy you o!
I see you are really serious about the chic.
Show the young lady a good time ok.

@190
Omo how far na?
How goings with your yakky babe?

^^^hehehe
obviously (reading between the lines in your post and your last response) you are a chic so I'll refer to your partner as a guy.

My dear, you obviously have little or no relationship experience so it might be hard for you to read between the lines sometimes.
I honestly think that your boyfriend is not good for you. You said it yourself:

- he is a flirt (a flirt and a virgin girl, that's bad combination)

- he doesn't want you to come to see him in school (why? maybe he doesn't want his real girlfriend to see you, or he is not proud of your looks - no offence intended please.)

- Why would he suggest that you reduce the number of times you talk to each other? (probably he doesn't wan the other girl(s) to get upset)
- When you asked him if he flirts he told you yes. (meaning he doesn't have any regards for you)

Sweetie truth be told he doesn't deserve you and doesn't really care about you. So my advice is that you find a decent guy that will love and appreciate you.

Deep Soul:
More importantly, how do you feel about both men?
Who does your heart yearn for ??

Most importantly, take it to God in prayers.
You can NEVER go wrong with Him. Never.

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