She has to be excellent in bed. on a scale of 1-10 (ten being the highest) she has got to be 11.

@OP
This is a public forum for open conversations. If you wish to talk to one person alone, I suggest you get his number and call/text him. It's that simple.

@OP
its really interesting to know that it's not only sex sex sex you think about because I was begining to wonder.

Pweety4me:

Recycled topic.

Well a guy will hardly see my feet anywayz, unless it's really sunny or my shoe/heels reveal my toes(unlikely)

Na which kind response be this one . Do you wear your shoes to bed? do you wear them even while you are making love? Obviously you are a virgin with a very big "V" because you have not a clue about what they are talking about.

I would have said Rihanna but mehn that girl's forehead is as big as Mercy johnson's backhead.

Inked_Nerd:

A bride price shouldn't even exist this day in age!! At what point in time did I become property?!?! It is degrading to women.

If you were sitting next to your dad when you said this I'm pretty sure you'll be rubbing your cheeks by now.

publisher:

@ Poster:
Most (not all) Edo girls prefer to marry two types of men, a. A very strong,intimidating,successful,dangerous man OR b. An extremely weak,less than average,laid-back man.

If you dont belong to either of the two, plsssssssssssssssssssssssss RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

Edo girls who prefer category A men belong to the school of thought which believes that if a man doesnt beat you that means he doesnt love you. They like men who can command them,take charge and cater 'fully' for her needs,especially financially and in bed. Even when such men cheat on them,these brand of Edo ladies will not disturb their guy,rather they'll deal with (seriously) their man's mistress!

Edo girls who prefer category B men are most times ex-love peddlers,ex-bad girls,ex-wives of category A men or husslers. They prefer weaker men most times cos they've not had much luck with 'hard guys'. These brand of Edo girls make very good wives to non-ambitious men,they takecare of their husbands and will even sleep with category A men in order to gain money or some kind of favours to be used for her hubby's well being. Problems only start when their 'mumu' husbands begins to 'soji' and starts to behave like category A men,the relationship crumbles almost immediately.

Having said that you could still locate a 'between the line' Edo girl,they are very rare though and i sincerely hope your present girlfriend is one of them.

Good luck son,

I don't get it , it seems your arguement is for rather than against. cos If what you said is true then the poster should consider himself lucky to have an Edo girl.

From your description of the category A girls, I honestly don't think they are bad people. In fact it's the guys that are be will to beat their wives up that you should be affraid of not the woman that is willing to love the woman beater and stick by him no matter what. Or isn't that what marriage is about (for better for worse)? Would you rather have a wife that will go out and cheat on you? Cos it seems the category A girls are quite the opposite.
In addition, the fact that they are ready to confront the chic that tries to steal their man is a big plus as far as I'm concerned. Or is it that you will prefer a woman that who knows her husband is cheating on her and still keep quite even when she is aware of the odds that she my loose her husband or contract a sexually transmitted disease just by keeping quite when she should have acted?
So I don't think there is anything wrong with your "category A" Edo women (whatever that means)

For the category B women, I think that this is not a tribe thing, cos most women tend to become insecure as they get older especially if they have had a rough past and as such they become willing to settle for any guy that is willing to accept them. Cos I can count several girls from other tribes that I know of that fit PERFECTLY into the description you gave above.
You also mentioned that they TAKECARE of their husbands and I don't see any thing wrong with that or do you? isn't that what every man wants?
So my people, the keyword is when it comes to marriage never never ever judge the person based on tribe or else you might make the greatest mistake of your life.

As for me, there is just one fact that I consider and that is how good are you at the mid night dance. and that's why I'm a bit thorn between my calabar girls, my benue girls and my owerri girls. I think I might just have to marry one of each

pappy2000:

I met a girl on Fb who told me she is positive yet she told me to make love to her.

Please Idi[i]o[/i]t, Please sleep with her.
I beg make you sleep with her jare the world be a better place with one less idi[i]o[/i]t in it.

Chai, any time I look that your pic I dey always see something new. Come o, shey na babalawo room you snap the pic? cos I see something wen be like calabash for near your head o.

^^fine boy. O boy you dey remind me of that saying: Monkey no fine but him mama like am.
But in your case e be like say dem don tell you say you fine sotey you come believe am finish.
You for fine sha but your nose and your mohawk head no gree you fine.
LWKMD
I need to look that your profile pic again. the thing too funny.
Make you no take am to heart sha make you look on the bright side: at least you no need to wear any fake NOSE when you want perform any of that your clown acts.

I just checked your profile and all I could see is one gigantic NOSE.
I wouldn't want to be in an enclosed room with you o. You go just suffocate me for nothing.
I think your name should be Monkey NOSE.

E be like say your head na mohawk o. In fact you no need to barb the hair style sef na mohawk head you get.
With your cheap polo when be like wrapper abi na bed sheet you take sew am? the glasses when you hang for the shirt wan tear am.  The glasses be like the one wen welders dey wear

Fine boy 

makajibbz:

dtz wah u said when dey said u shld your uglyness on facebook too. nonsense

I don't think you actually read what you typed. It seems it made sense to only you and you alone.

makajibbz:

mama gee the everday fool, dnt lemme begin wit your azz. i think u r bisexual

why ar u avoidin the question, giv us a pic, danm it. 

Olodo, is this facebook why do you need my pic.
In case you don't know, its supposed to be an anonymous forum So for the fact that you were silly enough to use your real name (Monkey Jibbz) doesn't mean I should join you abi?

Chia gramma no go kill me tonight o
Orang-utanliness
sextupudlian
kai e be like say na so so kindergarten drop outs full NL today o.

mama-gee:



I personally think he's a sextupudlian.

ROTFLMFAO

Let me prove how much of an Olodo you are
1)

makajibbz:

dumb man don reveal him age, better go feed your children.

Who tell you say I be guy.

2)

makajibbz:

go baff untop first, then u'll knw if its stale ornot.
why no pic

For the second time you typed the word on top as untop olodo times two
By the way what is ornot English please.

3)

makajibbz:

ar scared of revealing your orang-utanliness

Please tell me the dictionary you are using so I can look up the above word. Mr monkey orang-utanliness

4)

makajibbz:

pls post so we can laff.

With all the gramma wen you don blow in your posts I don know your occupation: CLOWN.

haba you can do better than that na.
Don't tell me you are running out of steam already.
Now he is trying to look for the easiest way to run.
Why dust your palms when you know you walk with them?

By the way that transformer talk is becoming stale don't you think

Anyway make sure you go and wee before you go to bed sha cos I hear you still bed wet even at 39.

^^ I laugh in mathematics.
You are a proper Nigerian: no innovation at all. shey because your name was used as a tool in yabbing you, you think you should do same, kai olodo

^^^monkeyjibbz the senselessness detector.
Anyway I feel your frustration, but believe me you are not the only one there are others like you.
Your captors fail to understand that Monkeys like you belong in the wild. Instead they still keep you in the house as a pet and now they are forcing you to type on a computer instead of
them to give you some bananas

^ I think the latter is more like it

^^My dia Monkeyjibbz, I no be Igbo man o
You no even know whether I be guy in the first place

The great Monkeyjibbz This ya name sweet me die.
First name: Monkey Last name: Jibbz

^^na ya block head the light block no be ya ear.

Agibecky = Orikinla (AKA Orikinmonkey)
You don come again with your mumuness abi
I take my yansh beg you make you stop all these fantasizing na.
the only thing wen you go end up doing na masturbation ni

190:

^^
baby easy
please dont let him work you up ^{for me}

^^^^ghhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
190 you hypocrite

190:

now its michelline,
who probably doesnt know if u both exists!

Na true talk be that one ni
Make man no go die for nothing o.
Oya Madu make you carry go