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RomanceRe: What Is It With You Gals? by Flashfast1: 12:14pm On Mar 29, 2010
harakiri:
Women bring loads of drama.A woman can be dating you and sleeping with other guys and feel it's "cool" but the moment she sees you talking to another girl, she's hit the ceiling.Get used to it.
abi na
RomanceRe: My Ex Gf Store My Name In Her Phone As Customer Care. by Flashfast1: 8:36am On Mar 29, 2010
lol. . . That's the worst I've heard.
Well at least she didn't save it as low battery.
RomanceRe: I Am Not A Virgin by Flashfast1: 8:10am On Mar 29, 2010
alukstea:
She was Disvirgined but lol somehow somehow bro she became a Virgin again,, chai nothing Nigeria Chics no fit use lie lol , as for what you'll believe Virgin or no Virgin just believe she's a woman lol
LMAO
Forum GamesRe: Flashfast I Link Na Only You Go School? Carry your English Go Form ur Dictionary by Flashfast1: 5:58pm On Mar 22, 2010
^^I have given a public apology for my totally ungentlemanly behaviour. But if you guys feel that I have to apologise in person I'll do (don't have her details though).

Missy B, once again I'm sorry and I'll like to make it up to you . I admit that I was a total a=s=s which is a far cry from the person I am. I truly want to make it up to you. How about dinner at Sheraton or any other place of your choice (but please it must be in Abuja cos I am currently there and will be there for a while).

I believe if you get to know me you might change your opinion about me. Please say yes to my proposal.
Forum GamesRe: Flashfast I Link Na Only You Go School? Carry your English Go Form ur Dictionary by Flashfast1: 12:04am On Mar 21, 2010
@190
O boy na where you see that babe. The girl fine die.
Forum GamesRe: Flashfast I Link Na Only You Go School? Carry your English Go Form ur Dictionary by Flashfast1: 11:38pm On Mar 20, 2010
^^OK I'll stop. Just didn't like the fact that some crazy dude would wake up one day and start a thread about me.
@ Missy B
sorry I said all those things about you. I sincerely apologise.
Forum GamesRe: Flashfast I Link Na Only You Go School? Carry your English Go Form ur Dictionary by Flashfast1: 11:32pm On Mar 20, 2010
OK since we are all trying to patronise her: Missy B dearie, you are the finest monkey I have ever laid eyes on and I'll  be more than glad to have you in my zoo sorry room.
Forum GamesRe: Flashfast I Link Na Only You Go School? Carry your English Go Form ur Dictionary by Flashfast1: 11:24pm On Mar 20, 2010
190:
^^

but missy B your nyash make sense sha!!
Exactly. If to say dem dey fit take nyash replace face I for say make she go do am cos the face na apology. .
Forum GamesRe: Flashfast I Link Na Only You Go School? Carry your English Go Form ur Dictionary by Flashfast1: 11:19pm On Mar 20, 2010
^^^laffs
Forum GamesRe: Flashfast I Link Na Only You Go School? Carry your English Go Form ur Dictionary by Flashfast1: 11:14pm On Mar 20, 2010
Missy B:
Nah, not me. The Lady is right in Your house cool

Like I ealier said, entertaining You isn't on ma list tonight.
Thank God o! so na which kind of entertainment I go for call that one: Ladies and Gents, Wowo Pictures in conjunction with Masquerade entertainment presents MISSY LIPS.
Please viewers beware that this movie contains scary footages and only brave men should watch.
Not suitable for ladies, children and hypertensive men. . .  grin grin

Did you see the bolded words . . . Olodo back at you tongue tongue
Forum GamesRe: Flashfast I Link Na Only You Go School? Carry your English Go Form ur Dictionary by Flashfast1: 10:55pm On Mar 20, 2010
@Missy B
Sorry I almost forgot to ask: please are you the lady with two pus=sies? Cos your mouth be like one fungus infected pus=sy. . . grin
Forum GamesRe: Flashfast I Link Na Only You Go School? Carry your English Go Form ur Dictionary by Flashfast1: 10:50pm On Mar 20, 2010
Missy B:
Sharaap and quit using his errors to dissemble Yours.
I'm sure he wrote the ''Pigeon'' too. grin
Una see the thing wen I talk. Trouble want sleep yanga no gree am.


Missy B:
I'm better looking than any Female in Your Life. I refuse to entertain You and cohorts further on such an asinine subject. Blame Your English teasher, not me Darling. wink
Better looking ke. This monkey with lips like chida for tarzan. kai your boyfriend don really deceive you. I bet if even your mama hear say you talk say you fine she go dey laugh. Cos babe seriously you are fuggly. However you try for a=s=s sha.
Forum GamesRe: Flashfast I Link Na Only You Go School? Carry your English Go Form ur Dictionary by Flashfast1: 10:44pm On Mar 20, 2010
waleski:
Flash guy hw far na i knw d day was long nd hectic nd u want 2 vent your frustration on smthg but realy she was just joking she does nt dserve al dis abuse even if d lipstick was a little 2 much appreciate dat as$ nw she tried my advice is u take a cold shower nd cnme back wen u are cool
lol. . . . Nothing do you. smiley
Forum GamesRe: Flashfast I Link Na Only You Go School? Carry your English Go Form ur Dictionary by Flashfast1: 10:41pm On Mar 20, 2010
Ebonyeyes:
I agree Flash you went below the belt and beyond on that one I think she was joking with you actually.
Sorry I didn't see it that way. Now that I do,  I. . . . . . . . ummmmmmmm
*swallows* aint so sorry  grin
Forum GamesRe: Flashfast I Link Na Only You Go School? Carry your English Go Form ur Dictionary by Flashfast1: 10:33pm On Mar 20, 2010
Missy Lips, do you think with your lips? The guy said he is a Nigeria so I repeated it for him to see. Obviously you didn't understand. But how could you have understood when you were busy using crayon on your face.
Forum GamesRe: Flashfast I Link Na Only You Go School? Carry your English Go Form ur Dictionary by Flashfast1: 9:50pm On Mar 20, 2010
^^**yawwwwwwwwwwwns*
Sorry I was already sleeping.

@ Missy B
Did you get punched in the mouth because your lips look really big and red. They kind of pass for an over f**ked pus=sy.
Your make up is really terrible, it looks like your face is going to fall off.  Please are you the rainbow or a masquerade? Because I can see all the seven colours of the rainbow on your face. Please change that pix on your profile fast. . . Fuugly B=I=T=C=H
Forum GamesRe: Flashfast I Link Na Only You Go School? Carry your English Go Form ur Dictionary by Flashfast1: 8:47pm On Mar 20, 2010
dns:
no go do this ITK 4 interview if not u go fail go back house oooh.
Interview for what? Obviously we are not in the same level by any standard of measurement.


dns:
am a Nigeria in a Nigeria chart.
So you are a Nigeria. . . Please listen to yourself.  cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

dns:
Thanks any way, !
any time . . .  smiley
Forum GamesRe: Flashfast I Link Na Only You Go School? Carry your English Go Form ur Dictionary by Flashfast1: 8:36pm On Mar 20, 2010
dns:
na only go school go form your dictionary and live people to use their own way express them selves. even bombabile english we done see, and we done hear am tire.

cambridge e'tudient carry go.
Why do you feel intimidated? I don't think I have ever stooped so low to the point of having a brawl with you.
Besides, is it my fault that the only way you can express yourself is pigeon. Guy grow up. tongue

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