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Sorry dearie. I like you, I really do. Its just that that your head dey make me go hungry. The thing just dey bring the thought of pear to my mind. Na which tree dem pluck your head from? 

@Thoniaslim
Sorry for dising you jare.
I just saw your profile pix. . . Girl you are fine o. Well at least with the contact lenes and the make up. Take them off and all I see is one big headed chic, with the head shaped like avocado pear. .  

ThoniaSlim:
Is that the best you've got?

for you, sadly yes.
But I still have some for your mum. Do you wanna hear? say yes plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

^^^Suckaz sucking your stinking puss=sy right?
I'm still on my way to the cliff, but sorry couldn't find the Brighter Grammer. I guess that means you will die an olodo.

^^will tel her I need space and time to think.

waleski:
Nice one u culd av a devil's three smthg sha either its great aving your gurlnd her gf around dnt guck urself sha

lol. . .

abrahym:
My girlfriend love and care so much about her female friend,she always chill with her, we usualy talk on phone,She aint got time to visit me,not until i caught her kissing her female friend and she told it was just fun, should i delete her and look for something sweeter? Or acept her apology.

- She's got time to always chill with her friend but She aint got time to visit you.
- Caught kissing her friend.
I think she is a lesbian and she's using you as a cover (you know, the "I've got a boyfriend so I'm straight" kind of thing).
I say dumb her lesbian a=s=s

^^^Ok I will. But that will be after I take you back to primary school to learn how to use your punctuation marks. Better still I think I might have to buy you Brighter Grammer instead. . . . OLODO

HOTLIL@sa:
Every time the girl needs it. And the girl only wants to date the rich guys, believes they can take care of her.

Na gold digger be that ke!

smooooooth:
first long post i've read to the end, cos it made more sense than lots of short post i read. you really said it all. women try endure read and learn, it will help alot.

I totally agree

sql-error:
. . . . Recently, just within a month, i had about 3 girls toasting me. Though i am used to girls asking me out, but the frequency at which these ones came was alarming. I told them i am already taken and wouldn't want to cheat on my girl. . . .

hmmmm. . . . Michael Jackson 
u are even used to having babes toasting you. Ha na wa o.  Make you give me the water make me take am bathe too na. Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Pweety4me:
Dieing & fighting?ok we'll i don't engage in such acts anywayz. . .

Who is worth dieing 4 anywayz?

Any member of my family is worth dieing for.

dezzygal:
gals no guy is worth fighting for,for the gal u r fighting may end up bn his Mrs at d end of day.

eya! another babe don beat this one because of her boyfriend. Sorry ehn.

ThoniaSlim:
Learn to spell another correctly and I will tell you the reason!

Comment on the topic if you want to and stop doing "I too Know"

afrobaby:
is this a question or a statement cos if it's a question, then , there should be a question mark at the end of the sentence, what is it?

We are not in an English class. I suggest you comment on the topic if you have any thing to say and stop making unnecessary corrections. Beside I recommend that you check yourself before correcting someone else. You are starting a sentence with a small alphabet and you asked two different questions with just one question mark. You also made use of commas where there ought to be either a full stop or a question mark. Abi dem dey sell the question mark. How is that for correction?

@poster
Na men dey deceive them that's why.

omega25red:
only alcoholics would question something that is a fact

Your Brain - Alcohol is a depressant that slows brain activity down. While one or two drinks makes most people feel relaxed, more alcohol may cause feelings of anxiety, depression, and often aggression. Alcohol’s first effect as it reaches the outer brain is to distort your judgement and lower you inhibition, while producing euphoria (a sense of pleasure). As you consume more alcohol, and it reaches the cerebellum, your coordination and perception are affected, and you can have memory blackouts. As the alcohol reaches your mid-brain, reflexes diminish, you experience confusion, stupor, and may lapse into a coma. Once the alcohol finally reaches the medulla, or inner core of the brain, your heart rate drops and breathing ceases, resulting in death. Research suggests that continued alcohol use can cause depression. Alcohol robs brain cells of water and glucose, the brain’s food, contributing to a hangover the next day.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=is+alcohol+a+depressant&aq=0&aqi=g3&aql=&oq=is+alcohol+a+dep&gs_rfai= drop this link in your browswer to see all the results you will get

Yepa! Thanks for the info.
That means no more drinking for me o.
Well actually, the bottle after this one i'm taking is gonna be my last.
On a second thought the one after that will be it.

omega25red:
alcohol is a depressant contrary to what people think.

That's so not true. Oga where did you get your facts from?

MRbrownJAY:
AH VIRGINS!!!! and you wonder why i run away from these lot!!!!

@poster
why do you worry about some little girls insecurities? you didnt do anything wrong, some women are funky like that. you f.i.n.g.e.r.e.d her, had a great time with her and thats what matter. if she crazy like that, then there is nothing YOU can do about it.

see, this is what i think happened: this girl woke up the next day and felt really cheap knowing that you were all up in that toto (we all know how they want to give that "pure" image while they are not).
the following day your neighbor's girl saw the gal and asked her what happened, your gal couldnt say that she had a great time being f.i.n.g.e.r.e.d so she said what would make HER look like a saint: "he chased me all night and didnt want to let me sleep!"
now that she said that, she has to keep up the act and pretend in front of them all that she is mad at you.

you definitely should have munched on that toto like it was the best eba you ever tasted and make her come a few time in the process. by the time you would have brought your dikc out, she would have jumped on it like her life depended on it!

Bam!!! Spot on.

promkingzz:
Now the question my neighbours girlfriend is asking me is "what did u do 2her?. . . ."

I think the question should have been "What didn't you do to her?"

Abbey_city:
@Poster
hw many times are u gonna post dis same Topic

He is overwhelmed with the current situation of things so he is going to keep posting it till eternity.

Sept 6th

chukz4real:
The other day, the poster' g-string fell off her waist. The white samaritan man picked it up, raised her flowing long skirt up and wore her the panty without looking at her and asking any question, if it were to be Nigerian guys, they would have opened their eyes wide while wearing her the panty!

laffing n rolling on the floor. . .

@poster
Did you say she is very alright?

Tee_Jay:
the poster is a yeye woman jare, an attention seeker, only you dont have train ticket, your tyre punctured, u dey carry heavy load aha are you the only one? or you are just trying to get attention?

laffs. . . .Na wa for this chic o. Na every thing them go do for you? Shey make man even wash your . . . .

Akinagirl:
Why did we need to know this? It is NOT manditory to open threads!!!

I wonder

That's almost like having body odour. Can't stand it at all.

See true love o. Is that pic real?

This poster is obviously sexually starved. . . . Please get some Pus=sy fast before you go crazy.