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blacksta:
I am surprised at the current level of support for Jonathan  - The Media and people are making the guy look like a saint  - The fact still remains

1.  Jonathan is part of Yaradua
2.  Yaradua was  not elected but was imposed on the Nigeria
3.  Jonathan is a part of the evil plans of the PDP

I am rather happy at the present INfighting within the PDP( i hope it consumes all them) and could not give damn if Jonathan is giving a deadly cup of tea maybe then Nigeria can move forward.


I can now accept that " Nigerians do have a very short memory"

Wow ,I never thought I will agree with you on this forum about anything but i concur with your comment ,I could’nt have put it in a better way. They all need to go we don’t want PDP or AC ,we want a fresh start. Completely fresh start with people under the age of 35 running the country not these old hags who been in power for over 3 decades.

They don't have a short memory they are just s.t.u.pi.d cowards.What do you expect from people who supports PDP's N2billion to soludo?

It is idiots like some of you who support this soludo that makes me want to give up on that useless country called Nigeria. How can you fools say it is ok for him to receive that money.

I don’t blame this corrupt leaders anymore I blame fools like you citizens who support them. Don’t worry judgement day will come and all of you who are supporting them will also join them in front of the firing squad.

All of you morons ,with one bullet in the head. That will send a clear message to any of your corrupt friends! I tire o!

I will suggest that those of us who still have family members in Nigeria should start sending money home to our relatives to build underground bunkers. Al Qaeda will definitely retaliate to teach the Nigerian Government and the USA a lesson. This was a move in the wrong direction.

By aligning with the USA , our fncked up government and douchebag SSS officials have just endangered the lives of 150 million people all in the name of a$$ kissing. We could barely contain Boko-Haram , I wonder how Nigeria will survive if Al Qaeda operatives start bombing Nigeria and when the USA “invades” in the name of Homeland security. Those who are scared to fight now will be picking up used Ak-47s for just $200 a piece.

Everyday we seem to be moving from frying pan to fire.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=379793.msg5308982#msg5308982 date=1263410061]This happened to moi in UNILAG but it wasn't chocolates, it was SUYA.
I turned up late for a date and the witch in question threw temper tantrums, i left the SUYA i brought with me on her table and she threw it in a bin(still wrapped though). I left the room and went back to pick up something i cannot remember now and alas. . . .The whole crew were devouring the SUYA.[/quote]No mind dem ,na so dem go dey form like say dey no dey mess.

While i agree that some Nigerian men have no etiquette when it comes to approaching a lady ,I must also say that Naija girls too like forming. I remember an incident once when I was still in LASU ,I went to alaba market with my girlfriend to buy an HiFI system for my hostel. As soon as we got to the market ,these traders started pulling my girl by the hand ,I wanted to do something but I could not because I realized that I was outnumbered. I told my girl to chill and just hold her temper but these Alaba monkeys will not relent and one dumb naughty person made the mistake of  tapping my girl on the azz. As an active LASUITE my reaction was instant ,I kicked the sucker in the nuts with my tims and needless to say ,his friends rushed me.

Lucky for me(and trust me I was very lucky that day) , a few of my school friends were also in the market at that time and they joined in the brawl which lasted a few minutes until one of the “market elders” stopped the fight. We were taken to the Alaba Traders Association office where both parties narrated their side of the story. The elders in the market sided with us and ordered that the boy’s shop(the offender) be locked for some hours as punishment for tapping my girl’s behind. I went home with a couple of bruises by my pride intact.
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On the other hand I experienced a situation where my friend was severely humiliated at moremi hall in unilag, My friend had parked his vehicle close to the hall and we walked to the hostel ,we found some chicks out side  and my friend approached them. But my friend had barely said hello when one of the girl bust out and in her own words :  “abeg abeg ,waka far , na us you wan come toast .See this yeye scrub wey no get levels.”

My friend was frozen to the spot unable to even open his mouth and everybody was looking at him (me ,I  quickly retracted my steps to a very safe distance).I will never forget that day. My friend was traumatized for like 3 hours after that. You know when I look back at it now ,I realize that those chicks were not even solid babes ,they are this regular Naija girls with beautiful face, antelope legs and flat azz.

Any Nigerian guy who has been to Yankie or Southern African countries like Tanzania , Angola ,Swaziland ,South Africa ,Zimbabwe ,Namibia and Mozambique will know that most Naija girls no too set in terms of legs and yansh. Na so so K-leg full naija with pelebe yansh. And the funny thing is these girls from Yankie and Southern Africa no dey form. If a chick in SA spots you in a club and likes you ,she will walk up to you and tell you point blank that : “Damn you are fine”  or  “I won‘t mind hooking up with you” .Just like that no forming no need to buy KFC or Mac Donalds and it does not mean that they are cheap either, they are just real straight forward chicks who don’t like to beat around the bush.

So in conclusion, it is 50-50 ,some Naija boys too razz while some Naija girls too dey overform .The recent Big Brother Africa Revolution show is an example of how Naija girls rate in Africa, you see Nkenna’s face like an old leather bag and Geraldine’s teeth. Chai na shovel be that o! Those two girls no suppose form for anybody at all!

(I know I will receive “HEAVY” insults from Naija girls now )

@poster

Abroad is not what you think it is ,most of the stories they tell us about western countries is a fantasy tale. It is a shame that you applied 6 times (even though i dont believe you did).You can become rich if you know what you are doing in Nigeria, i will suggest that you start an online business. Browse online for honest opportunities (avoid work from home sites ,they are scams).But their are several other opportunities online that you can use to earn a living. I live in a foreign land but 30% of my monthly income comes from honest internet trading. At first you may make little profit online but you have to believe in what you are doing to make a success of it. You have to be dedicated and prayerful.

I don't blame them, i have heard about many atrocities that our brothers commit in china even duping unsuspecting Nigerian traders who come from Nigeria to buy electronics. I live in South Africa and they are the same here , they have ruined our name everywhere. South Africa started deporting Nigerians in 2005 after their sex and prostitution syndicates were busted. Up till now Nigerians are discriminated against by South Africans just because of these morons.

Here are some videos of what our brothers are doing in the South:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syhT3nTWFdI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E14BeQp0W4w

http://www.timeslive.co.za/news/article224181.ece

I support the jail term ,that is what they deserve.

wole soyinka for president

The answer is “show off” / Madness. Maybe you haven’t noticed but Nigerians love to show off and in a very ridiculous way for that matter.

What other people in developed countries don’t give a damn about , we Nigerians will show off with it and even worship it.

In developed countries worldwide , driving a nice car like a BMW  ,a Jaguar or a Range Rover is not a BIG DEAL. People simply walk into a car shop ,purchase the car and drive it home without making any noise to their friends ,but in Nigeria if a person buys a Tokunbo car from cotonou he will throw a party for his friends to celebrate the car. LOL

Even buying a new cellphone in Nigeria “calls” for a celebration. We too dey local for naija. We never soji at all ,we just soji for the wrong side. We are not mature mentally , we are still in the dark ages but we keep fooling ourselves believing that we are the smartest and happiest people on the planet. Nigeria is the only country I know of where streets are blocked in the name of a party.

I remember one dumb Naija boy here who was dating a mixed South African girl ,this guy was so local that he was telling his friends that he was dating an oyinbo girl just because the girl is mixed and has a very light skin. Talk of inferiority complex.

We need serious Koboko flogging to get our senses right!!

For real the president is alive , he was spotted in a gym in Saudi arabia,see proof here:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-380348.0.html

yawn ,super chickens

On a lighter note you all should see this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-380348.0.html

News just in ,our great president is recovering well and he was spotted in a GYM in Saudi Arabia a few hours ago.The president was kind enough to show us that he is very fit and ready to continue his duties ,here is proof :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7iVGpOMq00&feature=related

Bloody lie ,i was at the Nigerian Embassy yesterday in Johannesburg and there were no South Africans queuing outside. There were only about 3 South Africans at the embassy and they attended to them quickly before they even attended to us.

Don't mind these foolish politicians and their empty threats. Is that not the same way they gave the USA an ultimatum only to withdraw it a few hours later. Nigeria is joke and it’s government and citizens are treated as such in foreign countries. Besides the South African embassy in Lagos has been asking for deposits since 2004 how come it took them six years to address the issue. These bloody ass.holes who rule ,na now dey wan raise shoulder.

That same embassy that does not pick up it’s phones, you will call for days but no one will pick up. When you go there , you find all this useless Nigerian girls gossiping and filing their nails. Can you believe that in South Africa , Nigerian government official are thoroughly searched for drugs at the airport when they arrive. What a JOKE of a nation.

I am not angry that they lost ,i am angry at the way they lost.

My heart bleeds for Nigeria ,Nothing is working us.We are losing in every way ,sports ,politics ,economy the list is Endless.I think it is time we really cry to GOD to save us because this nation is really upside down.That match was just an example of how messed up our nation is.

PHEW , why me? Why do i have to belong to such a country ehn ,why me GOD?