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Crime / Re: Sylvester Oromoni: Sanwo-Olu Commiserates With Oromoni Family by flexcool131(m): 5:51am On Dec 08, 2021 |
Ok |
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye With A Video Vixen In Bed. Fan Slams Him, He Fires Back by flexcool131(m): 10:43pm On Sep 10, 2018 |
This picture of from his musical video Reality |
Sports / Re: ‘Ewure Oshi’ - Anthony Joshua To Iphone 8 Owners ‘asking Him For Favors’ by flexcool131(m): 3:31pm On Sep 14, 2017 |
It just doesn't make sense buying expensive phone and still ask for money 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy: 'Don't Listen To My Music If You Are Not A Fan' by flexcool131(m): 2:25pm On Aug 04, 2017 |
I'm a fan |
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With Her Because She Cheated, Now I Want Her Back. by flexcool131(m): 2:44pm On Jul 17, 2017 |
pocohantas: Damn! Have you ever considered being a relationship counselor. You're amazing |
Politics / Re: Fayose Bans All Students Activities And Public Processions In Ekiti State by flexcool131(m): 9:34am On Jul 06, 2017 |
GMBuhari: Men no dey rugged, men dey strong 2 Likes |
Investment / Re: I Build Website For Free by flexcool131(m): 1:38am On Jun 28, 2017 |
callmetomi: You really amaze me Tomi |
Forum Games / Let's Your Phone Suggestion Finish The Sentence by flexcool131(m): 1:34am On Jun 28, 2017 |
Today I'm a long time
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Romance / Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by flexcool131(m): 11:35pm On Jun 27, 2017 |
I have really bleeped up when it comes to love which I'm seriously regretting now, I sold almost all my properties just help a girl I was dating then. My iPhone, laptop, TV,gen,wardrobe, even withdraw all my money. I still think about it and wondered how it all happened maybe it was jazz I don't know, even till now that I have recovered everything I still can't tell my close friends everything I sold for her cuz I'm sure I will be punched like punching bag. When it comes to emotions I'm just too simple till now I'm still afraid of the word love. 6 Likes |
Religion / Re: Was Jesus A Thief? by flexcool131(m): 1:59pm On May 31, 2017 |
Oloruntobi4382: .
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Jokes Etc / How To Tell If Someone Is A Republican, A Democrat, Or A Southerner by flexcool131(m): 11:34pm On May 08, 2017 |
Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? This little test will help you decide: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you… You are carrying a Glock 21 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ****************************** Democrat’s Answer: Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! What is a Glock 21 cal. 45 ACP? Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing! ****************************** Republican’s Answer: BANG! ****************************** Southerner’s Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….. (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click. Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Federal Hollow Points?!” Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!” Wife: “You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist! How did you like this joke? |
Forum Games / Re: Get In Here And Solve This by flexcool131(m): 2:06am On Apr 26, 2017 |
It think it's nothing 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Just These Night. by flexcool131(m): 12:42am On Apr 18, 2017 |
You're a problem child now, you shouldn't be worried about little cut |
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Mark Easter In Style (photos) by flexcool131(m): 6:47pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
Mehn! Tboss is looking gorgeous |
Celebrities / Re: Tboss' Brother Blasts AY For Making A Joke About His Sister by flexcool131(m): 6:38pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
You guys on here are not getting it at all, Tbosz family are not trying to gain attention but for AY to humiliate her sis on stage in the name of making money is not fair to her, that's pure wickedness. How many of can accept that if any of our family get that kind of humiliation when the other is making money from it? Truth 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija Marvis Welcomed In Her Hometown In Rivers Alongside Bisola & Kemen by flexcool131(m): 6:24pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
Who would have knew Marvis dad is a community king, nice one from her. 1 Like |
Health / Re: World's First Head Transplant A Success After Nineteen Hours Of Operation by flexcool131(m): 11:32am On Apr 17, 2017 |
It's not a lie, I was really surprised I saw this on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9D_A0wAH5Q |
Celebrities / Re: Marvis, Bisola And Kemen, Off To Efe's Village (photo) by flexcool131(m): 12:27am On Apr 15, 2017 |
Seriously i just don't understand country anymore, why would someone want give them 50m? What for? Why are we celebrating someone who sit down in a house sleeping, getting drunk, kissing, eating and so on. Best students in Nigeria are not getting that kind money, best in mathematics, spelling competition nothing to write home about. After collecting 25m and SUV another 50m! I believe there're millions of people who need that money that just given it to him. |
Nairaland / General / Re: See What Nairaland Told Me When I Want To Comment On A Thread. by flexcool131(m): 1:10pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
I think it's because you're still new, I'm sure after some time you'll be able to comment |
Romance / Re: Hmm: "I Have A Man I'm Engaged To But I Can't Stop Sleeping With My Neighbour" by flexcool131(m): 1:49am On Apr 14, 2017 |
Seriously I don't know what to say to this but I just hate the kind of lady you are, I just can't imagine myself as your fiance. I felt pity on the poor dude loving a cheap LovePeddler like you 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: 50cent Punches Super Aggressive Fan by flexcool131(m): 12:09pm On Apr 13, 2017 |
50cent lunch the lady straight |
Celebrities / 50cent Punches Super Aggressive Fan by flexcool131(m): 11:34am On Apr 13, 2017 |
Romance / Re: My New Boyfriend Said He Is A Cultist, What Should I Do? by flexcool131(m): 7:10am On Apr 13, 2017 |
[quote author=ToriBlue post=55514323]How can he be a student and also be a lord? In my school, you must graduate to be a lord. Anyway, I don't date cultists, you shouldn't too for your own safety, they may be looking for him and use you as an example by shooting you in his stead.[/quote How come you knew all this if you're not dating one,though you're right |
Crime / Re: Burial Of Woman Shot By Policeman Who Was Chasing Yahoo Boy In Lagos (Photos) by flexcool131(m): 6:30pm On Apr 11, 2017 |
At least Nigeria police should have provide coffin for the woman |
Religion / Re: {free} Face Divination Online by flexcool131(m): 10:05am On Apr 11, 2017 |
Babalawos: This is the picture
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Religion / Re: {free} Face Divination Online by flexcool131(m): 5:03pm On Apr 10, 2017 |
Babalawos: Aboru Aboye This is my pictures . |
Fashion / Re: Who Kill The Sawgg? by flexcool131(m): 12:53pm On Apr 09, 2017 |
None |
Religion / Re: Orunmila And Osanyin by flexcool131(m): 10:41am On Apr 09, 2017 |
One babalawo once told to come and KO IFA saying we have IFA in our family and the IFA is really dirty. I still don't get how IFA will be dirty |
Religion / Re: Orunmila And Osanyin by flexcool131(m): 10:39am On Apr 09, 2017 |
Nice one |
Religion / Re: Why Is The Sunday Before The Resurrection Of Christ Called Palm Sunday? by flexcool131(m): 10:23am On Apr 09, 2017 |
It's actually called palm wine Sunday 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Boss And Leader by flexcool131(m): 9:48am On Apr 09, 2017 |
Which one of the two
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Politics / Boss And Leader by flexcool131(m): 9:47am On Apr 09, 2017 |
Which one do we have in Nigeria |
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