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Crime / Re: Sylvester Oromoni: Sanwo-Olu Commiserates With Oromoni Family by flexcool131(m): 5:51am On Dec 08, 2021
Ok
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye With A Video Vixen In Bed. Fan Slams Him, He Fires Back by flexcool131(m): 10:43pm On Sep 10, 2018
This picture of from his musical video Reality
Sports / Re: ‘Ewure Oshi’ - Anthony Joshua To Iphone 8 Owners ‘asking Him For Favors’ by flexcool131(m): 3:31pm On Sep 14, 2017
It just doesn't make sense buying expensive phone and still ask for money

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy: 'Don't Listen To My Music If You Are Not A Fan' by flexcool131(m): 2:25pm On Aug 04, 2017
I'm a fan
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With Her Because She Cheated, Now I Want Her Back. by flexcool131(m): 2:44pm On Jul 17, 2017
pocohantas:
You'll be fine.
It's only normal you feel this way, considering you loved her...



This is where the trouble started, you were just too in love to notice or act on it. Some women could be very smart...or should I say cunning? The worst thing that can happen to you in a relationship, is to show a bad partner you can't do without him or her...you become predictable and less spontaneous. An emotional pushover and wreck. Such partners have a way of making themselves 'indispensable'... grin
So, when they eventually strike, they expect you to forgive out of fear of being alone or finding someone like them.

Some men go ahead to marry such women, and they will almost steal trying to satisfy her. Na God save you. My brother, move on. Next time, use your senses. Don't love a woman and buy all her problems. All those uncontrollable demands was her way of testing the efficacy of her juju in your life...learn to say NO to unnecessary demands!!! You deserve better...someone better than a cheat.

Damn! Have you ever considered being a relationship counselor. You're amazing
Politics / Re: Fayose Bans All Students Activities And Public Processions In Ekiti State by flexcool131(m): 9:34am On Jul 06, 2017
GMBuhari:
This Ediot wants to ban 7/7 Glorious Egede day grin grin grin grin


Same people he contracted to rig his elections for him ?


not my business though , but the way it sounds does Fayose think they'll fly on campus ? or identify themselves as students in the public ?

Rugged men do they shytt in a predetermined off campus location


mumu Fayose

Men no dey rugged, men dey strong

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Investment / Re: I Build Website For Free by flexcool131(m): 1:38am On Jun 28, 2017
callmetomi:
Hey guys!
My name is Tomi and I'm a web developer
Do you have a business That you want to take to the global market? Whatever it is that you do, I'll build your website for you free of charge ( no workmanship).
Check out my last work www.gadgetsbin.com call or message me on 09039383495 if you or you know someone that might need me.

You really amaze me Tomi
Forum Games / Let's Your Phone Suggestion Finish The Sentence by flexcool131(m): 1:34am On Jun 28, 2017
Today I'm a long time

Romance / Re: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by flexcool131(m): 11:35pm On Jun 27, 2017
I have really bleeped up when it comes to love which I'm seriously regretting now, I sold almost all my properties just help a girl I was dating then. My iPhone, laptop, TV,gen,wardrobe, even withdraw all my money. I still think about it and wondered how it all happened maybe it was jazz I don't know, even till now that I have recovered everything I still can't tell my close friends everything I sold for her cuz I'm sure I will be punched like punching bag. When it comes to emotions I'm just too simple till now I'm still afraid of the word love.

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Religion / Re: Was Jesus A Thief? by flexcool131(m): 1:59pm On May 31, 2017
Oloruntobi4382:
At Matthew 12:1, Jesus disciples stole/plugged grains from another man garden without permission. Is that not stealing? Abi we can now harvest another man's cassava without permission?


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Jokes Etc / How To Tell If Someone Is A Republican, A Democrat, Or A Southerner by flexcool131(m): 11:34pm On May 08, 2017
Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? This little test will help you decide:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you…

You are carrying a Glock 21 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat’s Answer:

Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! What is a Glock 21 cal. 45 ACP?

Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?

Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!

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Republican’s Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner’s Answer:

BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click…..

(Sounds of reloading)

BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
Click.

Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Federal Hollow Points?!”

Son: “Can I shoot the next one?!”

Wife: “You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!

How did you like this joke?
Forum Games / Re: Get In Here And Solve This by flexcool131(m): 2:06am On Apr 26, 2017
It think it's nothing

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Crime / Re: Just These Night. by flexcool131(m): 12:42am On Apr 18, 2017
You're a problem child now, you shouldn't be worried about little cut
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Mark Easter In Style (photos) by flexcool131(m): 6:47pm On Apr 17, 2017
Mehn! Tboss is looking gorgeous
Celebrities / Re: Tboss' Brother Blasts AY For Making A Joke About His Sister by flexcool131(m): 6:38pm On Apr 17, 2017
You guys on here are not getting it at all, Tbosz family are not trying to gain attention but for AY to humiliate her sis on stage in the name of making money is not fair to her, that's pure wickedness. How many of can accept that if any of our family get that kind of humiliation when the other is making money from it? Truth

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija Marvis Welcomed In Her Hometown In Rivers Alongside Bisola & Kemen by flexcool131(m): 6:24pm On Apr 17, 2017
Who would have knew Marvis dad is a community king, nice one from her.

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Health / Re: World's First Head Transplant A Success After Nineteen Hours Of Operation by flexcool131(m): 11:32am On Apr 17, 2017
It's not a lie, I was really surprised I saw this on YouTube


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9D_A0wAH5Q
Celebrities / Re: Marvis, Bisola And Kemen, Off To Efe's Village (photo) by flexcool131(m): 12:27am On Apr 15, 2017
Seriously i just don't understand country anymore, why would someone want give them 50m? What for? Why are we celebrating someone who sit down in a house sleeping, getting drunk, kissing, eating and so on. Best students in Nigeria are not getting that kind money, best in mathematics, spelling competition nothing to write home about. After collecting 25m and SUV another 50m! I believe there're millions of people who need that money that just given it to him.
Nairaland / General / Re: See What Nairaland Told Me When I Want To Comment On A Thread. by flexcool131(m): 1:10pm On Apr 14, 2017
I think it's because you're still new, I'm sure after some time you'll be able to comment
Romance / Re: Hmm: "I Have A Man I'm Engaged To But I Can't Stop Sleeping With My Neighbour" by flexcool131(m): 1:49am On Apr 14, 2017
Seriously I don't know what to say to this but I just hate the kind of lady you are, I just can't imagine myself as your fiance. I felt pity on the poor dude loving a cheap LovePeddler like you

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Celebrities / Re: 50cent Punches Super Aggressive Fan by flexcool131(m): 12:09pm On Apr 13, 2017
50cent lunch the lady straight
Celebrities / 50cent Punches Super Aggressive Fan by flexcool131(m): 11:34am On Apr 13, 2017
Romance / Re: My New Boyfriend Said He Is A Cultist, What Should I Do? by flexcool131(m): 7:10am On Apr 13, 2017
[quote author=ToriBlue post=55514323]How can he be a student and also be a lord? In my school, you must graduate to be a lord. Anyway, I don't date cultists, you shouldn't too for your own safety, they may be looking for him and use you as an example by shooting you in his stead.[/quote

How come you knew all this if you're not dating one,though you're right
Crime / Re: Burial Of Woman Shot By Policeman Who Was Chasing Yahoo Boy In Lagos (Photos) by flexcool131(m): 6:30pm On Apr 11, 2017
At least Nigeria police should have provide coffin for the woman
Religion / Re: {free} Face Divination Online by flexcool131(m): 10:05am On Apr 11, 2017
Babalawos:
I cant see your face photograph here


This is the picture

Religion / Re: {free} Face Divination Online by flexcool131(m): 5:03pm On Apr 10, 2017
Babalawos:
Face divination is the art of fore-telling the future through the face.

Face Divination has been used for millennia in both the Eastern and Western civilizations.

In the Western world it is called physiognomy while in China it is known as xiàng shù 相术.

14 FACE DIVINATION ATTRIBUTES

(1) Your ears show how you interact with others, your level or risk-taking and longevity.
(2) Your hairline show how you socialise.
(3) Your forehead shows your way of thinking and parental influence.
(4) Your browbones show issues to do with control.
(5) Your eyebrows show your passion, sense of pride and level temper.
(6) Your eyes reveal how open you are to life and experiences and your intelligence.
(7) Your cheeks show your level of confidence.
8 Your cheekbones show how you assert your authority.
(9) Your nose indicates your money situation and the way you work, your ego, drive and power.
(10) The tip of your nose shows your inner emotions.
(11) Your mouth shows the way you express yourself.
(12) Your lips reveal your sensuality and how you physically express yourself.
(13) Your chin indicates your level of assertiveness, character and will power.
(14) Your jaws indicates your determination.

OTHER METHODS OF DIVINATION

There are several methods of divination which can be done through palm reading or face reading. Other methods Include the use of sand or water or fire or crystal balls.

In sorcery a witch doctor is able to tell the future of someone by reading the person's vibrations. Some diviners use appropriate herbs to rub the faces of ordinary persons to make it possible for them to fore-tell the future of others.

Other witch doctors use medicinal preparations for prospective seers to swallow, thus making it possible for such persons through extra-perceptual vision to tell the future of other people.

ORUNMILA ADVISE ON EXTRA-PERCEPTUAL VISION

Orunmila however has proclaimed that any Ifa Priest who uses extra-perceptual vision to interpret his revelations or to supplement his metaphysical knowledge of IFA with extra-curricular visionary powers will court the risk of running into difficulties such as blindness, permanent deformities or premature death.

That is because extra-visionary powers belong to the elders of the night and to use it unauthorizedly involves spying on the night without being a witch. A witch doctor who is also an lfa Priest might use such powers and get away with it provided he does not transgress the rules of the Night.

Any non-initiate into the cult of witchcraft, no matter how diabolically strong he may be, as an Ifa Priest or as a diviner, runs the risk of blindness. If he uses extra-perceptual power of divination without being a witch.

Infact, he runs the risk of loosing his life if he is not strong enough to protect himself against the inevitable onslaught of the Night as soon as his spying discovered.

10 FACE DIVINATION RULES

Are you ready to find out what your face reveals about you? Then follow these few rules:

(1) Snap Your Face & Upload Your Clear Face Photograph Here
(2) You Will Get Your Free Face Divination Here
(3) Do Not Include Any Of Your Personal Information Like Your Names Or Date Of Birth... Etc
(4) If You Do Not Believe In Online Divination Or If You Are Not Interested, Do Not Derail This Thread
(5) Be 100% Honest So That You Can Be Helped
(6) I Will Not Reply Users That Created New Profiles (FAKE ACCOUNTS) After This Post Was Created 07-03-2017
(7) This Is NOT Ifa Or Olokun Or Osun Or Osanyin Divination
* This Public Face Divination Is Free But My Private Divination Is Not Free
(9) Fellow Diviners And Seers Are Highly Welcome To Divine Here For Free To Keep This Thread Alive
(10) Do Not Abuse This Free Golden Opportunity

Babalawos

Aboru Aboye
This is my pictures .
Fashion / Re: Who Kill The Sawgg? by flexcool131(m): 12:53pm On Apr 09, 2017
None
Religion / Re: Orunmila And Osanyin by flexcool131(m): 10:41am On Apr 09, 2017
One babalawo once told to come and KO IFA saying we have IFA in our family and the IFA is really dirty.
I still don't get how IFA will be dirty
Religion / Re: Orunmila And Osanyin by flexcool131(m): 10:39am On Apr 09, 2017
Nice one
Religion / Re: Why Is The Sunday Before The Resurrection Of Christ Called Palm Sunday? by flexcool131(m): 10:23am On Apr 09, 2017
It's actually called palm wine Sunday

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Politics / Re: Boss And Leader by flexcool131(m): 9:48am On Apr 09, 2017
Which one of the two

Politics / Boss And Leader by flexcool131(m): 9:47am On Apr 09, 2017
Which one do we have in Nigeria

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