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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 12:55pm On Oct 26, 2017
pluto09:



If he had not sold it to buy O and O grin

shocked shocked shocked shocked

Who sells a Bentley to buy a keke
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 12:44pm On Oct 26, 2017
Coolcash1:
DF is on steroids

Tried loading more to no avail grin grin grin

People like tritri na billionaire now on top flour money

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 10:38am On Oct 26, 2017
holm:
http://www.nse.com.ng/Financial_NewsDocs/19999_FCMB_-_LATE_FILING_OF_Q3_ACCOUNTS_CORPORATE_ACTIONS_OCTOBER_2017.pdf

LAGOS, NIGERIA – 23 October 2017: FCMB Group Plc (Bloomberg: FCMB) hereby notifies the
Nigerian Stock Exchange (“NSE”) that it will not be able to file its nine months unaudited
results for the period ended 30 September 2017 on the due date of 30 October 2017.
This is due to the commencement of the interim audit of the company’s commercial banking
subsidiary, First City Monument Bank Limited for the period ended 30 September 2017.
The consolidated third quarter, 2017 results of FCMB Group Plc, will be released on The
Nigerian Stock Exchange on or before 29 November 2017.

Thank God I dodged this bullet.....
In the 3 horse race of diamond Fcmb and fidelity, seems fidelity will win the race to 2 naira after all..... grin grin grin
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 10:34am On Oct 26, 2017
Fidelity and dang flour making me proud. My early gamble paying off grin grin grin
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 8:44pm On Oct 25, 2017
Mpeace:
Mind ur self. Stop calling skye bank any how.

sorry sir grin grin grin grin
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 6:59pm On Oct 25, 2017
grin grin grin how coconut take enter market?
Agbalowomeri:



Chai there is God ooooooooo

Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 6:32pm On Oct 25, 2017
maishai:

Dont gamble away money, the name of d game is buy low and sell high, all na risk.......Due Dilligence

Buy low sell high is a cliche....

In this Yeye nse, e get stock wey you go buy low wey dey for ground the moment you buy, e go go buy shovel call I'm village people begin dig.......

Just do your due diligence on sound company's, even if it's high as long as there is potential to go higher, buy. Have ur seatbelt stop loss, and your profit ceiling...

They say age is just a number in life, in the stock market, price is just a number and paper profit is just another lingua....

Always use your head......

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 4:15pm On Oct 25, 2017
rebekah2011:
Are we expecting Oando and Elephant tomorrow Sir.

Oando? My broker was busy sending me sec vs Oando mails, I was busy clicking delete....

When I did my buy one get one free promo on Oando and it bounced back some people here were laughing at me. They didn't know I saw the handwriting on the wall...

Oando's corporate governance is sh!t....

Even if they declare 20trillion turnover, be sure the admin overhead of the CEO et al will mop it up....

When they are serious we would know angry
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 1:29am On Oct 17, 2017
dipoolowoo:
Stock Recommendation for the Week (October 16, 2017)
https://www.businesspost.ng/2017/10/16/stock-recommendation-week-october-16-2017/

Sometimes, I read these stock recommendations to actually do the opposite. I sell what the give a buy recommendation and buy what they say I should sell after due diligence of course.

Because this our country dey upside down

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Pets / Re: Boerboel Pups For Sale (when You See The Parent You Have No Choice Than To Buy 2 by flexshop(m): 7:26pm On Oct 06, 2017
WanyeKest:
is that the parent at the back??��

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Pets / Re: Kindly Help Analyse This Dog by flexshop(m): 9:37pm On Sep 29, 2017
Jaltzsecur:
But if the dog was well fed, would the head features be more prominent. Cos I reckon. Feeding was an issue. Hence the more reason owner insisted on giving it away.

In a way yes, but it can never be up to the standard of a pedigree gsd.

My final piece here is take good care of your dog but if you ever consider breeding, get a pedigree gsd stud

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Pets / Re: Kindly Help Analyse This Dog by flexshop(m): 9:19pm On Sep 29, 2017
14teenK:
Lol, you didn't have to post all this. Every Gsd owner should have researched all of this now my questions are,
1) is the dog posted above an adult dog and has it attained it's maximum maturity?
Op said the dog was just 8months old.
2) did you carry out the above laid down rules of measurement to know if it attained maximum height and weight or do you make your own judgement simply by starring at a pic?

Lastly, I believe without you checkmating the above laid rules about Gsd on the op's dog, you shouldn't call it a mixed breed just by starring at a pic.

You are correct the dog is still young. But some features start showing as early as that age.
While it may not have attained the height and weight of a 2year old, at 8 months, the head features start becoming prominent. Only looking at the head, let's not go down to other features disqualifies it as a 60% gsd which is my minimum qualification

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Pets / Re: Kindly Help Analyse This Dog by flexshop(m): 9:16pm On Sep 29, 2017
14teenK:
OK brother.....but please can you point out the facts that led to your conclusion that the Gsd is a mixed breed and what factors determine a purebred Gsd.

Modified : what you said above about a goat never turning into a cow, are you trying to imply that a specie feeding on a quality balanced diet and another who solely depend on rice would turn out the same?....NO.

Nature and nurture both play vital roles in the outcome of your dog.

Imagine two dogs: one 50% bull mastiff and 50% mongrel, and another bull mastiff 100%.

Feed dog 1 100% and dog 2 50% , which do you think would look better?
The gene for muscle formation in dog 1 may be affected in a way that no matter what you feed, it's junk in junk out.

So my hypothesis stands, a goat can't be a lion.

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Pets / Re: Kindly Help Analyse This Dog by flexshop(m): 9:05pm On Sep 29, 2017
14teenK:
OK brother.....but please can you point out the facts that led to your conclusion that the Gsd is a mixed breed and what factors determine a purebred Gsd.

Modified : what you said above about a goat never turning into a cow, are you trying to imply that a specie feeding on a quality balanced diet and another who solely depend on rice would turn out the same?....NO.

Size, Proportion, Substance: The desired height for males at the top of the highest point of the shoulder blade is 24 to 26 inches; and for bitches, 22 to 24 inches. The German Shepherd Dog is longer than tall, with the most desirable proportion as 10 to 81⁄2. The length is measured from the point of the prosternum or breastbone to the rear edge of the pelvis, the ischial tuberosity. The desirable long proportion is not derived from a long back, but from overall length with relation to height, which is achieved by length of forequarter and length of withers and hindquarter, viewed from the side.

Head: The head is noble, cleanly chiseled, strong without coarseness, but above all not fine, and in proportion to the body. The expression keen, intelligent and composed. Eyes of medium size, almond shaped, set a little obliquely and not protruding. The color is as dark as possible. Ears are moderately pointed, in proportion to the skull, open toward the front, and carried erect when at attention, the ideal carriage being one in which the center lines of the ears, viewed from the front, are parallel to each other and perpendicular to the ground. A dog with cropped or hanging ears must be disqualified. Seen from the front the forehead is only moderately arched, and the skull slopes into the long, wedge-shaped muzzle without abrupt stop. The muzzle is long and strong, and its topline is parallel to the topline of the skull. Nose black. A dog with a nose that is not predominantly black must be disqualified. The lips are firmly fitted. Jaws are strongly developed. Teeth - 42 in number - 20 upper and 22 lower - are strongly developed and meet in ascissors bite in which part of the inner surface of the upper incisors meet and engage part of the outer surface of the lower incisors. An overshot jaw or a level bite is undesirable. An undershot jaw is a disqualifying fault. Complete dentition is to be preferred. Any missing teeth other than first premolars is a serious fault.

Neck, Topline, Body: The neck is strong and muscular, clean-cut and relatively long, proportionate in size to the head and without loose folds of skin. When the dog is at attention or excited, the head is raised and the neck carried high; otherwise typical carriage of the head is forward rather than up and but little higher than the top of the shoulders, particularly in motion. Topline - The withers are higher than and sloping into the level back. The back is straight, very strongly developed without sag or roach, and relatively short. The whole structure of the body gives an impression of depth and solidity without bulkiness. Chest - Commencing at the prosternum, it is well filled and carried well down between the legs. It is deep and capacious, never shallow, with ample room for lungs and heart, carried well forward, with the prosternum showing ahead of the shoulder in profile. Ribs well sprung and long, neither barrel-shaped nor too flat, and carried down to a sternum which reaches to the elbows. Correct ribbing allows the elbows to move back freely when the dog is at a trot. Too round causes interference and throws the elbows out; too flat or short causes pinched elbows. Ribbing is carried well back so that the loin is relatively short. Abdomen firmly held and not paunchy. The bottom line is only moderately tucked up in the loin. Loin Viewed from the top, broad and strong. Undue length between the last rib and the thigh, when viewed from the side, is undesirable. Croup long and gradually sloping. Tail bushy, with the last vertebra extended at least to the hock joint. It is set smoothly into the croup and low rather than high. At rest, the tail hangs in a slight curve like a saber. A slight hook- sometimes carried to one side-is faulty only to the extent that it mars general appearance. When the dog is excited or in motion, the curve is accentuated and the tail raised, but it should never be curled forward beyond a vertical line. Tails too short, or with clumpy ends due to ankylosis, are serious faults. A dog with a docked tail must be disqualified.

Forequarters: The shoulder blades are long and obliquely angled, laid on flat and not placed forward. The upper arm joins the shoulder blade at about a right angle. Both the upper arm and the shoulder blade are well muscled. The forelegs, viewed from all sides, are straight and the bone oval rather than round. The pasterns are strong and springy and angulated at approximately a 25-degree angle from the vertical. Dewclaws on the forelegs may be removed, but are normally left on. The feet are short, compact with toes well arched, pads thick and firm, nails short and dark.

Hindquarters: The whole assembly of the thigh, viewed from the side, is broad, with both upper and lower thigh well muscled, forming as nearly as possible a right angle. The upper thigh bone parallels the shoulder blade while the lower thigh bone parallels the upper arm. The metatarsus (the unit between the hock joint and the foot) is short, strong and tightly articulated. The dewclaws, if any, should be removed from the hind legs. Feet as in front.

Coat: The ideal dog has a double coat of medium length. The outer coat should be as dense as possible, hair straight, harsh and lying close to the body. A slightly wavy outer coat, often of wiry texture, is permissible. The head, including the inner ear and foreface, and the legs and paws are covered with short hair, and the neck with longer and thicker hair. The rear of the forelegs and hind legs has somewhat longer hair extending to the pastern and hock, respectively. Faults in coat include soft, silky, too long outer coat, woolly, curly, and open coat.

Culled from the American kernel club

I have given you the marking sheet, now grade

Enough said
Pets / Re: Kindly Help Analyse This Dog by flexshop(m): 8:34pm On Sep 29, 2017
14teenK:
Firstly, don't use a foreign pic to judge o Nigerian bred gsd, you don't know what both owners have been feeding their dogs and how financially stable and time been afforded the dog.
Secondly, I said the dog was a gsd I never said it was 100% I can't judge that, you too can't. A dog can only be stated full breed after been appraised and as far as I know only boerbull owners do that in Nigeria.

It's salient to note that a goat can never be a cow no matter what you feed the goat. You don't need the American kernel society to tell you that the dog is not a saddle back gsd.

While you cannot say for sure a dogs pedigree in percentage, you can actually infer a lot merely looking at it. I can tell you that whatever gsd genes in that dog has been grossly violated by mutts.

Telling the op the true state of things will help inform his decision during breeding and save someone who may pick up a pup in future the harrowing experience of buying lemons in place of oranges....

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Pets / Re: Kindly Help Analyse This Dog by flexshop(m): 7:23pm On Sep 29, 2017
14teenK:
That is a gsd you shouldn't take advice or rating from people who obviously have little knowledge of a gsd and do not even have an appraised one.
Your gsd is a saddle back that is maskless.. .probably genetics

I hardly comment on nairaland but you must be heartless to call this mixed breed a gsd saddle back. What do you hope to achieve with this misinformation? While it may have a gsd in it's bloodline, it has been grossly diluted by mutts along the line.
Giving that it's a lovely dog and should be cared for, give the correct info so the op can seek out pedigree gsd's and correct the breeding aberration if breeding the mixed breed (mongrel) is to be considered.

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Business / Re: Fake 1000 Naira Note From Zenith Bank, Dutse Alhaji Branch In Abuja by flexshop(m): 9:45pm On Sep 07, 2017
Lalasticlala mynd44 seun Dominique

Please save Nigerians from this broad daylight robbery.
This post needs front page

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 4:13pm On Aug 11, 2017
Maykesha:
I actually made 200%. I am not here to compete with you just looking for ways to make money. Btw I am a SHE.


quote author=PETERiCHY post=59374740]

Why would he be happy when his making his own 100% profit in imagination while others are busy making theirs in real life.

The person you are responding to has issues with aliko dangote, personal issues.... So forgive his outburst, he missed d bus

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 1:41pm On Aug 11, 2017
Tritri:
I will cancle the order now ...i wonder how the likes of emmanuelewumi are patience for long term.@flexshop u can sale now.

Thank you sir.

Now I can hold onto my dang flour till Monday in peace
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 1:29pm On Aug 11, 2017
Tritri:



Make person no buy UBA in peace again? if the guy wan sale..i fit cancle my 5m offer..

very wicked somebody, you just singlehandedly sent it to a low of 6.00 on Monday cause it's definitely closing on 6.34 today.
You wicked sha.


My own is once any position reaches 50% profit I sell half. So I'm already half leg out
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 1:14pm On Aug 11, 2017
Did someone just bring out 5m units of dang flour on offer? C'est fini I'm out
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 12:20am On Aug 11, 2017
leo1234:

You can afford any share you want if you stop looking at the number of units you will buy.
Someone that bought 1unit if nestle @1000 last week will be on over 200 profit while the person that bought 600 units of unity bank with the same amount will be on less than 50 profit. Always look at the potential increase in price and not the number of units you can buy. grin

My brother, you are correct but no matter how hard some of us try and no matter the amount of money we have, we are wired to avoid those big priced stocks. Have always been a penny stock person because the moment I buy any stock worth more than 150, psychologically, to sell go hard.my investment genius locks out my profit taking greed.

Since I bought nestle and dang cement, I have not gotten myself to sell and I hate the feeling of entrapment tongue
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 3:08pm On Aug 10, 2017
PharmAlfred:
I think the next untapped stock is Okomu oil and Presco. They may not be liquid but the economic climate is in their favour.

Make dem park bus dey wait. As a jijo investor, I no dey join stationary train, Anyday dey decide to move we jump in. I can't just keep my money inside fridge dey hope wen dey will move. Who economic climate epp abeg!

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Religion / Re: Mantras by flexshop(m): 11:18pm On Jul 24, 2017
Sarassin:


If you’ve not practised before then it becomes extremely difficult. You have to learn to cast a circle of protection, a triangle for containment, a vessel to "see", i.e a black mirror then in turn you have to learn how to raise power and since the most efficient form of wealth ritual is through invocation, either Planetary or Goetia then of course, that too. Then supposing, just supposing you were able to somehow sort your way through all of the above, then there’s the small matter of actually conversing in trance with the entity you have raised by declaring your intention, striking a bargain and then doing a successful banishing.

If you will heed my advice, you will get a practitioner to do it on your behalf.


That is why nairaland is blessed with the best practitioner
Sri Sarassin himself

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Religion / Re: Mantras by flexshop(m): 2:06pm On Jul 24, 2017
Sarassin:


Sure, I can teach you wealth magick, have you practised before?

I'm a neophyte...

Started Rosicrucian studies......

How I like it, simple and straight to the point...
If it involves conjuring any external force, ten you teach me protection magick first
Religion / Re: Mantras by flexshop(m): 12:23am On Jul 24, 2017
Sarassin:


Mr Flexshop, there are no mantras that do not work. The key is always the application, mantras work by producing vibrations within you that alter your perspective in order to open up new vistas for you, but you must have an avenue for fulfilment in other words if you're a business person and you recite the mantra then you would see a quantum increase and so on. Also keep in mind, and this applies to everyone that mantras should be recited without expectations, look on it as a gift from you to the universe, do the recitations and completely put the matter out of your mind.

Finally mantras must be recited with deep feeling. If you are approaching Lakshmi, then learn about her, more likely than not if you approach her with humility, she will appear to you in a way that you will recognise.

angry
All this one na long thing.
Abeg teach me magick
Money and wealth magick
Religion / Re: Mantras by flexshop(m): 8:49pm On Jul 21, 2017
Ranchhoddas:
Did you make a 125,000 repetitions of the mantra?

Did you hear the goddess sing it back to you?

Unless the goddess transform to mosquito sing for my ear, I didn't hear anything....

And why must I say something 125,000 times to be heard? The goddess get ear problem?

Religion / Re: Mantras by flexshop(m): 4:02pm On Jul 21, 2017
Sarassin:


Good things come to those who wait.

To attract wealth and abundance we entreat the beautiful goddess Lakshmi. Lakshmi personifies all that is good fortune and enlightenment. Chanting her mantra puts you in the Divine stream of abundance and good health. It is particularly good for those who work for themselves. Most of all, you must have a pathway.

If you chant this mantra do not wear dark colours, White or yellow will do and be barefoot. Reverence and sincerity are essential they are your only tools. Lose yourself in this mantra. Do a Japa (a round of 108 chants) or several rounds, vibrate the Mantra and elongate all the vowels into a rhythmic verse. This Mantra is unique in that when you chant it long enough, you will hear Lakshmi sing it back to you.

OM SHRI MA HA LAKSHMA EE NAMAHA

Vibrate the Mantra, elongate all the vowels

Mr sarassin,

This your mantra no do anything.
Any other one?

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Politics / Re: Kwankwaso Donates Relief Materials To Fulani Victims Of Mambila Terrorist Attack by flexshop(m): 3:33pm On Jul 21, 2017
Benue and enugu victims be like

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 2:40pm On Jul 20, 2017
Mpeace:
Na lie. U no get Oando.

Oya na comman bite me, I dey my house

When e reach above 8 I go offload give u
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 1:13pm On Jul 19, 2017
vivie01:


Oga flexshop, is this offer still available? cheesy

I couldn't sell. I'll wait till it gets back to normal and offload. Oando and manipulation be like bread and beans

Offer closed

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by flexshop(m): 3:00pm On Jul 14, 2017
vivie01:


cheesy cheesy grin sad Oga pls be calm and dont take any rash decision on ur holdings by selling at loss, who knows, good news might filter in tomorrow again, there's much instability in the system. It is well.

I'm still sitting at a marginal profit...

Trust me when Oando wants to shake, the shakeout is massive...

I'm an Oando player so I know...

We all know that they have been manipulating oando's books since time immemorial. But going public with an investigation is bad.

My dealings with Oando is purely technical as the only fundamental I trust is bad news like this investigation which we all know is long overdue

I have revised my support to 4.4naira from 6.4...

Next week sell off go surpAss this week sef

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