₦airaland Forum

KingsJohnson:
Vanity upon vanity.....

My grandpa didn't have the above mentioned, but he ended up with the most charming woman on earth

caveman..

can you compare civilization then with now?...


all these slowpokes sef..

Edigrows:
Duh! :p when bae started liking me I wasn't wearing a watch.

she's liking you... buh probably spreading her legs for a guy with Rolex wristwatch... Duh!

HateU2:
I don't care about Wrist-watch biko.

na money be d koko shey?

omo Igbo

urbanmonk:
Have they found a new judge? We are in for interesting times.

you'll see that a SS/SE Judge will hear that case and deliver judgement as appropriate.. 100%

just watch and see.... all na tactics

please tell those Ghanians GEJ is available

as for PMB.... laye ko jooor

Iyanya ow ur brother na Tryion Lannister

wen GOT 6 go start.. ve missd him

Chukazu:
what is so evil about been landlocked?
Switzerland is landlocked nation,can you in your widest imagination compare any African economy with?

"don't fold up your shokoto yet,until we get to the bridge?"

m not hating on you guys...


Switzerland is landlocked.. YES buh they didn't become that great by making enemies with evrybody around them....

and igbo lands are not that developed to stand-alone and flourish. you guys need federal funds

most of you are no just sincere... and that has beeen d problem

I was afraid PMB would detain that igbo journalist asking foolish questions...


d moment he said 'are you a lawyer'

I don fear o

I dnt think he has violated any order yet... no country in the world takes TREASON charges lightly... not even U.K or U.S

mulattoclaro:
you feel I'm a man without balls eh? Why don't we meet in person and see if I won't shoot your two legs. I won't hesitate to waste you and your kind without even thinking of the outcome. Your director spent Christmas in DSS and nothing happened. He's about spending the New Year there too and heaven will not fall you sack of shittt.

[quote author=BeeBeeOoh post=41512625][/quote]I can see you're naive..

buh then let me shed more lights on this issue on ground..

1. all igbos will def. have restrictions of some sort in other regions should ur agitation succeed

2. you won't have access to d sea ports and international airports in Lagos and Abuja. and you can't do nothing to salvage that which means no flexibility in business like you igbos enjoy now

3. other regions will def. not trade with you guys... ur made in Aba shoes, cars etc. etc.... so let's see how you'll make money

4.ur lands are land-locked... m afraid most of you will end up eating grass cos d SS will have their own country too and dominace not subject to SE

and d list goes on and on....

you better think with ur brain and not ur anus... your elders know what is at stake

you youths fail to see it

@OP shey na ur sisters all of us go come marry?

cos I don't get your point here... we shoukd remain single forever or what

that kwara na another ekiti..

sense scare gaan for those two places..

effect of expired gin plus oshogbo weed

all these women no fine nw..

I've seen far more beautiful ones on Nairaland.. even without make-up
na just wealth dey cover dem

Assslayer:
I'm beginning to get more curious and furious about this , it has been going on for about four years now and people are not seeing anything wrong about it or i say his members are brainwashed to the highest order not to see anything wrong in this. Someone should please call this Christ Embassy church to order, every year they charge people coming to worship with them on the 31st night the sum 1000 naira as a gate fee. In the previous years they sell tickets before the show sorry i mean service, so all who wants to attend the 31st night service must come with their tickets to enter the church auditorium .


But this year they decided to craft another means of collecting this 1000 naira, they made it compulsory for each attendees to purchase an electronic gate pass for 1000naira. My question is , are they going to dance to the melody of a superstar singer or dance to sound of a superstar DJ ? Even the huge yearly program The Experience is free, someone should please call this Loveworld ministry aka Christ Embassy to order, reaping off our gullible citizens.

what do you expect?... afterall you saw embassy

i thought bible said Salvation is free... don't know when Christ started having embassy

d way Christ will deny some of you on judgement day ehnnn... e go too shock una

philfrey08:
wetin concern MTN with SHoprite or DSTV?

Go dey shop for Foodco or other supermarts naw..........................Startimes no dey?

that's what I think tho.


Nigerians are really complaining about dstv... i'm sure you know they dnt bill us here d way they do in SA

it's more of a rip-off here

Donjowebs:
Dude I wasn't accusing Glo per say, just wanted to know if any other person has had similar experience.

ok...

buh then why not check her phone settings, android 5.0 up tend to update apps itself..
a friend of mine complained about this

mayb you need to adjust and disable some settings

all na shakara... shoprite, dstv and co. are at risk then..

we're trying to pass a msg to SA that... water has Changed,, new fish don enter.

SonOfEl:
*yimu*

yeah.. right!

that's how it feels... laughable

buh let's pray such situation doesn't arise.

btw you don't seem to value LOYALITY... countries like North Korea, Syria etc. will kill you at will without trial sef for just allegations of disloyalty..

Frat. guys or Armed forces will understand better

SonOfEl:
Hmmmm.....so your master is infallible I guess? No be only first hand information, na first leg information. Just save your MB and pray your master's impunity won't fall on you one day

if m ever found guilty, I'll definitely face trial and fully accept d outcome even if it means death...FOR REAL!

that's why we are different... I'd readily gun you down if need be for d greater good

that's FACT

SonOfEl:
Again....allegations from your masters mouth without any validated proof.....don't worry....I will still be here when you will be crying, "master why?"

just hear urself out...

a whole president is lying... a man that has first-hand information and can access any information atal as far as this country in concerned.

just look into something else plsss... m advising you as a fellow Nigerian

SonOfEl:
What are the "arms and sophisticated items"? Oh....I forgot..... zombies like you copy and paste every word that comes from your masters mouth.

Your IQ is a disgrace to africa

you that have a very high IQ.. see your life

so it's only d arms and ammunitions part you saw worthy of quote shey?

and let me school you... 'd law doesn't permit anyone entry without a valid passport'..

ur hero had two but didn't use any (another serious offense) as it is safe to assume he came in with arms or even bombs sef.

he's in deep shi*t.... just take heart and move on ok?
kpele...

SonOfEl:
It is people like you that actually brings shame to the IQ of Nigerians. Whatever Buhari said against KANU are mere allegations....the courts have cleared KANU, yet this President Buhari still wants to sulk like an incorrigible bully....

Ok!

write to ICC or UN to report PMB then...

and goodluck with that

Tochilyns:
Gerrarahia pot calling kettle black, you?,conderm kalu for his utterances?...,See who is judging a man, go get a life cause your post is filled with hate for your own life go and read up Donald Trump insults on Obama (April 2011) rubbish.. That's why kalu will always call the zoo's(Nigeria); monkeys and baboons..(Nigerians).
Rubbish.

your kind were calling on ICC to prosecute a yorubaa king who was trying to set d records straight in his own land and not your ala igbo..

now ya'll are crying for d release of a criminal in possession of arms and other sophisticated items...

I'm yet to see d yorubas or hausas cry to ICC o..

mor*on like you.. your elders are going to lick PMB's ass every week for pity & soft landing..... you're here typing trash

dovelike:
Gobe

as in... serious gobe

this won't play out well..

childbirth outsyd marriage has a lot of issues it brings.. imagine what a 'one night stand' has caused respected families

now they are washing their dirty linens in public..

bebene:
Its a well known fact that most young ladies body start to take shape by the time they start having sex, their boobs will grow bigger their hips will expand and she will look fresher.

But there is this girl that have been telling me she is virgin but all sign have shown that she is not, her body is well developed and even from the conversation we are having i dont think she is a virgin.

Here is my question: is it possible to see a virgin girl that talk dirty without shame with bigger boobs and hip?

why not?


it is very possible.

oh! you expect all of them to be thin with tiny flat ass abi

it doesn't work that way

yeebos should just go and sit down somwhere...

what do they even have sef? (please no tribalism intended).cos d oil belongs to SS not them

PMB is far more wiser... he appointed a SS man as NNPC head and anything petroleum..

this alone has caused d SS joy with a sense of belonging

Laveda:
Help me tell him

Na you dey reign now o...
all d sexinesss...

Tochilyns:
Shut the hell up!, last time i checked there was a freedom to speech, remind that ur fool of a president he is in for democracy not autocracy, been following him since assumption to office and i must say he is and can never be a good example to a democratic community..
Kanu threatened you?, threaten back..
Whether Nairaland or all fighting his course likes it or not one day he will surely be out..
Am not for him but Nigerians should start chasing what is chasing them than fighting shawdows.. Youth like you give this government so much bold elbow yet they still fail you.
felony and treasonous offense my foot.

you are a typical example of why I feel ashamed being Black...


so what he said, his threats were ok to you?... and I'm yet to see any Igbo come out to condemn his utterances

but they gingered and were getting wet during oba Akinolu's humor-filled speech.

most of you're hypocrites and just so you know, I'd gladly behead dat Kanu if i get hold of him

you lots can do ur worst

Soreza:
Who saw that buhari reaction related to nnamdi kanu?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSjUeT2NowY&feature=youtu.be


SOREZA.

What do you expect him to do... SMILE?

NK's offense is as grave as a Military coup and is punishable by death

Treasonable felony for that matter...

m sure PMB was like... how I wish it was during my military era, I would have killed him myself

Kreamie:
Davido didnt type this text..Cearly, He isn't that intelligent..

wicked


at least feel pity for him na... all these rich kids wey their prick no fit hang one place sef

Aminat508:
hahahahah. Why nah?

shey na only me dey see those spots ni?
or could it be light rays..

susanfrancis25:
team natural

were you involved in a fire accident or somtin?