₦airaland Forum

DonChippy:
That dude is a classical Igbo guy.

Pick up lines is Zero.

Yet some Igbo chicks will keep falling for him just because he calls them Tomato Jos.

Smh!

you dey try talk say yeeboo girls no get sense abi?

BobUg28:
Good to hear...what has that got to change with the charges that are levelled against his father?.

My concern is that the efcc should carry out their duty without fear or favour.

did you say Fear?


can't you see the thief is not smiling on his son's wedding day..

if not for Law that grants bail to people like him.. this guy would still be in prison by now... the case is just beginning

@OP what kind of car?

is it Toyota or Ferrari or Bugatti.. or Peugeot

onila abi wetin you call ursef... wiida you na

wetin dem dey mix for choco give you na...

why not

even a month sef for half that amount... worst case scenario na haunted house e go be


a jo ma haunt arawa pa ..

o si sile ki ategun le ma fe si ni

shey we guys fit try this sha... ma we no wear boxer commot..

serves d stupiid ho*e right...

why sleep with his best friend... guys don finish for dix world?

EUROBOMBER:
It is no longer news that Nnamdi Kanu was discharged and acquitted this week.


I just read a thread on nairaland that the DSS has charged him again for treasonable felony.


Where is Nnamdi Kanu now? Is he still in detention? If he has been freed is he still in Nigeria or has he returned to the UK?


Answers please.

he his in my apartment...


m talking sense into his head... lol

if she like make she no chop... na bread and ewa agoyin I go offer am
btw if you can't fart or poo in my presence, where else?

just go into d bathroom and cry all you want...

else she'll start taking you for granted

Short men are only used for sexx by ladies
they get dumped after the lady is satisfied...
I pity dem sha

amtaken:
No development in AKS?

You must be kidding.

am I?
mention any you know then

ladycomfort:
. I can if I want and I will get by Gods grace. Just because you have a tiny dick doesnot mean some other guys don't have big long and fat dick

LMFAO


na play I dey follow you play na..

E be like say you cherish dii*ck pass anything

still dey call God on top am... I swear crazy people full dis Naija

ladycomfort:
. God forbid. I wish you poverty. By Gods grace my husband will be so rich wealthy influential caring and with big dick. He will buys cars jeeps and houses for me.

nah... he'll have a tiny di*ck.


you can't have evrytin na... money is okay cos I can see you love it ..

abi he met tonto a virgin ni?...

cos this kind of love is strange

kidgod:
Our zoo is moving forward
Kidgod

you just can't stay off this site.. can you?

patitobeeb:
is your womb still okay

see question o... you wan go marry her?
if she like make she die sef... who carez

they should tAke more na....
as far as interest go dey

@OP why are you raising false alarm..

Nnamdi that I saw in his father's village in Abia

mamagee3:
[size=18pt][color=deeppink]Love her figure!!! [/color][/size]

is there anything atal you don't love?


or you want us to admit you're way better than her.

Too skinny..
I prefer girls a lil. thick and curvy..

this one can't turn me on atal... model ko.. college ni

the effect of a Failed system...

no cctv, no trackers, no planning nothing... they've stolen evrytin meant for security & development


yet some are still die hard fans of Failure.... smh

chowlade:
Kabiyesi o eni keji orisa

wat orisa?.

make una let us hear word jare...

kingcity:
it will start from your house

they dnt knw my address

nusta:
Why do these arab kings suddenly started showing interest in our internal security affairs? I hope Buhari does not have ulterior motive to islamize Nigeria. That will amount to biting more than he can chew.

they've been meddling with our affairs since...

having a muslum caliphate was part of Boko's demand na...

can't yiu people just give.PMB a year or two bfor jumping into conclusions...

@OP you know wat I think?...datz a lie


you just want to attract Nairaland ho*es...

m sure they are aware now... so you can chill

Adeevah:
Hey Koffi or wetin be your name sef...you gey give them direction...Abi u be them informant....

no... na Igodye.

m just saying my own...

there has been a lot of bomb scare in lag this year.. and some members of their sect caught here..

do you read/watch d news atal?

hoes69getwifed:
Dafuq, don't tell.me you need that explained. Point is y'all do stuff too to enhance your facial appearance.
Your hair do plays a part.

ok... I get ur point

buh yiu didn't get mine... i said 'expect 100%'

you should know I meant somtin by that.. why won't I know guys look good too

@OP sell it to me na...


ow much did you get it?

hoes69getwifed:
That comment way too dumb n***a, y'all get haircuts and perms and sh*t

I guess ur hairdos, Brazilian hair etc. etc. are done on ur face...
what has facials got to do with haircut... are you brilliant atal?

tho. I don't subscribe to his pattern of worship..

but I feel he is a good man... keep it up Rev.