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are you for real?
instead of constructing roads, bridges etc. na statue dem see
smh

MissTechy woooow!
you have nice dimples and lovely smile
couldn't even concentrate
wat's my own with Innjooo...

@OP you no get dictionary??

and if you're that lazy, aak Google..

Strahovski:
...... Top 10 Reasons for the ladies!

1) They are mean: They are very wicked and scary as they are!

2) They are designed for fat women: Yup....

3) They are selfish when it comes to money

4) They are prone to Infidelity! They patronize Young Hookers outside your relationship

5) They are chauvinists

6) Your children will have the tribal mark making them ugly

7) They have low-self esteem(Watch them lash out on me)

8.) They have poor anger management

9) They have issues with gluttony

10) ........ They take their wives as properties! You know what that means!

11) Bonus: They are hypocrites

Good day!

so na tribal marks be ur own issue now... why hating on innocent folkz

I swear diff. characters full NL

isan:
A dog that want to get lost will not hear the wizzle of the hunter

Hiian!

are you now referring to them as dogs?

who come be d hunter..

@OP m sure d army are now aware!

they would be ready for you... hope you saw what happened last week in zaria

Jagaban212:
Okay, I will go straight to the point..

Girl wo claims to be a virgin came over to my place. I didn't doubt her virginity after many abservations.

We did pre-intimacy, I inserted my finger, and it entered, though very very tight.

I tried to insert my rooster but she was shouting due to pain, so I could only manage to insert a little above my cap and I thrusted and released insert her. She was feeling pains while I was thrusting. And there was no sign of blood

My questions are: 1. Can I say we had sex, did I disvirgin her? Since I didnt get totally down 2. Is there any chance of her getting pregnant? 3. Why did my finger enter, is her hymen already broken?

so na only ur cap fit enter. d rest no gree enter deep down... pele

and Yes she will get pregnant... as for the other questions I can't answer

cruzita:
I don't unserstand,but I'm I ok

you're definitely not okay..


lemme help you out.. when a yoruba guy toast you, your life will never remain d same..

you'll feel like committing suicide when he decides to leave... that's why you see those kitties ranting here and dere on social media..


it's in d blood... #proudly yoruba

the summary... 'be smart, submissive and his whor*ee'

as simple as a, b, c...

btw OP can you or have you given ur bf/ husband Blo*wjob bfor? thnk goodness you know men love it

no be that stock fish guy be this?
and e fit be true o... women can sample anything they see

by hierarchy
1) Brain
2) I repeat Brain
3) Sex
4) Love

imagine... look at that FTC



putting tribalism in wat's meant to be for fun

later they will be shouting up and down that yorubaas are d tribalistic ones

I see a sharp decline in intertribal marriage btw yorubas & yeebos with d way things are going

@OP what are you waiting for?

send your details lemme draft your cv
Teaching na good job o..

theimmortals:
to be honest with you, I last more than 5mins. without a c*ndom 10 to 12mins. With a c*ndom 20 to 25 mins, am not joking

it is very possible...

buh are you sure it's d natural you or drug-induced

and don't try d pillow trick o... else she might choke to death

@OP your boss is Igbo or SS....


that's the plain TRUTH... I have seen them argue about this (even d elderly ones) and they all seem to have the same mentality..


Buhari is a misfit to them... anything other than GEJ is a no no

no tribal bigotry here...

that's why I respect Omotola Jolade till today..


she chose to distance herself from "I chop you chop' politics when others were busy running around for their own share


we Africans just claim we serve God buh it doesn't show atal...

Aminat508:

shey mo paro ni?

abi make he strangle her... ko ni dun mo

hemartins:
one thing I like about obj is how he stayed relevant all these years.

his departure from PDP tore PDP in shreds.

he is now well recognized by the world ex leaders.

you can say he is corrupt if you like.
you can say he is controlling Buhari

all I know is........

baba is a strong man jare.

raise my fila for baba.

you get sense jare...


dat irrelevant basta*rd fayose doesn't care

mannerless hegoat

theimmortals:
Well for me, I don't like it when a girl make noise when we have sex, its makes me feel she is not comfortable, if she is enjoying it, she should be smiling not making some disturbing noise. Please what is the cause of that? Why do girls make noise during sex, and how can I stop her when she makes the noise. Matured answers place.

use pillow cover her mouth...

afterall na just 3-5 mins max you fit do


thank me later

ola6:
Faayose is the governor of ekiti and his people love him. If you want this country to be safe for your likes in ekiti, you better leave that man alone. As for Akpolokemi or whatever this stupi.d man's name is; he thought life as the DG was forever... well to me o, he deserves it!

bro...

number 1 rule in life... 'nobody is indispensable'..


if.you go, someone else will do ur work... even better sef


fayose will go.... highest we'll install another PDP candidate.. not necessarily APC

like he once said... HEAVEN WON'T FALL

just relax and watch... person wey don know him fate

I really want fayose to see this...


his own will be more brutal... might be d army sef that will bundle him out of office..

naijainfogalery:
This is a true life story.

A girl asked you for money to pay for her professional exams which will be closing very soon. The amount was One Hundred thousand naira (N100,000) . In your infinite mercy, you told her to come meet you at Ikeja mall, You quickly drove down, leaving your work and all. You told her all you got was 20,000 naira that she should add it to whatever she has.

You drove off , but later remembered you needed to get something at the mall. Only for you to go back and you saw the same girl in one of the fashion store pricing a bag, you thought she was window shopping, you waited, watched her bring out the money you gave her, counted 19,000 thousand and gave to the cashier. You were still shocked, she walked out not sighting you.

You decided to go confirm how much the bag cost, you went straight to the shelf, saw exactly the same bag, checked the price tag and it was boldly written 25,000 promo price 19,000.

if you were the guy, lalasticlala what would you do?

it's ur story shey?... take heart


d way you explained it with passion says it all...

it's part of those thingz... if to say na like 100k you come give her nko?


she go buy evrytin for ICM buyable

Lmao

girls and boys sha... just like magnet
.dem go everly find way to gum 2geda.... no be their fault sha

over sharp too dey worry dix linda

shumuel:
Ladies, Check This Out

Okay i was just thinking and this thought came up, so i decided to ask this interesting question, here it goes

If every male out there is hussling hard, getting educated, searching for a good paying job, with a personal promise to make is woman happy, get her the best of things, take her out to expensive places, make her smile all the time, be able to afford all her request, listen to her, vacations here and there e.t.c

and you ladies are busy wishing for a man who would love you, take care of your every need; financially, emotionally, spirituallly and all that there is, make your life and your everyday feel like Heaven, one who would only listen to you and do everything he can to make you happy.

Now the major question here is.

Who will then take care of the man, when all you wish for is a man that will take care of you and not a man that you can take care of, that you will prepare the best of meals for, do his laundry, make him happy always, liisten to him at all time, give birth to the best of kids for, and help raise them in the most religious way with the best of moral standard, doing everything to always make him smile, and accept him for who and what he is ?

I mean the man is trying hard to please his woman, his woman is trying all to be pleased, so i ask again, Who is going to take care of the man ?

If you ask me, the sidechick will always have to come in,, this is just my view, whats your take ?

The world we live in revolves round women... evrytin is to and for them, to always please them

that kitty btw their legs no be sere sere o...

only a few of them are able to cope with all d attention and excessive affection shown to them by d male folks.. both well-meaning and d 'chop and clean mouth'

Nwobodo again ??


d same ' how much did Nwobodo stole'.... by GEJ

na real wa...

make dem sha dey confess... part of d money go come out

pillarmaria:
Since seun announced the restriction of pro-biafran topics, I have come to notice the following.
1. Igbos now see seun as a tribalist.
2. Even the mods have mixed feelings about it.
3. Topics no longer hit FP as usuals, thereby making nairaland a bit boring.
4. Yorubas feel much comfortable with the rule.
5. Most biafran apologists have exited Nairaland cos they feel unjustly treated.
6. There has been lesser cases of tribal wars cos the Igbo warlords are nowhere to be found. (its always fun reading/learning from peoples hate speeches).
7. The rule has created more hate than intended. Most igbos feel suen is trying to be on the side of greater Nigerians.
8. Seun might be in regrets now. Since suen has remained silent about the pleas to revisit the rule, whatelse can we think of?
9) above all, the rule is a violation of human right. We have freedom to express ourselves and our believe.
10) Mr Suen, please revisit the rule.

oga. you don't have freedom of speech o...


as far has no Igbo politician has come out to rally for your biafraa... then it's dead on arrival..

abi you don't know govt. can shut down a site & arrest its owner.... then none of you will come out o or will you?

@OP the number of guests has increased


biafraans now in guest mode


they're addicted... evryone is addicted ..

soludo93:
BIZARRE STUFF
Is this possible in this current political dispensation of PMB?

instead of you to focus on ur region and how things will improve.... you're there bothering ur head about Tinubu

you governors and politicians are stealing heavily buh you have no problrm with them... na another tribe matter you go carry for head

that's why lots will backward... cos of misplaced priorities

lemme remind you... Tinubu stole and invested in Lagos, SW not like your politicians that steal and come to Lagos to buy mansions..

I feel like cursing you but I won't..