₦airaland Forum

SlimBrawnie:
Black Panther (which I have right now but pirated.... Soooo urrrghh) and IT.

You say?

That time when Adekunle Gold's teeth still dey brown

Like students like staff

sonofluc1fer:
All glory to Satan. Light is beginning to shine on the demonic stronghold called Christianity. Ramen.


I plead the blood of Satan over every angelic withcraft coming from Yahweh. May every Jewish cross hanging over your life be broken, the way Holy Spirit broke Mary's virginity. I fire ballistic missiles at the 12 hosts of heaven. I bind and rebuke all heavenly principalties, I bind the Lion of Judah, the great opressor, he who was killed be three nails, concerning you reading this, I cast away the Holy Spirit from your life. Take Glory Satan. May the work you've begun on Nairaland grow, from Daddy Freeze to Small boy Adeboye.

Ramen.

Who let this dog out?

Fmartin:
what about we that dont have elder brothers?? I am the elder

Let's ASSUME you are my elder brother, i will slap you to death

heendrix:
so how much will now remain

it doesn't matter, that man bullied me for free when i was growing up

I will slap him and even use part of the money to rent slap for him.

Then later use pert of the money to apologise

ANIMAL

You can build the two concurrently.

You build a home while building a house

A house well built is useless if it is not a home

It is really artistic...

But you won't catch me doing this

SenselessIdiot:
You're a dead man already.
Oh my bad I should have started the post with RIP in advance.
Just take heart, death is gonna come to do justice any time from now, just wait till it comes.
You're a goner with this chronic mouth ODOUR, tomorrow you'll go to NL romance section and make a thread about girls always ignoring you and not reciprocating back your love, rubbish.
Once again RIP in Addy

Senseless idiot

They are the monkey that swallowed the money.

Don't you all get it?

They are MONKEYS, money is the banana they eat

Now that he has gotten what he is looking for
Can he at least shut his toilet (mouth) and stop misleading others

Larrykaysail:
but woman take something from a man on 1st date ? what is that called ?

Exchange of love

It doesn't mean she's cheap
But it's not proper

Papiikush:
There was this girl I dated sometime 2014. It took me 4 months of "Serious" relationship before I could "consume" our relationship.

Never knew the bìtch is a Hoe to some other Nigga. In 2016, I banged a girl on the first date. Got to find out that was her first "sexual experience"

So what were you saying?

In which book did you read this from?

Bishop1monte:
After 3 years of joining nairaland it's my pleasure to congratulate myself for being the first to comment today after a rigorous sociology of punishment and correction test. I am very happy

Wakeup dude

They should marry each other

The wedding hashtag

I can't do it


Jesus paid it all

This girl still dey learn work

Egein:
Your papa brain dey leak engine oil.

See the BASTARD insultong someone else's father.

My love to your mother, she really trained you well

Egein:
In the second photo, she pretends like she's talking. LMAO. Like she has anything valuable to contribute.
Simply put, Isaballa Ayuk doesn't even know what the SDGs and MDGs are; in essence she doesn't know why she's there.

You that you know, where have you been to?

Who and who is aware of your existence?

As expected

officialteemi:
dont go and observe ur life...cctv

You are just mean

CCTV indeed

Federal government that is already embarrased and cursed.

Stop making efforts

Chimooo.......................



Sorry ehn

Cry me a river bobo

Where in this did he mention depression?

See his bleached feet

Mumu!

Which is the misunderstanding?

The fact that she was calling security for you or the part that you were calling her asewo?

AKINDANIDANI

Radarada

You'd better choke on your pictures

What ever happens to drinking plenty water and pap or going to see a doctor.

Wow!

if na Nigerians, the husband will be complaining the wife is too fat and he will be hovering around thin unfortunate girls with his Fat ugly body