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i wooont belief dis surgry is success untill she let me prezz her brezz.. tongue ohhh sweery kiss only one nite wit u and i serve God forevermore cry

why crying ? who beat you?

My child,

Its just over 31 months since that day I took the stroll down the aisle with your mummy and said our vows before God and man. Since that day, we have been waiting expectantly for you. Sometimes we wonder what is taking you so long. Sometimes we imagine its taking so long because you must be very special. Most times our hearts have remained undoubtedly sure that your coming is very close, and in fact closer than we think. But then, you do not need to keep us waiting anymore.

But don’t think we have not done our fair share of things that are believed will make you come quickly. I have been severally tested and found to be perfect, having millions of you inside me. Mummy has been severally tested too and everything is in place, no cysts, no fibroids. And we have sown seeds too, financially and otherwise. We have invested in other children and continue to do so. We have followed plethora of advice on what and what not to do. We have not allowed our expectations to metamorphose into anxiety… yet you are yet to come.

And you know what? Mummy needs you! There is just something about African culture and the African woman that has made having you a certificate of completeness. You are the very person she needs right now. She has God, she has me, but she needs you to balance the equation. She has heard how discomfiting pregnancy can be... and how much more painful labour is too. But I can tell you that she is ready to go through all of that and more just to have you. Mummy G that has a 3yr-old and a 2yr-old just gave birth another 2 months ago. Mummy T that has a 2yr+ old is already carrying another. These people live in the same compound with mummy. Infact, your uncle and aunty that married after your mummy and daddy already hold their children in their hands. Granddaddy and Grandmummy are not putting mummy under pressure. They call her from time to time to encourage her to be patient. My siblings and hers do the same too. But little by little, mummy is beginning to put herself under pressure. I am doing everything I can to help her, but I need you to help me.

And don’t think that I don’t want you too! I want you with the last drop of my blood. I love you so much my heart literally aches sometimes. Children’s day was celebrated yesterday in church and it was beautiful. My eyes were flooded with tears to see so many lovely children showcasing their talents. I know that if you were here, you would have been one of the best! Anyway, I bought some gifts for children that are needy on your behalf; so know that your name is already recorded in church!

Today is Children's Day. If you were here, I would have taken the day off work to have fun with you at Inspiration FM’s Children Day’s Carnival at Dreamworld Africana. We would have had many lovely rides and yummy ice cream together, and I would have been overwhelmed just to hear you laugh. Nothing can describe how I would feel just to hold you in my arms knowing that you are my seed become flesh.

Please do not heed all the bad news on the airwaves and think the world is bad place. Do not listen to statistics that show that Nigeria is uninhabitable. We have sworn to do all we can to make the world a beautiful place for you. You will meet many challenges, but most importantly, you would have been prepared to overcome them.

I have to stop now because am in the office and my eyes are teary again. My boss just asked what’s wrong my eyes (lol) so I have to run before they find I have been crying. But am not ashamed to cry if it will make you come quickly. I know that we will surmount any mountain to finally have you in our arms… it’s just that waiting can be so hard sometimes.

We love you as no other human can ever and will ever do.

From the best Dad you could ever have,

M

It must be well. The GOD who brought you & your wife this far will not forsake you, in Jesus Name AMEN.

ok sooo wuz yo numba?? be nice swerry, i hav mony wink

just saw this now, ok swerie, gimme your phone lemme type ma numba.

Re: Long Distance Relationships: Just Say No To The Torture. by ogugua88(f): 9:04pm On May 27
It's lovely how the antagonists have either doomed those who are currently doing well, doubted those who have succeeded, or ignored them altogether. To rocktation and others who have succeeded or are succeeding, congratulations. I hope all continues to work for you. For those it didn't work out for, may you find love again elsewhere. For those vehemently against it, discouraging others, and/or foaming at the mouth and hyperventilating lol, osondi owendi.

Oguguaaa....Daaluu I ga Adi!

e: Long Distance Relationships: Just Say No To The Torture. by Maj. Headache: 4:59pm On May 27

El Guapo:

I almost took Up ur Useless Challenge, but was compelled to Give Up and LMAO after reading tis Post below which was directed at U cheesy[/font]


Ok hire me to test her.

@ El Guapo, pls don't respond to this poster again, its not worthwhile. Meanwhile i wish you the best of luck in your LDR.Kudos Bro!

Bro, i was outside the country the other day and got "seduced" by a girl, well, we ended up in my hotel room and when i off my boxers she shout "JEEEESOS! Are you from Nigeria?? Omg, what? You want to injure me with dat NEPA pole?!?! No no, i not do again." True story bro, true story! angry embarassed

but Yuzedo, how she take know NEPA na? she b nigerian?

AjanleKoko:

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
You must have been in Ghana or Sierra Leone, for the gal to be speaking pidgin grin

Try not to derail tho angry

She was wight!!!! undecided kinda huh undecided Sorry for derail bro! grin Tenk for being under standing and quite mature, we needs more MODs like u. I invite u to my Banana Island man shun later to eat tucky and duck meet! wink

@Topick: I AGREE WITH ALLLLLLLL your points bro! Nigerias are grate people! wink Cheers. angry

Hahahahahahahaha

WOW!! @ Yuzedo, used to see you as one clowny character..lolss..but you just changed that impression with these words! you must be a nice man!.

Kai! This story touched my empathetic side.

I know niggaz that give a girl N200,000 after 5-min BJ. angry YES, i can name names, these are people we know in the corporate and political sphere, and i'm privy to their activities because girls talk. The girl then spends the money on some vain luxury that adds NO VALUE to anyone, save the person who sold it to her! Man, this life is unfair like a motherfcker!

I am willing to help this lady. The desperation that made her come to Lagos and behave this way must be one of life-and-death for her and her kids. At least no be brazilian hair she wan buy, she has a business plan which i know she will actualize if she gets funds.
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[i]To be only 21years old and already experienced suffering of a life time. My heart really goes out to her.

@ original poster, some nice jokes you got there!

@ Onari, nice move sis. am in, too. thanks a bunch!

@ topic, not really.

This is so on point! Thanks esere826.

HBD Genevieve, wishing you many more joyous and fruitful years!