₦airaland Forum

Abeg life is sweet o make una forget about revolution now o.

I no wan die untimely abeg...

Amuocha:
Fake.
Was there twitter in 1971

Ode, Omugo... So they can't post the picture of 1800 to internet today?

You no get sense at all... Common sense u no get....

duchessvikki0:
Lol na you sabi. Qualifications is 6ft up

Waiting man go come do nah o.

Since you say na Peter Crouch you want go ahead and marry him nah.

When your man clock 55 and e back dey bend e come dey use walking stick... E no concern me o. My hand no dey dere!

duchessvikki0:
Lwkmd.. From 6ft up nigga
When you grow an inch more.. Lemme know [color=#006600][/color]

Lafffff!

What if I wear long cap that will add to my height?

No wonder, those guys used the system failure that occurred around February to May this year to defraud us.

From February this year I was just passing the toll gate without Kobo in my Account.

I discussed it with my colleagues at work they told me that we should just be looking at them and see what is going to happen because many of them were in the same situation.

But late May, the barriers refused to open for many people especially we that are using fast lane or card.

They told us to go and settle ourselves in their office. Though, they would manually open the barriers for us after some times.

On getting to their office the third day with N15000, they directed me to someone to check my balance.

Eventually, I was owing N15,167. So, I paid N15000 that I was with me and I was about to go. But another guy called my attention to it that the barrier will not open until I add another money.

I later used my card to pay another N 10000 on that day. But my mind was telling me that fraud is going on in Lekki toll gate.

Those guys are smart. I know what they did to the system.

And I also noticed that the fraud is still going on.

Since Monday my balance is showing me N4,040. I have passed that road almost 8 times this week and my balance remain thesame.

Leave that eegun boy alone.

He travelled from Lagos to East with his Master.

The small boy is learning work.

Come to Ajah you will see many of them like this . Age 10, 12, 15 etc

duchessvikki0:
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You no even reach 6ft!

Now I know say u wicked

You wan make my hands dey tough moon ni?

Ok o! How many feets do you want self?

Bebeji Bebeji... In which State?

State not included and I want to know the state where bebeji local government is...

MrBrownJay1:
Seconded.... Show us the teeth marks.

Thirdonded... Show us cloth of N4000 or else...

Lafffff!

duchessvikki0:
Motherfucker! You again?
How many feet tall?

5 feet 9 inch!

your view pls...

GISpro:
Luckily for her na just 300naira go transfer her and her criminal boyfriend from Obantoko to prison.

200naira taxi from Obantoko to high court.
100naira taxi from high court to Ibara Prison.

Shikena.

And Ibara prison has women section so no need to transfer her to another state.


I served in ABK, if you're wondering how I knew the city.

Ode! Who ask you?

You no get work. You want to be famous on Nairaland with useless comment.

N300 transport fare because Abeokuta prison can not boost of one, just one Van to transport their convicts?

Idiot!

Xcelinteriors:
You are fool, a very big fool. Is this the first time a policeman will be caught on camera collecting bribe? It has been happening and the government are not doing anything about it. In a sane country, that man will be fired and jailed but in Nigeria nothing will happen. Don't you ever mention me again you slowpoke and my goods are not for fool like you. My client are very intelligent and adorable people. Get the hell out of here anuohia

I just checked your profile, I can see why you don't have manners

Chai!

Igbo Amaka...

Where is my thunder?

Anyway, you're very fortunate because today is the beginning of new month.

...thunder, you can go back to your station. You know we doing strike at the beginning of a month like this...
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TheGreenLand:
Dogs dey beta pass some foolish people 100 times.

E.g: !

duchessvikki0:
Lol David you short no be lie
Tall guys na the main koko
#Ilovetallguys#


Quote me not!

I am tall and I qualify for your job...

Can I apply?

pinkPUSSY:
That's their consolation line..

Pls, I am curious...

And I believe you're the only one that can satisfy my curiosity.

I have a question for you:

Is the colour of your pussy "pink" ?

If yes,

I like to have a taste of it at least to know how pink pussy feel like�

Lafffff!!!

YesNo:
...

another job lost

Is better like that

Others should learn from him.

Xcelinteriors:
And what will happen after putting his picture on internet or have they forgotten this is Nigeria


I have beautiful and various kind of window blind at very affordable prices. Different designs of Wallpaper and wall panels, leather panel is available at 4500 pee square metre. Check my signature for pictures. What you see is what you get

You're one of the problem of this country

See stupid and senseless comment from you.

And nobody will buy that your window blind here

Better go and sell it in a country where they lack senses like yours.

Idiot!

ChemBrodar:



Na photoshoot?

Just wondering how the camera take clean reach that level...

Your head is paining you!

because you're using China phone everybody should also be using it too?

You seriously need brain reset!

Odumakin abeg I no dey there o.

War ke....

I be Yoruba man and I'm not ready for any war.

Life is sweet!

post=79483972:
His Grandma's panties

IMPOSSIBLE

Nooo, HIGHLY IMPOSSIBLE and UNBELIEVABLE!!!

Wetin push am go there in the first place

.
He was looking for money the way you are selling dead meat for people because of money.

simonlee:
eating street food in Lagos was the biggest mistake i made in life... I literally tasted hellfire with my tongue!
I was shocked when i realized they even put pepper in their bread!

Your head is paining you bro!

sholarr12:
It will be better to reason before talking. It is not the OP's list; it is a list by FourFourTwo.

E be like say your head dey pain you ni?

CR7 Is the real GOAT!

can never comment on this, never!

Chai!

This Op wan spoil my day.

How you go place Messi ahead of real goat?

I don't even no why I open Nairaland this morning.

Op your head dey pain you!

Eraddray:
k.. Op is a barcelona fan... Mumu op

The poster na Messi fan
CR7 is a GOAT!

And is still supporting this government of RUGAslavia Republic?

Ah!

How I wish.....

post=80794456:
Boko Haram : The wicked and evil ones being sponsored by evil politicians.
The children of Shatan!


May all the evil murderers and their sponsor all die painfully and everyone supporting them.

Technically defeat my foot!

post=80793569:
imagine the mentality of wailers.
Shame on you all!

They will be the one saying because someone in another party stole, people in other parties that did the same should not be probed!

Hypocrites!
Big shame on y'all!

So you don't know that BUBU region remain the most backward region in this RUGAslavia Republic?

Shame on you!

post=80793554:
WHAT A BIG SHAME!

Kakakakakakakaka!!!

You're welcome back...

A ti n'reti re o; kabo, se dada l'ode?

Back to the topic:

Bubu influence!

Bubu never mean well for this RUGAslavia country.

, I really missed you. Once again, welcome back!

asdfjklhaha:
And later people would be arguing that Lagos is better than abakaliki. ever since we entered rainy season Abakaliki has never been flooded. abakaliki should be made capital of Nigeria.

Receive sense in Jesus Name...

Amen!

oluwasegun007:
How can I unsee this now...


Whenever I pass that route now its her sex that'll be coming to my mind...

Bad guy!