₦airaland Forum

E pain them! They never see it coming....

Naijaguy12345:
A fat guy with no WAEC is about to sit at the top of affairs of great Osun state .

Teachers be ready to be owed 4 years wages.

. Sorry, e pain you no be small...

Like for Adeleke, Share for Oyetola... Congratulations to all PDP members in Osun and Nigeria as a whole. Congratulations to the good people of Osun. Congratulations to Alhaji Atiku Abubakar in advance. A big thanks to Nigeria Judiciary. Osun is PDP; PDP is Osun!

umarshehu58:
Our Nigeria police go dey use plywood for crime board. See confirmed crime board abeg

Your head dey there... U no see the board wey den use yesterday for a guy that murder his wife lover? Nigeria police no get level.

ClearFlair:
Hope there are no flight control issues o. We don’t want it to crash like Atiku and Obi’s presidential ambitions

you dey Craz ni?

Church girl....

But, where is Akpabio? I'm just coming under the ground since February 16th that I woke up to the news that INEC have postponed Nigeria election. Can anyone help me search for Akpabio there. because I am not understanding o.

Her plan is to move away from the city and live around the Beach?? Mammy water. Anyone that f u c k this one will definitely meet himself inside lagoon.

coolestchris:
when ur hand no pure, Na this kind bad omen deh happen ,,
anybody that wants to destroy this Nigeria..
by embezzlement of funds Na so his cars go dey burn to hatches not ashes

they have enough money to buy another ones nau.... Even if 100 burnt they will continue to buy because they have looted us dry.

israelmao:
The funeral is hereby declared inconcolusive.

Bad guy!

Rokia2:
I hope he’s not eating poo in Dubai as well.

You too should go their to have the share of your own poo. Majority of Nigeria girls that read about Dubai potty are nursing the ambition to go to Dubai. Some are even planning to divorce their husband in other to enter Dubai for potty business.

earthsync:
Dubai be like backyard hmm r u thinking what I'm thinking Dubai Potty

. So you go dey eat poo be that o? Babe u are too desperate to get money... Those Dubai men wey their poo dey watery, if they poo for your mouth na die be that o.

Wait o... Se na the black box dey for those girls hand ni. Abi, I no see the pix of the plane black box o.

What Davido is doing to those girls can't just go like that.... One of his family member must suffer for it....

Na senior member of the opposition party for that country get the car. It can also happen in Nigeria here if the car belong to any member of opposition party. E.g Fani-Kayode, Saraki, Obi, Atiku and his family, including myself here...

Search for plus size pant just begin now.... Lepa pant can't buy any of these... I swear I need pant with mestur...

oladele00:
For this new year alone I don give two girls belle..lord, which kind life be this na?

Omo ondo... You dey hot ooo. First quarter of 2019 and 2 girls don get Belle for u. Now let calculate it here: You are in first quarters still doing new year resolution and you already impregnated two girls. So by second quarter resolution is things of past 4 girls, third quarter 4 girls, last quarter maybe u want to avoid girls to reduce excessive spending during the festive period, let assume 2 girls. Total number of girls impregnated by oladele alone in 2019 = 12. By the way oladele, who did you voted for during the presidential election? They suppose to castrate u ni.

princeade86:
they will soon deport her back and ban her from entering america .

Aboki! London and America na the same?... Go ban her now...

Celebrity Senator? Nigeria journalist and their captions...

But I pity Atiku sha...

Meanwhile, someone should quickly go and stop the Aboki guy that is traveling with APC coffin to Abuja. Please, tell him he has failed this time around. And he should not forget to gather small money from his onions business for leg surgery.

jomoh:
This guy go suffer for this 10th senate without his godfather around and with APC now having more experience than before.

10th Senate? Mumunatu.... You no know, you no know, why you come dey talk waiting you no know

Inasmuch FG then failed to claim Lagos during PDP reigns, any attempt from opposition now is dead on arrival. You can't claim Lagos when their party is the same in central. No amounts of machinery, arsenal and thug from opposition is capable of doing that...

Atiku is loosing, my heartbeat is increasing. Hope I survive another 4 years of Bubu...

That guy should be aware of assassination.

daddytime:
Hmm...don't really know this babe...

You need to go and get a copy of African Queen Video by 2BABA.

Bighead9:
Conspiracy theory or not, Buhari will defeat Atiku on Saturday. Nigerians are in high spirits to re-elect Baba Buhari on February 23rd.

even your tiny hands on this picture tells it all... Hungry man supporting Buhari.

odimbannamdi:
Bro, what is the average cost of a decent room and parlour self-contained apartment?

Arrange N500.000 down....up stair N600.000. Agent fees exclusive... That one is between 100 to 150k.

ifyalways:
Ibeju lekki is ibeju lga, not lekki, eti osa lga.

So many misconceptions about Lekki especially the location. There are villages on ibeju lekki axis ( eg Igbo efon, Ajiran, ikota village, ilaje)but everyone claims lekki.

Benefits of living in Lekki 1 : good connect, speedy response by emergency services ( power , fire, road safety , police, ambulance etc) ,relatively good security .

you are the best guy.... You nailed it all! Lakue, Lakowe, Bogije, kajola, awoyaya, ologbufe, eputu,. But I live in Ajah along badore road, Remlek bus stop to be precised.

Between Atiku and Buhari who do you think she's going to vote for? Like for Atiku, share for Buhari....

Between Atiku and Buhari lets see who will first get 100 Likes or Shares...... A like for Atiku and A share for Buhari. Counting now....

Mine is number 6!