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LionInZion:
Lovely Pictures.

Please, if I may ask, how do you combine working full-time and teaching part-time? Thanks

Full time weekdays and part-time weekends.

I work full-time and teach part-time.
Teaching ignites me! Anytime I'm in class, I feel rejuvenated. I especially love it when they ask questions because it shows me they are interested and willing to learn.

Annie has the calmest voice that penetrates and humbles me.
Lucy is super-smart.
Helen is ever-smiling
Evan is very playful but coincendentally the first to catch "the idea". Lol
Hardy always has stories about his grandma. Hehe

I love you guys so much and I always look forward to our next meeting.

OP please permit me to spread my classroom joy in pics on your thread

Buhari will come back and re-instate him.
It has happened before, it'll happen again.

How dare ordinary commissioner sack a Daura saint?!

Two adults have a private conversation in far away US. One of the two felt it would entertain her tweeter fans. A tactless blogger collects their convo/chats to draw traffic, then copies it to NL to make a point. Now, it's on Nairaland frontpage on an early Monday morning?!

The end is near!

If she was truely in a relationship with him, she would have known he died. Friends, family, relatives, street pipu, church members, someone that knows two of them together would have told her. She blocked him, not them.

It was not a relationship, maybe just a few weeks fling.

The girl is also likely still single, so she unblocks him, to check up on him and see "haaa faaa"

Single ladies over to you!
Please don't open your mouth and be bragging, "I can birth twenty" because you need the ring.

In my own opinion, threat to life is not the only reason why couple should decide to have less kids. Economy/ finance is one big factor that people tend to overlook.

For many Nigerians "Children are blessings". So they'll keep churning them out, even when they cannot bail themselves from the hospital after delivery.

Please be guided.

This is what President Buhari has reduced politics too. You can now hire 30 SANs do defend an unexistent certificate. Nepa bill, Oluwole certificate all accepted.

So what exactly is the fate of that diligent student, working tirelessly day and night, to make a thesis? Or that artisan fighting to acquire a skill beneficial to mankind?

In a few years time, all top politicans will be rich but certificateless selfish humans that are befret of rational reasoning. Every dumbie is now venturing into politics as business. Academic excellence, brilliance and sound mind is no longer needed to run Nigeria.

Every day, politicans take us a step further into Abyss.

They are running away from CHANGEi

See story! Lol. Italian govt seems lenient.

Buried so fast, why?
Is his family aware? Were they present?
No autopsy? Why?

I can't even let go of my cat in less than 24hours
This is an adult for Pete's sake, just so wrong.

To me, an average family has no business with more than 2 kids irrespective of gender.

Raising a child from craddle to being an independent adult who can fend for him/herself is no child's play, especially the financial aspect.

To raise a child for the international stage, a child that will conquer poverty early, the parents have to be waded and fully present for the child. From early language school, to sports coaching, to music lessons, to make-up classes, to vacations both within and outside the country etc.

Anything outside these, most other times, the child will grow up average, then grow through in Nigerian institutions, and begin to stand in job queue. The rest of it follows - unsatisfactory pay, no leaves, no allowances, to paid vacations etc. The cycle of poverty continues.

Nigerian govt cares not for you or your kid(s)! So you have to take full responsiblity, EARLY.

Holocene:
American women tie their tubes after 2 kids and the husband can't say shit. She owns her life and husband can come and go.

Marriage ain't a do or die affair

Same as Chinese women.

Frankicent:
See you what we call AFC just Google it up you'll understand what it means.

Guy grow up abeg... This one you ranting like she's your gf.. Who ever she love, Bleep, kill, whatever I don't give a Bleep... Beside you old enough to father a kid.... I don't have time for some online shit argument. On top one ugly chiwawa dog like gal.


Bros abeg free me ooooo.... If She's your babe It doesn't concern me go get her.. If she's not yours and you qualify for her listed job offer.. Just write an application letter and send it to her...

Grow up abeg men no get time for all this shit.... Free me jawe..

She doesn't want you! She's not looking for you, or people like you! She wants first class! Go and look for your mates! Stop hating!

Oshi!

Frankicent:
OK best of luck bro. Few yrs from now I"ll busy you and ask you howfr..

She doesn't want you! She's not looking for you, or people like you! She wants first class!
Shuuuuuuuu?

Frankicent:
I don't need it.... It doesn't guarantee my success in life. A good grade I aim no this 1

See consolation
Na third class and no degree dey guarantee success, abi?

I said it. I knew exactly the kind of people that were criticizing her, exactly the kind of people she doesn't need in her life! I already told the sweet girl not to be bothered by never-do-well and kill-joys and aim for what she wants! Imagine this one's consolation, chai! SMH.

Biko, I must be in the best category of any endeavor I find myself. That is the first step to greatness!

Frankicent:
[s]See this 1 shebi she's be the 1 to pay her bride pride. This buhari recession and she listed all this... See as you be like buhari. Tar

See lemme tell you . there's nothing like man of my dream... No one is prefect we'll bound to make errors.. Go think niga[/s]

If you no get first class, hide your face

Frankicent:
Lol OK oo.. Since you'll a product of 1st class go and get married to her and use your 1st degree to feed her. No body go tell you to japa when she starting asking you for more like pespi. Dullard

Isit your asking? Stay there and be yapping thrash when she'll get married to her dream man.

Dumbby!

Frankicent:
See this 1... Tar

Tar for tout, abi? Street urchin low life without a degree looking for someone to hate on. When she said first class, she meant first class graduate. She's not looking for your type. Ode!

Frankicent:
Mumu oya clap for yourself.. Why not DM her since you qualify for a grand lottery. Be talking rubbish.

So you too 1st graduate... You think 1st is the way, truth and life oga na money... Mumu

Respect yourself. I ask you.

eezeribe:
Dry black monkey...

While blacks are fighting hard at whites calling blacks monkeys, here comes a black man calling a fellow back monkey.

You sir, are stupid!

Horlamidei:
You need cain!!!

Is cain that expensive? Lol

I don't blame you dear.
That is what you want, that is what you'll get.
I love it when people know what they want in life. Not "anything goes" kinda people.

There are several advantages of marrying a first-class graduate, beefed up with the others items in your list. Aim for it, prepare yourself both mentally and academically too. You'll get it!

Those bashing are mostly not even graduates sef. So sweetheart, don't be shaken
For those about bash her, know that funny as she may sound, these online match-wishes work. I've seen it work several times.

Please ask them to deliver to the closest bus stop to your house. Go to the bus stop (which is usually a busy area) and pickvyour good.

Better to be safe than sorry.

TroublemakerPro:
It looks like this thread has changed from homemade food to Nigerians outside the country tormenting us. There is God ooo

You are right, we should display more of home made dishes and delicacies. My apologies.

Four of us at lunch

ChiefAzubuike:
Anybody who thinks the Lagos state government is doing anything tangible in that state needs to get his brains removed and replaced with noodles. I was at ojo going towards alakija the other day and I had find the nearest shop just to breath fresh oxygen . virtually everywhere in Lagos is extremely polluted asides from certain places in ikoyi and lekki. How these lagosians have failed to encounter a serious disease epidemic for years still baffles me. In my own opinion, lagos state is nothing compared to abia , Enugu, anambra and many more. The only difference is that its cosmopolitan.

All these hbp because you saw staff bus
Take heart

Neutrality:
Try appreciate someone's efforts 4 a while

You are crazy! So this is what you can type after all my explanation? Effort? Effort? How much effort did he put to push naira up from 33 to 57 in a space of 3 months? Get lost!

I see many foolish people rejoicing over nothing on this thread! Call me wailer or any other thing you wish. I use yuan directly and I know how it bites!

Immediately Buhari took over power, my parents couldn't pay my school fees anymore. Same with thousands on self-sponsored students here in China. Feeding and living allowance became war! The consolation is that "we had to suffer first and gain later". Is this eventually what it is

I'm really sad at this developement after two long years of waiting for Buhari's miracle.

You met yuan at 33 per naira. You pushed it up to 57, 58, at some point it was 60RMB per naira! Now we are supposed to be singing and clapping and jumping at 49 and 50naira? Is that madness

Please kindly take naira back to where you met me and don't tell me any oil prices nonsense!

Sir, kindly take back yuan to where you met it when you took over power.

1naira was 33RMB.

Any other mantra na hogwash!

Elnino4ladies:
Obese fool

Be nice

NovaCare:
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Lol...cars will not just "kill you" but you should be very observant. Make sure that your car has no exhaust leak that festers into the internal area of your vehicle and do not idle your car in an enclosure (like a garage) for too long.

Secondly, be sure of the kind of dashboard polish you use for those who want their cars to be squeaky clean.

Heard of a guy who got acute bronchitis from inhalation of arsenic that was emitted from the polish used in wiping his dashboard via his car AC.

Something must kill a man sha, so if you gotta die - die happy

By happy I mean enjoy life the best way you can. We all gonna die someday afterall

Technology has it's ups and downs.
Even phones emit "waves".

Cars kill. Does it mean we should not enter cars?
These things are already part of our lives, and we cannot completely remove them.

However, I believe that the dieases that will be rampant in our generation will be different from that of our fathers and fore-fathers.

Thankfully, science has a way of solving them as they come