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PoliticsRe: How Orji Kalu’s Cash Gift In 2007 Changed My Life – Policeman by flyingpig: 8:41am On Jul 21, 2020
chatinent:
It's called rebranding, bro.
thanks
CelebritiesRe: BBN: Nengi “ Europe Is Not A Continent “ by flyingpig: 8:36am On Jul 21, 2020
A lot of slay queens are dumb. They know all make-up brands in the world but don't know simple arithmetic except how to count money shocked
PoliticsRe: How Orji Kalu’s Cash Gift In 2007 Changed My Life – Policeman by flyingpig: 8:34am On Jul 21, 2020
They have started rebranding this man same way Tinubu rebranded Buhari and sold to us in 2015 undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: MUST READ: This Nairalander Tried To Scam Me in form Of Help (PICS) by flyingpig: 8:29am On Jul 21, 2020
telkevog:
[s]Op mind yourself oh! He told he is not registered on nairaland and your calling him a nairalander.

However, what if he is genuine? The only problem I see here is that he is far from you, otherwise he might be real. Getting SARS job can costs you far above that amount in this country(my opinion).[/s]
undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: MUST READ: This Nairalander Tried To Scam Me in form Of Help (PICS) by flyingpig: 8:28am On Jul 21, 2020
Maxymilliano:
Save the contact via true-caller to view the email.

Run the email on google search and Facebook for any possible lead to the face behind the mask
smart
Jobs/VacanciesRe: MUST READ: This Nairalander Tried To Scam Me in form Of Help (PICS) by flyingpig: 8:25am On Jul 21, 2020
Openbusiness4:
Exactly. The OP na learner. He caught a scammer with a shaky grip, like not wearing a grip to hold something slippery. Now d scammer don escape. Many scammers use stolen pix and impersonate identities a lot. So dat might not be d scammer's real pix, or it could be, but nothing to guarantee it. Since he already knew that d guy na scammer from d stupid format d idiot drop, what the OP should have done was to play along to d point dat he asks for d scammer's bank account details, dat he should give him his account details so he can transfer d 20K to him. Assuming he got d guy's bank account details, den he is traceable and his identity can be discovered. Even if he dey use another person's bank account, once they catch that one, they can catch the scammer thru him. But anyhow, at least d OP was intelligent enough not to fall for d dumbest scam trick I have ever read in my life. I was just laughing reading it, looks like a damn comedy. 20K for sarz otp registration, kikikiki, what kinda extremely dumb sheet is dat grin

[img]https://media1./images/0532d04fec317b7e5412e77749725472/tenor.gif?itemid=16416203[/img]
grin grin grin you be mad man I swear
PoliticsRe: Ismaila Isa Funtua Is Dead by flyingpig: 7:47am On Jul 21, 2020
philip0906:
Na you kill am? flying pig...Werey!
Buhari won't let this level of insecurity be on-going in katsina his homestate.
RomanceRe: Guys Or Ladies: Who Moves On Easily After Breakup? by flyingpig: 7:44am On Jul 21, 2020
ModestGal:
But the girl in the picture looks very hippy now
you didn't read it very well. The girl in the pic is the body i have huge sexual appeal for but my gf is more of thick, round ass, thick thighs, flat tummy but no hips, but I'm more for hippy and slim girls like the girl in that yellow gown. Please see the image again, that's what I can enjoy for eternity, for my gf I sometimes lose sexual appeal.


But gf has impeccable mad character for the past ten months. Can t fault her actions or ac intentions behind them. Loyal in my presence and absence. She's really attractive cause I know big wigs gunning for her, but in the end one man's food is another man's poison. You'd ask why I asked her out in the first place. But i asked her out for relationship and not marriage which she has boldly told me she don't mind waiting for me till I'm ready even if it takes next 6 years after i do my swearing-in which should happen soon.
PoliticsRe: Ismaila Isa Funtua Is Dead by flyingpig: 7:39am On Jul 21, 2020
Difrent:
[s]I hope then YOU WONT DIE because you make it seems these people's death will make you live forever[/s]
everybody will die but we should leave good image, clearly isa funtua didn't.
PoliticsRe: Anti, Pro-Akpabio Protesters Storm National Assembly Over NDDC Probe by flyingpig: 7:36am On Jul 21, 2020
AMvanquish:
Hahaha. I laff wella. cheesy grin
Guy , u wan dey payroll too.
before nkor
SportsRe: Marcus Rashford Apologizes To Manchester United Fans For Chelsea Defeat by flyingpig: 7:36am On Jul 21, 2020
Paxxcarl:
stfu stupidity won’t take you anywhere
Jobs/VacanciesRe: MUST READ: This Nairalander Tried To Scam Me in form Of Help (PICS) by flyingpig: 9:51pm On Jul 20, 2020
kingvick09:
WELCOME TO LAGOS
LMAO perfect response
PoliticsRe: Ismaila Isa Funtua by flyingpig: 9:39pm On Jul 20, 2020
Arrewa:
why are you people filled with hatred and bitterness??

You and I will die one day...

[s]Funtua is up to 80yrs he died as a national Figure!
[/s]
Your heart is filled with hate!!
national figure? Who knows him? He is only infamous for being part of a cabal who loot Nigeria dry and impoverish the country with corruption and insecurity.

Dude is not popular for anything good.
RomanceRe: I Finally Had Sex With A Guy. by flyingpig: 9:26pm On Jul 20, 2020
Majikman:
*sighs *
Different characters on nairaland .

@AngelaEmade ... ur cool . Big ups to you


@flyingpig ... Dude u are d troll of today .
grin I was just bored, nothing much. smiley I'm super friendly in real life sha
PoliticsRe: Ismaila Isa Funtua Is Dead by flyingpig: 9:25pm On Jul 20, 2020
seunmsg:
[s]Death is inevitable and nobody is sure of tomorrow. Stop wishing death on others. So many people who wished Buhari dead in 2015 had since died and Buhari is stil very much alive. Be guided[/s].
Buhari is dead
PoliticsRe: Ismaila Isa Funtua by flyingpig: 9:23pm On Jul 20, 2020
Thunder faya his grave for hiding Buhari's death from us sad
He has gone with Abba Kyari to pay their old friend a visit. sad
PoliticsRe: Ismaila Isa Funtua Is Dead by flyingpig: 9:20pm On Jul 20, 2020
seunmsg:
What?
next up, Mamman Daura, he should watch his back grin The curses of 200million Nigerians can't go unanswered.
CrimeRe: BREAKING:18 People Killed In Kaduna Wedding Attack by flyingpig: 9:16pm On Jul 20, 2020
grin
TravelRe: Being Black In Berlin/germany by flyingpig: 9:11pm On Jul 20, 2020
Danielhouston:
The dog belonged to my neighbor that had some mental issues and was always traveling. She was unable to care for the dog, so I decided to take the dog as my own. She got better and decided to move back to France with the dog. Then I had already bonded with the dog and it broke my heart.

The day they were leaving, the dog came to my door and was making noise until I opened. Immediately I opened the door, the dog ran straight to my room and laid on my bed. That had never happened before. We were together until they left for France. I cried so much eh
cry cry cry crycry
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Ismaila Isa Funtua Is Dead by flyingpig: 9:09pm On Jul 20, 2020
LibertyRep:
[s]Ina Lilahi wa Ina ilahi rajiun.

May Allah forgive the departed and give the family the fortitude to bear the loss.

Death, the inevitable end of all mortals is enough to teach the current kleptomaniacs some lessons.

This man, most probably will be committed to mother earth tomorrow and I can bet with no fancy coffin, if any.[/s]
worshippers of their oppressors. May our oppressors not know peace in Jesus name, if nobody go say amen to me I go say amen to my prayers. Amen
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Ismaila Isa Funtua Is Dead by flyingpig: 9:07pm On Jul 20, 2020
This one don pick Abba Kyari call
PoliticsRe: NDDC Scam: 12 Billion Naira Bridge Constructed By Akpabio Collapse In Bayelsa by flyingpig: 9:06pm On Jul 20, 2020
grin
PoliticsRe: Isa Funtua Is Dead by flyingpig: 9:05pm On Jul 20, 2020
PVision2020:
May God grant him eternal rest
worshippers of their oppressors
PoliticsRe: Isa Funtua Is Dead by flyingpig: 9:03pm On Jul 20, 2020
Abba kyari called this one and he answered

I bet he thought it was another looting spree on-going on the other side undecided
PoliticsRe: COVID-19 : Gov. Ikpeazu Approves Tax Reliefs To Residents Of Abia State by flyingpig: 9:02pm On Jul 20, 2020
Abia can't breathe
TravelRe: Being Black In Berlin/germany by flyingpig: 8:49pm On Jul 20, 2020
Danielhouston:
I remember the day my German flatmate was taking me to do my registration. We were walking on the road and right in front of us, was a man walking his dog. I saw this dog coming towards me and I ran away. My flat mate didn’t even know I was gone.

The dog started barking at me and was trying to chase me but the owner held it with a leash. I was thinking to myself, why the hell is that man walking with a dog on the street? Does he want it to bite somebody?
Apparently, it was totally normal and those dogs don’t bite. They’re playful and you can touch them. I ran from dogs for the first 6 months I was in Germany until I got used to them.

What shocked me was when I saw some people kissing their dogs in the mouth. What? I can’t even let a dog lick my body with that tongue, not to talk of kissing a dog’s mouth or letting a dog lick my lips. I still don’t accept that one. I don’t care. No no no.

Now I love dogs and they love me. Infact, all the dogs I come across, always want to play with me. I did not realize how much I could love a dog, until I had one. The day the dog left me, I cried like a baby. I never imagined I could experience such love from a dog. Love without judgement.
What did you do for the dog to leave you?
TravelRe: Being Black In Berlin/germany by flyingpig: 8:41pm On Jul 20, 2020
Danielhouston:
If you can get a loan, go for it. Just make sure that you’re provided enough time to pay it back. You can definitely make enough money to pay it back, even while studying. Even if you cannot pay all of it until you get a full time job.

If you stay in student housing which is cheaper, use prepaid phone plan, and don’t get into unnecessary contracts, you can definitely save good money from your student job. There are Nigerian students who became millionaires (in naira), within their first year of study.
This is what I mean by going to a top country vs going to a low budget country. In a top country like Germany, you can make and save money.

Yes, companies are supposed to give priority to German and EU citizens but that’s not always the case. You can get a job if you’re qualified for it, as a non-EU citizen. You stand a better chance if you speak German.

There are graduates making big salaries in Germany. I know a Nigerian guy who studied in UK and works for PayPal in Berlin. His salary is €4,500 a month. His monthly expenses are about €1000 and he can save €3,500.
There are people who make more than that. Some of them are as young as 23 and 25 years old. My close friend is 26 and he makes €8,000 a month, after tax. He’s an entertainment lawyer. He does not know what to do with money. He always says he does not want to live long. He has a list of places he wants to visit, then he plans to donate his money to charity and die.

About moving back to Nigeria to live a good life, it depends on what “good life” means to you. If you have a loan to pay back, don’t expect to have enough money left for that “good life”.
grin I bet he didn't think that. Thanks for reminding him
TravelRe: Being Black In Berlin/germany by flyingpig: 8:38pm On Jul 20, 2020
Danielhouston:
Damn... so many likes on my last comment. Nigerians like story sha. I was heartbroken when I visited Nigeria and the level of suffering I witnessed, was very shocking. That country is worse than when I left. I really wanted to make a change and help people but I don’t have the money to help everybody.

I told God to show me what I could do to change people’s lives. I thought about other things I could do, but God had other plans. I stumbled upon this forum and I knew at once, that this was it. I didn’t know I had the gift of words and how putting those words into writing, can impact lives.
God brought me here and showed me what I could do. Money can fix a need, but information can build wealth.

When you get to that place where God is taking you, know that it is for a reason. Don’t get there and forget where you came from. No matter your position in life, there’s always something you can do for someone else.

Now I sound like Obama. Let’s get into some stories.
I go really dey honoured to share a beer with you someday
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija LOCKDOWN: Nengi Wins First Head Of House Challenge by flyingpig: 8:18pm On Jul 20, 2020
My ex gf that year angry
ComputersRe: Is A System With This Specification Okay For Graphics Designing? by flyingpig: 8:14pm On Jul 20, 2020
gramme:
Yes.It is from Jiji
congrats it's cool

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