@OP can't stand texting especially when it extends into a chatting session more especially when it's mundane questions e.g 1st text - hi
2nd text - have you had lunch?
3rd text - lol, u didn't even ask what i had for lunch
4th text - yes ma, so how is work?
5th text-, (pheww!!)

can't stand calls that follow the same format also especially ones that have cliche phrases in them like '' i just called to hear your voice'', ''you're not even missing me''

" MOFO444 MOBO$$$. Think about it like this; if you were the man that owned the bank or the man that the girls were sleeping wiv to get hired you probably won't be so cranky. I think you should work harder, cos from the look of things if you were the CEO-type man you'd be happier.

BTW what were you doing in Naija?

Hi All,

I'm a newbie. I registered on nairaland a while ago but i rarely use it. I want to start using it frequently but i want to change my username cos i no longer like the current one. Is it possible? how?

Thanks for your help

@poster, why would you want to be with a girl you can't believe, it's a lousy precedent for starting a relationship especially one that's broken up b4

@Poster, first things first, your English is bad, so you do not qualify to judge another person based on their level of education.
second, you obviously think that being a player is so impressive that other people should help you do it better
third, you come across as shallow, selfish and irresponsible so the prestige of being a boyfriend, husband or father should not be place on you, by omission or commission.
My advice to you, focus on getting really educated, it will do you so much good

" I don't have" or "I can help you" to someone who genuinely needs my help

lol, u sure? cos i need to explore all my possibilities. Been calling their help line all day. Its been ringing but no one's picking up, you're probably right. But i'd appreciate a confirmation though. Tx

delvinmaya:

pls whatever info you guys have on it will be highly appreciated

pls i need to contact the channels manager of daarsat or get info on Daarsat's requirements for floating a channel on it. I'd appreciate you help greatly. Thanks

btw which of these trainers are in maryland, lagos. i need one close to my current location