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dis op self. I guess u b benjamin d donkey (animals farm). Only an animal leaves in da zoo, as do u

somebody should read and summarise fr me pls.. Too long

general sir!, what about herdsmen?

when you smook weed for the first time. ;Dwhen you smook weed for the first time.

True or false signs a shy guy
likes you.

1. A shy guy stares and looks
away if he likes you.


TRUE. A shy guy will look in your direction if
he is attracted to you. He will stare at you. As
soon as you look back, he will look away in
embarrassment.


The way a shy guy’s mind
works.
If you catch the shy guy looking in
your direction, simply smile. The
smile will be welcoming and it
might ease their tension.

Shy guy: She is really beautiful, I really like
her…if she was my girlfriend I’d be so happy.

oh crap she’s noticed I’m staring at her, I better look away!
Oh man, now she’s going to think I’m the creepy guy that stares at her. I’ll never date her; she’s out of my league. She’s way too
pretty to be with me.
I’m going to look at her to make sure she’s not looking at me. Ok good, she’s back to doing whatever it is she was doing in the first place. Boy this is embarrassing, I don’t even have the courage to talk to her. What
would I say? She’s really, really beautifu-oh. crap! She looked back again.

Ok no more looking at her…
Shy guy’s put themselves down
unintentionally. If you catch the shy guy
looking in your direction, simply smile.

The smile will be welcoming and it might ease their tension.


2. A shy guy will avoid talking
to you if he likes you
Shy guys have a difficult time
believing that someone likes
them.


TRUE. This is what makes shy guys very confusing. If a shy guy likes you and feels as though you are onto him, he will simply avoid you.

Shy guys have a difficult time
believing that someone likes them, or would like to date them. They think that you are
trying to embarrass them. For this reason, they will play dumb and even avoid you.


3. Shy guys talk to their friends
about you.

FALSE. Most shy guys keep their crushes a secret. His diary or notebook might have some clues about his secret crush, while his
friends will know nothing about it.


4. A shy guy will do any favor
for you. They are too shy to pull the trigger and ask you out.

TRUE. Most shy guys will do just about anything you ask them to, in order to have some sort of interaction with you. Over time,
shy guys will slip under the radar and go directly to the friend zone. They are too shy to pull the trigger and ask you out.


5. A shy guy appears at the
same places as you if he likes
you

TRUE. If you are a waitress or working in retail, you may notice a shy guy always lingering about. This is definitely one of the
signs a shy guy likes you. Say hi and get the conversation going.


6. A shy guy will be lost for
words if he likes you

TRUE. If you do get the conversation going,
you’ll notice that he may be lost for words. You may ask a question, he may give you a
one-word answer. Other times, the shy guy may begin to talk faster than usual.


7. A shy guy may try to touch
you if he likes you

FALSE. This is true for social butterflies and charmers. These individuals are very friendly
and charismatic. They will try and touch you to build comfort. A shy guy, on the other hand, will NOT try to touch you in order to
be less obvious about his feelings.
When do shy guys get
embarrassed?

If a shy guy likes you, he will get
embarrassed if you find out.
Shy guys get embarrassed when their motives are recognized by others. If a shy guy likes you, he will get embarrassed if you
find out. Regardless if the feeling is mutual, a shy guy may feel uneasy about the situation.
Every shy guy wants to talk to the person they have a crush on. Their shyness gets in the way of this. They may even start to avoid
you because they’ll feel embarrassed. You can avoid this mess by being friendly
and saying, hi. Smile, and be welcoming.

They’ll open up and start talking to you once they are feeling comfortable. Things shy guys won’t admit
Shy guys won’t admit they have a crush onyou.

A shy guy may be in love with you, but if you ask them:
“Do you like me?”
They may answer with something
ridiculous, like:
“No not really, you’re like a sister to me”
They’ll say anything to hide their true feelings. If you encounter something like that ridiculous example, fire back with:
“That’s a shame, because I really like you
(smile)”
This will open them right up.
Remember to be friendly, smile and engage
the conversation. Shy guys are a whole
other species; but once they become comfortable, they’ll come out of their shell and show you the wonderful person within.

Add urs. Peace.

daughters of jezeebel. Sodomy nd end time.......Smh!

make i hear something

tit:
jobless miscreants.
they must be from the bush parts of kwarra.
no enlightene somebody can complain about the erudite Seriki
are these jobless yoots the ones in a picture seeing lagos traffic light for the first time?

e concern u? At least it will make dem cheer up a bit nd forget abt dere joblessness. Birds of d same feather.............

dis mad yoruba man no go concentrate on his opposition ni? I neva knew amala nd kpomo dey make pesin talk too much ...diarrheoa mouth.

ckmayoca:
FTC huh? Send ur account number for ftc award. Smh.

ah! I thought its just fun catching. Is that hw u quote other people who shout abt ftc. Am nt d first nd am nt gonna b d last. Smh!

in etisalat voice 'now u ar talking'. Ediot person, wetin u dey fear before? Go dere nd proof ur innocence stop tryin to evade trial. No. 3 thief.. Ah srry citizen

hmmm.. Thank God at last money will circulate. People will spend and i will see it. Though am unemployed. Ftc.. Dedicate it to JESUS christ

kk

ebrochukwu:
Ok so you mean seeing a virgin is easier than seeing truelove?

fr sure. Yestarday i broke up with my girlfriend. She is 21 we knew each other last year nd i was d one who deflowered her. Bt coz of money, i call it a qiute.

Fr naija here, true love dey scarce.

U only get true love if u get enof cash.. (Dats fr d girls)

Hmm.... I dey salivate fr here oo..
Bt i no fit do wetin esau did. No wonder he letter became a nomadic person. Dats why his lineage aka herdsmen ar killing pple anyhow coz of ordinary GRASSES.

Hmm..Hw does it feel to b ftc....??


Is dis another way to introduce gender equality ?? No prob.

Another embezzlement scheme in making.

Monalisa185:
op, you don't need any help jor....which guy in his right senses does not like boobs? abeg leave trash for lawma jare

too much of anything is bad

gamaliel121:
Good addiction...enjoy!!!!!!

really?

Neyoor:
That is not addiction but obsession and you're getting carried away emotional.



In as much, as it is very difficult to close your eyes at all time. You just need to work on your mindset.



Zero your minds from obscene thought whenever you see it.


But to be sincere, 21st century ladies are not helping issues. They are doing evil with those sagged bossoms they are feeding our innocent eyes with.

i wonder my brother.

falseman:
Buy feeding bottle

hehe

SeverusSnape:
we all love boobs.

d affirmative form of love is wat will identify my affection fr boobs.

Hmm....! Nairalanders how una dey?

I have a problem which i want you friends and elders to help me curb.

Over some time now i have become addicted to boobs. Any time a sexy looking girl exposes her cleavage or wear a top that shows her two mound like boobs i seem to lost my sanity starring and imaging how it will be nyc sucking and squeezing it...


I really need to do away with this addiction. Even when am serious with my bible study at home, once i see a girl with pointed boobs through their revealing wears, i tend to loose my concentration.


Even when am in school, i can't help but see myself really sucking their boobs on seen it shape.

What can i do to do away with this addiction to boobs?


Most of this girls wears are too tempting. I need help.


Thanks.

Clintonblaze:
Ftc,,,,,,,,,,,, just pray dis ur post makes Fp

i urge you to also pray..

Hmm.... Haffy weekends nairalanders.

I want to share with u this myth/beliefs most people have been engulfed with.


1. Human beings reason/think from their heart: Most people think that all human beings reason/ think from their heart. How true is this?

Many people can bet with their last dine that, everyone reason/think from their heart.


Scientifically, all human being and animals reason/ think from their brain.

Even in churches, thinking is attributed to the heart. Hence, everybody believe that humans reason/ think from their heart.


2. It is only male that suffers hernia: many people believe that it is only male that suffer hernia which is not true.

There are different types of hernia which also affect females. E.g. Umblical hernia which occur at infancy. It affects both male and female infants.


3. That people contact disease from toilets(esp pit latrine) : in my microbiology, i was taught that, one can only contact disease from the toilet only if they touch an infected equipment in the toilet.

I met a man who argued with me that a particular disease which he refer to as itches can be contracted from the toilet. I try telling him that the disease he mentioned is not an airborne disease, hence, it can't be contacted without physical contact with any affected equipment of the toilet.


Feel free to ad yourz..

No source?

Dats better. Kwarupt body

Op, ur title should reflect; 'my mother and my girlfriend don't like each other' (themselves)

Hmm

NigeriaKitchen:
Check here>>www.noadvertjobs.com you will see recent health related jobs there...I saw some today

i hv chek, bt hv nt seen any related job. Thanks fr ur concern

Hello nairalanders, there are some community health workers looking for vacancy at any private or public sector. Your help is welcome.

Hello nairalanders, lets take a look into confusing words.

1. Potion - a drink of medcine,poison, a liquid with magic power.
Portion - one part of something, large or shared.
2. Assorted - of various types, mixed together.
Assaulted - to attack suddenly and violently.
3. Death - to pass away.
Dearth - scarcity.
4. Huddle - crowd together.
Hurdle - difficulty to be overcome.
5. Assent - to agree to an idea.
Accent - the act of pronouncing a word with added force.
Ascent - an upward journey.
6. Dying - present continuous form of die.
Dyeing - present continuous form of dye.

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