₦airaland Forum

jasssbabe:
Depends on ur course

precisly medcine or pharmacy

Hw much do one nid to hv b4 goin out 2 study in india?

I jus lyk dis man, kachukwu. Wats stopin pmb frm makin hm d petroleum minista? (senior)

It depends on hw d two broke up. Bt if ur bf/gf is sum1 u cnt trust, beta do d nidful.

As u went inside u woke up nd realize it ws a dream. Lubbish!

1.Tambuwal/yoruba 2019
2. igbo/yoruba 2023

Na mammy water

Hw i wish oda girls tink lyk u. Bt unfortunately dey dnt. Frm ur ryt up i cn deduce u ar a runs girl. Datin a broke guy nd gvin hm money hs bcm a crime abi? Dis thread is daft.

Op ur ryt up is funny a bit. Beauty wt out education is vagabond. At wat age were u deflowered? Was it ur bf? Or were u rape?

Hungwaja jaare cricket

Hello my fellow nairalanders.

I want to share with you some powerful qoutes as culled from OUR DAILY MANNER booklet. Published/written by : Bishop (DR) Chris E. Kwakpovkwe.


1. Life ask death, 'why do people love me but hate you?' death responded and said, 'because you are a beautiful lie and i am a painful truth'

2. It is better to walk alone than with a crowd going the wrong direction.

3. Lots of people lose their health trying to become wealthy and lose their wealth trying to get back their health.

4. Diseases are the taxes we pay on uncontrolled pleasures.

5. Holding on the anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.

6. The most expensive bed on earth is the 'bed of sickness' , you can employ someone to drive for you, make money for you, but you can not have someone to bear the sickness for you.

7. Never look down on anybody unless you are helping them to rise.

hw on earth wil an alhaji let his child 2 b mving abt craving 4 food in d name of almajiri? I knw wat am sayin

No tresspassin

Is it a rhetorical question? You asked and you still answer it. Wat do you want Us to comment?

Thank God is Sunday.

So lets put a smile on each others face.

1. Teacher: how old is your father?
Student: as old as i am
teacher: how is it possible?
Student: he became father only after i was born.


2. Q. Why do women live longer than men? A. Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does.


3. A student grabbed a coin, flipped it in the air and said, head, i go to sleep. Tail, i watch a movie. If it stands on the edge i will study.


4. Boy: may i hold your hand?
Girl: no thanks, its not heavy.

5. Feel free to add yours nairalanders. Lets keep the fun going.. Happy Sunday.

Lets put sentiments aside,

1. ortom of benue (APC) (no salary payment)

2. Mimiko of ondo (PDP)


3. Hmm....

Op, u b anti-paragraph writer ni?
I had to take Pcm after reading dis ur congested ryt up. Hmm

China

Interesting facts... Imaging someone who have no idea about dis fact nd ws born on 29th of February, how will he celebrate his birthday in the yr 2017? Nice 2 knw...@op

Ur new boyfriend has a kid.. Because he is generous nd spend his money extravagantly on u, then u tink he's good fr u? 5yrs relationship no b moi moi in this present generation.

Dnt let money influence ur thinking. Even if u ar to hav s3x nw, y nt wit d guy who hv been there fr u up to 5 yrs?

Hmm....money cn do anytin. #follow ur mind

lumydee44:
Its an issue that can be resolved, our countrymen are quick to resort to violence, I think each lga need to take it upon themselves and try to find a way to reach their people on conflict resolution, we are all humans and thats why we have a language we speak so as to communicate with one another. Lack of communication causes chaos, People escalate issues that can be resolved amicably.

but this crisis started a while long. This was how boko haram was overlooked initially and now it has become d most deadly terror group in d world. Resolving dis incessant crisis amicably by trying to allow a mutual association among herdsmen and farmers will be a difficult thing.

VampireeM:
My Question is why is it that those Fulani herdsmen dont clash or cause mayhem in the North but only here in the south?? Abi them northerners no get farmlands anymore

e tire me oooo..

Hello nairalanders, haven't read the news about how president Muhammadu Buhari said he will rather invest in agriculture than pay the #5000 naira stipend his government promise to unemployed youths, i then ask my self;


1. With the persistent clashes among herdsmen and farmers, how will this agriculture investment work?


2 .which part of Nigeria produces almost all agricultural products in large scale?


3. Is such area free of herdsmen and farmers clashes?



In my opinion, investing in agricultural sector now that clashes among herdsmen and farmers are so fast spreading, it is not a welcome development.


It is only some few northern state that these clashes are not heard of.

Over to you nairalanders, is Mr. President decision good?

kallmemrB:
God aint deaf hes just testing ur faith as a christain....dont do it and sure God will give you a way out

God does not test people to sin... Its only the devil that test and tempt. Take note.

hendy05:
I just saw a mad man this morning and he was totally unclad, his penis was so huge. Nairaland ladies, infact girls in general belief that 90% of 9ja men av small penis, but av noticed that every unclad madman I see is always endowned. When the madman walked passed two ladies, I saw d expression on their faces, they were like* see wetin de waste* lol. Am sure it was up to 6 inches flacid. Have any other person noticed this too?? Madman r huge down der

its because of the free flow of air at d region that makes it grow in size. It grow big to get use to open weather.

Here in benue and in my area its lyk we ar living in aso rock , no power failure... No low voltage. I wonder y some people ar complaining of power failure. U guys should check ur transformer.

DDeliverer:
na snail I dey see o

hehe visit an eye clinic

I really need to know, is this a rabbit or a duck?

These ar the type of girls that ar good fr money rituals. Silly idiet!

Don knw y Everything abt south Africa is never clean.......bunch of zombies

obiorathesubtle:
say 'I thank you sir for opening my eyes'

haha.. Lol