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That's good for him.

Bt what's his political party

They are ur brothers, so go talk to them


expecting nxt governors with their blames

nnamdiokere45:
my broda, she was hawking d konji

abi oo

Hello ladies and gentlemen.

I will like to share with you what transpired between my friend and a lady he met at a wake-keep.

It was a cold night at about 11pm.
I and my friend were standing on the corridor of a two bedroom flat.

We were observing and paying our last respect to a dead friend.

The wake-keep was crowded that even if you throw a grain of Maize in the air, it won't drop.

The cloud was thick and heavy.
Cold wind started blowing with high acceleration.

People started running here and there to get a better place to stay under.


As i and my friend were about going inside the room allocated to us, my friend sighted a lady who was hawking some edible items at the wake-keep struggling to get in.


After negotiating with her, My friend admitted her in on the condition that he will have to service her lower dichotomy.

Though she wanted to resist but my friend threaten to throw her out in the rain.

Abruptly, it started raining torrentialy.

She had no option as the fear of getting drenched overwhelmed her.


The room was dark as the rain disrupted the power generator.

As everything subsided, my friend started making advances to execute the Verbal contract he agreed with the poor hawk.

We were about ten people in that room.

Shortly, my friend started the show haven wore his rain coat.


do you know the funniest thing about the incidence?




as the banging was in progress, the girl started releasing high sound atomic bomb in quick succession simultaneously with the speed my friend was placing his construction in her lower dichotomy.....

mhen! I was like , what the hell is that x



does it mean she was enjoying the whole action more than my friend who invented the idea?


As a girl will you rather get drenched or go on your back for a guy you met 3 minutes ago just for shelter?

midolian:
ifa hear! Saraki is not Cameron and can never be. Saraki is there to serve our interests, Cameron was their for personal interest. This is the difference.

Plus Saraki is being witch-hunted. Tell tinubu and Buhari to leave him alone.

In particular Our son Senator Ike Ekweremadu is occupying the
highest political office in the South East and not be unduly humiliated and embarrassed by this recurring antics. We shall no longer take this lightly. We shall mobilize other like groups all over the country to resist the tyrannisation of democracy in our country.

wailer noted

Jirate:
Start in Alphabetical order, Ameachi, bukola Saraki then Fashola Oshiomhole........etc.

“I don’t care whether you’re black or white or you come from party A or Party B; the
moment it can be established that you have stolen from the public treasury, we will go
after you.


If you have any proof that the people you mentioned loot their various states treasury, run to EFCC asap and file a petition.

Goodluck

Hahaha op that person must b u

hmmm

PDP finding difficulties to send sheriff out just as the case with APC and saraki laffin in swahil

ikbnice:
video of the bombing showing those escaping with bullet wounds or I dnt bliv the Nigerian military. Sometimes, they feed us lies.

do u think d NAF is a branch of nollywood acting a movie? Silly comment

f

what was this girl thinking
Was Stephen Keshi a musician

Its was a cold evening when i visited my babe.

She was at home with her friend whom she invited to pass the night with her.

We spent some time chating and cracking jokes.

My babe's friend sat opposite me with her legs a bit wide. All i saw was hairy thighs that could induce a man's heart to pound fast.

She laughed the most at every joke i cracked, staring at me and laughing simultaneously.

She collected my phone and was watching some video clips.

After spending some hours with them, my babe escorted me and i left.

On reaching home.....
Guess what?

I saw a seductive text message from my babe's friend.

How did she got my number?

Oh! She probably got the number when she requested to watch video clips on my phone.

I was like, am i dreaming

With my though reflecting on the hairy thighs of my babe's friend i saw, all i could think is striking her down.

Actually now am in dilemma.

Should i tell my babe about this or keep mute?
I can't keep entertaining temptation from a sexy babe and keep pretending.

Need your opinion

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RoyalBlak007:
no...he'll die quickly...

[color=#AB56BA]Let them fry the balls first[/color]

wao!

Militant1:
Tha ballz should first be soaked in freshly ground pepper.

hmmm u wicked ooo

Do you think this should be penalty for rapist

Mrs. Charity Aba, who was kidnapped Tuesday night from her home at Oiji Street in Otukpo local government area, Benue State, has been killed by her abductors after collecting ransom from her family.


A reliable source revealed that Mrs. Aba’s remains was dumped by her abductors at the Eupi Enugu roundabout at midnight.
Men of the Nigerian Police Force have since taken possession of the body which is said to be on the way to the mortuary as at the time of filling this report


http://benue.info/in-benue-body-of-kidnapped-woman-found-after-family-paid-ransom/

Can you please tell us how many meaning does the word OGUN have


A friend is arguing here

RoyalBlak007:




they are coming for

[color=#AB56BA]your ballz this tym [/color]

i go enter ghost mode

RoyalBlak007:
Why not

[color=#AB56BA]kick-start [/color]

ok... 1.Smellymouth
2. Sinaj

3. .........

Here is a lip gloss for romanceland gossip-pers.

Can you list some of them on romanceland?

RalphWow:
Hey guys! I'm new here. Been a guest for some time and finally decided to join. Say me welcome, peeps.

Happy Sunday!

introduce ya self dude

Yesterday morning, an unidentified man was burnt alive by a mob in Aliede, Gwer East local government of Benue State, after he allegedly stabbed a member of the local vigilante group.


According to eye witnesses, trouble started when the unidentified man, said to be of northern origin, was spotted with a suspicious bag and asked to open it by the vigilante member identified as Mr Tse Vende.


As the man declined, a small tussle ensued, during which the man from the north pulled out a knife and stabbed Mr Vende twice in the neck. Passersby tried to rushed him to the hospital but he died on the way.


Angered by the development, irate youths and other members of the vigilante group seized the northerner and set him ablaze.
Aliede, a small settlement along Makurdi-Otukpo road is notorious for jungle justice. A few months ago, two motorcycle thieves were also burnt alive.



http://benue.info/photo-man-with-suspicious-bag-burnt-alive-in-benue/

No fewer than eight persons have been arrested in connection with the assassination of Mr Denen Igbana, the Senior Special Assistant on Security to the Benue State Governor, Samuel Ortom.


Mr Igbana, who was instrumental to the state government’s amnesty programme, was murdered by unknown gunmen about two weeks ago at his residence in Tionsha area on the outskirts of Makurdi, the state capital.


Residents of the area had alleged that Mr Igbana, during an altercation with the killers, mentioned the name of one of the beneficiaries of the state government’s amnesty programme.


Confirming the arrests, the Benue Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), ASP Moses Yamu said, “We have arrested eight persons in connection to the murder of Denen. We will make the names of the people public in due course as investigation into the matter is ongoing”.

Yamu also disclosed a senior government official, confirmed by other sources to be the Special Adviser on Special Duties, Arc Joe Kyaagba who worked closely with Mr Igbana on the amnesty programme, has been invited for questioning due to his involvement in the programme.
The PPRO however said the amnesty beneficiary mentioned by the residents has not been arrested.



http://benue.info/breaking-police-arrests-eight-over-murder-of-governor-ortoms-aide/

ajuwarhodes:
Like seriously? He's just coming across symptoms of HIV...

i might nt be a doctor but am a health personnel....

The below picture explain how the CD4 is gradually decimated

The symptoms of HIV can differ from person-to-person and some people may not get any symptoms at all.

Without treatment, the virus will get worse over time and damage your immune system. We look at the some stages of HIV infection and possible effects.


1. Acute primary infection


Around one to four weeks after becoming infected with HIV, some people will experience symptoms that can feel a lot like flu. This may not last long (a week or two) and you may only get some of the flu symptoms – or none at all.

Experiencing these symptoms alone are not a reliable way of diagnosing HIV.

Symptoms can include:

*.fever (raised temperature)
*.body rash
*.sore throat
*.swollen glands
*.headache
*.upset stomach
*.body rash
*.joint aches and pains
*.muscle pain.

These symptoms can happen because your body is reacting to the HIV virus. Cells that are infected with HIV are circulating throughout your blood system, so your immune system then tries to attack the virus by producing HIV antibodies.

This process is called 'seroconversion', and it usually happens within 45 days of infection and can take up to a few months to complete.


2. The asymptomatic stage

Once the seroconversion stage is over, many people start to feel better. In fact, the HIV virus may not reveal any other symptoms for many years. Health professionals say this could be around 10 years. However, the virus will still be active, infecting new cells and making copies. Over time this will cause a lot of damage to your immune system.


3. Symptomatic HIV infection

During the third stage of HIV infection there is usually a lot of damage to your immune system.

At this point, you are more likely to get serious infections or bacterial and fungal diseases that you otherwise would be able to fight off. These infections are referred to as ‘ opportunistic infections’.

If a person is experiencing opportunistic infections they are now said to have AIDS.

4 Symptoms that you may have during this time can include:

*.weight loss
*.chronic diarrhoea
*.night sweats
*.a fever
*.a persistent cough
*.mouth and skin problems
*.regular infections
*.serious illnesses or diseases.

There isn’t a test for AIDS and you can’t inherit it. AIDS is a syndrome, and this means it is diagnosed from a set of symptoms that happen when you become very ill from a serious infection or disease.
Taking treatment on a daily basis can be difficult to get used to, especially if you are suffering from any side-effects, so it’s important to access support from health professionals when you need it. Having AIDS also does not mean you will die from an AIDS-related illness – but getting the right treatment is really important at this point.

http://www.avert.org/about-hiv-aids/symptoms-stages

according to new findings, there are about four stages of HIV/AIDS.

The fourth stage is;

Clinical stage

at this stage the person will be in a critical condition.

He or she is bed ridden. This means that, the immune system will be decimated to the least level making it difficult for the person to carry out daily activities on their own.

PROTECTION IS BETTER THAN CURE!!!

national primary Health Care development agency or WHO