So many Nigerians now know that HKN artist Davido and EME star Wizkid have been taking shots at each other on social network and many are still baffled.

FNN has gotten to the root of this and discovered it is all a publicist stunt for Davido And Wizkid new single titled “party” but another unconfirmed source reveals that the beef is real, Wizkid is angry that davido told people he came to the studio without brushing and also a third source claims davido is angry because wizkid leaked their new single party” with the version of davido singing without Baba Blue resulting to poor vocal delivery

This song might come as a surprise to many, especially after things allegedly got heated between Davido and Wizkid this year.

Reports of beef between the two Young entertainers hit the media when Davido was said to have left a night club solely because wizkid came in.

Some said he did it because Wizkid didn’t brush his teeth, Some insisted Davido was intimidated.

Well, fans of Wizkid and Davido can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the artistes have finally done something together; it’s their brand new song titled “3some” which was meant to be released by August 25th but leaked today.

The 2 of them are currently trying their best to get it off the Internet.

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The Ogun State Government in a frantic attempt to prevent the deadly Ebola virus disease (EVD) from getting into the State, has ordered the Toll Gate along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway to be closed.

Traffic has been moving in only one direction: into Lagos. Cars are prevented from leaving Lagos across the border.

The Head of the immigration Department of Ogun State while addressing journalists early this morning stated that the action is the most expedient means of preventing the spread of the deadly virus into Ogun State.

He advised Commuters to avoid that route,which had become high profile as any journey taken on that road with the hopes of leaving Lagos State is journey in futility.

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Popular American female rapper Nicki minaj, has seen so many controversies in the past, but the recent one happened while she was performing on stage, as her buttocks (aka ass,booty etc) deflated while she was twerking on stage.
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In a related news, as the muslim fasting draws to an end and as they prepare to celebrate sallah with Rams becoming a maquee and expensive lifestock signing, bus fares to various states becoming unnecessarily inflated, a mosque in the Mushin area of Lagos State has advised its members to return their rams back to where they bought them because the rams may infect the consumers with the Ebola virus which has recorded a mortality case in Lagos state.

SEE ALSO: APC BROUGHT EBOLA TO LAGOS – PDP

This news came from a FNN source who called the H/Q and informed us of this kind of mis-information. According to our source, the Imam said the mosque members should celebrate their Sallah with nothing but Fish,chicken and turkey and all those of them that have bought Ram should return it or take them for tests before eating them.

Contrary to the announcement made in the mosque, the Ebola virus has a very low chance of being gotten through eating meats from cattles/rams but mainly from bat (batman fans beware) & monkey meats or bush meat generally.

SEE ALSO: EBOLA VIRUS: FASHOLA BANS HANDSHAKES AND HUGS

It might also be gotten through contact with body fluids of infected patients and as such, anybody running very high temperature, vomiting or having severe headache, should be rushed to the hospital immediately with great caution taken.

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In a shocking new development, following the APC’s attack on the attempted assassination of one of its party leaders, General Buhari, the PDP has fought back by accusing the APC under the western leadership of Tinubu of ‘bringing the Ebola virus to Lagos’.

Speaking to FNN, PDP spokesman Oliseh Metuh said, “this is their new plan to con terminate the hands of PDP members come 2015 so they are trying to do all possible to make sure they win but they will not succeed”.

Speaking further, Metuh said, ” in fact I have concrete proof and evidence to support my claim, you can check you tube, just because a PDP member was openly shouting that the Apapa Oshodi expressway was blocked when Fashola visited the place, the next morning CDC had quarantined the guy saying he now has Ebola, which kind Ebola? Enh? Is it Ebola of the mouth? “.

In a reacting statement, APC press secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed responded saying, ” and this Metuh boy had to respond while am still fasting, don’t worry I will soon break the fast, come back on tuesday and receive my statement, Maybe by then he’ll (Metuh) have Ebola since he’s been shaking those corrupt PDP leaders, GEJ is not excluded”.

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In a shocking new development, following the APC’s attack on the attempted assassination of one of its party leaders, General Buhari, the PDP has fought back by accusing the APC under the western leadership of Tinubu of ‘bringing the Ebola virus to Lagos’.

Speaking to FNN, PDP spokesman Oliseh Metuh said, “this is their new plan to con terminate the hands of PDP members come 2015 so they are trying to do all possible to make sure they win but they will not succeed”.

Speaking further, Metuh said, ” in fact I have concrete proof and evidence to support my claim, you can check you tube, just because a PDP member was openly shouting that the Apapa Oshodi expressway was blocked when Fashola visited the place, the next morning CDC had quarantined the guy saying he now has Ebola, which kind Ebola? Enh? Is it Ebola of the mouth? “.

In a reacting statement, APC press secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed responded saying, ” and this Metuh boy had to respond while am still fasting, don’t worry I will soon break the fast, come back on tuesday and receive my statement, Maybe by then he’ll (Metuh) have Ebola since he’s been shaking those corrupt PDP leaders, GEJ is not excluded”.

source: http:///2014/07/apc-brought-ebola-lagos-pdp/

FNN has just received exclusive Intelligence from the DSS, who have just uncovered a plot by some members of the Nigerian Team to the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow to abscond at the end of the tournament.

FNN learnt that the team members plan to run away from the team hotel a day to the end of the Games, during the 4x100m Relay finals.

It is still unclear how they planned to execute the plan and who is in charge, but an insider who pleaded anonymity disclosed that Nigerian Sprint Star, Blessing Okagbare said sometime yesterday “Omo, na during Relay final I go cut out oh.

Once I collect Baton for final lap, i go just run comot from stadium. I go don pack my bag for outside”.

The Scottish Police has been placed on high alert in case of any eventualities. More on this in subsequent bulletins.



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FNN has just received exclusive Intelligence from the DSS, who have just uncovered a plot by some members of the Nigerian Team to the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow to abscond at the end of the tournament.

FNN learnt that the team members plan to run away from the team hotel a day to the end of the Games, during the 4x100m Relay finals.

It is still unclear how they planned to execute the plan and who is in charge, but an insider who pleaded anonymity disclosed that Nigerian Sprint Star, Blessing Okagbare said sometime yesterday “Omo, na during Relay final I go cut out oh.

Once I collect Baton for final lap, i go just run comot from stadium. I go don pack my bag for outside”.

The Scottish Police has been placed on high alert in case of any eventualities. More on this in subsequent bulletins.



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In the wake of the 1st Tunde Fashola has taken drastic steps to ensure the virus is contained and flushed out of the state immediately.

In a statement released yesterday, the Governor officially banned handshakes, hugs and all forms of bodily contact that could ensure the spread of the virus.

In his statement he said: “We are all aware now of the presence of the deadly Ebola Virus in or midst, and how it is spread. It is my moral obligation as Governor of this great state to ensure it’s spread is brought to an immediate halt.

In this vein, henceforth, Handshakes and Hugs are banned in this state. If you must say hi to someone, WAVE from a distance. No more handshakes, hugging, grabbing, patting on the back and chopping of knuckle”

“If you want to greet, WAVE. If you want to congratulate someone, WAVE. If players score during matches played in Lagos and want to celebrate, they better WAVE at eachother.”

“Also all forms of body fluid exchange are banned. Sex is banned. Sweating in public close to someone else, especially on the bus, is banned. Urinating on the street close to where someone else has just urinated, is banned”

The Full statement is available on Nairaaland. reported case of the deadly Ebola Virus at Obalende, Lagos, Gov.

source: http:///2014/07/ebola-virus-fashola-bans-handshakes-hugs/

The video to the hit track “Dorobucci” by Don Jazzy and his Mavin Records artistes has caused a lot of excitement on all social media, as it was released just this week.

Majority of this buzz is down to a scene from the video, in which label member Korede Bello winked at the camera while singing his part in the song.

This scene has generated a lot of attention, particularly from females, and even inspired the Twitter hashtag #KoredeBelloWink, through which people can tweet pictures of them winking.

It now turns out that the now-famous scene almost didn’t happen at all.

FNN has received unconfirmed reports that claim that Korede Bello didn’t actually intend to wink at the camera, but only did so because his make-up ran, causing sweat to drip into an eye.

According to a source, Bello has recently revealed that the set of the video shoot was very hot, and it was at that moment when sweat dripped into his eye that he reflexively winked, causing the scene to be created. FNN cannot confirm the truth to these reports, but more as this story develops.

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A letter from an FNN reader claims that her landlord’s son is exploiting her for sex all becasue she needs free wifi.

She said ” we moved in not long ago at maryland, its a very nice place…the network in my house is very terrible and i am an internet freak…if i dont have access to social media sites i would die.

So i discovered our landlord had a very fast internet and i went on to ask him nicely..he gave me the password. It was one of the best weekends of my life ..i’m sure i used close to 10gb for free.but i never knew he had other plans.”

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The news that UAC Foods has increased the price of popular hunger relief snack ‘Gala’ from N50 to N70 has been met with wide-spread dismay and panic, according to reports reaching FNN.

Since the new price was announced this week, the national economic index has been thrown into a state of disbelief, with many people even going as far as laying the blame at the feet of already embattled president, Goodluck Jonathan.

Rumours suggest that several CLO’s including the National Association of Gala sellers, BringBackOurGala50, NLC and their allies may embark on a national strike anytime in the coming weeks in several states across the county, which may mirror the fuel subsidy removal incident.

SEE ALSO: BLEACHING SAVES WOMAN AS ASSASSINS FAIL TO RECOGNIZE HER

Speaking at a press conference, the NLC president, Omar, who spoke on behalf of the concerned parties said, ‘ the Federal government must intervene in this matter, we can not allow the cabals to dictate our stomachs too, Gala cannot turn to a luxury good over night, it is for the masses and not the elite’.

Meanwhile there was also unconfirmed reports that Minister of Information, Labaran Maku was in a closed door meeting with the Gala stakeholders, including the UAC management and Gala sellers to find out the root cause of the incident.

More as this develops.

SOURCE: http:///2014/07/new-price-gala-causes-nationwide-panic/

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Some hours after it was revealed that Davido had graduated from Babcock University, FNN obtained exclusive information made known by the head of department of Bus. Admin, Babcock University, that the young,talented,rich hiphop artist did not write a single exam throughout his stay in the school.

Revealing this to a correspondent of FNN in Babcock,the HOD of the Business Admin department Davido graduated from, made it clearly known that Davido has not only bought his way into the music industry but has also bought his way through school.

He explained he doesn’t even know what Davido looks like but he’s familiar with his father who’s a Patron of the school

FNN also spoke to some of Davido’s Classmates who claim the few times they’ve seen Davido, had been through their television. One of the graduating student of Business administration department,said ” Na wa o, Davido is graduating with my set? I know every student that’s been in my class since year one (1) but I’ve never even seen Davido with my korokoro eyes …”, thus going to prove the rich man’s theory that money can buy anything.

Sources at the convocation event say that the O.B.O crooner thrilled the graduating students with a free convo-show, as part of his corperate social responsibility.

SOURCE: http:///2014/06/revealed-davido-graduated-without-writing-any-exam/

On Saturday,19th of July 2014,an event that has made headlines took place at a church in Warri,Delta state was having its usual monthly vigil tagged “No friend for jungle”.

The church pastor,Pastor Osas as he’s popularly called was carrying out a deliverance session,healing people from all kinds of infirmities and releasing them from bondages,then this dreadful event took place.

The pastor was trying to deliver a woman with an evil spirit when the woman slapped the pastor twice.

At first,the pastor continued praying but when the second slap came,he stopped praying,dropped his bible and hit the woman on the head with his anointing oil bottle,making the woman go unconscious.

When the pastor was asked why he followed such a violent step,he said “its operation NO FRIEND FOR JUNGLE na FIRE FOR FIRE,the spirit in her attacked and I attacked back which calmed it down.”

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As expected, stock holders in the hair industry in Nigeria have confirmed that the price of Brazilian hair has dropped immensely following Brazil’s 7-1 loss to Germany in Tuesday’s semi-final game between both countries.


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The immediate past Governor of Imo state Chief Ikedi Ohakim was in the news recently for pleading with the good people of Imo state to forgive him of his wrong doings during his time in office, citing that he is human, hence prone to making mistakes.

Reports reaching FNN further suggest that the former Governor who was accused of misappropriation of funds, abuse of office and human rights offences like flogging a Catholic priest, Journalists and people criticising his government in 2010 amongst others, has been given a set of conditions for him to be forgiven by the citizens of Imo.

According to our sources, the main condition is that Ohakim Ikedi brings himself to the Owerri Township Stadium, were he will be publicly flogged by some Reverend fathers, Journalists, Teachers, Doctors, and a few students in the state. Although this might sound out of place , the Igbo people’s tradition is known for publicly flogging wrong doers in market squares in time past.

All efforts to reach the former Governor on this development have proved futile, but considering the magnitude of accusations levelled against him and how the APC led Government in the state is bent on making him pay for his atrocities, this might be a welcome development, as the nation may just see their first public office defaulter go through Restorative justice(A form of Justice where the victims decide the punishment)

Especially as our judiciary system have not been doing much to curb corruption by politicians.

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SOURCE: http:///2014/07/former-governor-imo-state-chief-ohakim-flogged-publicly-reverend-fathers/

It seems that the much villified fashion/lifestyle choice of applying cosmetic substances to one’s skin in order to lighten or “bleach” it may finally be getting some good publicity. FNN has received unconfirmed reports that suggest that a Lagos woman believes an attempt on her life was aborted because the assassins contracted could not recognize her due to her new skin tone.

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Patience Ozorkwo popularly known as Mama G is one of nollywood’s most popular actresses,she’s known for playing the role of a wicked mother/mother-in-law and this distinct role she plays,has won a lot of awards for her locally and internationally.

The 56yrs old nollywood actress who lost her husband some years ago,has been the topic of controversies as to how she has been living her reality and allegations as to different affairs she has been into.

Most recently is a popular politician she was said to be dating whom she publicly came out to say he is just a very close friend to her and nothing more.

SEE ALSO: MAN DIVORCES WIFE ON WEDDING DAY AFTER DISCOVERING BUTT PAD.

Our source has made it known that Mama G may not be dating the popular politician but she’s dating someone far more controversial and they are planning to have a secret wedding soon in overseas.

According to our source,Patience Ozorkwo is presently dating a 32year old Enugu business man who has been seen with her on several occasions but due to the age difference,people hardly suspect any foul play.

Patience has recently said since her husband is dead,she deserves to move on and be happy by finding another good man,although she also said she wasn’t thinking about re-marrying.

More details to come shortly from your number1 website who brings you news even before they break. Watch this page!

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SOURCE: http:///2014/07/patience-ozorkwo-mama-g-marry-man-half-age/

News reaching us at FNN HQ indicate that Rihanna has been sleeping in the team bus of the newly crowned world champions, Germany, in a bid to promote her upcoming album which would premier first in Munich according to exclusive sources.

Rihanna caused an international incident yesterday after she was photographed holding the 2014 World Cup trophy. After the final match last night, Rihanna posted several pics on her twitter page showing her celebrating with the German team while clutching the World Cup trophy.

This has sparked rumours and claims that the pop star has been ‘servicing’ team members and this rumour was further strengthened when she took to her Instagram page with a photo of her dressed as a ‘Princess’ for ‘Super Mario’ and also receiving a kiss from.

Speaking to FNN Deutsch (yes, we are in Germany too), Head Coach, Loew, was all smiles when he came out of the team bus said “Diz pop star iz de best in her profession, I mean I told her I was ze head coach and she came ‘ahead’ with me…hehe”.

FNN tried to contact Rihanna’s representatives for comment but they were scattered all over the Brazilian copa cabanna beach.

SOURCE: http:///2014/07/rihanna-denies-sex-german-team/

Despite the ousting of Team Nigeria from the ongoing FIFA world cup in Brazil, the extraordinary saves by Super Eagles GoalKeeper, Vincent Enyeama are still fresh in the minds of Nigerians and the world at large.

The said outstanding performance led to social media outburst of statements like “Enyeama can save a relationship” amongst others.

The first lady of Nigeria, Dame Patience Jonathan who had made all efforts in her own way to see to the release of the over 200 girls abducted by the Islamic sect Boko Haram, especially through her infamous “Diariss God” speech and “Only you waka come” catch phrase has once again called on Nigerians to rally around the appointment of Vincent Enyeama as the Minster of Defence.

According to her “Enyeama has showed us all he can organize his defense and save everything save able, why not give him a chance? Now that the so called trained military personnel and service chiefs have not been able to save our girls after all these months”

“Personally I have want him (yes, want) to be the appointed Chief of Defense staff, but they say it is for Army, Navy or Air force so I will talk to my husband to make him the Defense Minister” She added.

It would be recalled that the first lady has influenced the appointment and elections of several key public office holders in our country, hence this pronouncement should not be taken for granted by the public, especially as Enyeama is looking forward to ending his international football career in order to ‘save lives’ and everyone is willing to do everything possible to effect the safe release of the girls.

SOURCE: http:///2014/07/patience-jonathan-wants-enyeama-chief-defence-staff/

Its a recent trend for fashion lovers and celebrities to take risks while trying to be fashionable and wearing of Army camouflage uniforms hasn’t been left out of the fashion risk-taking.

As a matter of fact,80% of Nigerian male artists have at one time or the other been seen wearing Camo in their videos or in public.

Like they say,everyday for the thief one day for the owner. This is the case as Wizkid,one of Nigeria’s foremost artist,was publicly embarrassed in the street of Surulere by men of the Nigerian Army.

Its popular known that Wizkid fancies hanging out in Shitta his childhood street in surulere and he has as a matter of fact,contributed to the popularity of this street but his fame in the street,couldn’t stop soldiers from stripping wizkid of his Camo short and telling him to do frogjump as he disappears.

According to onlookers who revealed to FNN,Wizkid was stopped and questioned,of which he initially tried talking his way through but after one of the soldiers stamped his palm ferociously on wizkid’s face,it became a situation of weeping&pleading,Meanwhile,Wizkid’s entourage had run for their lives,knowing of the recent violence caused by Soldiers in the city of Lagos.

“The soldiers tell Wizkid make him comot the camo and tell am make him do frogjump run comot” said an onlooker.

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SOURCE: http:///2014/07/soldiers-order-wizkid-frog-jump-lagos/

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News filtering through to FNN studios in the aftermath of the game between Nigeria and France that the APC, Nigeria’s opposition party is preparing a lawsuit against Nigerian midfielder John Obi Mikel for allegedly colluding with the PDP to end Nigeria’s World cup campaign.

A statement which leaked to FNN read: “….. We hereby declare that the result against France was marred by massive irregularities, and we are prepared to challenge the result in a court of law to the highest level.

“We believe the PDP and Mikel Obi were in cahoot to deny Nigeria a victory which the people deserved. You shall be hearing from our lawyers soon”.

Meanwhile, Nigerians have greeted this development warm heartedly as all loving fans are broken hearted by the loss.

More on this in subsequent bulletins.

SOURCE: http:///2014/07/breaking-apc-drags-mikel-court/