₦airaland Forum

Nazgul:
This is how people miss their miracles. Instead of you to bring seed and tap into my testimony so that the caprison you love so much wouldn't purge you one day, you're here doing araroro. Continue...you here.

Lmaooooooooo. Caprisun has NEVER purged me. If it does, I will hold you responsible since you're obviously after my life.

Miracles ke? Fake pasteh.

seuncyrus:
Auzubillah. A man who can't satisfy his wife/wives is worse than an infidel

GBAMMMM!

Nazgul:
Yes o. Come and drop offering and seed for what God did for me. 😏

Lmao. You kuku be thief. 🤣🤣

You wan reap where you nor sow.

Nazgul:
It was registered o. It had a brand label wrapped around the bottle.

If it was filled in all these ragolis bottles like zobo and kunu, I would have rejected it. Besides supermarkets only sell branded products.

I'm only greatful to God that whatever it was that made me purge like hell that day didn't escalate into something worse.

Hmmm okay.

Thank God for your life then.

Mjshexy:
Yesso Republic of Gwarimpa indeed, in fact they should have their own govt officials and President

Lmao na so. I have never seen the end of that Gwarimpa estate. Too big!!

Nazgul That one you drank that day so, was it registered?

Mjshexy:
Gwarimpa is a Country on its own

I'm telling you. Republic of Gwarimpa.

I hate this stuff.

doggedfighter:
Who asked you ?

I wonder oh. 🤣🤣🤣

Eunoiaa:
Exactly! You understand where I'm coming from. It's big twenty-two-four!


This one even saw me in real life. I was out, just coming down from the bus when she walked up to me. So I told her my name, and she collected my number after I unsuccessfully tried to wade her off. I think she's a marketer. She had a list of other contacts she's gotten. My name's unisex, so while I will make a little excuse for her thinking I'm a man (assuming she's forgotten my face), I expected her 'business sense' or whatever should have told her to be neutral when it comes to addressing someone's gender. Or maybe I expected too much- it's Nigeria where most people do things anyhow.

Yes dear, I totally get your point.

Ohhh she even saw you in real life then. Crazy!
Well, she must have gotten lots of contacts then, and then send a "Good morning Sir/Ma".

If a potential customer sees it, he/she would clarify on the gender ascribed.

My name's unisex as well and sometimes it gets on my nerve when people just assume I'm a man. Lol.

The babe really has a long way to go in this her marketing business if she keeps doing this. The grammar and shorthand isn't helping matters.

Daptboy:
You see that banga soup eh with fresh fish... Oboy e sweet pass sex..

I can relate.

If you put bush meat inside my plate, I'm in heaven.

OKUCHI11:
This reminds me of the movie 3idiots

Omg same!

I had that in mind when I opened the thread.

Eunoiaa:
I swear, I nor get that chill. Mi o raye mhen. 😄


She nor even put 'U'. It took me a good minute trying to figure out what it meant and whom it came from.


Make she find her customers go front abeg. Nor be me she go kill with headache. Ontop my own money still.

Hahahaha it is very annoying actually.

And who still says "Gud am" in 2024? Very tacky and unprofessional for a business owner.

I also hate when business owners sometimes assume it's a man chatting them up for purchase.

NeckingNgulping:
Fools.. Go and catch Yahaya Bello first, and stop shielding him from the weak hands of the EFCC.

Don't mind them and their misplaced priorities. They're big FOOLS indeed.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]A very bitter sweet experience sha.

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Lol Pele.

Eunoiaa

Baby girl, you nor get chill oh.

"Gud am sir"

BLOCKED.

I howled.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Years back, i was on a team to design a solar powered system for MTN sites. John Holt was facilitating and financing it. We started and finished it at their HQ in VI

We finished the project but a lot of factors didn't let it see the light of day.

That was the first time i knew people were benefitting from Diesel supply/theft both legally and illegally[/color]

I can imagine the ordeal y'all went through because of the project.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]IHS go transfer that cost to the Telco!

Directly or indirectly, Diesel theft consequence dey touch person wey outsource[/color]

Lol. They usually have an independent vendor/contractor for diesel supply.

Sometimes, the FIeld service engineer (FSE) on site are guilty of diesel theft.

But yes, anyone suspected for diesel theft is usually investigated, arrested or sacked in most cases.

My favourite person. Steeze and composure.

Konquest:
A very profound feedback... Succinctly stated.

I like your simple analogy about your black cloths which sums up the whole thing. That's true... black is worn as a law student leading right up to being a lawyer after Law School graduation.

I'll read this again.

"Saved." *Muah*

Thank you Mr Quest.

Yes, Black clothing has become part and parcel of my lifestyle. And Black is just a versatile colour. Anyone who thinks otherwise can go hug a transformer.

Gerrard59:
I love boobs. Honestly, I really do. I am willing to spend any amount of money, provided I can comfortably afford it, just to have those nipples in my mouth.

I love breasts. In breasts I thrust!

Sprinkles holy water everywhere

Nor be small thing.