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Offpoint:
Why? did your ex broke your heart? or there was no ex?

The latter.

IamFreedom:
Are u resuming wit speed or slow motion ?

Slow motion. I would resume when my gang resumes .

Offpoint:
are you single? I've always wanted to date someone with the name folake... if you are; I'm in love with you

I'm single, but not interested in dating (I'm sorry).

IamFreedom:
Hipo bleach koh, Jik klin ni
Wat d latest dere ?

Na you come know o,sha I no like flattery.
Nothing new jor, school really dey resume next week Monday.

IamFreedom:
According to your own ideology shebi
No one can dispute d fact dat you are Qween lizzy of Naija

I know say you be Hypo bleach, sha no wash me, Biko.

Laugh won tear my belle oh .

IamFreedom:
E don epp Elizabeth of England
Dat y i jejely dey my level o

Queen Lizzy own different na.
Na so .

EzendiEgo1:
what is this girl saying
Can you just listen to yourself

What I'm saying in its simplest format is "How do humans around you breathe because of the odour emanating from you ".

Yeah, it's worth waiting for.

IamFreedom:
I no fit mock Qween na
D wey IG dey drink data, if u know, u know

Who Queen Don epp for this life? Abegi !.

Na true sha, no be lie.

Kukuma tell us you're dirty na. Even my brother has sense more than you.

Even if a person is broke, it doesn't stop you from personal hygiene.

IamFreedom:
Benin No
Na your face be your customer care o
we wey no fit aford to chart you on I.G wats our Faith

Oops! OK, no problem.
You just dey mock me abi na .
If you fit enter Nairaland, IG no be kini big deal na.

Our elders always dey talk say "Person wey get head nor get cap".

Op,be kiaful o.

IamFreedom:
Better Customers fall on you. Who go see your face wey no go buy your Oil

Are you in any group named DYI ?

Thanks darl .

Money fall on me too oh, bros. Abeg you get anybody for Benin you fit link the person give me o.
LMAO, Na by my face? .


Uhm no, but I'd soon create my page on IG soon (hopefully ).

ReinaFarine:
Yes, she is actually a wife material. One material doesn't suit all. There is definitely a man out there that wants exactly the kind of material you are as wife. You are his wfe material. You're not marrying society so don't let the tell you you aren't wife material. Do you. You'll find your soul mate.

Eggxactly!

It's only in movies especially Hollywood that breakfast is served in bed.


Well, she made some sense here though.



#Focus on the message and not the messenger.

IamFreedom:
Am good, how about you too ?

How your break going on , how market ?

I'm fine oh .

My break isn't bad, sha I'm not relaxing . My market is going well, thank God .

Archangel15:
One feminist in nairaland that calls herself 'oriaku' is busy deceiving her female counterparts while she is eating nkwobi and peppersoup in her husband's parlor

I pity all these brainwashed feminists wanna be sha

LMAO!

DavidLoves:
why don't u reply PM's?

I don't see the need. What happens on NL, stays on NL.

PS: Sorry for the late reply, not been around.

IamFreedom:
Meaning ?
Been a while

Ikr (I know right).


Hey dearie, what's up?!!!

IamFreedom:
WDF
Short interval sha. But some would appreciate it thou

Ikr.

IamFreedom:
Dis cooked story get pepper

Okay

cbrass:
Could i know you more pls

Lol,why pls.

IamFreedom:

Hw many weeks before una resumption

10 days remaining.

Were you born from a man's nyash, if no, kindly STFU

Na your mouth, anything you like make you talk am.
Iranu!

IamFreedom:
Same too. #LifeOfaHustler

That's cool

Eayah kpele oh.

This gist would have been sweeter if a certain man from Daura had fallen instead.I no talk name oh .

Nobody should beat me,I'm catching cold.

This is cute .

Here to read lies

Mcy56:

Number 2 is very correct. When entering the toilet, even if you forgot, you quickly dash out to pick the phone along.

I swear,you concur !


And no.8. Hehehe.