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Ah !

1. I like going home at night from school even though there are cultists in my area.My mum has warned me severally but I no dey hear word . On this particular day,the street light in my area wasn't on and everywhere was dark ,I wasnt scared until I saw like 10boys sitting in the dark in one corner, afraid catch me(fear is an understatement),I was so scared that I started praying in my mind with Rape all over my imaginations and when i got closer I didnt know when i uttered "Good evening Bros" and immediately they started following me. Sh*t was crazy!! My heart was literally in my mouth and I started moving very fast until my neighbour came out from her house, God used that woman to save me oh . But sha the next day,i still entered the house late again .

2. The day my younger sister "died" ,I was crying instead of me to be praying like everyone was. God brought her back to life miraculously, i cant even explain but it was so scary.

Peachess:
Nope, uniben.

Ah fellow sister !

IamFreedom:


Been a while, na Sambisa u go

Lol no.
Been here and there hustling. I just pop into NL when I'm free.

How bout you?

dondemex:
I'll go with dumb. Imagine as a fine boy I picked this girl up at a bank. She was already blushing and shining teeth just because I said Hi. My phone was not with me that day so I gave her my number before I got home she'd already messaged me. Only for me to be getting K, Fine, lol, Yes as reply. I did not even talk to her again only for her to message me again two days ago. I said How've you been she said Fyn me too I kuku said kk. End of story

Lmao your name must be John cos you're wicked! Lol.

There's nothing than staying true to one's self.

cbrass:
You are so beautiful, I love your natural looks

Gee, thanks!

This guy is trying too hard to be relevant as music don dry for him mouth.

See face

Why are we seeing two colours of denim jacket. All these photo edit apps should fear God oh

This country is a joke

Tribalism on this thread in 5, 4, 3, 2.......1



Igbo Amaka v. Yoruba Demon.

Lalas247:
physical ke
aunty Fola what do u mean o

Lol, don't take it the wrong way jor .

I meant having a face to face convo with the girl. Some girls lack communication skills, while some are outrightly dumb(I'm sorry) or sometimes they're not into the guy. It depends.

Personally, if you give me "Yes ,No,Fine" or other monosyllabic answer, imma cut you off.


But sha op, there are still some people who do not know how to chat,so the best thing is going physical.

Some people actually danced and clapped when this one was born oh. It's a pity a pity cannot be pitied.
Anu mpama

Don't carry your hungry friends along on a date. This cannot be overemphasized.



#drops mic.

IamFreedom:
Na watin u teach me na

#singing "Nobody holy pass me

kingjomezy:
folake really?

Of course

Things happening these days scare the shi.t out of me.

To the guy, na God go answer you.

Come to Uniben and see them littered everywhere

How will a grown ass man be using flower Snapchat filter?
He's fine, but nothing spectacular about him.

troublemakea:
this girl and duck birds must be families

see mouth

Show us your girlfriend's own or kindly STFU!

I thank God for my face

braimeddy:
Don't he have Terry g bottle water? It's still a shame for him to drink sachet water

Izzit your mouth? Na your drinking

rexchazy:
Are you sure he is your son, cus I can't find the similarity. I was told when u lose you spinal cord u also lose you joystick

It's not too late to ask for sense from God.

He giveth freely.

Congratulations

IamFreedom:
Folake4u, I guess
She dey teach seun how to operate Nairaland den in d 80's

Na joke o, Abegi no ban me

Lool, werey person

IamFreedom:
I don tire for '' Face me i slap you'' so i think it's best i migrate to '' Self Con ''

Na you sabi

IamFreedom:
Good hearing from you

Yeah you too, now answer my question, oga

How ave u been ?

Been fine, and you?

why did you deactivate?

Cc: IamFreedom.