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Interesting thread.

Hot rice. Duvet. Jazz music. Lights off.

GloriousGbola:
the real koko is edo people can't speak english. all the while the flint has been mocking monday's english, meanwhile see this tu-sh aje butta private university schooled edo mrs 2baba who has admitted to be in an incestuous marriage

even worse, to par phrase ibime - mixing with them will reduce your brain cells . less than six months tuface has gone from african queen/amaka disappoint me/very good bad guy to toto mechanic

must be something in the agege bread they eat in that place

i guess the flint runs all his posts through chatgpt first . one day bros go slip up and drop his pussay destroyer essay

I guess you're trolling...

Gerrard59:
TwitterNG people bin talk say na dem dey serve hooge portions. Be like say Tinubulation has affected the company.

Actually as at 2023/2024, the portions were quite sizable but now? I don't think it is same as I last patronized them last year.

I do know that Jevinik still retained their large portions though, albeit pricey as at the last time I was there.

GloriousGbola:
for most of 2019 to 2022/23, when i needed to feed the kids sharp sharp i would pop into CR and buy their mean for n500, n600

it slowly started rising in price till it reached 1k. now I enter CR and the meal is like 4k plus. i can't deal.

They're all expensive these days.

Gerrard59:
Sorry about the mistake. Na my keyboard. Thanks for the update.

You're welcome.

Gerrard59:
But is it true that N2, 500 can purchase a meal at Blackwell Lekki? What's the quantity like sef?

It is BlackBell not Blackwell.

And NOOOOOO. 2500 CANNOT get you a proper meal (except if you view pepper soup as one) at BlackBell restaurant. Their menu/portions is quite expensive and small.

As at last year, when I was still buying rice from them, it was over 5k-7k with protein and takeaway pack, plus VAT. My colleague always bought spaghetti and a portion was over 4k, so imagine the price in 2025.

You can check their website here:
https://www.blackbellng.com/meals?location=2bc057a9-bbae-4cc5-9686-47beb7351447

Gerrard59:
Was it at Blackwell?

"island" Ikoyi, VI or Lekki?

Not defending him or being cynical, but Mr Tope was specific.

No, not BlackBell restaurant, The Place rather.

It was at Lekki actually.

planetx:
He said Lekki not Island.

Lekki.

2500 ke? I bought just one portion of rice and chicken last week on the island for 6,300.

Is Real Madrid sleeping fgs? 😂😂😂🤣

Adventure, Comedy, Thriller.

Akara and bread anyday anytime!!!!!

Omofaye99:
Lol, you had me laughing out of control! It really does sound like intimacy is turning into an extreme sport. I just hope he remembers to wear a helmet for that bungee diving experience. Safety first.

Awww. I'm glad I made you laugh.

Lol, what do you want me to say again. He's not getting enough digging with his wife, so he needed recommendation and yes, I hope he observes safety measures in the activity.

doggedfighter:
These cracked me up 🤣😂😂😂

Lol what to do.😉

3Csbutterfly:
This isn't spiritual, so no prayer is needed.

Lol I know. Just kidding.

In all honesty, you should have married someone whom you had sexual compatibility with, but hey! It's too late to cry over spilled milk.

Best of luck to you and yours.

3Csbutterfly:
She doesn’t like talking about sex (hence why she was able to remind me about the tear during childbirth), but we’ll discuss it when she returns home. Honestly, I’m getting tired already, but I believe we can still work on these imbalances.

Have you tried prayers? There's nothing Jesus cannot do.

3Csbutterfly:
We've never tried the first one. We're experienced with the second one, but the third one happened when she was about five months pregnant. We haven’t tried it since she gave birth. Do you think throttling would make easy with the first one?

It depends on if your wife is comfortable with that. Maybe you have the sex talk with her?

Sirchiboy:
With small bum bum

My ass is flat even.

doggedfighter:
No mind him. He had a woman with experience who's sexually compatible with him. Left her for a virgin. Now wants to break the poor girl's legs with exploration even with episiotomy. While he keeps looking for depth.



Ehennn, Folake4u Lag too good for your body !

Those pictures too gbaski !

That my dear, is the hypocrisy of a Nigerian man. Let him enjoy his virgin wife in peace and explore her body too.

Thank you DG. ☺

Gerrard59:
The positions actually look good, especially 1 and 3. These positions na for people wey dey fit, not those who consume fufu every two seconds.

Yeah I know right.

Na for physically fit people only.

3Csbutterfly:
To those criticizing how I express intimacy with my wife, your hypocrisy is on another level. If you're stuck with the "mommy and daddy" style for 10 minutes, that’s your business. My wife is not your sister, and even if she were, she’s my wife now. What you call her “private part” belongs to me!

It’s time to shift your mindset. Intimacy isn’t just about making babies, it’s about connection, exploration, and sometimes even relief. After letting this off my chest, I have some good news: the gynecologist we saw today said there’s nothing wrong with our style. In fact, she encouraged us to keep going , and even suggested I try the rear position at times ( coming-in-From-behind ). Yes, there’s some discomfort, but it’s temporary and may actually ease future childbirth.

To those who truly understand where I’m coming from, thank you. Keep pushing boundaries, never settle for less, and remember, intimacy is more than just reproduction. It’s an experience worth exploring.

Tor! @ the bolded. Since her púnnani now belongs to you, these are styles that you can use to dig further.


Research says the Prison style position gives a feeling like bungee diving. Blood rushes to the brain plus the feeling of being helpless. With every thrust, you'd feel like you will fall but you don't. #Adrenaline rush.


Happy digging!