₦airaland Forum

This agenda against Jose Mourinho is dead on arrival. I have watched his career history from the days of Chelsea and he has no record of being a racist.

Yes, he said the players on Galatasaray's bench were jumping like monkeys, that was a mere analogy given that there was only one black player on the Galatasaray's bench at the time and the others were white.

Abeg which animal in the world jumps more than monkeys?

It had nothing to do with racial colour; his words were merely taken out of context.

We all know he has a sharp mouth and strong personality (which I love about him) but Racist? I don't think so.

His nails are so pretty.

Who dey advice Victor abeg? Does he have a praying Mum or what?

Nazgul:
Don't worry I'll quote you when the season ends.

Till then.

Nazgul:
We're better than your Chelsea who lost.

That's because ManUtd is a fraud team.

At least we're 7th in the league, you're 15th position.

descarado:
If you can remember that thread assuming you were part of nairaland then.
We took them to the cleaners.
It was pages and pages of arguments.
Very fun.
I miss those days.

It's not been long I deleted the wedding limo entrance and wedding gown.
He was suspended, later called back

My very close friend then is a member so I use that wedding picture to taunt her.
I am worldly but she and her husband love me so much. They never preached to me once and her husband is a pastor. I miss them. They moved to ogun state and I left lagos.
I stayed over at their place one night when I was having pregnancy wahala and oga travelled out.
Her nightgown were so sexy. At home, uou will never recognise her. She wears bum shorts.
Will visit her when next I travel.

Owwww. I'm not sure I remember seeing a thread like that or wasn't on NL then.

Oh wow. So they suspended him? Interesting.
I was thinking they'd even ex-communicate him like their radical branches will do in Nigeria.

That's nice. I like the fact that your friend can balance religion and sexiness in her home.

descarado:
I was too.
My uncle is his right hand man.
Uncle wife died since. He refused to marry.
His oga wife died, oga go marry.
U see this life no balance.

As kumuyi don pack go United kingdom,
Uncle vex pack go America

Wonder how he is doing there.
And his grandkids are werey.
He said he want to come to uk. Maybe he is missing kumuyi.
Hubby said work take am outside uk
I no ready to do dry fasting abeg

This life nor balance indeed.😂😂😂

Na wa oh. I read that Christian Mirror magazine as a child courtesy of my mum. We weren't their members but my mother subscribed to the magazine. After the first wife died, my Mum stopped buying. I think she disliked this new wifey.


Sheybi one of his son's got married in an ungodly way and allowed his wife wear a wedding gown? Abi I dey mix am up with another MOG pikin?

For this life, make person follow him heart desire and block outside noise.

descarado:

Trust Nigerians.

I remember my mum being sad about the first wife's death.

descarado:
I am very serious o, babe.

That was what they said.

If we can start analysing it like they do here, seeing that she married him immediately after the wife which happens to be her friend died, she is a prime suspect to her death.
Secondary, the two were having an affair.

Omooo Des!

If you say this on Twitter, they'd come for your head oh.


"You're not supposed to speak ill of a God fearing Pastor".

doggedfighter:
Descarado finished me with her response.

I have been laughing since 😂😂

The thing too funny, no lies. I was laughing like mad.

Such an epic response.

doggedfighter:
Folake4u, they said she was an untouched 65 years old virgin .😂😂

I am trying to swallow that one , this one said she didn't live olosho life.

This is Someone that married her friend's husband shortly after her friend's death .

They should take it easy, abeg😂

E reach to ask if he was her neighbour oh.😂😂😂

doggedfighter:
How did you know she didn't live an olosho life?

Were you her neighbour ?

DG abeg!

Na you carry me come this thread. 😂

descarado:
They said the holy spirit directed him

Lmao I'm howling here. 😂😂😂😂😂

Drella:
Must have been tough bearing that together with the stress from work.

Sending warm hugs from here💞

Indeed, it is tough.

Thank you.

poshestmina:
My Partner would even help get me drugs and anything to ease any pains.
Of course,it's Naira land . Any bussu can come claim Tiger

You seeeee!!!! He's doing well.

Dyggg? Of course, them go claim Tiger whereas na mouse for reality.

Drella:
That’s understandable.

Unrelated, but how do female folks deal with cramps at work?
Everyone always seems to be fine at work.
The thing doesn’t come during work hours??

I don't know about others but I'm at my worst when I have cramps at work. My colleagues used to pity me and just let me be.

Nazgul:
2-2

And you're happy? Mtchewww

Nazgul:
Congratulations. Next season na me go troll you.

Till then.

With una coach wey them order from Temu.

Nazgul:
Make it and give us, we'll buy.

It feels so good to troll you.

Nazgul

Manure United should leave this football business and start selling okpa.

GloriousGbola:
shout out to somebody's sugarmomma

gotta stay ahead of inflation

Lol that is more than a year's supply of sanitary pads.

You're doing well.

zedman1:
No Amen to that.

Dey play. I've said the Amen on your behalf.

zedman1:
I have two kids, two between these surviving two, so I'm not newly married. I will try not to be shy next time, but I pray she doesn't send me to buy pad again.

Awww that's cool.

I pray she sends you on that errand. 🤣😂

Drella:
Male neighbour buying you pads?
That’s overfamiliarity, popularly called see finish.

Even my female friends that comfortably talk to me about their period can’t send me to buy pad laye!

Lol it was just one time I was in so much pain and he helped out. No fuss whatsoever.

Whatever rocks your boat, I guess.

zedman1:
Anything regarding male and female, these boys call it simping here. But on a serious note, I only bought for my wife once and shame catch me to ask for the shop no be small.

Nor be small simping oh.

Lol it's your wife na. Why should you be ashamed? It is quite normal. If and when you start having kids, you'd be purchasing for your daughter(s) too.

My father and brother purchased for us females a lot of times. They knew the preferred type for each girl child and could differentiate the heavy flow ones from light flow pads.

essentialone:
To a lady, it is love and care.

To a guy, it is Simping pro max.

I care less if you agree. It is what it is.

I also care less about your submission.

bepositive11:
I pity their women. There's nothing wrong with a man taking care of his woman.

I'm shocked oh.

They can buy condoms but not sanitary pad? Okay na.

Kaycee7:
I love Legend of Korra

Amazing!

simpleseyi:
I know you all love simps, but you don’t want your brothers be one

If na by that one, let me just inform you now that my brother's helped me buy sanitary pad a gazillion times.

Father, brother, (ex) partner and male neighbour.